Movies that couldn't be made today

Aren't they remaking this movie?

>>83821755

Get ready for another Dwayne Johnson "passion project", fucker.

>>83821755
why don't we get cool posters like this anymore?

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>>83821780
>>83821795
What??

>>83821819

The artists are ready and raring to go but they just don't get the call.

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>>83821819

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>>83821755

>>83821897
Hell yeah, seeing how police brutality is such a touchy subject nowadays.

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>>83821819
this is a badass poster

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The cast and everyone who worked on it are all dead and movies have to have synchronized sound with the actors' voice and be in colour now. Literally impossible!

>>83821986
he's not that big, false advertising

>>83822018
still a badass poster

>>83821898
>AYO WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT

>>83821780
Fuck why do they have to ruin this one too

>>83822018
Kurt Russell isn't as big as that poster makes him out to be either >>83821755 he is normal sized not bigger than a lorry

>>83821940
imagine this scene's reception today with numale critics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xjr2hnOHiM

>>83822084
He had a big heart though, its metaphorical

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>>83822093
The fact the criminal is black would make modern audiences think that there's a hidden message about superior race or some shit.

>>83821780
No they're remaking road house but with a female instead

>>83822248
I just looked it up. It sounds like dogshit.

>>83822208
kek, the only thing i would change in a remake is getting the darkest skin nigger and having dirty harry blow his head off

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>>83822588

Django Unchained

>>83822980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rcIJIWqYmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0NTCpzgfM

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no comment
do not engage

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>>83823531

>>83823607
im scared right now i always thought the 4chan stories of that stuff were a myth

>>83823531
delet urself

>>83823692
its ok
just delete your hard drive and it'll be fine

>>83822093
What a great fucking scene.
This does it, I have to complete this series of movies. I love Clint.

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pic very related

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Well they got the all day breakfast at mcdonalds now.

>>83821755
Top Gun

>>83821755
The Thing

Not a single woman