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Donna is objectively the worst girl edition

https://pastebin.com/dQ4VEADX

Previous thread: >>83819189
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>>83821852
This show on Showtime right now is pure garbage. The dialogue is cringeworthy at best.
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who's ready to get LYNCHED
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>>83821852
>Previous thread
>not Meanwhile
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>I see mysteries as the truth itself; that they're the essence of our existence, and aren't necessarily meant to be fully apprehended

How to enjoy Twin Peaks and life itself, by Major Garland Briggs.
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>>83821927
There is nothing good about it. Didn't Jim Carey make this shit or something?
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>>83821927
Make sure to tell all your friends on Facebook.
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Something really needs to happen in tonight's episode that actually furthers the plot, it needs some sort of thrust
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>>83821927
i'm dying up here? nah it's pretty good, showtime is on point this summer t b h
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>>83821927
good post
>>83821948
bad post
>>83821932
excellent post
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>>83821959
Sorry to offend you Jim Carey. Shill for your shit show somewhere else.
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>>83821969
But the last episode was great.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwVtLXAWTo
Best song in this series so far
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>>83821927
t. HBO shill

The Leftovers is finished and GoT is nearing its end. What's next for your network, eh? You panicking?
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We we see Maddy 25 years later??
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>20 minutes left
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>>83821999
^THIS
The last episode was one of the best so far.
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>>83821999
I know, but I feel like too much time is being spent on Dougie, There's a lot more interesting things going on in the story than him
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Ready...
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>>83822061
hahaha
D O U G I E D
O
U
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Stream starts in 18 minutes

Weebcrew.moe
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Rank the parts
>3
>2
>5
>1
>4
all have been great, though
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>>83822074
But I like Dougie
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>>83821969
Less has to happen in tonight's episode, normies who want plot should go back to Law and Order SUV.

We're off the map here.
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>>83822100
3 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 5 >>> everything else on tv right now
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>>83822061

Yeah bro I know why you mean I just watched Twin Peaks for the first time last year and I was really hoping there would be plenty of coffee, donuts, and pie in this new season. I'm just not getting it all.
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>>83821969
Thrust this.
LYNCHED
Y
N
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D
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You guys got your gold shovels ready to dig through the plebs' shit?
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>>83822124
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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How much longer bros?
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>>83822029

She's stuck in Missouri, Maryland.
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>>83822100
2 > 3 > 5 > 1 = 4
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>>83822061
I don't know man, maybe it's just that I never appreciated the soap opera stuff so much in the original series (more so on second watch), but the scenes that follow dougie have this very strained and tense feeling, like everybody is just about to realize he needs the hospital, or that Coop's mind is about to break out of it's prison, or that the dangers set up by BadCoop are about to strike, or that Dougie is about to to something weird and magic or get shanghaied into something wacky, or be taken advantage of.
They drag and are horrible but they keep my eyes on the TV screen every second.
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So if Laura was killed then why is she in the waiting room? Wouldn't she be there if she was possessed?
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>>83821969
I'll give you a "thrust" you insufferable lynchpleb.
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>>83822127
>>83822124
>>83822105
>>83822074
>>83821999
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY
>LE LYNCHED
>>>>/reddit/
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>>83822148
You're a fucking idiot.

Also, your samefagging is blatantly obvious.
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>>83822143
no doubt the FUCKS will be at it again
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I brought this up in an earlier thread once: do you think the Lodge spirits might actually be fae? Think about it.

>live in and are associated with the forest
>live in a dimension that defies time and space
>have an incomprehensible sense of morality
>in the case of the White Lodge, they've kidnapped humans
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>>83821977
No it's really bad. I gave it a shot and it's terrible.
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>>83822185
I bet you didn't watch S1 & S2 first.
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>>83821969
-Bad Coop breaks out of prison
-Good Cop leaves town, either because he remembered his old self or because of the guys who have been observing his car
-Glass box monster kills again

