"THAT'S NO MAN'S LAND"

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>>83834881
>>"I am no man."
"Man in this context does not denote gender, but rather species."
>>"Then it's my land."
"What are you talking about? This isn't about ownership"
>>"Good thing I'm a woman."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
>>"Then you men should stay behind."
"That's what we were going to do."
>>"Then I'll go alone."
"Ok, you seem pretty capable."
>>"So what you're saying is it's Woman's Land."
"No, I'm not saying that at all."
>>"No man's land? Then I guess I have nothing to worry about."
"Actually there are things to worry about, hence why it's No Man's Land."
>>"Sounds like my kinda land."
"I'm not familiar with your homeland so I'm taking your word on this."

I fucking hate this board.

>>83834966
>"Ok, you seem pretty capable."
>"Actually there are things to worry about, hence why it's No Man's Land."

Make up your mind, dingleberry.

>>83835077
>you seem capable, but there are still things to worry about
are you autistic?
why so many dubs in this thread?

>>83835139
They only work if you don't point them out. Now there will be zero dubs.

>>83834881
it's easy to be cocky when you're superstrong and invulnerable

>>83835163
>invulnerable
>needed to be bandaged after a bullet grazed her in the beach fight

>>83835139
Thanks for ruining the streak dicksplash

>>83834881
>no man could defeat all these nazis
>I am no man

>>83835177
>demolished a tower by jumping into it
>not invulnerable
I mean, there might be something that can hurt her, but I doubt any of those weapons are that thing

>>83834881
It would have been awful, and would have overtly meant that Wonder Woman has an angry chip on her shoulder where she needs to shit talk the entrenched soldiers she wanted to save. So glad they didn't.

>>83834881
Because the director specifically didn't want anything to come off as "man-hating".

>>83835894
It's good that he did, because audiences of all varieties and generally insulted when a christ figure damns humankind.

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>>83835841
>>83835894
Leaving it unsaid is even worse though. Peter Jackson included it and barely anyone remembers it anymore. Now by beating around the bush they're calling attention to it.

>>83835957
>He

They really toned down the attitudes to women given the period setting.
In a film that would always be about stronk women, why?

>>83835000
Into leddit you go

>>83835958
>>barely anyone remembers it

m8 everyone who saw it remembers how bad that line was. also let's hunt some orc

>>83835957
Patty Jenkins (did Monster) directed it.

I imagine if someone like Joss Whedon directed it, he would have had some sort of quote there.

>>83835197
there were no Nazis in Wonder Woman
it was WW1

>>83836044
Tell that to the writers

The reason the film was tolerable was that it didn't include faggotry like the lines you listed

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>>83836002
Because if they did draw attention to it, spergs would start REEEEEEEEEing about how they pointed it out in a film about a feminist icon of empowerment.

As it is, I thought they did quite well at being overtly about female empowerment, whilst not having it be at the expense of the male characters.

I don't see any of you gay niggers bitching about the new pirate movie

>>83835958
It's not worse to let the audience internalize their own idea instead of having Diana *turn to the camera* and tell us about Rudyard Kipling. They straight up didn't mean or say 'oh yeah you're all getting shot because you're male', by the way. That was not the moral of this story.

>>83836065
This.

>>83834881
>Why didn't she say ANY of these lines
Because this isn't a shitty marlel movie

>>83835958
That line landed like a wet turd, thanks for bringing it up

>>83836065
>feminist icon

shes not

>>83836002
It's a story about strong individuals that's told through a woman character, not a story about some inherent superiority of women. Kind of weird how people are insisting the movie was trying to say something it wasn't, and how we have anon who are anti-feminist blaming this movie for not being feminist enough according to their wounded expectations.

>>83836058
I havent watched the movie
were they portrayed as Nazis?

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>>83836095
Yep she is

>>83835958
You retard

That scene was in the book and Jackson actually changed the line so it was way less cringeworthy than a copy paste quote would've been.

You're just looking for things to be upset about so you're making up problems

>>83836113
No, maybe Lunderdoff who went on to become a real nazi but no one else

>>83836095
Wonder woman was literally used as an icon during the 1940's for feminists. The character was created at the urging of the creator's wife, when DC was looking for a new character.

>>83836113
yep

>>83836058
>>83836113
No they weren't, this anon just thinks all Germans at war look like Nazis.

>>83836129
>That scene was in the book
Jesus that must've sounded awful.
>"Thou areth wrongeth, for as thine eyes can gander, I am not ye olden male!"

>>83836148
How

>>83836071
Hey nigger I've been saying POTC 5 was way more idiotic in its feminist shit for 2 weeks

>>83836164
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."

"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"

"But no living man am I!”

>>83836165
>Ebil
>Stupid
>warmongering
>lot's of iron crosses
typical holywood nazi

>>83836164
I can't even remember if that's the actual quote or one you made up as a joke. I just remember how much worse it was than what was in the film

>>83836186
Oh

My

Fuck

>>83836202
I think you'll be happy to know those people are called Germans, and Nazis were merely a short lived incarnation of the eternal Germ

Is WW immune to mustard gas? Or aging?

