APOLOGIZE
WOOO WOOO WOOOO BOI WE MOFUCKIN SPEARCHUCKAS
>>83836594
MWAPFFOLOGWYZZE you mean
you have got to be fucking kidding me
I haven't actually laughed aloud, alone, in a long time
once a Jarmusch's actor, now working for disney
he should apologize
>>83836661
God damned, didn't even recognize him. What the mother fuck, this is humiliating
>this dude won a Cesar 30 odd years ago
Fucking Disney
>>83836594
These people know that all of africa isn't Ethiopia, right? They have to have more african iconography than that, right? This looks like a racists idea of what africans look like and do
sorry for triggering white people this much
Sorry bro my bad
WE
>>83836736
Nigga, they've been Christian in Ethiopia longer than literally anywhere else. This is some Kenya bushtribe bullshit.
I still can't believe this is fucking real and not a 4chan shop of WE WUZ style, jesus christ
>>83836594
What the fuck even is this?
This is a female thing only in Africa. I want to believe they're just subverting expectations here, but something tells me they just didn't do their homework.
>>83836816
>the soldiers all look like dignified Mali come Roman Legion guards
>the suit is modern, kind of stylish
>good choice of actor
>he decided to use a Norse funeral disk as a mouthpiece
WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK
>>83836828
read a history book some time
>>83836860
>>the soldiers all look like dignified Mali come Roman Legion guards
Yeah, I thought they looked pretty cool. Kinda like Roman Auxiliaries.
>>83836892
Sorry anon. All the history books I read were written by evil white imperialist males and were full of blatant lies.
>>83836892
Not him but, mother fucker, show me a dignified African ruler sporting that shit. One. Mansa Musa, Shaka Zulu, any of the Solomonids or Zagwes, any one worth half a shit using a ouija board as mouth ornament.
Was /tv/ actually expecting some realism in capeshit or did we all just forget that part since most of the cast is niggers?
>>83836908
>I read were written by evil white imperialist males and were full of blatant lies.
Only in burgerland are faggots proud to be ignorant of other cultures
>>83836594
>that armor
>those fucking spears
Are they suppose to be fucking Jaffa?
>>83836908
>>83836936
>t.summer
that wasn't even good b8
>>83836908
Kind of like an Abysinian Praetorian Guard unit, if there ever was such a thing(there wasn't, probably some auxilia in Egypt, maybe a few sparse legionnaires but I digress). Yeah, let's ruin that cool look with this fucking shit,
>>83836936
Not gonna happen, since only women wear those anyways.
>>83836952
That's clearly a throwback to a Roman-esque style armor, they look nothing like Jaffas, the fuck are you on?
>>83836594
for what?
>>83837011
EVEN FUCKING WORSE
Also, isn't that shit specific to a few select tribes in Eastern and Southeastern Africa? Around Kenya, Tanzania, Burundi, that general area?
>>83836594
>African warriors
>Armor
African civilization knew a way to make steel?
>>83837030
what a time it was
>>83837048
...
>>83836945
Give France the UK some credit.
>>83837048
They're obviously in the present, retardo. Didn't the mutherfucker in a suit clue you in?
Idiot.
How can you live with a fucking disk like that in your mouth?
Can you speak? How do you eat food? Do you blend it and drink it down with a straw? Is it in all day every day or do you put it a glass of bowl of water like dentures? Please enlighten me.
>>83837030
why is he so smug?
>>83837084
They are in present, but their armor loos so archaic, i thought it is suppose to be their traditional armor from a long time ago.
But african people always were naked.
>>83837092
>implying it doesn't work as a CD-ROM and when you insert a disk it it plays back what he wants to say
also, he can only eat thinly sliced donuts
>>83837138
>I made a stupid assumption but also I'm smart
>>83837185
>stupid assumption
>spears
>roman era armor
>actually it is 2017 technology
Ok.
>>83836856
bullshit
>>83836594
IM SORRY FOR PUTTING A URINAL DISK IN YOUR MOUTH.
>>83837238
That's a woman.
