/tpg/ Twin Peaks General - Joe Rogan Slaughterhouse Edition

Music is back on the menu boys

https://youtu.be/e1slsvcG4hI

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Judy?

Literally nobody watches those ending songs

If third post then Sunny Jim gets killed.

When Coop finally wakes up Janey-E is going to think he is *even more* nuts than he is right now. He's going to tell her he's Special Agent Dale Cooper and she's going to be so confused and upset that she'll try and have him put away because he's clearly gone mad.

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>>83837275
Judy is POSITIVE about this!

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Heidi rules

>>83837282
I hate sunny jim desu

>>83837294
those titties rule

>>83837294
Why do the classic characters get all the shit scenes?

>>83837294
Was Shelley being sarcastic/mean in this scene, or can the actress just not hide her innate bitchiness?

>>83837248
Is anyone else legitimately tired of retarded Cooper? It was cute and funny at first in the casino, but fucking hell I'm really starting to get bored of the show.

So we all agree that Richard is going to kill that fatso Double R patron, right?

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Miriam is THICC

>>83837344
Who's Richard?

>>83837323
Because le coffee and pie

>>83837303
Same. I fucking hate how Lynch made Dougie a cuck raising a hispanic man's son.

>>83837344

he's going to fuck her first, and then he's going to laugh and then he's going to kill that lil fuckin smoking baby bitch

>>83837330
Free pie for the fattie suggested to the fattie wasn't sincere?

Fucking hell, I'm crying. I have no idea even why. Thank you based Lynch. I love this show.

>>83837341
How was it not cute and funny when he perked up at seeing Jade in the photo, or when he was engrossed in the clap light?

How do I become that skilled at coin flipping?

>>83837294
hmm shelly can i get cherry pie and some pusy please

>>83837374
Careful with that edge

>>83837248
Last 2 eps haven't had nearly enough Albert, I literally give 0 shits about the new characters yet they eat up half the screen time at least

>>83837341
Murder She Wrote. That Angela Landsbury is a cracker.

>>83837349

Miriam needs to lay off the fucking pie.

RICHARD X LINDA OTP

>>83837341

Yeah, I'm fucking sick of it by now, him scribbling on those notes was just painful to watch

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was this another episode of absolutely nothing?

>>83837294
I thought you Germans were always on time...

>>83837411
WOW

>>83837248
I just started with The Secret Story of TP, and damn, it's better than I expected. This kind of stuff with native americans and so on remind me of the Lovecraft of "The case of Charles Dexter Ward". I really liked when Lewis talks about experiencing stuff with "the energy that B. Franklin discovered" around what I assume is the Black Lodge.

>>83837330
It just seemed that way because of the obvious weight difference.

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Some fuckers were sure Coop will snap out of it this episode. What's your excuse, faggots?
Don't ever try to predict Lynch, EVER

This was sort of interesting.

I know people don't want retard coop but honestly I enjoy it. Also who wouldn't fuck shelly hard

>>83837434
>reading fanfiction

>>83837416
I was enraptured

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>>83837417
I'm like you, Twin Peaks is random stuff now.

But Episode 6 was better. Believe me, something happens that changes the theme of the series, and of course a murder which happens.

>>83837417
I loved it

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT Twin Peaks turned into absolutely unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

>>83837444
At this point I assume this has at least one layer of irony.

Alright /tpg/

I want you to tell me: is there anything in this show actually real or very similar to something that exists or has happened?

>>83837417

a lot of stuff happened

>>83837461
Yeah frost didn't write it

>>83837341
>>83837416
I honestly can't tell who's joking or not anymore...

But to anyone who seriously has these opinions, please acquire the tastes and attention span of an adult. We're not even 1/3 of the way in. Everything isn't going to be revealed already.

>>83837275
What was with the monkeys in fwwm?

>>83837411
It makes complete sense too.

>>83837461
It was OK

[AUTISTIC DOODLING INTENSIFIES]

>>83837461
Yep same director as episode 3, that proves a lot
Coincidentally one of the shitty james episodes was directed by Diane Keaton and it's the only one with some mildly interesting camerawork compared to the others

>>83837474

medium bait

>>83837434
Yeah, it's honestly not for everyone, but I honestly like the historic stuff.

