Simpsons thread. Post scene that makes you laugh most

GRIMEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rsk1quUps0
just thought of this one the other day, never fails to make me smile

The one where Bart's bike gets run over by a street sweeper and apparently comes out nicer but then falls apart under him and then the street sweeper guy starts laughing diabolically until he falls down a subway entrance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilPLmUzYl7E
I think about this scene so much

>>83828932
the simpsons have never been funny kid

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>>83828932

>>83831112
>OP's Slop and Stop

https://youtu.be/ZAb4axI2JOo

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And the Flower By Irene van scene.

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Obligatory

always fuckin gets me
https://youtu.be/a_VTvQLAfaE

There is something about this I really liked. Not laugh out loud funny, but great. It became a bit of a meme between me and a couple friend years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2Fj8V9OrA

>>83831771
kek, that's pretty good

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Marge: No "part-tays", no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!
Homer: Damn. And I looked so good on that bike

>>83832018
What the hell does the text say?

>>83832120
it's Lorem Ipsum
it's used to fill in text.

>>83832140
Strange

I can't find a clip but Homer's on a bowling team with Moe, Hibbert, I wanna say Apu and another side character or two. They bring up the various deities they pray to and Moe says
>"You know when your dog has a nightmare? That's who I pray to."

>>83829580
>>83829580
>Good boy
>Guard the bee
>Now my bottoms big
>There was no nuclear material in the truck
>Mystery box

There are so many top tier jokes in such a short clip and they cant make one funny joke in a full episode nowadays, how?

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>>83832297

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>>83832217
This whole episode is gold

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>>83831112

>>83829580
gold tier episode

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>>83831771
Watch on .5 speed.

>>83829580
>homer is exposed to radioactive stuff
>no consequences
fuck this supernatural shit in the simpsons

the part where lisa finds out whole western civilization was actually created by genious women, or when marge cuckolds homer and gets blacked

>>83832416
Was this made by the same person that made that cutaway pic of the Simpson's house?

The one where Bart gets run over by mr burns and tells his story in front of court
>you believed his cock and bull story!

>>83832800
It's from the mobile game.

>>83832824
they used it again?

>>83831112
I don't get it.

When Homer Marge and Bart and Millhouse are playing the dating board game at Flanders beach house and Millhouse gets the dud and Homer slowly realises it looks like Millhouse gets me every time

>>83834403
my favorite part is where homer buys condoms and enemas and shit, then marge going through the grocery bag
>i dont know what you've got planned for tonight homer but count me out

>>83830585
holy shit me too. its one of the best scenes, by far. im so glad you posted this.

>>83834447
>kek'd heartily
>Homer putting the firework in the washing machine and all the sludge slowly creeping out the sink

>>83830585
what the fuck

https://youtu.be/XyxvX1N9Tdg
1:46

HOMER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtIUSEEZgBI

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She never cooks,she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely.
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!

>>83835500
In the original conception of the series, Krusty was secretly going to be Homer, thus the irony of Bart loving Krusty but hating Homer.

This episode is, in its own way, a sort of homage to that original plot hook.

>>83835787
I heard that Groening planned that series finale reveal if the show didn't take off, but it was a hit from the beginning so it was never a thing.

>>83835618
criminally underrated

>thats enough gloria

i want to know who wrote this scene, i am laughing just thinking about it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQSQlFrV_P0

>>83835614
what throws me off is Marge's eye roll, for some reason that whole s5/s6 era was really hyperactive...

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>>83835500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk

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>>83836076
>tfw made this joke in real life and nobody laughed

>>83830541
The explosion sound at the end really brings the scene together

>>83836175
we all did

i feel like they had some shitty writers and had to use their jokes so they didn't feel bad

>>83836190
I always thought the faint "allahu ackbar" afterwards was a bit much though

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Nobody posted the absolute peak yet, I am ashamed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Havte3Os

>>83837204
Love the 'yes'
Almost as good as this 'no'
https://youtu.be/3a5nfaPgExo

>>83835618
>>83835942

GOAT scene

>>83831892
I like this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nESAQSQzlLQ

solid setup, memorable punchline
god tier scene desu

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>>83834403

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BOWLING HERE

>>83831499
> where he's watching tv and eats snacks from all around him like an indian god
A man who knows what he likes and has trained long and hard, to developed the skills he needs to chill on his couch like a champion.

