Simpsons jokes you never got.

>>83829009
Because Italy isn't white

>>83829024
I still dont get it

also thanks op for finally asking, its been bothering me for so long

Nobody likes France

The whole episode was nonsequitirs, too

>ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

>>83829009
>>83829024
Because if you had to choose between Italy or a bunch of cheese eating surrendering monkeys, Italy would be the smaller evil.

>>83829174
but if france will just surrender shouldn't I kill italy, being they are the bigger threat?

>>83829141
"heh heh heh, yes, once."

It's one of the best Simpsons jokes of all time and is the entire essence of Homer Simpson

people hate france more than italy

>>83829009
Post a vid. I don't remember the reference.

>>83829208
France and its people would still be around, which is the issue.

>>83829259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0yxfVFDD-0

>>83829009
>>83829058

Are you just trolling? It's the least complicated joke possible, he's just pointing out almost everyone would let France get blown up given a choice between France and Italy. It's funny because on some level we all know this is true and also because the fact he says "no one ever says..." implies he's asked this question before, and it's treated like he's a seasoned industry veteran reflecting fondly on the little bit of trivia he's gleaned over the years about how everyone would let the French die, except instead of retail his industry happens to be supervillainy.

>>83829322
what is retail?

>>83829348

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=retail

>>83829322
>The least complicated joke possible
alright calm down

Any italian/french anon can tells us if the joke got changed in their airings?

>>83829322
From the way it's delivered I always assumed he varied the country but still nobody ever said Italy. I don't take it as being a dig at France in particular

>>83829322
This. Everyone picks France because no one likes France.

Now could someone explain if Moe calls a garage a car hole or car hold?

>>83829457

Car hold.

>nobodies posted it yet

>>83829141
I never understood the part where Scorpio gives homer the sugar and he says "Sorry its not in packages"

What was wrong with the Denver Broncos?

>>83829141
or when he has a bunch of sugar in his pockets for no reason

>>83829553
The sugar is the setup. Where do your think he keeps the cream if he has pockets full of sugar? It's why Homer hesitates and says no when asked

>>83829141
also the part where scorpio gives homer sugar from his pockets

>>83829523
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>>83829570
it was back before they had won any super bowls. Its a dated joke honestly

>>83829682
pockets aren't waterproof

>>83829233
explain

>>83829553

It's funny because Scorpio is an eccentric psychopath who carries around unpackaged sugar in his pockets. He's crazy, but he's also functional, so rather than just do something completely crazy like crap his pants and jump out the window his craziness is revealed in exchanges like the sugar scene where he's still mostly keeping up with social expectations but with jarring quirks delivered casually like pocket sugar or organizing terrorist missile strikes.

It also sets up the cream joke that follows.

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>>83829777
Because Homer answered the question completely honestly with no hidden meaning. He literally just saw a man saying goodbye to a shoe so that was what he meant by "Yes, once."

>>83829449
Seriously? The way it's delivered indicated the exact opposite, that he always offered the "France or Italy" dilemma and that "Nobody ever says Italy" refers to how people would literally always choose France.

>>83829800
idk man im pretty sure its just implying the store used to be called chucks suck and fuck

God I fucking hates Simpsons threads now. They used to be fun and nostalgic but now you people are literally too autistic to understand the simplest of jokes.

>>83830661
whoa man...simpsons threads are THE hottest threads of the summer......let's just sit back and have some fun with it shall we? autism like this is what keeps me laughing

>>83829322
so wait, it's Chuck's Fuck & Suck?

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>>83829365
Is "don't order" also from a Heathcliff HAM strip, or something else entirely?

>Homer, on your way out if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me a lot
So did Homer kill anyone? Also how come Homer didn't get in trouble for working for a domestic terrorist organization?

>>83829009
The joke is that it is true. Go and ask it on the street if you aren't a sperg

>>83833244
>Also how come Homer didn't get in trouble for working for a domestic terrorist organization?

probably cause it was funded by the Clinton foundation

I can never tell who is really dense and who is pretending to be retarded in these threads

>>83833357
That means you're the dense one

>>83829365
Is pretending not to get "Chuck's Fuck & Suck" the hot new meme taking the board by storm?

The Dog that barks out words on the news. I like it, I just don't get it.

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>>83829009
I was saying Italy

>>83833468
what's to get?

>>83833426
Is pretending not to get the meme a new meme?

>>83833483
I don't understand the question. I just want to be a hot-dog memer like the rest of you guys.

>>83829009
lot of the dialogue in the episode is albert brooks ad libbing
the entire hammock thing for example

>>83833474
I don't know. Somewhere somebody wrote that a dog should bark words on the news and sent it to Korea to be animated.

>>83833469
best character

>>83833426
How the fuck would that make sense?

It would be Chucks Feed and Seed, why would the entire store change just for the owners name. Walmarts name isn't changing if it gets a new owner.

>>83833646
precisely why Its never been funny to me.

>>83829009
Between pointing a death ray at Italy or France, yes of course no one would pick Italy.

>>83833646
>>83833696
The joke is Chuck made a name for a store that didn't work with his own name. Chuck is a dumb motherfucker is the joke

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>>83833744
Kek thats pretty funny.

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> Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
> Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Uh-huh.
> There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Mm-Hmm.
> That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Oh, the hammock district!

Best episode, hands down

>>83833244
Yes. Remember he kicked a grenade

>>83833850
And it was all ad libbed by brooks
castellanetta just reacted to what he was shooting in that scene, hence the
>uh huh
only answers, which just added to the comedy funnily enough

>>83833850
Yup...my favorite as well.