>>83837344
lmao we saw what that fag is made of, getting weepy with magic man getty

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how anbout we made a spoiler-free trigger warming in the OP of /tpg/?

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>>83837461
>he posted it again

>>83837474
We are exactly a third of the way in actually.

>>83837468
People wear suits in this show and in real life, too

>>83837411
doppelcoop goes straight to Major Briggs & does *something* to him

consider this: If BOBs plan had worked out, Laura would have been his new host. And Laura's boyfriend was Bobby Briggs. So BOBLaura would have been able to get close to Major Briggs.
Major Briggs was BOB/The Black Lodges target all along

Cheeky reminder that FWWM has been retconned by the latest episode unless Oregon is now part of Washington state.

>>83837474
what's funny is those who genuinely believe that the various threads will all be tied together in the end are the ones who are going to get truly LYNCHED. Nothing will be resolved. DougieCoop's last words will probably be "How's annie?" or some shit

>>83837501
yea that scene really fucked me up too. WTF LYNCH

>>83837280
I do. Until now the songs are great. The jazz song which plays during the Dougie-parts is amazing. Anyone got a link to that song?

>>83837510
Not quite. I said almost because the finale is going to be 2 hours, I believe.

>>83837468
midgets are real anon

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...

>>83837536
Fuck. I better be careful not to be fucking stabbed to death multiple times by one

>>83837500
Yeah, he's not an alpha so he'll take it out on someone weak and unsuspecting. He's the biggest bullied-mentality faggot to ever grace Twin Peaks. People compared him to Leo, but Leo would wipe the floor with this pussy.

>>83837546
What if that's Judy?

>>83837417
No, Twin Peaks is finally getting on track. Coop is almost out of Dougie-mode and we can see more of Twin Peaks and less of Las Vegas. Everything is going to be okay. David Lynch just wanted to filter out the plebs with the first five episodes.

>>83837501
That scene triggered me so hard I laughed.

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What's her character's name?

>>83837501
That's not spoiler free, you would know what is gonna happen as soon as you see that kid.

>>83837566
hip hop lady

i just want some more beautiful transdimensional sequences like ep3. can't there be more of that please

>>83837558
Judy is Josie's twin sister, but we aren't gonna talk about her.

>>83837501
>Skylar
>Keegan
>Meg Cloud's picture

wew lad, do these people know they're walking stereotypes?

>>83837248
Best episode confirmed?

>>83837474
HELLLOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83837566
I wanna know the song that plays during her scenes.

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>>83837579

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>mfw we have to wait a week for the next episode.

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>>83837566
Chad lover

>>83837520

it's the NEW Fat Trout Trailer Park, Carl relocated

>>83837586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk
Someone posted in the last thread

>>83837562
This. One of the best Episodes, has given us a chunk of info and most of the characters arnt standing around doing anything anymore. Everyones onto something and its going to be fun.

>>83837280
Wow, faggot. Please end your existence.

>>83837592
I like Ike

>>83837601
Thanks, I wasn't even awake yet so I missed the last thread.

>>83837562
>Coop is almost out of Dougie-mode

yeah just another 9 eps until he's back to normal

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amirite guys xdd?

>>83837566
lorraine. she's a stunt woman irl

>>83837610
Ike is genuinely my new favorite character.

>>83837280
>being this much of a pleb

I bet you fast forward the intro, too.

>>83837592
This scene felt like a Filthy Frank sketch. It was amazing that this actually got broadcasted on television. Lynch doing it again!

I took screenshots of the papers Dougie gave Bushnell because the files were too big to post here. Looking over them it almost seems like there's a coherent line of words within the stuff that's circled/within the lines starting with "No Insurance is being investigated by Anthony Sinclair"
http://imgur.com/a/8naYu

>>83837417
>discover Diane
>Judy is kill
>Hawk finds the lost pages of Laura's diary

Does this constitute nothing?

>>83837627
I laughed far too much during that scene. It's gruesome but fucking hilarious at the same time.