My money is on one of these
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*5 was the best
*melded the madness of the premiere with serialized development
*shoved more dougie magic down folks throats
*bang bang bar scene w/horne jr and the showgirls in vegas moving weird while the casino guy gets brutalized are 2 all time lynch classic scenes
*ending w/windswept
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>>83822183
This post is dangerously close to being FROSTED
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Have to avoid tpg for the next 15 hours ffs because I watch twin peaks with my mum. in a bit lads
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>>83822169
The Red Room exists outside of time. She is already "freed" as seen in FWWM, but since the past/present/future exists all at once they can do whatever they want with her really
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>>83822212
I'm Dying Here is in its first season rn tho
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>>83822185
the later episodes are better. i've seen at least 2 or 3 of em as part of my job and the pilot kind of pales in comparison. to each one's own tho
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QUICK
WHICH STREAM IS BEST
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>>83822212
I'm talking about I'm Dying Here. The shit show that's on Showtime right now.
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>>83822179
wow you sure showed him. you're a fucking hero, anon!
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>>83822148
He's clearly baiting you.
Do you post this as satire or genuinely?
I get the "haha btfo normies only I know lynch <3" mentality you poster seem to have, but it's a joke right?
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>>83822178
Fuck off normie. Your nihilistic desire for nothing but nostalgia and cancerous coffee & donuts memes has been REJECTED. Get Lynched.
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>>83822235
Nah, Frost thinks they're aliens.
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>>83822183
They could have given birth to the legend at least.
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>>83821938
>>83821416
That's what I thought too. The thing in the music video and the thing from the box look too similar. I think about this song after every new episode. It's like Trent and David are trying to say something. It really makes you think...
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>>83822251
If you have to ask...
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Is there a /tpg/ discord group I want to hear what this garbage would sound like coming from your actual faces
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>Twin Peaks Season 3 finale ending
>Dougie renews his wedding vows and takes sonny jim for a walk
>haha lynch is g-genius, you all got l-lynched!
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what time does the stream start
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>>83822183
They're aliums
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>>83822277
Feelin' lonely, pal?
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>>83822285
unironically nothing wrong with this
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>>83822258
But dougie is literally all le coffee memes, I want more FBI and Evil Dale shit
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yfw Coop doesn't return to twin peaks until episode 17

yfw most residents just make cameos in the finale
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>>83822277
discord is for fags
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>>83822258
>normie
>nihilistic
>nostalgia
>cancerous
>Lynched
my god, that's full house, YOU JUST WON SHITPOST BINGO
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>>83822305
He wants to see men's faces instead of watching Lynch kino. Sad!
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>>83822318
>I want
oh the ironing
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>>83821969
I'd like to see a buncha thrusting
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Twin Peaks season 3 is the MGSV of tv shows
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>>83822276
I'm just trying to discourage him
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>>83822285
>implying there is literally anything I would like more than that
>>83822277
>>83822244
>>83822233
>>83822122
>>83822100
>>83821999
>>83821977
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>>83822285
>Dougie renews his wedding vows and takes sonny jim for a walk
not seeing what would be wrong with this t b h. dooper deserves happiness.
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Is BG streaming Twin Peaks tonight?
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Who tryna get LYNCHED
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All I know is I'm Dying Up Here is the worst show of the decade.
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>when someone asks you why there's 2 Coopers
>if "the one married to naomi watts" is dead
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>>83821969
Becky dies
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Twin Peaks live stream @ suptv (dot) org
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>>83822348
>will literally bend over and let Lynch fuck him in the ass and thank him for it
>"At least I'm not on Reddit!"
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would not be shocked if coop ends the show going home with janey-e and the kid either
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>>83822069
I want to be David :(
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>>83822264
aliens were just one explanation the govt had for unexplained events.

the book implies they're not aliens but ancient spirits who have always been here.

>yfw Nixon and Jackie Gleason saw a glass box portal
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>>83822393
drink enough caffeine to give a camel a heart attack while smoking 2 packs a day

and don't die.

easy :)
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>>83822285
>not wanting Cooper to naturally fall in love with Janey-E and have his story end with him taking his new family to live with him in Twin Peaks
Take a look at this tremendous faggot.
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>>83822100
32154
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I'm still confused by Mike eating Garmonbozia in FWWM.
He clearly has the one arm so he's been saved by the angel right? Why the fuck did was he eating Garmonbozia then?
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>>83822378
This holy shit
>Dude sucking docks lmao
God I hate women
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>>83822433

JUST ONE LIL EGG ROLL
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>>83822386
How would Lynch fuck himself in the ass? What the hell are you trying to say?
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Season 1 & 2 Shelly

or

Season 3 Shelly?
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Streaming season 3 live starts in 4 minutes

weebcrew.moe
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So how are they going to handle Bob since the actor is dead? Will he have a true form that looks like the monster in the glass box? Or is cooper the new Bob entirely?