>african women with lip plates
You might be gay.
>tfw you try to cup the balls but you have an iq of 75 so you plate them instead
>>83837286
>That's a woman.
how the fuck do you know
>>83837322
Google. Follow the links with that image.
>>83837322
It's pulled from a wikimedia commons category "Women with stretched ear lobes in Ethiopia"
>>83837322
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surma_people
>Piercing and lip plates are a strong part of the Suri culture. At the point of puberty most women have their bottom teeth removed in order to get their lower lip pierced. Once the lip is pierced, it is then stretched and a lip plate is then placed in the hole of the piercing. Having a lip plate is a sign of beauty; a common academic thought is that the bigger the plate, the more cattle the woman is worth for her bride price, though this is negated by some.[13]
Also, she looks like a woman.
>>83836594
YOU STILL APOLOGIZIN
ANALYZIN
MY SIZE AND YOUR SIZE AND
REALIZIN
A FISTFIGHT WOULD BE ASININE
>>83836736
there's no indication what this character is about, and given that he's dressed differently from everyone else in the trailer and is the only one with body mods going, he's probably a foreigner to Wakanda (which itself is in East Africa)
>>83836594
There's no other actual nigger culture to pull from so they take ridiculous tribal shit and blend it with an advanced modern society, and it comes out absolutely retarded
Equivalent to portraying a hyperadvanced Irish society where people carry around severed heads and mate with horses out in the open
>>83836797
Not isolated tribes, he's right that in modern day lip plates are prevalent mostly among tribes in Sudan and Ethiopia
>>83837238
is there a picture of one of these people with the plate taken out?
>>83837701
Use Google, dumbass.
>>83837716
>using google
kek careful who you call dumbass, kid
>>83837551
>a hyperadvanced Irish society where people carry around severed heads and mate with horses out in the open
t. someone who's never dealt with Irish gypos
>>83837761
>hyperadvanced
>pikeys
>>83837737
man you're really stupid and gay huh
>>83837794
>hyperadvanced
>Irish
>>83837794
hyperadvanced for irish 'people'
>>83837551
It's more equivant to what they did in Thor; hyper advanced civilization with all the trappings of a medieval culture
>>83837812
>>83837824
Got me there
>>83837810
you honestly sound like a trump supporter
>>83837828
Except Thor was always based off european myth. Wakanda was made up to sell bubble gum or whatever they advertised in comic books
>>83837862
>Wakanda was made up to sell bubble gum or whatever they advertised in comic books
and Asgard wasn't
>>83837751
>Black is ugly!
>Black is brutal!
>>83837961
I doubt bubble gum was that common back when Norse gods were originally coined up. They might have been for mead commercials though.
>>83837961
>and Asgard wasn't
Yeah, I'm sure people in the 10th century really wanted to sell bubble gum on the back of the Poetic Edda
>>83838021
...the fuck nigga, he's talking about Marvel Asgard, which is nothing like the mythological Asgard. It's the same with Wakanda.
>>83837842
go back to whatever redddit shit you came from
>>83838039
>he's talking about Marvel Asgard
which is based off of the mythological asgard
>the same with Wakanda.
which is based off?..........
>>83836594
>>83837842
teehee
>>83838082
neither of those are great exemplars of humanity
>>83837150
kek
>>83837286
thats a man idiot
if you can't tell you should kill yourself. theres a webm floating around with an old male geezer failing to drink water through his fucked up lip plates
>>83837286
>>83838066
Random nigger tropes. Point is it doesn't really matter that you combine primitive imagery with advanced technology.
>>83838095
that man has thousands in ice on his expensive clothes, and who are you but a pedo on a "tv" board?
I'm tempted to jump on the black panther hate train but after wonder woman I just don't know what's what anymore.
>>83838151
>Random nigger tropes
So, it wasn't based off ancient folklore like Thor was?
>>83838170
You should hate it for the KANGZ movement it will encourage and the underlying anti white message it will have which is already evident in the trailer
>>83838165
Mate, anyone middle class and up could afford that. It's not going to be worth more than a car, it's just most middle class people aren't dumb enough to drop a car's worth of money on jewelry.