>>83829009
In the Swedish syndicated version he says:
>Russia or Iraq?
And Homer says:
>Russia because collusion with DRUMPF
>No one ever says Iraq

>>83829800
>It also sets up the cream joke that follows.
i remember hearing that in the original broadcast, it's never on the reruns

>>83829141
Don't forget when he gives Homer sugarr

>>83829141
Isn't this the same episode where he gives homer some sugar?

>>83829141
Remember that particular part when supposed antagonist of the episode, Hank Scorpio, give one of the main characters, Homer Simpson, handful of sweet carbohydrates commonly known as sugar while apologizing it's not placed into some fitting container? Pretty sophisticated, I must admit.

>>83836671
kys my friend

>>83836710
kisses back to you my friend!

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>SOMEBODY STOP THAT MAN, HES SUPPOSED TO DIE

Truly it was an era of Simpsonskino

>>83829141
Sugar

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>he'll never be your boss

>>83829141
This ep has the sugar bit in it too

>>83834139
meh, that grenade would have killed him

>>83829874
No retard, the joke is that Homer had once seen someone say goodbye to a shoe before and it was an amusing memory

Why doesn't Moe say garage? Did he meet Scorpio and develop such a hatred for the French he won't even say garage, preferring carhold instead?

the woman with the MadTV fold-over tattoo on her back when marge goes to jail

>what kind of slime would I marry?
>what me worry?

..wut?

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>"What could be traveling a hundred miles an..."
>*Lenny punches homer*

??

the one kid in bart's special ed class who starts patting him on the back before the teacher yells at him to stop

>>83833468

It's like Scruff Mcgruff

Chicago Illinois, 606-52

>>83833795
But he clearly says hold! And car hole doesn't even make sense! It's not a hole!

>>83829009
Because there's a lot more italian americans than french americans, so the impression of italy is better than the impresson of france in the united states.

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ITT: Anons think they are funny by pretending to be retarded.

>>83837437
A garage has a hole in which you put cars. The joke is that he's a lower class guy who don't speak good English. "Car hole" works better than "car hold"

>>83837508
>it's an anon is actually retarded and takes offense episode

>>83829141
Yeah but what about the sugar

>>83837588
>Bingo bango, sugar in the gas tank, the ex husband strikes again
It's funny because it is implied Edna was never actually married.

>>83837587
No one could be that retarded.

>>83837508
they're just not very good at it, being retarded

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?

>>83837742
What was his endgame?

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>You better run egg.
Where's the joke?

>>83837313
It's the Mad motto.
>>83837820
It's simply an absurd situation.

>>83837820
people scared of cholesterol
go after eggs
egg lobbying group dumps ads everywhere

>>83829141
Scorp give Homr sugar

>>83829622
In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

Seriously speaking though, if he didn't keep it on his person an Englishman would pinch it.

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There is no simpsons episode funnier than this

>>83838036
it's weird but they were rigth

eggs cholesterol is good for you

>>83838433

except bees dont fly to sugar in actuality

>>83837333
This, the timing doesn't work at all

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>>83836599

what are you guys up to

>>83829141
Azucar para el Homer recuerdo?

>>83838433

simpson you dawg

>>83829141
Homer zucker

>>83829322
What a well written post

Because Sneed lives in France.

blue collar merricans were buttblasted about frances surrender at ww2 and still acting snooty.
we single handedly saved europe you know.

>>83839129
uh i'm pretty sure france just lost

>>83839139
yeah sure they "lost"

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>>83838857
diabolical

>>83829141
remember the sugar

>>83834382
"Oh, the hammock district!" Is a great finisher to that whole sequence. Especially with Castellanetta's delivery.

>>83837313
She's a lesbian so she wouldn't worry about what kind of man she would marry.

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>>83829553
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>>83829141

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Who's Steve Guttenberg? Was/Is he actually a star or is that the joke?

>>83838433

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97M1X13XvOk

> I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

>>83837820
the joke was setup in the episode, you're just too stupid

>>83833426
CF&S has been around for at least 5 years you fucking newfag

>>83839129
>>83839167
Oh, so you folded under Germany like a card table on purpose, to unite the Allies?

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what did they mean by this?

>>83841022
marge tested positive for crack and pcp

>>83829141
Hey Lois, remember the time Hank Scorpio gave me some sugar from his pockets?

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>>83841193

>>83829322
this, but to be fair to OP when i saw this as a child i assumed it worked on another level that i wasnt getting as well as what you explained.

>>83839802
main guy from the police academy movies

>>83829860
Now Bane, I can get into.

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>Watch "The Cartridge Family" on TV
>Get to the part where Marge goes to put the gun in the trash
>They get rid of the part where she spins it round her finger and keeps it and just cut from her looking at the reflection to walking out of the motel
Why? What's bad about that one scene?

>>83843595
they edit lots of random stuff out on tv just to save time

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I said, "hop in"...

>>83829247
This. It's a simple joke

>>83838433
When the sugar starts melting, the english guy does a spit take?
Why?!?
It makes no sense.

>>83843595
>syndication cuts running time to squeeze in extra commercials
>Usually a scene that doesn't add to the understanding of the plot
For I am the mayor of Albuquerque

>>83837178
You fucking T-rex the joke is that Homer saw a shoe say goodbye to a man once, but he misremembered it as a man saying goodbye to a shoe.

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Hey remember that time Scorpio gave Homer sugar out of his pockets? He was a good friend.

>>83836523
nice
that's fine topical humor

>>83831915
Yeah bro, he just can't understand a PISSIN' good time when he sees one. The FANS are loving Simpsons threads. RAUNCHIEST threads this SUMMER