When he was looking in the mirror it seemed like Bob didn't become evil Coop, he just resides within him.
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>I'm Dying Up Here
>the female comedian cannot make any comedy so she resorts to jokes about sucking cock

????
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one of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.
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ALL BOARDS

REPORT IN
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>>83822183
They're Masons. Plain and simple pedophiles and opportunistic rapists.
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>>83821852
twin peaks live stream @ suptv (dot) org
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>>83822183
they are kinda implied to be tengus in fwwm
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Anyone know if nausea club will be streaming TP ?
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>>83822468
/pol/ reporting in.
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>>83822431
>waifu faggotry
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>>83822468
/tpg/ here
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>>83822492
praise kek, /pol/bro
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Im really for some new meme's lads
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>>83822460
>When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.
>>the show where alien supersoldiers were defeated by magnetite rock and the leads had an alien godbaby

you can't be serious
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>>83822433
We don't know if the God MIKE saw and repented for was the Christian God or anything even remotely resembling a positive entity, though. From his actions and how he still seems to care about getting garmonbozia, I get the impression that he only really cares about fucking over BOB and cockblocking him from getting garmbonbozia.
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>>83822270
>gosok playground
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>>83822468
/vg/ standing by.
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>>83822476
>he hasn't read The Secret History of Twin Peaks

The Freemasons are the good ones. The Illuminati are the bad ones.
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>>83822410
D-David is that y-you?
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>>83822449
both at once ;)
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>>83822486
Weebcrew.moe has a better stream that doesn't constantly crash.
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>>83822507
How new are you?
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>>83822453
BOB is hitching a ride with Dopplecoop. He can likely go/inhabit where/who he pleases in the meantime

looks like they intend to handle him just the way they have- CG glimpses of Frank Silva + flashbacks. No recast
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>>83822504
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>>83822449
S1 and 2 Shelly was like a 10, s3 Shelly is good but not even a top tier milf desu
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>>83822069

tfw bald at 25
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>>83822468
/mu/ here
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>>83822433
they're playing a "game" with humans' morality. They don't need saving?
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WHERE NEW EPISODE AT SHOWTIME REEEEE
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>>83822532
not very if I remember that weak shit hombre but you keep caping for chris carter
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stream is starting at weebcrew.moe get the fuck in here bros
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>>83822540

S3 Shelly is pure milf
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>>83822505
>That's damn good covfefe
Did I do it right bro?
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>>83822572
>autisticcrew
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>>83822566
Watching new episode on Amazon right now.
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>>83822519
tfw you came back haunted
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>>83822504
The next episode of I'm Dying Up Here looks worse than the first one. Jesus.
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2003 confirmed
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>>83822468
/pol/ here.

Niggers.
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>>83822572
Can't see shit
Do you seriously still use Flash?
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>>83822468
/pol/ standing by
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>shitty show with mildly surreal elements that we'll use to justify every terrible aspect and have a bloated sense of superiority because we have no taste
lol
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>>83822567
>>83822507
Back to Red dit
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>>83822567
>newfag acts like he's the Sheriff
>can't identify pasta
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>>83822606
Ustream isn't flash based, try a different browser.

Do me a favour and suggest some more HTML5 based stream services where you can get away with streaming pirated content, I'm all ears.
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Here we go...
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RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>he's still at the statue
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Cmon coop stop messing with your sleeve
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YESSSS ANOTHER DOUGIE EPISODE
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Is that Cheech?
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GOODBYE I WIL VISIT TOMOORW
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NOT EVEN 1 MINUTE IN AND IT'S SHIT
IT'S OVER LYNCH IS FINISHED AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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stream at brettygood dot com
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>>83822657
Fuuuuckkkk Janie Jones and child are dead
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>diss music
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How does Naomi watts expect dougie to go home with no car ?
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>tfw Coop touching the badge
Soon.
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>>83822500
>tfw you will never get COOPED
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WE KINO NOW BOIZ
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>>83822686
there you go
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HAHA LYNCHED XD
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YO FUCK SONNY JIM
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>>83822687
aha. if he touches a badge while drinking coffee, THEN he will remember!
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case files
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[loud chewing noises]
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Finally someone is concerned with retard coop's health.
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What a crunchy sandwich
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Why is Mulholland Drive not asking more questions?