>>83837562
>Coop is almost out of Dougie-mode and we can see more of Twin Peaks and less of Las Vegas
You don't know any of this, you're just speculating. You sound like you're trying to convince yourself more than anyone else.

This season has just become a load of random shit with too many dull, uninteresting characters and poor pacing issues

Last episode for me i'm affraid

>>83837461
pleb

WHO PUT THE DIARY IN THE MEN's ROOM?

>>83837627
I love that scene more and more every time I see it. Not even because of the scene itself. But because it had to survive all the way from the idea phase all the way to being broadcast on national TV.

Imagine either Lynch or Frost pitching that idea to the other, the brainstorming, the fine-tuning... all the way to the casting and shooting. Lynch trying to get him to run just the right way. Trying to get the perfect reaction to the ice pick bending.

To be a fly on the wall.

tw; rape mentions etc
...
I'm somebody who gets INCREDIBLY annoyed at the presentation of leland within the TV series and I was wondering whether anybody feels the same way.
I find, especially with his death scene, the writers totally neutralise the molestation and awful treatment of laura by totally implying he was unable to control his actions. who the fuck wanted leland to 'step into the light' yknow?
I mean sure lynch has his problematic aspects in his work as kind of a running theme, but god with fire walk with me I really felt like he was trying to make up for the disgusting turn the series took with trying to make leland totally innocent. so kudos to him for that.
anybody feel the same way?

>>83837645
Anyone else noticed how they made everything in Ike the Spike's room smaller so he seemed normal-sized until the attack? The ceiling was lower, the mirror was smaller and even the door was smaller I thought.

>>83837662
You won't be missed, pleb.

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>>83837662
>poor pacing issues
The biggest pleb argument of all time.
I would suggest Riverdale, its more your speed faggot.

>>83837669
The same person who put the fish in the percolator.

>>83837525

i think that's just because they're airing episodes 17 and 18 on the same night

>>83837679

W O M E N

>>83837662
Good riddance

>>83837669
Phillip Gerard went there to take his medication before switching to MIKE.

BASED JOE ROGAN

>>83837341
God forbid, in a world where we get everything at once at our fingertips, that you would have to wait to see what happens to Cooper's character. Sure you may not like the fact that he's practically brain dead right now; but guaranteed, if all the episodes were on demand, you would watch and say something like: "I love that part in the series where Cooper is basically a child. So funny."
Sorry. Rant over.

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>>83837580
this group is amazing

>>83837693
I dont know what that is and i love slow burners but this is just taking the piss

>>83837693
>The biggest pleb argument of all time.
Bullshit.
We only have 18 hours of Twin Peaks until it's over forever. Why are we wasting time on retard coop doing the same shit over and over again?

>>83837707
and how did he got it from?

>>83837669
Philip Gerard

>>83837710
He looked more like Vin Diesel

Is Janey-e best mommy?

>>83837719
You have no clue how long 18 hours is. You know the entire story of this season is just Coop trying to find his way back to Twin Peaks? Expect a lot more of Dougie.

>>83837723
The fuck would I know? We'll know soon enough I guess, but my bet is definitely on MIKE.

>>83837719
>doing the same shit over and over again?
Either you're retarded or you're not paying enough attention.

>>83837520
Was it the same trailer park?

>>83837719
>why are the creators of twin peaks telling the story of its characters?

It's not wasting time, it's telling a story. It's just not the story you want. Tough shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

>>83837411
WOW, BOB, WOW.

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was lynch going for the same 'tragicomedic' tone as laura's funeral here? or did he just cast a bunch of extras for the ironic kino value?

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>>83837610

>>83837643
When do they say judy is dead?

>>83837477
I think it was something like someone on the crew had a pet monkey, and Dave was just
>yeah, I can use that

>>83837771
there is a chance, midget prey was Judy

>>83837719
I can understand people not enjoying the dougie storyline but saying "we only have 18 hours of twin peaks left" like the plot should move quick because it's a countdown is absolutely retarded.

You don't rush your story because someone at home is saying ugh I'm bored hurry it up I want action.

