They actually did it.

>>83839760
what

>>83839760
According to our latest leaks it's some fantasy creature Rey fights in a cave similar to Luke fighting fantasy Vader in the cave on Dagobah. She kills it and Ghost Yoda is bummed because she was supposed to tame it.

>>83839760
>*breathes in*
>HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I'm curious, is it the same redditor that is doing all of these?

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a fucking force sloth

I am glad that i am not the only one who has sloths as fav animals

>sloth=god

>>83839821
probably should've just used Kylo.

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>>83839898

>>83839821
yeah probably this

I bet it happens during the same part of the movie as the Vader Vision and the Space Worms in TESB.

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>A FUCKING SLOTH
>A FUCKING TREE

I think apology is in order

>>83839821
Wasn't it Yoda's voice only ?

>make new trilogy for fans that hated the prequels and the ewoks
>try as hard as they can to make them worse

>>83839821
sounds quite cool desu

>>83840082
He's probably laughing himself to death right now while swimming in the billions disney paid him for (partial) rights to his property.

>>83840082
No. see. it's pottery!

The sloth scene comes just before the casino planet one. You know what's in a casino? SLOT MACHINES!!!!!

It's like 5 different layers of Potttery right there.

>>83840082
no, force sloth is the best thing to happen to the series since the 90's

>>83840141
He's not swimming in the billions, he donated them all to charity I think

>>83839976
WE

It's not that funny. I think you should be banned for flooding.

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>>83839821
>willingly fighting a sea monster in a cave and winning is similar to Luke fighting ghost Vader

How the fuck is it similar at all? Fucking retard. You cunts go to such great lengths to make the movie sound like a rehash.

>>83840190
It's a deliberate invocation of the same scene, confronting your fears in a magic cave and being deemed unworthy. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>83840190
it's because the monster is like an illusion
Rey fights it instead of doing what she was supposed to do, like Luke in the cave

>>83840190
How can you not see how it's similar? Both were asked to fight against something they were afraid of, both times in a cave, both times at the orders from an old jedi mentor.

I really hope there's another bit in this movie where someone has to fly down a trench to blow up a big thing.

>>83840260
Well they do have an actual AT-ATs in a white planet scene. And I guess Episode 9 will have a new bigger Starkiller base where Snoke is at.

>>83840260
Not in TLJ but it's an integral part of the upcuming Porn Parody.

>>83840082
Go to bed George

That concept art looks incredibly lazy by any standards. Forgive me if I stay sceptical.

>>83840227
>>83840236
>confronting your fears in a magic cave
How is a monster "your fears"? The Anakin leak is bullshit, it's literally just a monster the natives ask her to deal with

>>83840392
>How is a monster "your fears"?
Monsters are by definition the embodiment of fear

>>83840392
No. It's a fake monster. It vanishes after she kills it and you hear Yoda saying she failed the test, according to the leak.

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>>83840468
>believing any leak not posted on Making Star Wars or Star Wars News

>>83840486
idk, but the major leaks about Warcraft, BvS, Deadpool, Ghostbusters and 10 Cloverfield Lane turned out to be pretty accurate

>>83840573
Star Wars leaks are pretty tight, they were for TFA as well besides the scene with Han dying

all the leaks so far have come from MSW having an inside man with promotional material to show him, hence how he knew about the new guards, the gorilla walkers, etc. we know next to nothing about the story besides a chase scene in canto bight (the casino city) and a fight between rey/luke and kylo/the knights

>>83839821
So they are making her go full evil while redeeming kylo? Good, that will at least break the standard epected mold.

>>83840595
TFA leaks were pretty accurate too a few months before release

just because people shitposted their theories for 2 years before doesn't invalidate these leaks

leaks come from toys, transaltors, marketing offshoots, etc. It's hard to keep the secrets these days

>>83839760
There were force animals in the cgi clone wars series. As well as a multiparty about ancient force gods that wanted to kill each other and fuck orange or some shit.

>>83840170
>Donate billions to charity
>No visible difference in the world

Really makes you think.

there always were monsters in star wars. wtf is wrong is you tards? you the fuck cares anyway? it's fucking star wars, not some Kubrick work.

>>83840174
WUZ

>>83840468
Wasn't luke supposed to kill vader? Are you suggesting Yoda just wanted him to talk to vader in the cave?

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>>83840859
KANGZ

>>83840889
It's not the exact same test because it's not a 100% exact copy of TESB... just a 89% copy.

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She would've been an awesome villain but I can't take Rey or Daisy Ridleys acting seriously anymore

>>83840949
there's a huge chance she turns evil at the end

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Yes, because star wars has never had a force-sensitive animal ever.

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>>83840998
>cartoon shit for toddlers that has zero effect on the films

>>83840967
If Disney wants to keep milking this storyline, then this is the proper route

You guys are GONNA FREAK.

The Vader thing was a red herring. The Sloth really is a character from the older movies, but it's not Vader/Anakin.

It's

JAR-JAR

His species goes through a change when they get to a certain age and become mindless sloth monsters. Rey kills him. For real.

Is a force sloth any worse than a tiny green force monkey?

>>83840082
WE ARE NOT WORTHY GEORGE!

you did not fail us, we failed you.

>>83841035
That's just silly.

*looks at OP's pic*

damn... it does look a little bit like a Gungan...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THEY KILLED JAR JAR!

>>83840170
it mainly went to his own charities so he got a nice kickback and a huge tax break

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>>83840170
>>83840141
>>83840822

He sold Lucas Arts so he could finally achieve his real dream:

The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
>http://lucasmuseum.org/

>>83840392
>natives ask her to deal with
>natives

you mean the force sensitive cocaine penguins?

>>83840392
>How is a monster "your fears"?
Read some Gothic literature you uneducated retard. Monsters are literally supposed to represent fear

>>83841140
They "talk" using the Force. Not kidding.

>>83839760
Weren't the original force users animals?

>>83841140
there are reptile people on the planet as well, they live in the huts. it's not abandoned like dagobah

>>83841166
fake.

>>83841134
Blacks and Mexicans will ruin it in a matter of days.

>>83841134
>bottom of a sneaker museum design

JUST

This is almost as stupid as that leak about Finn being the son of a king.
WE WAZ KANGZ

>>83840927
kek

inb4 disney shills in full meltdown

>>83841134
No fucking way it will look like that if it ever gets built. Lol, whoever they paid to draft that up went fucking wild.

>>83841349
He is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlGU6bTeLo

Janitor Prince

>>83841032
>Stop trying to remind me that I devote hours and hours to analyzing a children's franchise, this is a sophisticated film for sophisticated adults such as myself!

>>83841450

George has a lot of money now.