You are Uma Thurman in this instant What do you do, next?

>you will never have this much confidence

>>83818296
Undress. When i'm me again I can fap to the news footage

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>>83818330
>you will never have this much autism

Imagine being Uma in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Quentin, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body, balding head and horrific monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Uma and not only stand on that red carpet while Quentin flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his autism and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, QUENTIN TARANTINO DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Gary Oldmans and Ethan Hawkes and later alleged Killed Bills (TM) for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Bahston. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his giant forehead as he furrows it to writhe suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "auteur-esque (for that is what he calls himself)" directing, the directing he didn't go to film school for but learned watching flicks in the previous decades. And then the photographers call for another encore, and you know you could kill every single person here before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Uma. You're not going to lose your future Foot Kino career over this. Just bear it. Hide your feet and bear it.

>>83818296
Travolta looked like he was into it. Probably wanted to go to a spa with Tarantino.

Pretend I don't know him.

Finger my pussy