>>83837771
Theoryfags think the ice-picked lady is Judy

Alternate music for Ike "The Spike" scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXRvvGr8Ug

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83837719
I understand how you feel but you have to remember that it's already finished. These 18 hours are set in stone, so instead of waiting for something you want to see, just enjoy what is happening while it's still new.

>>83837817
ok Leland but what state is it?

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Why has nobody fucking mentioned the biggest unexpected return of all?

>>83837802
Her name was Lorraine (see credits) and Judy lives in Seattle

This episode was great:

- Wacky, coked out bad guys
- Stronk womyn Naomi Watts
- Dougie using lodge autism powers
- CHERRY PIEEEEE
- BRUTAL FUCKING MURDER
- Muh heritage actually leading somewhere
- Coffeeeee

>>83837633
So Sinclair was ratted out because he literally signed off every single claim he had as valid?

>>83837817
>missoulaposting happens literally every single thread
>still manage to use the wrong image

you dont mess with a classic anon

>>83837562
>e-episodes 1 and 2 were just to f-filter out the plebs
>episode 3 was just to filter out the p-plebs
>episode 4 was just to filter out the plebs
>episode 5 was just to filter out the plebs
>episode 6 was just to filter out the plebs

>one third of the show is intentionally bad to filter out plebs

What did he mean by this?

>>83837853
That you're a pleb

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>>83837835
MONTANAAAAAAA

>>83837837
I wish I knew what it meant but I don't, can you please explain?

>>83837817
BAHAMA

>>83837341
Not really.
I'm tired of these gay ass posts though

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>>83837853
>any of these episodes
>bad
Why are you still here?

>>83837853
it means they're good episodes.

>>83837767
>that horrible acting by the black guy
L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83837817
No Leland I don't have any friends there ;_;

>>83837739
Nigga it's already 1/3 of the way over. We got so much more kinography in FWWM in 1/4 of the time.
>>83837752
Did we really need to see him get 5 fucking jackpots to get the point? I'm surprised they didn't show all 30.
Did we need to see him piss twice?
Do we need to see him struggle with the same basic social cues every episode?
>>83837758
The scribbles he made actually having meaning is the only addition to the retard coop arc in this ep. The rest wasn't adding anything to the story.

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>>83837859

BASED NAOMI WATTS

>>83837858
But i'm still watching, so i havent been filtered out. Just not a 100% cucked unquestioning faggot.

>>83837809
This is perfect.

>>83837861
Just a classic shot which was spammed in the first two seasons.

Is it just me that feel a sadness when seeing Albert? It looks like Miguel was in a lot of pain when doing the show.

>>83837844
every ep has been fucking fantastic
I'm so happy :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGSKea-lGw

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It was at least partly his fault.

>>83837248
What's the deal with the effects in the new series? They look kind of off, which works fine in the Black Lodge because everything's supposed to seem weird there, but even things like that kid getting hit by the truck didn't look quite right. I would imagine they have the budget to make it look perfectly fine too.

>>8383779
I'm saying there was potential for more stories in those 18 hours rather than dragging one out needlessly. It makes me anxious that there isn't going to be more.

>>83837809
You're a beautiful person

>>83837861
It's the light at Sparkwood & 21. Twin Peaks becomes darker when it turns to red.

>>83837883
the scribbles did not add anything, it's just reiterating the point that MIKE is leading coop through dougie's life to avoid him dying, just like the jackpots

I like the new season but it really shows what happens when you let a creative person loose with almost nothing to keep him in check.
limitations from producers and other obstacles can be a good thing for a series or a film

>>83837902

FUCK Gene Kelly motherFUCKER

>>83837915
>It makes me anxious that there isn't going to be more.
lil babie is angst, let mommy kiss the boo boo

>>83837929
That was good

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>>83837924
>implying everything won't tie together in the end
I love Lynch unhinged.

>>83837924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

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>>83837902

>>83837924

>David, we need 9 episodes

>I'm sorry but you suits don't understand that the Dougie plotline is ESSENTIAL to the story, we need 16 full episodes of Dougie Jones or else my work of art is worthless

>>83837924
I agree with this actually, ABC had more control over the show than this general ever acknowledges.