>>83838194
WE WUZ GENOCIDED
THAT MARVUL FILM BE KILLING US N SHIET
WE CAN'T TAKE NO MOAR NIGS ON OUT TEEVEE SCREENZ
>>83838194
>the underlying anti white message it will have which is already evident in the trailer
? The film seems to be mostly about black people
>>83838194
But having more Kangz material to laugh at is a good thing. And the trailer isn't anti-white, it's nationalist / nativist. If anything the /pol/ larpers should love it since it's a black Trump building a wall to keep shitters off his clay.
>>83838215
White people are the villains
>>83838255
>White people are the villains
Where are you getting that from? Serkis seems to be playing the same psedo-villain he played in Age of Ultron
I forgot to check /tv/ when the trailer dropped like I usually do. How hilarious was the shitstorm? Anybody got any good threads from the archive?
>>83838225
It's not funny, it's genuinely concerning how black people who's global population continues to explode are starting to believe complete fabrications about their history that promotors some sort of racial superiority myth. It's not disimilar to Nazi kooks who thought Aryans were descendants of Atlantis
>>83838272
Some people were coordinating their WE chains really well. That's really it though.
>>83838140
That's a woman.
>>83838114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIuDeoOERe0
It's also a woman.
>>83838114
>>83838140
samefag is actually a fag
see
>>83838317
and
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/53520326
>>83838140
That's a woman. It says so on the pic when you google image it to it's original site.
>>83838317
Holy shit, that's so fucking retarded. WHY?!
>>83838194
>anti white message it will have which is already evident in the trailer
You people really go out of your way to get triggered at movies
I remember back when the outrage culture was mocked on 4chan yet it's now the norm around many boards.
>>83838413
Nah, you just WISH they were men.
You little faggot you.
>>83838413
All women.
learn2google
>>83838452
>>83838474
its not my fault you are racist and cant tell the difference between male and female Africans
>>83836797
>Coptic Christian
>real christians
>>83838507
More real than protestant heretics
>>83838492
I can. YOU can't.
>>83837828
I guess kind of, but it's based off Norse mythology
>>83838507
Why not? And what's a real Christian
Wait until you retards find out that his civilization is SUPER technologically advanced. It's a country full of super smart, super advanced black people.
>>83838719
>what's a real ChristianOrthodox Christians
>>83838719
Catholics
>>83838836
Catholics haven't been real christians in hundreds of years since the Pope is one of the most corrupt people on the planet.
>>83838859
Dude, the pope is literally the reincarnation of Jesus, you fucking heathen. That's why Catholicism is the one true religion.
>>83838802
Catholic here.
heeeyyyy.
>>83838896
>the pope is literally the reincarnation of Jesus
Are you kidding? That has never been the case, ever.
>>83838896
>>83838896
This is among the most heretical things I've ever read.
>>83838944
Just shows how little you know about actual Christianity. So educate yourself and follow the Pope, the one true god.
>>83839006
The only One True God is Bastet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M960eR46BA
>>83839051
>Bastet
It literally means Basterd, you heathen.
>>83839061
It does not, my simple-monotheistic religious friend.
Let's all pray to Bastet that you can find the feline in your heart some day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU
>>83837119
Because he just took part in an operation that bumped the RLI kill ratio up to 50:1.
>>83837286
Failure to correctly identify the biological sex of a person based on a photo of their face is an exceptionally strong indicator of autism spectrum disorders.
I am literally, genuinely, unironically not shitposting. If you're unable to correctly identify emotion and gender from someone's facial features and expressions you're autistic and unlikely to survive in the wild.
>>83838896
lol
The pope is just a guy chosen through bureaucratic process
>>83838255
the villain is the black guy with the long hair, he's from a gorilla tribe. i think, michael b jordan.
>>83839190
But... it IS a woman. Follow the google image links and you see more than her face.
Oh, you were talking about yourself and trying to explain why you mistook her for a man while not gay yourself? Got it.