>>83839955
GET YOUR BOWLING

Man fall down...fun-ny

ddeeeeaaauuuggghhh

EWW UGHH GROSS SHEESH
i'll take a crab juice

>>83838468

classic

>>83833013
What did you mean by this?

He's about to hit a chestnut tree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1Hl67fNt0

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>He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4GAj2v4BIE

>>83829580
>Burns gets into the escape pod and closes the door
>"For the love of God sir, there are two seats"
>"I like to put my feet up"
I laugh but really I'm sad, rip Simpsons.

>>83844789
george carlin is on the line

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>Hello, my name is Guy Incognito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms

>>83834001
'I am the angel of death' kek

>my son is also named Bort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K99OWlAWeN4

>>83834001
>>83844989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hym39uzonrg

>>83829580
THE BOX

>>83829580
>>83844869
i love how the escape pod smashes homer's car upon crashing.

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>>83828932
best when watched with commentary

>>83828932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNrn-7zjmYw

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>>83838468
fucking kek

>>83845135
cringe

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the episode where homer increases his vocabulary via subliminal messaging

>“Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!”
then when it wears off
>where's that metal dealie you use to dig...food...?
>a spoon?

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>I like that

>>83838468
only thing in this thread to make me laugh

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What did Edna mean by this?

>>83832185

Hibbert? Nigga, did you really just say Hibbert? Get the fuck out of here, right now.

>>83829580
We make cookies here
Mr burn, old time, good fashion cookies

>>83838468
top kek

>>83836175
I'm really thankful my group of friends love the simpsons as much as i do

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>>83846028
>friends

>>83831499
No joke, I can do the first part.

you'll never fiiiind
that microfilm of miiine

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>>83835500
How did that guy's truck turn from a sleeper to a day cab?

>>83849069
A wizard did it

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>>83846028

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8

The couple from Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf in the the episode where Homer and Marge go to marriage counseling and Homer goes fishing for General Sherman.

The reference to the original Scarface in the episode where Bart gets a surrogate father.

Easily two of my favorites.

>>83849671
IN AMERIKA

FERS JOO GED DA SHOOGA

DEN JOO GED DA POWA

DEN JOO GED DA WIMMEN

>>83849739
I didn't get it as a kid, but thought about it recently and started laughing when I was in a toilet stall.

The neighboring occupants were not pleased.

>>83849784
i didnt even realise it was a joke until i watched scarface for the first time like three years ago kek

>>83839955
>>83842215
MOM, MAKE DAD TELL THE STORY RIGHT

>>83845113
>He's really into that
>The undulating is disturbing

>>83845516
>scenes like this always mysteriously have higher quality animation
>That ad for ringworm inspection homer sees in the mindy episode

>>83832543
That made the car crash fucking great.

>>83832341
Mmmm, I CAN feel three kinds of softness.

>>83835618
I've been quoting that bit for years and no one ever gets it.

>>83838468
only 10/10 posted on this thread

>>83828932
>I'll be the Janitor, and you'll be the... JANITOR'S WIFE!

>>83838468
I remember that one from when I was a kid, so it doesn't have the same impact by now

>>83844900
give him 10 grand

>>83849739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNstQ6q-kYw
I nipped it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'll do it again

>>83846432
post proof

>>83846113
Sit perfectly still.
Only I may dance.

>>83851564
>I nipped it
It's nicked it.

Sir, Mike Scioscia may not live through the night
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPkChTL96d4

>>83833949

It was owned by a guy named Chuck.

"Chuck's feed & seed"

Get it? Its funny cause Chuck doesn't rhyme with the feed and seed part haha.