he hasn't been fine for like 3 days
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>>83822726
Sonny Jim fapping to hentai.
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>coffee
>shoes
>badge
>case files

how much more will it TAKE
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will the episode be uploaded to on demand as soon as it's done?
internet is too shitty to stream but I wanna see it as soon as I can
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>shoes on carpet
Dougie Jones DROPPED
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*sandwich fixing intensifies*
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>>83822750
Sounds like real Dougie was a total black lodge weirdo too
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>wearing shoes inside
>americans
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>>83822770
it should be, if not within an hour or so after
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keffaws
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>>83822770
showtime already has it up
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>>83821852
Moira was the superior Donna
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>>83822750
she's a self absorbed cunt
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so is sonny jim technically his child since dougie was a copy of cooper?
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WHY DEY CALL DIS TOWN "TWIN BEAKS"????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vftf8TTve4s
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No product placement on the chips?
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>dog earing the book
fucking savage
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STOP YELLING AT DOUGIE
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>tfw you will never eat crisps on bed with your wife's son
Feels bad man
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12 more hours of retard dougie coming in next
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This is in 2003 and Sonny Jim grows up to be the new Cooper
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>Not on HBO yet

FUCK
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COWBOYS
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THIS IS SUCH FUCKING KINO OH MY GOD
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Anti-Dougie Coopfags can't stop getting btfo ahahahaha
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Hardy Boys book!!!
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>tfw retard Coop will never be your dad
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JABE GIB TWO RIDE :-DD
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What did the chip symbolize?
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>JADE GIVES TWO RIDES
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BLACKED
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JADE GIVE TWO RIDES
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Red purse
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Jade gives two rides hahahahaha
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>Americans
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KEK autistic coop and the clapper light
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>jade gives two rides

Is that her Indian name?
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Sonny Jim a CUTE!
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NOON THIRTY
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red purse
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>mfw Americans call noon 30 "12:30"
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Noon thirty
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>JADE GIVE TWO RIDES


LMAO
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TRAFFIC LIGHTS
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>putting the empty plate on top
Is this woman retarded
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Stop bullying Coop ;_;
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>>83822948
genuinely bothered me
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wtf is noon thirty?
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>noon thirty

who says this?
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Red Light's back!
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>>83822973
>>83822966
are you fucking stupid
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one armed mike trying to wake up the audience
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why do i have a feeling this is the episode will be the episode where coop snaps out of it
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My pc froze what did like say after wake up
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> Dougie's Big Day
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>>83822966
Exactly half o'bong
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this music, jesus
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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>83823002
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>>83822995
Jade gave two rides
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Anyone seen kyle?
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>>83822995
Don't die
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>>83822995
Mike *
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>wake up
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This relationship confuses me.
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>tfw no dougie doodles on your case file
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>drawing dicks on your case files
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Literal ms paint effects
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>>83822982
obviously she means 12:30 in the afternoon but who the FUCK says "noon-thirty"?
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>>83822948
She has other qualities.
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[atmospheric whooshing]
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FINE BORE DOE
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THIS MUSIC IS KINO AS FUCK!!
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OH ANGELO
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DOUGIE YOUR JOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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This is the worst game of Chutes & Ladders ever.
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Oh god not Albert
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reddit weather
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DERN
E
R
N
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DIANE
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>>83823089
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rip in peace albert

I forgot Miguel passed away recently
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Still better than Steven's resume
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>>83823089
Not Angelo
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DIANE SPOTTED
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It's interesting hearing David Lynch talk just like David Lynch talks.

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
>>
>fuck gene kelly you mother fucker
>>
I don't understand
>>
FUCK GENE KELLY
>>
O SHIT ITS DIANE FOR REAL
>>
DIANE
>>
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what does it mean
>>
SHE'S REAL HOLY SHIT
>>
D I A N E I S R E A L
>>
Richard Horne looks like an owl.
>>
DIIIAAAAANNNEEE
>>
Who is the actress?
>>
Reminder that people actually thought Diane wasn't real.
>>
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>Diane...
>>
Adbreak already on sky

No spoilers please
>>
HOLY SHIT DIANE :0000
>>
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D I A N E
I
A
N
E
>>
>>83823148
Cases with those investigating officers have something wrong. Goes up to the top.
>>
>>83823173
Sounded like Gillian Anderson, but could be wrong.
>>
didn't ever expect Diane to be a white-haired fox.