>>83839190
It's a woman, the image comes from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkC6-miUcNg
You're autistic.
>>83839306
No.When the previous pope dies, the bishops travel around the world to find a child that is the new reincarnation of pope/Jesus.
>>83836594
>>83838082
>>83838082
>teehee
barber: what can i do for you my master race freund
me: see those nails over there
barber: say no more mein freund
>>83840080
That's the funniest shit I've read all day.
When the pope dies, the Cardinals convene and choose one of the cardinals to become the next pope.
What you are saying is what they do for the Dalai Lama.
>>83840080
I think I shitposted with you before. I like you anon, do go on.
>>83840405
>What you are saying is what they do for the Dalai Lama.
Where do you think the asians got it from?
>>83840523
The Blue Man Group you philistine
>>83838140
Damn what character from the movie is this? What's their superpower? Swatting flies with super speed? Teleportation to fetch water? Damn I can't wait to see what Hollywood has cooked up for us this time!
>>83840370
>hey, I'm just a normal healthy person who looks at bmezine.com
said no one ever
>>83840523
The same place you're getting this.
Your ass.
>>83836594
What the hell is this?
>>83840687
The new marvel movie.
Blank Panther.
>>83840593
Mang if fucking your mother would be a superpower we'd all be superheroes ITTbut your father wouldn't
>>83836661
That is fucking sad.
Christ. I guess he really must need the money.
>>83840621
i guess the same applies to these African tribal traditions
>>83840687
A KANGZ
>>83838836
>muh schism
>>83840593
whats his superpower?
>>83840767
>muh God knows how many schisms
>>83840735
lol, this is like sub retard tier bantz, some kid in fifth grade is destroying you right now
>>83840853
is there glass in that ring to keep him/her/it from drooling everywhere?
>>83840853
Well shooped
>>83840853
I seriously thought that was Zlatan Ibrahimovic with a goatee before I opened the pic for closer inspection.
>>83839190
Ah fuck.
>>83840932
That's not a shoop buddy.
Yes some people ARE that stupid.
>>83840962
Jesus fuck what the mother fuck?????
>>83840853
Does...does the skin grow back? Or will she have a fucking hole on her chin forever?
>>83840989
Here have another one and get a little more redpilled.
>>83841062
I'm dying, keep posting
>>83839190
Yeah yeah identifying the sex of a person by their face is easy, but we're talking about a nigger here.
>>83841148
If you want more images of stupidity just do what I did.
Google "body mod face hole".
>>83841062
>giving humans freedom was a good thing
>>83841062
I guarantee that's going to cause him serious gum and tooth issues later in life.
>>83841275
there's no way there's not a clear plastic window in those rings
>>83841275
Luckily by the time he does we'll have cloned teeth growing out of rats and the great plastic-surgery to close that hole, or fancy metal-teeth that he can show off.
>>83836655
>>83836607
>>83837030
>>83837424
>>83838082
APOLOGIZE
>>83838401
They've got fuck-all else to do.
>>83841345
why is it so fucking tiny?
he should stretch it to the extreeme until he can fit a bicycle wheel rim in there, then I'll be impressed. now he's literally being outdone by fucking african teenage girls
>>83837026
Shel kek nemron
>>83841448
>>83838401
Apparently on some tribes it's a way to show how good of a marriage deal a woman is. Bigger the plate, better the catch.
>>83838507
Coptic Christianity is more Christian than snake holders and other assorted Protestant retards
>>83841599
>a fetish for lip plating
Well shit.
>>83838140
There is nothing different between this person and any given white person you might walk past on the street.
>>83841538
fucking disgusting
>>83841023
forever, she mutilated her face for no fucking reason
>>83836594
that fucking guard second from teh right can't even stand straight and square his soldiers at attention.
He had one job but he still has to stand like a fucking thug with his jaw raised and protruding at an angle.
Holy shit this pisses me off
>>83841776
Just imagine walking up to him and rubbing half a lemon in his face.