>>83831892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkIZGp4oKMs

Similar thing happened with this. I don't even get it, but me and a friend used to randomly say kippers for breakfast to each other.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75LTlu_JlU

>IT'S A GEO!!
>I guess he didn't see me

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WOOHOO LOOK AT THAT PAVEMENT FLY

>'I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!'

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>>83849671
>original Scarface

>>83853018
always cracks me up

>>83853228
scarface is a remake

>>83834001
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WOAHWOAHWOAAAHHH

>>83853062
This makes me chuckle.

>>83853280
Surely the episode is referencing the remake though.

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'ellooo

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>>83853018

>>83835820
also revealin marge being the Life in Hell rabbit if the show flopped. hence her tall hair (to hide the ears)

Matt Groening is such a faggot with bad taste that it makes me mad how he's made hundreds of millions from other peoples work.

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>When a woman loves a man it doesn't matter if a crocodile bit off his face
>I may hold you to that Marge

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>>83853727
are complete fucking faggot

>>83853919
>But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills; you're from two different worlds!

>>83853919
>oh i've wasted my life

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Make way for Willie!

>>83853062
I can't remember the context of that scene.

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>>83829580
Holy shit I haven't been watching ye good olde episodes in a long time. This is pure comedy gold.
For years I considered Futurama the better show because the only time I saw Simpsons was when they were airing the newer celebrity cameo episodes.

>>83835942
>i want to know who wrote this scene

Edward Albee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Simpsons#Cultural_references

>>83854603
there wasnt a proper one. it just showed how he ruined mainstreet in a flashback.

>>83854603
Don't remember which episode, but the joke had something to do with Marge complaining about Main Street needed to be fixed up because of drivers having their snow tires on.

>>83855138
>>83855140
Thanks. I figured it was something like that.

>>83854603
>>83855138
>>83855140
Monorail monorail monorail.

>>83853418
And i'd do it again.

*sip*

Goodbye!

https://youtu.be/QzqZm357pXk

>>83855611
is this zombie simpsons

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Why don't they do more episodes where Bart and Lisa have to solve a mystery in the town. Those were always great episodes.

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>Bread and water, icy showers, guards wampin' your ass round the clock! And the only way out... is suicide

>>83856454
Because the show has been dead for around 17ish years anon..

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this show was reddit before reddit existed

>stupid white man does stupid things for stupid reasons
>quirky introverted genius girl solves every problem
>most religious man in town openly mocked for his faith
>city with ample minorities has all crime committed by single black man
>evil billionaire is evil because he's a billionaire

it's worse than rick and morty, and that's saying something

Steamed hams

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>>83856708

>>83856454
>>83856598
they need a TNG styled spinoff

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>>83856721

>>83856708
snake is black?

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>>83828932

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BoMBEto1Ck

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP

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This episode was by far the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKp-OcI3D0g

>>83844914
Classic setup absolutely ruined by nusimpsons fantasy land nonsense.

>>83856708
>>city with ample minorities has all crime committed by single black man
Who?

>>83856954
THAT PLANE CRASHED ON MY PROPERTY!

>>83857239
The scene where he takes the ice cream truck is gold.

That's what really happened.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKuugZCD6A

https://youtu.be/BqT8JqNTgvc

This whole scene is great, but for whatever reason Homer's reaction to Flanders' bumper sticker gets me every time.

https://youtu.be/kthOJJT93IY

The look on his face always kills me

>>83858045
i dont understand they both go to the same church. why wouldnt they already be baptized?

>>83858300
I think Homer was too lazy to do it or something.I can't remember if they mentioned anything about that in the episode because I haven't seen it in awhile.

>>83831771
Fucking kek

>>83829580

>the watchdog of public safety
>is there any lower form of life?

>>83858084
>>83857982
These are both absolute genius.

https://youtu.be/sHLEXPoiFy4

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!

https://youtu.be/KGcktjFAGR4

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ONE KID SEEMS TO LOVE THE SPEEDO MAN

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>>83861242

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A BOX MY BOY'S A BOX

>>83861505
DAMN YOU, A BOX!