always pictured a bespectacled receptionist type.
>>
>>83823173
Laura Dern
>>
>>83823183
>commercial cuck
>>
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Diane
>>
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What does doing cocaine feel like, bros?
>>
Balthazar Ghetty is Frank from Blue Velvet confirmed
>>
>>83823173
Idris Elba
>>
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
>>83823173
Laura Dern! She's been in various Lynch joints
>>
people who thought diane wasn't real: what does it feel like to be proven wrong?
>>
>>83823195
It's clearly Laura Dern
>>
>>83823173
kys
>>
>>83822810
he knew the whole time he just wanted to hear them say it!!
>>
>>83823214
like bitter sherbet going into your blood and into your spit

not very pleasant
>>
Black man with gun is my new favorite character.
>>
>[Method Acting Intensifies]
>>
>Starts joking a woman and says he's going to laugh when he fucks her
>He's actually just some beta
>>
A trailer just popped up saying "The Little Things with Jean Reno".
>Jean Reno
>Jean Renault
What the fuck?
>>
>>83823272
It's killer Mike
>>
>>83823241
those /tv/ posters from 26 years ago got BTFO!
>>
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im watching you /tv/
>>
[arms whip]
>>
nothing personnel, kid
>>
>>83823241
I don't understand those people. She was very clearly proven real when Coop got the earplugs.
>>
WHAT THE EFF?!
>>
Next one goes in your anus.
>>
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>shitty comcast xfinity keeps freezing
>>
>>83823177
Cooper once requested earplugs on a tape, then received them and thanked Diane for them the next evening. The tapes would have had to have been mailed to headquarters across the country, Diane would have had to listen to many of them, then earplugs would have had to have been mailed to Twin Peaks. This all happened in one day.
>>
what is this American gods?
>>
L Y N C H E D
>>
WATCH IT CHRISSIE.
>>
HARRY
>>
o hey that guy from the movie
>>
>"what does all this mean, what's the point of this scene"

WATCH THE EPISODE HOLY SHIT
>>
holy shit. I was gonna joke, "Heads I win. Tails you lose."
>>
Most intense coin flip in TV history
>>
>>83823364
Can't be, American Gods' characters are interesting.
>>
>it's halfway over
>>
Harry Dean looks like my old shop teacher that I ran into at the hardware store today.
>>
Harry Dean Stanton has been an old man for like 60 years.
>>
LINDA MENTIONED!!
>>
/tv/: the character
>>
>Linda's mail
>>
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>>83823398
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>
I want that jacket
>>
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FUCKING GOVERNMENT
>>
HEHEHEHEHEHE
>>
there are people in this thread AT THIS VERY MOMENT who actually thought it wouldnt be diane
>>
>That laugh
>>
[giggling intensifies]
>>
Holy shit remove fat people
>>
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING DRIVEL
>>
Best German is back!
>>
Dave Grohl looks like shit
>>
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>that fucking laugh
>>
Oh my god

That laugh

Kill her

Somebody please
>>
>>83823456
I thought it could be Sarah Palmer, Annie, Audrey or Diane.
>>
>>83823465
not fat
T H I C C
>>
*giggles in German*
>>
heidi?
>>
fuck you lynch and your fat lady laugh sound design
>>
be honest.... would you?
>>
HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE
>>
LYNCHED incoming
>>
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Jane-E is a woman of taste, I see.
>>
>>83823355
The tapes are as much for Diane to log things as they are for Cooper to help remember things. He could've easily recorded the request just so he'd remember to do call her when he had the chance.
>>
>>83823485
I thought it would've been either Diane or Audrey.

They were the only two that made any sense.
>>
lel
>>
since everyone else is an ad-break ahead, i'm out

don't want any spoilies. see you in 25 minutes lads.
>>
JUST
>>
richard kinda reminds me of a young matthew mcconaughey
>>
Who are these guys? Is this the same dude from the ending of 5?
>>
holy shit
>>
>he hits a kid

Cmon lynch
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
OH SHIT NORMIES BTFO

PAJEET BTFO
>>
tehehehehehehehe
>>
OH NOES

>>83823506
naw. not as cute as the chubby chick I did date.
>>
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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Who lets their kid run out into the street!?
>>
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Jesus Christ
>>
Muslim wanted to let a boy die. Typical.
>>
YAMEROOOOOO
>>
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LYNCHED
>>
Well that was horrifying.
>>
>>83823548
>ad break

its on showtime breh
>>
>>83823548
There are no ads on Showtime
>>
kid got hit so hard he farted
>>
jfc madchen is still fucking phenomenal
>>
HE DID TELL HIM
RICHARD DID NOTHING WRONG
>>
FUCK LOL
>>
UNREALISTIC