>"it's Lynch's perfect vision put to film"
>they ACTUALLY believe this

>le quirky midget le murders people
>so random xD

How can you faggots watch this

>>83837912
Nobody knows for sure, but I think it's unlikely that it's a budget issue.

>>83837942
I choked on my drink

>>83837341
Cooper is gonna be retarded for the whole show, anon

>>83837924
You get to make complaints like this when the show is over and it doesn't make sense.

We're not there yet, so enjoy the hazings.

>>83837937
you clearly have not watched a lot of lynch if you think everyone will just wrap up in a neat little package at the end

>>83837947
Go back to GoT

Janey-E is the toppest of wife material.

>>83837958
I never said neat little package, I said TIE TOGETHER.

>>83837931
Holy shit this is some next level reddit cringe.
Mind if I screencap?

>>83837898
>>83837922
Did it always have the crackling ELECTRICITY?
I think they used to just have it backed with ominous music

I would describe the current show so far as a mix between Mulholland Dr and Fire walk with me with a bit of Eraserhead thrown in. Do you agree?

>>83837979
This post is even more cringeworthy, congrats.

>>83837947
at least put some effort in

>>83837969
Pretty sure they have murdering midgets in GOT too.

>>83837958
Literally almost all of his films wrap up in a neat little package in the end lmao

>>83837987
>Do you agree?
Who're you talking to?

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>>83837971

She's my jowel-fu

SONNY
JIM

>>83838000
(you) my friend

>>83837405

Then she won't be based pie customer

>>83837987
You could just as well have said: "This show feels like it's directed by Lynch"

>>83837358

The guy who knocked down the child. Richard Horne.

>>83837953
Penis is not a drink

>>83837767
i was super tired when i saw this so i didn't fully get the comedy but now when i see it again i can't stop smirking. Based LYNCH

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>>83838034

>>83837912
There's a lot of stuff that looks weird on a technical level. The car explosion being one of them.

But the one scene I got really confused about was in episode 4 where Cole and Albert are talking in what is supposed to be night. Its obviously recorded during the day, with a disgusting blue filter over the whole scene. They keep filming the sky, which is a rookie mistake when trying to turn something you've recorded during the day into night.

It feels a bit pretentious to speculate that Lynch is doing it on purpose, but I can't see any other reason.

Give me an episode of any "comedy" show this year that was funnier than Part 6. This was scene after scene of great moments.

>>83838029
>Richard Horne
Audrey and Billy Zane's kid?

>>83837958
Elephant Man, Inland Empire and Lost Highway are his only films that have "vague" endings...

Did you just out yourself as a poser?

So is the fat pie lady represents reddit and his meeming?

>>83838052
Some random Curb episode that will air later this year.

>>83838052

the only part i laughed hard at was when Dougie's boss shouted JONES! and then 10 seconds later Dougie awkwardly turns around as if he's talking to someone else

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>>83837911
Reminder that Richard did literally nothing wrong

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>>83837846
MON-TANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I propose to put the official /our guy/ title on Red

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>83837987
Feels more like a mix of Inland Empire with the storyline/visuals of Lost Highway with Twin Peaks characters.

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/ourgirl

>>83838065
Oh please fuck NO

>>83838067
Shit, meant Eraserhead, not Elephant Man. Fuck me, I guess.

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>>83838075

>>83838051
>episode 4 where Cole and Albert are talking in what is supposed to be night

I genuinely don't know why you'd think it was meant to be night. I'm not a fan of explaining everything weird as "nah he did it on purpose" but like...the blue filter was really really clearly on purpose.

>>83838102
no way. get that shit away from me.

>>83837957
Tying it all together at the end is nice, but even Lynch traditionally gives you some substance and enjoyment along the way.

