ITT: Fuck you I liked it/Fuck you I'm excited for it

Theme song for this thread:

https://youtu.be/N6voHeEa3ig

>>83824010
You will never meet someone you talk to on this board.
Everyone you talk to on this board could possibly be a different person.
The anonymous nature of 4chan makes it resemble socialization, but it a very poor substitute for actual friends.
No one cares what you think about this movie.
Nothing anyone thinks about this movie will affect you in any way except in the ways that you let it.

A cure for wellness
That song sticks in your head too

I'm hyped for murder on the orient express despite the meme actors

I keep forgetting this exists. I want to see it.

>>83824391
And it wants to see you...

>>83824010
IT'S GONNA BOMB BECAUSE OF THOSE TWO ZERO CHARISMA NON-ENTITIES BESSON CAST!!! HE'S A LITTLE BETA TWINK AND SHE'S A PUG UGLY DYKE!!!FACT!!!

>>83824391
Honestly I'm just excited for a big flashy sci-fi epic in a universe we haven't seen before.

>>83824447
>>83824556
The movie is going to bomb because they just picked an IP to cash in on Avatar and the movie is going to be 90 minutes of people pretending to dodge CGI diarrhea flying around with no context.

>>83824333
(You)

>>83824447
More like he's some hipster doing a Nicolas Cage impression.

>>83824229
i dont get it