DRIVER WAS NOT MUSLIM!!!
>>
i.. feel.. lynched
>>
gif of that hit 'n' run, anyone?
>>
>>83823586
>coked out drug dealer deadbeat NEET runs him over because he thinks he's a bigshot in his backwater town

Huh...
>>
>>83823355
One day FBI shipping or relay
>>
>>83823616
The muslim told her to let the boy cross when he knew a fast vehicle was coming. Fuck
>>
>>83823601
>>83823603
i'm watching it on my free NowTV trial because i'm poor

i don't think the stream is up til after it's aired
>>
>>83823622
ill make a webm later tonight
>>
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WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH?
>>
THINKPAD

2 0 0 3
0
0
3
>>
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THE WIRED IS ALL AROUND US
>>
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>>
Wasn't there something with powerlines in FWWM?
>>
>its a harry dean is cursed to see a childs soul go to heaven while hes cursed to live episode
>>
>>83823672
>not using an old thinkpad in the year of our lord 2017
>>
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Gawdammit, Carl!
>>
is Harry D there to ferry the child to the underworld
>>
>>83823683
It's how spirits travel.
>>
>>83823684
just like real life
>>
>>83823683
yeah the lodge spirits travel through electricity, there was a lot of focusing on them at the trailer park harry dean's character owned
>>
>>83823683
The lodge entities move through electricity, and so did coop when he was leaving the lodge
>>
>>83823672
>2017
>not using a Thinkpad

Have you never been on /g/?
>>
>>83823672
maybe he's a fa/g/
>>
What the fuck is this music
>>
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119!
119!!
>>
Is this a manlet assassin?
>>
>>83823672
Midget Van Diesel appears.
>>
>>83823734
fuck i hate this bitch
>>
HOLY SHIT ITS VIN DIESEL
>>
He just used a cloth to open the safe, then closed it without the cloth.
>>
>letting your kid run into the road alone
Bad parenting really
>>
>Guy in motel room
>"who is that?"

NEVER watch Twin Peaks, or any TV with normies
>>
pie
>>
BLACK SUIT
>>
I'M NOT A KID
>>
>>83823740
so... Vin Diesel?
>>
>>83823756
This. The game was fine for the park, but once you get in the street, even with everything seeming all clear, you need to teach the kid to walk safely in the street.
>>
When will they learn?
>>
Dammit, Dougie. You were told not to die!
>>
20 days and the general is already dead. What a joke of a series and fanbase.
>>
coop's smile tho :3
>>
have we seen the lady in the picture vin diesel had yet?
>>
>>83823783
He looked. The car was stopped both ways. Just some asshole went over the line and was going highway speeds on a side road.
>>
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i love when dougie smiles
>>
okay so that company is conmected to the people dougie owes money to and i think they know aboit the black lodge
>>
man whatever the hell happened to matthew lillard?
>>
He's gonna beat the shit out of his boss.
>>
What the fuck
>>
fuck man this music

OH ANGELO
>>
I'm stupid what did dougie find?
>>
>>83823817

Yep. I need to see more happy coop. He's had 25 years of get fucked already.
>>
Ha. He actually uncovered some kinda scam or something.
>>
What's going on with Anthony Sinclair
>>
really _____ ___ _____
>>
HEY IT'S FARADAY AKA JESUS
>>
Daniel Farady!!
>>
>>83823911
I was wondering the same thing.
>>
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>>83823893
and angelo, get this, the retard is sitting there looking at his balls, and the boss is flipping through the papers, and it goes on forever, and the music swells, AND THERE IT IS ANGELO
>>
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
>>
>>83823869
>implying you'll see him again
>>
>>83823911
He's lying.
>>
What did he find?
>>
>>83823958
It is a mystery.
>>
Janey is based
>>
Why is she so stingy
>>
>>83823911
A scam. Recurring names.