This episode was literally
>woman yelling at man
>man finding note
>woman eating pie
>man running over kid with extraordinarily cheesy and drawn out garmonbozia afterwards
>midget murders someone
>20+ more minutes of a brainless man being guided around and getting stuck in elevators

Wow so epic xD
So Lynched xD

>>83837861
Red light = Bad things happen

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>>83838122
/ourgirl

>you will never take a bite of Norma's warm cherry pie

>>83838113
DAT RULE OF THIRDS

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>>83838102
no

>>83838079
>MMMMMMMMMMARE'S EAT OATS AND DOE'S EAT OATS AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY

>>83838134

Bloaty McBloatface

So showtime wanted all the episodes to be released simultaneously. But lynch said "no, no, air them weekly I like it more like that"

Then he went ahead and filmed 18 hours of slow paced, seemingly incoherent scenes and told us it was made to be watched all together, like a movie and he didn't really plan the episodes as standalones?

Is lynch a retard?

Can I get a screencap of Dougie's "handshake"?

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>>83838067
Not him, but I haven't seen elephant man. How did he go ahead and make the ending vague?

>>83838102

FWWM Donna was a cute. A cute!

>>83838143
Is that best donna?
Haven't seen her since fwwm

>>83838154
Yes

>>83838154
Lynch is smart because you're in this thread, still talking about the show,.

>>83838107
>>83838160
Nevermind

>>83838160
I meant Eraserhead. Elephant Man's ending is extremely straightforward.

>>83838001
Too much dick sucking, poor girl.

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>>83838143
/ourgirl Accept it

>>83837981
They usually had it backed with Dark Mood Woods, yeah. The electricity noise bit is new.

>>83838185
illegitimate child!

>>83838079
He told him to get out of the way so he really didn't do anything wrong. What more could he do?

>>83837898
>>83837922
>>83838129
Thanks, I thought I could manage without rewatching the original run but missing a detail like that has convinced me I should rewatch this week.

>>83838102
fuck off

>>83838052
Preacher?

Is amanda seyfried the new laura palmer?

>>83838102
damn she used to be so hot. Why'd she melt her face.

>>83838102
FUCK NO. FWWM Donna > TP Donna.

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>tfw still 12 more episodes of Dougie

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>>83838185

>>83837864
COME ON PRETTY MAMA

>>83838209

No.

>>83838134
Josie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your favorite girl

>>83838227
ARUBA

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>>83838197
>mfw reading this post

>>83838197
Or just, you know, don't have stage 3 alzheimer.

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>>83838223
my nigga

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I know everyone knows about this but I really liked this.

>>83838123
You can say that literally about any episode to misconstrue it in a way where it seems like nothing happens. But things seem to be moving pretty well to me considering how many characters are being followed through their own narratives/new ones interconnecting with current narratives.

Hawk found Laura Palmers diary notes, furthering his investigation. Richard Horne is in dealings with Balthazar Getty who's selling drugs that don't even seem to be cocaine, also he's a raging psychotic who perhaps lives in the same trailer park as Harry Dean Stanton, pepperings of clues alluding to Coopers past to regain his memory whilst being guided by the lodge.

Meanwhile this midget guy who seems to work for these people after Dougie kills the woman who fucked up handling the situation and he's gonna go after him next, setting up an unpredictable next episode considering Coop's mental state with a psychotic midget with an icepick is after him.

It's not that hard to ascertain this shit, to say nothing happens in an episode means you're not paying attention.

>>83838269
I noticed it too.

How's annie?

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>>83838143
>>83838223
>>83838267
Absolute Patricians, the lot of you.

>>83838269
I recognized that intersection immediately.

>>83838239
>>83838256
It's been a while since I watched it, don't let the shit come out of your ass about it.

>>83838239
S H I T
H
I
T

Bowie's going to show up next episode and make 25 years worth of shit come out of Cooper's ass which will wake him up

>>83838288
>ywn eat her huckleberry muffin

what would trigger Cooper's wakeup??

>>83838348
Diane

>>83837911

that's true, at least look in your side view mirror before you send a kid to a horrible death

>>83838348
Coffee didn't do shit

I'm thinking maybe, just fucking maybe he'll wake up before the midget gets a chance to stab him to death

>>83838348
>>83838356
No, Diane is there to prove to the FBI agents that Bad Coop is actually not the real Coop.

As for Good Coop, he will probably need to return to the Red Room and recover the golden pearl before he "wakes up".

>>83837268

Fug it's perfect.

