IT'S NOT FAIR

>>83819729
Alec Baldwin pls go

>>83819729
Awh shit son, is that Mastercard in the background? I got me one of those in my wallet.

>>83819729
I'd like to hold him at knifepoint and have him describe to me her pussy and butthole in detail

>>83819729

I didn't know but she totally looks the type who would go for a gross little jew manlet desu

Didn't she lose her virginity to him and shit? I know she lost it when she was 25 or something. You gotta keep in mind she was a squat little fat Greek until she was on SNL for awhile. He just lucked out.

>>83819729
>>83822256
That's right boys, this is your best shot. Stop waiting around for a 10/10 bombshell thst will literally never come. Just settle for some short, nerdy, unpopular, ugly fatty and hope that she turns in to Tina Fey. Who knows, it might happen. It's the best chance you've got.