Also, MANLET UPRISING NOW
>>
>Naomi will never scold you
>>
AYYY ITS DANIEL FARADAY
>>
This is the darkest timeline.
>>
YAAAAAAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN
>>
JUST
>>
what the fuck
>>
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manly tears finnally got on tv
>>
What did Dougie say after his boss asked him for help? My showtime stream froze. It started back up with his wife in the park.
>>
>this fucking music
>>
Vinny why...
>>
Goddamn I love this season
>>
men getting BTFO
>>
I'm a good manlet
>>
>>83823992
HOLY FUCK
>>
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That was a little violent
>>
Someone tell verne troyer to calm the fuck down
>>
Jesus fuck
>>
i love jane-y
>>
only 12 hours of dougie jones left bros
>>
OH SHIT
VIN DIESEL IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE
>>
MANLET UPRISING
>>
What the fuck, Lynch. Someone clearly doesn't care about those violence against women complaints.
>>
>>83823996
the jews created bob
>>
what
>>
ROASTIES GETTING DESTROYED
>>
Lynch you and your weird midget fetish.
>>
NO VIN NO
>>
BASED MIDGET
>>
MANLET PRIDE WORLD WIDE, MOTHER FUCKERS
>>
We were supposed to laugh at Joe Rogan right?
>>
Is this the Pitch Black/Riddick prequel?
>>
DONT FUCK WITH MANLETS!!

-5'5''
>>
>>83824032
Funny how so many "feminists" always complain how horrible the world is and how violent it is against women... but when a tv show portrays the harsh reality of the world they whine and bitch about it.
>>
KINO TIME
>>
this ep is loaded with memes
>>
WHAT IS THE MIDGET ASSASSIN SONG?
>>
HAWK CONFIRMED TO FIND COOPER THROUGH THE CASINO
>>
>part of Hawk's heritage
>Nez Perce
>not the shit from the old show
...wait does this mean Mark Frost's faggotry is canon?
>>
>F O R D smeared with child's blood
PRODUCT PLACEMENT
>>
Injuns everywhere
>>
>>83824073
you keep what you kill
>>
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That's what the Log Lady meant by Hawk's heritage!
>>
>>83824094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk
>>
>>83824094
"I Am"
>>
>>83824094
Imma imma imma manlet
>>
lol chad btfo
>>
>This door asmr
>>
>>83824080
lynch gets away with it because he's "pointing out" the absurdity of violence against women in crime shows. he's not actually "doing it". as so the logic goes.
>>
FUCK OFF CHAD
>>
>>83824119
>>83824120
Thanks
>>
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I know she's dead but there's not enough Laura...
>>
fuck off chad, you prick
>>
>red indian
>poo in loo
>coop clues in heritage

bravo
>>
I hope something bad happens to Chad.
>>
FUCKING CHADS REEEEEEEEE
>>
chad getting BTFO out once again

KEK
>>
Based Chad
>>
Does Lynch have some problem with his wife? Why are all the wives on this show huge bitches?
>>
One of the loan shark guys was Upham from Saving Private Ryan
>>
Chad = /pol/
>>
what an asshole
>>
>have to wait until next week to see Hawk found
>>
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>More millennial hipster bands at the end
>>
I hope Joe Rogan kills sheriffs wife
>>
are those papers hawk found gonna be the missing pages from the diary?
>>
>>83824207
Thanks! That was bugging me....
>>
Sharon Van Etten!
>>
This show is bad on purpose right? Is that the whole meta thing that people get hyped for about this show?
>>
is chad /our guy/?
>>
Chad is 4chan
>YOURE A SUICIDE A DISGRACE
>>
This band sounds familiar.
>>
>>83824235
That's what i'm thinking
>>
reeeeeeeeeeee the episodes go by too fast
>>
end of the episode lads
>>
midget joe rogan needs to chill the fuck out
>>
Joe Rogan on twin peaks
>>
This episode was dark and boring
At least Hawk found the missing pages from Laura's diary
>>
I need a gif of the midget killing.
>>
good episode desu
>>
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>>83824252
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>
Bob in the audience
>>
How long does it take for the torrent of the new ep to come out after the episode airs? I might stay up if I can download/watch it by 2:00am ET
>>
>>83824213
Cooper=/pol/
Dougie=/tv/
Midget=/tpg/