>>83836259
>eternal Germ
I smell you eternal Anglo.

>>83836274
she's basically a female superman minus flying
so how do you think?

>>83836279
>final boss of Wonder Woman is literally the eternal anglo

What did they mean by this?

>>83836286
Why would either of them be immune to random shit? This is why comic books are so childish. Fucking invulnerable protagonists until some random plot device makes them somehow weak.

>>83836279
Don't say that where your prime minister can hear

no one shit their pants when jurassic park did this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4

Am I correct that this movie said the armistice was a plot by the God of War to make a really shitty, unappealing peace that would cause another war? This movie actually said the armistice was so bad that it was created intentionally to cause war?

>>83836388
Well the guy negotiating the armistice is literally the god of war, so yes

>>83836065
>a feminist icon of empowerment.
She is a creepy old man's bondage fetish translated into a comic book character, her status as a feminist icon is retroactive appropriation of her popularity.

If anything, the film would be more true to the character is it was a series of scene where WW ties up people with the lasso of truth and demands to know their dirty, dirty secrets you naughty little boy.

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>>83834881
Iconic, maybe to some, but definitely would've been so on the nose. I think Wonder >>WOMAN<< setting foot on a >>NO MAN<<'s land was enough to get the point across. The scene itself, seeing it rather than commenting on it, was iconic to me.

>>83836470
It's just funny that they straight up said world war one's ending was a satanic plot

>>83836487
She hasn't been a creepy old mans bondage fetish for well over half a century. Whatever she as a character was, and whatever she represented, she's clearly very different now.

>>83834881
Maybe, for once in their lives, they thoight about how such a joke would have to be translated in other languages.

In German No mans land would be Nobodys land. So, pretty impossible to make a gender joke there

>>83836588
The type of feminism she represented doesn't really work right now, due to being intentionally divisive and standoffish, they're doing well and achieving more by rebranding her as a female Everyman hero.

I'm just here to post the obligatory OY VEY.

https://my.mixtape.moe/dhcfyb.webm

>>83834881
>Wonder Woman began because the author had an Amazon lesbian bondage femdom fetish

>Is now a massive feminist icon.

>>83836660
She clearly represents third wave feminism in this film.

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>>83836688
>Started off as a frog in a left leaning stoners dumb comic

>Is now an icon of the very same people on /pol/ who would deem lefty stoners to be degenerate.

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>>83836992
Fair point. I just thought it was amusing considering how fetishised Wonder Woman is.

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>>83837027
I guess feminists look towards all the empowering shit she does, as opposed to the masturbation fantasies of NEETs I suppose

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>>83836992
Don't forget "redpilling" was originally all about realizing you should be open to having a sex change.

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>>83836126
>>female rationality
>>female
>>rational
this fuckin guy

>>83836306
>What did they mean by this?
That God of War looks like numale.

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>>83836306
Britain owned half the world via conquest back then, the largest empire the world had ever seen and you're asking why the God of War might be a Brit?

>>83834966
>What are you talking about? This isn't about ownership
That's literally what no man's land means

The point of her character is her obliviousness to limitations, by gender or otherwise. She just does it. Adding a quip would make her more smarmy or sarcastic rather than tenacious,

>>83837647
>adding a quip

this isn't marvel capeshit my friend. nor do we have post credit scenes

>>83836152
>No they weren't

Apart from Doctor Mengele who wanted to gas everybody
They are like "Oh he wasn't the evil god in disguise, germans are naturally evil!"

>>83837647
Precisely. Very good point. This is actually an anti-meme movie, it pretty much says action is all that matters no matter what empty bullshit people say to you.

>That's Neaux Mahn's land

I don't get why the fuck Steve cares if some french faggot owns that land or why the writers felt they should reference this Mahn character then never actually show him on screen

>>83837848
The movie said very literally in these words 'there is always both light and dark in the hearts of Men'. Surely you don't believe that Nazism is any bad behavior committed by a German? The National Socialist German Workers' Party had very specific goals.

>>83837549
>via conquest back then,
>wastelands
>conquest
Top kek

>>83834966
>Man in this context does not denote gender, but rather species.

Yeah... because cancer dont cry about things like mankind or gentleman.

>>83837965
>The movie said very literally in these words 'there is always both light and dark in the hearts of Men'.
yeah and by light was implied SJWism

>>83836533
Nah, that's kinda cool actually. If supernatural beings existed, you'd expect them to be involved in very important historical events.

>>83838321
I took light to be what went on in the village after they liberated it. Community. Togetherness. Fraternity. Helping each other out. Being happy and making others happy in return. Not sure where you're getting SJWism from there.

>>83836470
>giving out fake spoilers
but why?

>>83834955
Fpbp

>>83838689
>Not sure where you're getting SJWism from there.
1) From the movie
2) From DCEU

>>83838689
>Community. Togetherness. Fraternity. Helping each other out.
translate from tumblr-language: being weak, obeying cuck under STRON WOMYN rule.