>>83854282
Says your wife's bull.

>>83850266
In the commentary for one of the episodes Matt Groening basically said anytime something of of interest to the animators it'd end up being a higher quality. He mentioned it in regards to a scene with dirtbikes and how the high quality animation there could pass for Futurama tier animation .

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>>83828932

the whole episode is a winner

>>83857239
>1987
>Homer is 6'0" 236lbs and considered comically obese
>mfw in 2017 this is basically average.

>>83852790
Yup, another memorable one

>>83862614
God, The Simpsons commentaries are so good, It's like a whole other show

>>83856928
>>83857461
He meant to say "white" but he was /pol/ing so hard he blew a fuse.

>>83856263
Obviously not, look at the fluid animation

>>83831771

yep this one imprinted on me hard.

iam downloading the entire series right now this show was god tier

>>83853798
Three simple words, "I am gay"

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/tv/, how do you suppose Smithers survived this encounter?

>>83832543
>what iiis it?

>>83863627
he hopped in

>>83863665
I expected this reply the moment I posted.

Simpsons friends. I'm finally ready to take the dive. I know where to start the show, but where exactly do I stop? I'm keeping far, far away from dead horse-tier Simpsons.

>>83856708
>most religious man in town openly mocked for his faith

In the earlier seasons flanders was portrayed as a bit lame, but because he was a straight-shooter with a pure heart, he was happy, wealthy compared to homer, and his wife's butt was higher than homer's wife's butt.

I never really remember any blatantly anti-religious sentiment, mostly just making fun of established religions but also giving credence to spirituality as whole.

>See: Homer the Heretic

>>83863627
burns was probably too weak to pull the trigger 2bh

>>83863851
just keep going until you don't think it's funny anymore

just don't go past season 11

>>83863627
If I take off the mask, will you die?

Where's a good place to download or stream the DVDs with commentary? I fucking miss that shit.

>>83856708
how can u b this rong m8

>>83864592
seconding this, any streaming sites?

>>83851564
>>83853418

that bit is funny, but his speech and reaction to the bees is actually way better.

>>83856708
Convinced this is bait

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>>83853018
>>83853555
poor Snowball

>>83828932
spruce moose

>Nuclear Plant fire drill
>Homer gets out and blocks the door behind him for no reason

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>>83866166
That was a good one

>>83866166
Fuck, this scene is so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTElSJExL4U

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>>83829580
>AHH, bee bit my bottom, now my bottom big!

>>83831195
I don't get it.

>>83866421
He was trying to be a hip and trendy 90's youth

>>83835787
Krusty did always look suspiciously like Homer so that makes a lot of sense. They both have the same mouth thing that nobody else has.

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>>83866085

>>83866260
top tier

>>83866616
Honestly, the show fell off a cliff the moment Phil died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZ2jxpzZF4

I'M ME???????

GO CRAZY?

DON'T MIND IF I DO

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>It's time to call in a favor from Washington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov01CWw_Ykk

>>83863984
But then you have to suffer through your last experience of The Simpsons being a bad one.

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>>83867091
If you make it through the good seasons you'll be too in love with the series to really mind, and it has great rewatch value.

>>83863959
He was strong enough to turn off the safety.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XyxvX1N9Tdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWGqc0ufBAA
I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA

travelled the world and the seven seas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU9X3tvTmIQ
i am watching you through a camera

>>83828932
Moes self defence dancing is great

>>83867786
>>83867843
no fukken way

>>83852792

nice one

>took me many years as an Australian without the internet to discover the "geo" reference

>>83863627

That mister Burns /Rothschild ? Howard Hughes Interplay still makes me think to this very day....

The marge road rage video is pretty great
>I sentence you to kiss my arse
>Astronaut with a golf club

>>83829580
LOL of course the only car the pod lands on is Homer's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HuIILdA8Lg