Think about it
>>
>>83824224
Looked like pages from Laura's diary?
>>
>>83824207
>>83824245
Also Faraday from Lost
>>
Diane's full name is Diane Evans
>>
IKE THE SPIKE!!!!!
>>
>>83824280
I need a webm of that kid getting run over
>>
YOU CAN'T IKE THE SPIKE
>>
so is anything going to happen before episode 8? They should have just released these four episodes at a time
>>
>>83824296
Cooper is probably the guy making all the Kennedy conspiracy posts
>>
fuck these dumb song endings. Waste of space with bad songs. Just running down the time. I feel like I'm watching like SNL or some shit with a live band to finish it off.
>>
> why did russia hack the election?
>>
this is bad, even for lynch
>>
Can someone explain what the insurance boss realized about the markings Cooper put on the paper?
>>
>>83824339
what? This is your first time watching Lynch stuff? You may as well quit now if you can't handle it
>>
Betting that the pages Hawk found are the ones from Laura's diary where she writes about Cooper being in the lodge.
>>
>>83824287
>>83824287

I mean it. It's like a good show that's good because it's made bad purposefully with intent but done well by true artists to show how absurd life is.
>>
This was the worst episode of the season so far desu
>>
My first thought is the papers are pages from the diary, including the one that says the Good Dale is in the lodge. I think Briggs left them there. He clearly didn't die when everyone thought he did and has been up to all kinds of stuff until someone finally got him recently.
>>
>Sharon Van Etten

Nice
>>
>>83824345
The first one with The Chromatics was kino but the rest have been terrible. Seems like Lynch is just shilling his musician friends.
>>
THE SPIKE
>>
>>83824389
i was thinking as well its from laura's diary
>>
>>83824339
Just leave already you impatient fag.
>>
>>83824394
I thought it was great. I dunno what you watched.
>>
>>83824235
Obviously
>>
>>83824377

Well at an insurance company any disturbing information must relate to fraud.
>>
>>83824394
That midget assassin scene was pure kino. This was the best episode of the season.
>>
>>83824377

Global Zionist conspiracy
>>
>>83823522
>coop will listen to the tapes to remember himself
>>
Can't wait for Chad's death scene
>>
New thread

>>83824452
>>83824452
>>83824452
>>
I-I don't have any idea where this is going anymore.
>>
>>83823214
you feel like you're the fucking tits and need to talk at every opportunity, to the point where you come out with some truly insane shit, it's fun for half an hour until you really feel like having some more. In fact, all you can think about is more, it's never really out of your mind.
It's objectively the worst drug to take.
>>
the midget assassin thing was terrible, what is lynch thinking?
>>
>>83824380
No I actually like it, but what's the point of releasing one episode a week if they're not going to advance the plot? As I understand it they want to bring back the "watercooler discussion" effect but episode 5 and 6 did not give too much to speculate, while the first four episodes were pretty focused on specific things and advanced them at a pretty fast pace
>>
>>83824377
The name anthony sinclair was on many documents, maybe its some made up name tom sizemore uses when he puts in fraudulent claims, he looked nervous when the boss wanted to see dougie plus coop called him a liar last time
>>
>>83824457
>>83824460
It wasnt outright bad and did have some standout moments but all the scenes will Harry Dean Stanton were really bad.
>>
>>83824389
But it was in the guys bathroom?
>>
ahahaha
I wasn't in this thread
>>
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>>83824301
kek
>>
Somebody please webm the midget killing spree
>>
>>83824512
Thanks
>>
>>83824389
>something's missing

Yep
>>
>>83824460
I love his reaction to bending the ice pick
>>
>>83822061
>The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
>Henry David Thoreau
>>
>>83824407
i don't get why everyone is satisfied with the "died in a fire" thing bobby thinks happened. that is literally the most military-cover-up story i've ever heard in a piece of fiction.

i'd bet money he had to fake his death or was forced to in order to continue his lodge investigations
>>
>>83824102
>FUCK GENE KELLY
>>
So Mike is trying to help Cooper "wake up" I'm assuming that means get his memories back but he also is trying to keep him from getting killed I assume. What I want to know is why Cooper was allowed to be released. If these guys feed off of pain and sorrow then it can't be a good reason.
>>
>>83824729
Mike wants to stop BOB from hogging all the garmonbozia. Releasing Coop was the only way to do it.
>>
>>83824225
You now 30+ year Olds are considered millenia right
>>
>>83824207
That would explain why he bitched out so easily. Couldn't stand up to a suburban housewife let alone a German soldier.
>>
>>83825026
Millenial means anybody that's younger than me doing things I don't like.
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