>>83841776
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>83842003
Post-modern society where boys grow up without direction, purpose, community, or belonging so they adopt and exaggerate the manhood rituals of barbarians.
>>83841776
>I'm here for the job interview
>>83839006
>prot/atheist strawmanning catholicism
Pathetic
>>83838140
>>83837238
Confirmed - black women are indistinguishable from black men
>>83836594
>>83837238
>>83838082
>>83838140
>>83841345
>>83837862
no noo nooo nooo
>>83842224
kek
>>83836594
That's fucking racist as fuck
>>83842588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZYryyA28go
>>83841799
>she
Dude did you even see those brow ridges? That's a man
>>83836736
all the bleached niggs I know think all of Africa is Ethiopia. this quadroon on my FB feed was bitching hard about how Egypt is an African country and yet they always cram white people into Egyptian movies. I just said something about the ruling Ptolemaic dynasty being Greek and therefore white and I was accused of whitemanspalining and had dozens of boons jumping up my shit.
>>83838836
Catholics and Catholicism itself is part of the Synagogue of Satan. No organized church can claim to have God or Christ in it. Orthodoxy comes close though.
Reminder that all organized religion is evil and exists purely for the exploitation of the feeble minded. Note, what I'm saying there has nothing to do with personal worship.
>>83843910
don't you have some cock to suck?
>>83838896
Lol any man claiming to be of the body or spirit of God and Christ is pure fucking heresy. Christ said no man shall speak in the Name of God the Father or profess to be his voice here on Earth.
>>83842588
guess where else i like to put my snake
>>83836594
>we dress like westerners but we still like to put rocks inside our bottom lip
Seriously what the fuck!?
>>83837068
kys autist
>super technologically advanced empire
>nigger still stretches his lip out with a big metal donut
Huh. Made me think.
>>83841776
White people have no fucking right to talk shit when they do stuff like this
>>83837084
>it's set in the present
>era of SMGs, sniper rifles, rocket launchers and nuclear weapons
>ooga boogas standing around in metal armor and big stupid spears
>their leader has on a teal suit with a matching thick metal Blu-Ray disc stretching his lip to comical lengths
Not sure what to think.
>>83836594
I honestly dont know why people bitch about this costume. Its a mix between modern western clothing and traditional african tribal body modification. Same with the straw on the roofs. Its not supposed to be realistic, its a fictional depiction of an african tribe society that quickly become highly advanced. It makes sense that some of the tribal traditions were kept as they got more modern.
Im not going to watch this because its capeshit, but the bitching about this fictional techno-african society is asinine.
>>83841776
>Excuse me, you've got something on your face.
Say this to anyone with a shitty tattoo/ring/other ugly bullshit like this guy has and watch them chimp out. It's hilarious.
AYO
>>83844995
Because it's extremely funny.
>>83844968
These are African rituals done by White sadbois.
>>83837238
HOw am I suppose to get a blowjob or evenkissusomebody with this thing???
>>83841850
kek didnt notice, so true. Not even while acting can niggers put away their automatic baboonery.
Uh, shouldn't /pol/tards like this? After all isnt Black Panther and Wakanda a good role model for black americans?
>>83845126
youre supposed to cum on the plate and let her eat it.
why are black people so obsessed with skin color ?
>>83837026
A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard are standing on a neutral planet...
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
>>83843850
>Whitesplaining
Lol goddamn they don't even have to listen to your opinions or be challenged, because they'll just smear some stupid label on you associated with your Identity. The whole time they're showing their complete lack of intellectual capacity or ability to have discourse. Fuck we are truly in a bizarre timeline
>>83845225
It comes and goes, this recent big swing is due to the BLM terrorists and the media whipping them into a frenzy with the "da poe-leece is wayyciss" meme that got rekindled around 2012 with babby traytray.
>>83839006
>>83838896
Shut the fuck up, you're making the rest of us look bad.
>>83838896
>cathocucks
Why do the guards have spears? They have fucking spacecrafts, couldn't they invent some sort of advanced weaponry?
