Thoughts on 5'11 Jonah Hill?

>thin again

Imagine what the skin on his torso looks like.

>>83821889
Fuck I thought that was Zack Snyder at first.

>>83821889
Fat Jonah hill had success. Skinny Jonah hill is a sack of shit.

Damn he looks so different' without 40 pounds of fat in his face. Shame that he's only funny when he's fat

>>83821889
Jonah hill is like 5'8 tops

no roles now lmao

>>83821889
whit boi knows his place, he'll prep dat BBC

how can manlets compete?

>>83822040
You just know that some producer hates him and is telling all of his friends to only hire him for a role if he gains 50 pounds to look the part.

>>83821912
yet still fucked up knees

>>83822031
no, he's 5'11" and Shaq is 6'2"

>>83821889
If you read Shaq's face it says " look at this ugly little mother fucker, I mean, can you believe how ugly this nigga am?? sheeeeeeeit"

>>83821889
damn is this the new BLACKED?

>>83821889
He looks like he is 50 years old in that picture.

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>>83822104

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>>83822108
>nigga am

I'm dying

>>83822108
Shaq looks like he's about to adopt a rescue chihuahua/pug breed or something.

>>83822128
People with thin weasel faces actually look better when they're fat.

some people honestly looks better as fat, like jonah hill. From cute and loveable chubby, to sickly thin creep/nerd.

also why is that fit people always goes from fat to dyel to auschwitz, you already have the fat so just lower your bmi % a bit and build some muscles

>>83821889


How big do you think shaqs dick is?

Supposedly Jonah Hill is 5'7" and Shaq is 7'1" which would mean that from the top of jonah's jew curl to Shaq's overripe coconut is only a foot and half. Doesn't seem possible.

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I wonder if Shaq gets tired of taking pictures with literally everybody.

>>83822417
He's a celebrity, so he loves it.

>>83822286
Bigger than average, but looks proportionately small

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>>83822502
You speak as though you've seen it.

Also, imagine what it looks like when he fucks his girlfriend.

>>83822190
>not "am dying"
you had one chance

>>83821912
he's rich you retard he can just have it removed

>>83822568
Kek

>>83822562
I bet kids to him are like smurfs and that chick is like an 8 year old

>>83822307
jonah hill the jewish cancer victim sex slave midget lies about his height hes 5'5 AT BEST

>>83821889
shaq looks like he could palm his head and lift him up

>>83821889
Yet he's getting rejected by women way hotter than the ones rejecting you.

>7'1
The fuck
Not even a contest, he doesn't even need to dunk the ball. Anyone against him is fucked

He has a wide face, he'd look more proportionate and better if he bulked instead of just losing pure fat through cardio.

>>83822562
height doesn't guarantee a big dick
I'm 6'7" with size 13 shoes and have a tiny penis

ugh

/fa/ here. Men need to stick with neutral colors and stop going for bright shit that makes them look ugly af

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>>83823026
>I'm 6'7" with size 13 shoes and have a tiny penis

>>83822969
You now realize basketball isn't a real sport.

>>83823135
Are esports the ultimate level playing field competition?

>>83822562
he's dating hoopz? nicely done shaq

>>83823200
no because asians exist

>>83823031
Ha. Ur from /fa/ and afraid to stand out. That's a whole new level of faggotry.

>>83823224
Asians succeed at esports because they invest absurd levels hours into a game.

That's why the top north american starcraft and an upper level street fighter player are trannies. People who were allowed to spend far too much time at a single game.

>>83823026
How tiny?

>>83822417
He might get tired of it then remember that it's basically his job now since he's too old for anything else.

WE

>>83823318
only 6 inches

>>83823396
lol what a microdick

>>83823396
mines 6 inches too.....from the floor

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>>83823419
must suck being a midget

He's a big guy

>>83823419
Did you get your legs blown off in 'nam? Is that you lt. Dan?

>>83823428
wouldn't know, I'll consult with your dad to find out

>>83823445
Nah. Got my third leg blown by your mom though. Shit was cash.

>>83823445
>Dan
>not using Cotton Hill
amateur

>>83822562
As somebody who is freakishly tall, it doesn't always work that way. My dick is slightly above average but because my torso and legs are massive it looks like a baby carrot and two grapes

>>83823311
The guy who has (had?) the ocarina of time speedrun world record is a tranny too, what the fuck man

Jonah Hill looks so fucking goofy skinny. I like him fat and porky.

im starting to think that /tv/ has a weird fixation with blacks and wants to be taken by a huge big ass black man

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>>83823808
Nope. Pic related. It's me.

>>83822493
Is that cock lesnar?

>>83822493
Lmao that manlet looks like he's going to pop

>>83822562
that's how tall guys dicks work
theyre bigger, but not proportionately bigger