Is Coop retarded because he went into the body of a doppelganger of a doppelganger, rather than the OG doppelganger?
Or because it's been a long time and going into either would make him retarded?

>>83838379
I mean, he should have, but I think it's also understandable not to expect a huge truck to be careening down the wrong lane.

>>83838419
He's in his own body. They went some lengths to clarify this. Put your phone down sometime.

>>83837945

of course the network had some say but you have to remember lynch was already a highly respected film director when he did twin peaks which was pretty much unprecedented at the time. i'm sure they gave him more creative freedom than they would a normal person making their first television show.

>>83837520
Twin Peaks has always fucked up the geography.

Neither FWWM nor the original Series ever made sense geographically.

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>>83838446

>>83838285
God damn that scene hurts to watch.

>Heidi will never giggle at your small dick

Just kill me already, BOB.

>>83838443
Sorry. Sexting yer mum too much m8

somebody post the webm of richard plowing through the little kid

Imagine watching a 2 hour film and stopping every 10 minutes, then waiting a whole week to see another 10.
This is how this feels.

I'm not saying it's bad, but the way it's written almost goes against the way it's televised.
One of the best things about television as a storytelling platform is it's weekly format, and there's a lot that you can take advantage with to make that storytelling better. Unfortunately, Lynch doesn't really take advantage of it, and we're seeing the disjointed first act of a film in unsatisfying bits and pieces.

Again, not saying it's bad, it's still enjoyable as fuck and the plot is finally kicking into high-gear, but I completely understand people that are turned off by the way things are going. They'll prolly enjoy it a lot more when it's all done and it can be binge-watched.

Also, Coop is confirmed for returning next week when he sees a crazy dwarf doing wacky shit?

>>83837557
Leo got his ass kicked by Hank.

Then Hank went all pussy when he realized he couldn't take on Thomas Eckhardt's henchman.

>>83838515
>Imagine watching a 2 hour film and stopping every 10 minutes, then waiting a whole week to see another 10.

And before you can stop it, you have to put up with a song each time which adds literally nothing to the plot.

>>83837341
In episode 5 I thought it was taking too long without much happening, the last episode though I was fully engrossed in the Dougie plot, the bonding with Sonny Jim was great, and the boss going full PROMOTIONS was great too.

And with the addition of Vin Diesel/Joe Rogan/Mini Me and his hilarious rap song coming to try and kill him I'm incredibly anxious to see the next episode.

>>83838515
spoiled netflix gen brat

>>83838533
No one's forcing you to sit through the song

>>83838102
/urmom/

>>83838557
Lynch kind of does do exactly that actually because he could splice anything into the scene.

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but who was actually in the truck? what did lynch mean by this?

>>83838533

You're right, they should just have a black silent screen while the credits scroll by instead.

>>83838209

she's had 1 scene in 6 episodes. i doubt it.

>>83838572

Fair point

>>83838533
but the songs are good tho

>>83838517
That's how much of a beta Richard is.

>>83838174
are normies discussing this? Like has any of you met a cowoker that watches this? Or a fellow student? I feel nobody really cares outside of the internet

>>83838598
Not at all the point I'm making though is it?

>>83838574
It was Bobby

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>>83838479
God, that scene was lewd as fuck!

Doughie was on the truck

>>83838577
So did Laura Palmer

>>83838603
No, in fact this general genuinely believes Lynch is adding things for a 'watercooler moment', but who the fuck is even talking about this show, the ratings are abysmal.

And this isn't me making a comment on the quality of the season at all.

>>83838607
Sure, but "having to put up" implies going through something that you don't want.

I've watched the credits in every episode not because I'm waiting for a scene or something, but because the songs are legit good.

>>83838607

Except for one episode they've all been during the credits. They aren't taking away story time.

>>83838666
episode 1 standalone had the gramaphone scraching

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/ourgirl

>>83838256
m8, not everyone watched the first two seasons for the first time when series 3 was announced ago so they could pretend to be into twin peaks with the cool kids, like you did m8.

>>83838628

that's because she was dead.