>>83845570
shut the fucc up stupit rhesus monkey kkkrakkka
>>83845885
im the villian of this movie
>>83844968
These are a few fringe cases, not the entirety of a tribe or ethnicity.
>>83836594
This looks cool. Why is everybody so asspained about this again?
>>83846437
Laughing = asspain?
>>83836594
>movie made based around nordic mythology
>makes it a point to show how diverse the cast is
>movie made about africans
>made it a point to show how its ONLY blacks
hmmmm
>>83846750
>based around nordic mythology
Marvel Thor has never been about nordic mythology. If it was Thor wouldn't be fucking blond.
>>83846750
>Thor movies
>diverse
The fuck? There's one black guy and one chinese guy and the rest are all white.
>>83838507
>>83838520
Spotted the papist
>>83840853
autism
>>83836945
>Only in burgerland are faggots proud to be ignorant of other cultures
The irony is you're ignorant of American culture. We need to unplug the Internet from Yurostan. And Canada too.
>>83841799
>forever, she mutilated her face for no fucking reason
When's the next flood due?
>>83837048
>African civilization knew a way to make steel?
For one, "African civilization" should not be written as a singular. There are too many to speak of them as one.
Steel has been made in East Africa since the time of Christ.
>>83836594
everyone calm down, they are probably going to reveal it as some kinda ceremonial costume piece, that he takes off for the rest of the scene. Think like someone taking off a powdered wig
>>83848998
>American culture
by american you mean this right?
>>83849579
America didn't exist back then, so no, that's Native culture
>>83836594
I challenge you nigger.
>>83849343
And is his lip gonna snap back into normal size like a rubber band? Or is he a black Reed Richards?
>>83850030
>actually reading what I wrote
Ill spell it out for you...the whole thing is a costume piece, stretched lip and all...
>>83849595
ah right you mean this one. your peoples
>>83840853
Like that thing isn't constantly infected.
>>83838082
>left alone
>Ethiopia only african country never to be colonized
hmmm
>>83850727
Some parts of Ethiopia are like that, others are relatively modern. It'd probably have more to do with comparing Christian Africans and Animist Africans.
I don't even watch this show, I just want people to take a look at this kids facial expression.
>>83851073
I just want people to take a look at this.
pic related its me
>>83844968
That guy has a mental illness though
>>83850418
The only thing that makes this pictures looks ridiculous is that the guy is fat and handicapped
>>83851741
no he doesn't kiddo! you don't just go through that kind of pain and commitment if your not mentally straight edged.
>>83851073
she looks quite puzzled, as if the camera man asked her to do something strange for a photo. almost as if she was being exploited for a laugh
>>83852438
being seen without her lip plate is probably like when a normal naked woman is walked in on by a dude and she panics and quickly grabs whatever is closest to cover herself with
>>83852695
whoaa that really activates my almonds anon good logic
>>83848998
>>83849595
American culture is nigger culture.
>>83851073
When you're young you still remember what it was like before birth. That is the look of realization that this life is not going to be fun. Gotta get through it though, it's the only way to accrue karma. Everyone had to put in their dues by living as a fly or whatever, at least this time around he's part of a tribe instead of being a starving kid.
>>83837238
*PLEASE INSERT CD 2*
>>83855680
>>83856147
jesus
>>83846909
DUDE GOING TO CHURCH IS HARD XDD
>>83841776
Oh no! Imagine if someone sneezes in his face before the scars heal!
>>83836594
Are they seriously casting a nigger with a plate in his fucking mouth?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>83836594
Which Goa'uld is this?
>>83850418
>>83853523
>all these butthurt Ameriboos
>>83848998
>you're ignorant of American culture
>American culture
heh
>>83840736
I think all of us could use the kind of money one gets for a Disney movie.
>>83841776
I bet it will look like a fucking mess when it "heals". The symmetry and contrast will be fucked up.
>>83844978
The movies actually fairly realistic then. Africa has finally learned metallurgy, but everyone else is reaching cosmic space weaponry.
>>83857722
Double dubs for you.