>>83838321
Haha what? No. They meant the propensity to commit unrighteous violent acts.

>>83838368
It is cool. I agree. Wasn't trying to put it down, I think it's a flavorful and quite educated thing to include.

>>83838796
Seek help.

>>83838729
You're too much in your own head

>>83836126
>Any hopes that Wonder Woman will sustain its appealing misandry are soon dashed

Every time I read this blurb, I chuckle a little, because it means that WW wasn't radically feminist enough for people who would say the words "appealing misandry" seriously.

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>>83838858
>/pol/ has stooped to pretending that the movie has SJW elements in order to criticize it
kek

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>>83834881
Yeah, why didn't they just shamelessly rip off RotK?

Get bent. Sometimes, in movies, you can communicate things by context rather than beating the audience over the head with exposition and quips. You clearly picked up what they were dropping without them having Wonder Woman undermine the tension with a joke at that moment.

>>83836230
>mid-20th century high fantasy based on the style of the Ring saga isn't hip and cool by 2017 millennial standards
Really making me think there, anon.

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>>83834881
>You can't go there! There's a no man's land! If you go in there you're going to die!
>That's what they said about the Gaza Strip
>*guitar riff*

BRAVO JENKINS

>>83836388
That part wasn't fiction.

>>83838858
>too much in your own head
How exactly?

>>83838977
No! The movie didn't communicate the idea which I received from it, and they missed a chance to start the discussion we are currently having because of the movie!

>Wonder Woman steps into a trench full of war weary men
>isn't raped on sight

>>83839236
Because you're taking the simple theme that it's destructive how war possesss individuals to impersonally and thoughtlessly murder one another, and insisting that the idea is only a weapon of people who annoy you on the internet.

>>83839058
(you)

>>83839386
And of course you have a lot of arguments and examples from the movie to prove your point of view

>>83839412
(jew)

>>83839058
>"You can't go there! That's no man's land!"
>"The blood of the Palestine shall liter the streets until we have rightfully claimed our clay!"

jfc you really can see Raimi's influence on Patti

Why did she try to kill herself at the start of the flick by jumping off a cliff? She couldn't have known her mother would catch her.

>>83840519
Because kids are stupid and do things without considering consequences.

>>83836388
Ares made the armistice to pause the allies to give time to ludendorf to finish the gas and launch a massive attack to the allies, thus perpetuating the war.

>>83840519
>kill herself

no you stupid fuck she was aiming for the terrace downstairs as was clearly seen when her mother grabbed her

>>83835000
After nearly 10 years browsing 4chan. This board and /tg/ are among the best.

If you really wanna hate something go to /mu/.

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>>83841089
>This board and /tg/ are among the best.

only good thing /tg/ produced are the Fuck Yeah humanity OCs

>>83836388
This is why DC is fuckng retarded. Just make a cape shit movie and crack zippy one liners. Don't try to rewrite history by adding some bitch in a strippers outfit to ww1. Millions of people died for christ sake

>>83835139
CHECK THESE DUBBERINOS, THEM DUBBOS

>>83834881
>"So what you're saying is it's Woman's Land."
>"No man's land? Then I guess I have nothing to worry about."
>"Sounds like my kinda land."

>"Sounds like my kinda land."

Jesus, OP. Never quit your day job.

>>83834881
These are almost as kino as "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck."

>>83841204
Well, if it has cynical anons standing up for veterans of World War 1 then it must not be all that bad.

>>83841089
/tg/ is not a good board. It makes you think it's a good board because they do produce a lot of OC but everyone on /tg/ talks like a fedora tipping redditor and doesn't understand that brevity is the soul of wit.
That said I do frequent worse boards, but be careful in calling /tg/ a good board.

I swore that she was gonna say "I am no man" and was really surprised when she didn't.

>>83836164
>“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!”

>A cold voice answered: ‘Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.”

>A sword rang as it was drawn. “Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.”

>“Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!”

>Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel.

>“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”

one of the worst movies i've seen this year 2bh

>>83834955
As a member of brapaholics anonymous, this post tingled my jumblies

PRAISE SNYDER

I totally thought it was going to be a play on her being a woman but he saved it from becoming a shitty feminist circlejerk movie.

PRAISE

>>83835894
But that's what fans want.

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>>83834881
>T-t-that's nu-male's land!
>Good thing I have the dominatrix outfit on already, cuck
>[a young Hitler charges alone from the other side]
>Vrong! Dis is Germ-mans land!
>[back to the jew girl, she charges at Adolf and snaps his neck swiftly between her thick thighs after a jump in smooth motion]
>[looks at camera while lighting a cigar] ...well, looks like my pussy is a germ free zone after all
>[german soldier at the trenches lifts his head and sticks his tongue between his two fingers in V shape as to symbolize licking her pussy]
>-end scene-

>>83843636
No they don't. Stop ignoring the impact of your own wants.

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>>83834881
>Marvelbabies mad because Wonder Woman didn't quip "I am no man," during the No Man's Land scene
Kek