The music at the end of each episode is embarrassing, none of the bands even fit the show nor the area it's set, why would these hipster bands go to some backwater shithole bar

>>83838643
I find them flat-out boring, I don't see the need for them to take place every single week, and as I said before Lynch pretty much does force you to watch them because he could just put in Cooper sitting on the side of the stage or some other random bullshit.

>>83838744

because david lynch asked them to

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This season has some absolute kino establishing shots, wish they were a bit more common.

>>83838725
Kek, nice projecting, but sadly for you completely false. Try harder.

i remember somebody on here said he was going to murder lynch if the new season didn't end with laura palmer's photo at the end of the credits.

as far as i now lynch is still alive though.

>>83838797
That's because that person got Spiked by Ike

>>83838744
>none of the bands even fit the show
I mean that's just wrong

>>83838775
I didn't even realize it, but did Red and Richard meet inside the abandoned Packard Sawmill?

Who the FUCK eats a sandwich at like 10pm?
Also both bites Janey-E takes are the same fucking take. What did Lynch mean by this?

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>>83838835

plenty of people eat sandwiches at 10pm.

>>83838835
i'm glad someone noticed they used the same shot twice.

and then when it shows her downstairs while coop is sitting with sonny jim she still has half her sandwich left. we've seen her biting into half a sandwich two times, 5 minutes have passed, and somehow she still has one half untouched and the one she's eating isn't even gone yet. im nitpicking pathetic details and it feels so good.

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>>83838630
That's what I thought, but people will just gang up on you with LYNCHED memes if you dare point that out, even though it has nothing to do with the quality of the show

>>83838348
sodomy

>>83838904
It was an homage to the sex scene in The Room

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S3 is BS without her Lynch

>>83838443
>Put your phone down sometime.

Is this a /tv/ meme? I'm only came here for the TP autism and I've seen this like half a dozen times

>>83838957
It's a common /tv/ insult/rebuttal, but it exists for a reason. It wouldn't be used so much if it didn't have basis in reality.

>>83837711
Fuck your "everything at once at our fingertips" bullshit grandma.

Yeah, the pacing would/will be fine when they're all released.

Watching what's effectivelf an 18-hour movie once a week over several months completely fucks how the pacing feels.

>Diane isn't real, they said

>>83839048
So the "problem" isn't with the product, it's with the release method. Why doesn't everyone that complains just wait until the finale and binge it?

>>83838939
she is fucking dead

>>83838348
twin peaks

>>83839076
So is Laura Palmer stupid

>>83839115
No, I think she was pretty smart, all things considered.

>>83839135
It was James who was dumb

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>>83839135
That would make sense...kek

>>83838775
mountain+fog+logs=kino
its so simple

>>83837958
>not wraped up
>a) in a nce little package
>b) with a pretty little bow

The same stupid bullshit that faux-afficionado twonks have been using to apologize for hack writing since the last episode of The Sopranos.

How you can say that in the same breath as David Lynch is beyond me.

>>83837675
>Trying to get the perfect reaction to the ice pick bending.

no...

>>83839520
every single plot point of the sopranos was solved by the time the finale wrapped up, people just had a problem with the ambiguous ending

>>83838574

It was me.

>>83837349
SHE`S QT to be quite honest family

id suck her cunt juice out with a straw

>>83837461
>Notice anything?

jews

Last for Dougie

>>83838129
This is wrong. the red light means Twin Peaks is at relative peace.

When the light turns green, that's when the shit starts happening. This was done in the First Season.

>>83837586
it sounds like a remix of good man, which was a song in luke cage

>>83837643
>>Hawk finds the lost pages of Laura's diary

1) why would they be there?
2) what makes anyone thinks that is what was found
3)how in any way would this help find coup

>>83839603
>every single plot point of the sopranos was solved by the time the finale wrapped up, people just had a problem with the ambiguous ending


>wrapped up
>ambiguous ending


i think you are retarded sir

>>83840596
>how in any way would this help find coup
Watch FWWM faggot

>>83841173
i have retard

>hurr durr dont you remember that one line thats been irrelevant for 20 years! lol ur a faggot

naw,kiddo. you are

>>83841269
>no u!
lol