/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

If you twist every positive thing in Briggs' vision you end up with the Purple Room.

"There seemed to emanate from it a light, from within this gleaming, radiant marble."
Inverts to darkness, everything in shadow
"I had known this place. I had, in fact, been born and raised there, and this was my first return—a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being."
Obviously Cooper is lost in this new space, it is not home or safe.
"There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference."
The stylistic disconnect between the fireplace area and the industrial roof, not to mention the spatial discontinuity.
"Returning to the house’s grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy."
Male offspring vs female parent, complete inversion, and 'mother' did not seem to be happy and carefree, more angry and determined

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I don't think Lynch was subtle enough here

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You can't show marble tits on youtube?

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>>83814820

BUT the song and LOCATION
from FWWM is PINK ROOM

>>83815001
It's a joke. Lynch censored those youtube episodes himself. He's just taking the piss out of all those people who would watch the episode on youtube even though the real nudity would be censored.

I don't try to understand the abstract sequences, I just groove on the aesthetics and post bowies.

>>83815029
And where is Denise?

>>83815072
Don't say her name

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AAH AAAH AAH AAAH

Rhonda best girl.

>>83815091
she was DEA

>>83815029
Diane?

>>83815001
American puritanism runs deep

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>>83815112
AGYAGYAGYAGAYAGYAGAY

>>83815177
lil is diane

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TUMBLR GUIDE TO POSTING:

UGHHHHHHH LOW RATINGS

THAT GIRL IS UGLY

THERE IS NO LORE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IT'S ALL ABSTRACT

THERE ARE NO ABSTRACT PARTS IT'S ALL COOP'S DREAM CAUSED BY UFOS

LLLLLOWWWWW RRRRRAAATINGGGGZZZZ

UGH THE SUPERNATURAL

UGH POLICE PROCEDURAL

UUUUUGGGHHH WHY IS JOSIE IN A DOORKNOB

JUDYPOSTING IS CANCER

DON'T WATCH FWWM

BTW I SHIP THESE CHARACTERS

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I want an all James episode
If Lynch wants to be ironic and laught at the autistic fans, what better way?

>>83815186
degenerate

Is this the thread where we pretend the new twin peaks isn't shit and say LYNCHED! to everyone that disagrees?

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>tfw its another whole hour of Dougie Jones
cant wait

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>>83815240

>>83815197
Do you have the head smash from last episode?

HOW MANY HOURS?

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

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>>83815248

Finally going to watch the missing pieces lads

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It seems we should see Big Ed tonight.

>>83815278
MY BRAIN IS BLAAAAAANK

>>83815269
LIVE RIGHT NOW
>LIVE RIGHT NOW
CHECK THE STREAM

>>83815315
it is like another FWWM

>>83815042
No he didn't

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who else blazes before watching Twin Peaks?

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>>83815269
4hours and 35minutes
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/

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>>83815240
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83815383
degenerate

>>83815320
>using imdb episode credits as a source

>>83815255
I'll make one.

>>83814992
*dudn't

doppelcoop gets out of the Lodge, goes straight to Major Briggs & does *something* with him.
consider this: If BOBs plan had worked out, Laura would have been his new host. And Laura's boyfriend was Bobby Briggs. So BOBLaura would have been able to get close to Major Briggs.
Major Briggs was BOB/The Black Lodges target all along.

>>83815383
DUDE

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How about a truckload full of valium?

>>83815383
DUDE

>>83815383
DUDE

>>83815424
>implying he wouldn't have just knocked on the major's door as Leland

Bad theory

>>83815383
>>>/facebook/
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>83815383
Why do normies have to tell everyone every time they are high?

>>83815320
these have been like 90% wrong

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>>83815383
My nigga.

Is the black booty in this episode?

>>83815466
nah why would he tell Leland jack shit?
his son's new wife however...

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Buenos Aires leaked scene

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>>83814988
Is covfefe the White Lodge's gormonbozia?

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Who Bookhouse boys here?

>>83815528
>thinking bob NEEDS to know anything

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>>83815591

>>83815424
Bob is Bobby now, Bobby was the last person who saw Dopplecoop before he left Twin Peaks when he went to speak to Briggs, and despite being in his early 40s he has white hair similar to what happened to Leland.

>But he appeared in Dopplecoop last episode

Bob was able to partially posses Laura while stop inhabiting Leland, the process is just not complete. Hence Dopplecoop asking Bob if he's still with him.

>>83815622
well he sure WANTS those coordinates & maybe he gets them tonight

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>that awkward scene where Lynch writes himself into a make-out scene with a young actress, complete with a cuckolded boy.

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Will /ourguy/ get his revenge on Dougie tonight?

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>>83815666

>>83815561
Only a select few know this

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83815688
>tfw you secretly like the tea latte but still think it's a drink for women and faggots.

>>83815561
>covfefe
normie meme, get out

>>83815437
watch it chrissy

Stream where?

>>83815320
you bet

>>83815660
>Bob is Bobby now
The hair & propinquity are insufficient evidence at present. I do suspect dopplecoop will use knowledge of Bobby killing the drug courier deputy to use him tho.

>>83815666
I'm sad this scene will never have the same impact as it did on the first watch. It was pretty devastating when I thought that was the real Coop. Coop being trapped in the lodge all this time is pretty depressing too though.

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>>83815809

>>83815666
What a sexy man

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>>83815437

Was Kafka loyel to his capo?

>>83815755
>55
N-NANI?!

>>83815666

This scene is revolutionary, name something as cool as this

>>83815688

you mean dougie stole this guy's coffee? DROPPED

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Why do 4ch nerds get so cunty about weed?
Is it because you need to leave the house to get some?

Anyway, saving this for later

>>83816023
>as cool as this
Gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wfNdqxGl3E

>>83816068
It's just the telling everyone about it. You're like vegans.

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Sheriff Truman I'm BOBBY

>>83816068
No one gives a shit about degenerates smoking weed. The problem is that fucking degenerate weed-smoking faggots have to talk about it all the time and inject it into everything. Weedfags are like /pol/ pushing their shit everywhere all the time.

>>83816068

dude bro, i got weed bro.,, 420 everyday man

>>83816023
this: >>83815197

>>83816122

you don't get to bring judy

>>83815383
FELLOW

>>83815168
She was undercover FBI brainlet

>>83816068
its just quentin

time for one of these
S1 > S2(1-10) >FWWM > S2(11-22) >S3

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>>83816068

someone clue me in on a stream for the new ep. tonight?

>>83816206
no new ep tonight- cancelled due to gay rights protests

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>>83816130

I have to go through you virgins ''tfw no gf'' or ''blacked'' posts all the time, why can't I talk about weed from time to time?

>>83815248
oh jesus christ

>>83816196
S3 (so far) > S2 (1-10) > S1 > FWWM > S2(11-22)
This is the correct order.

>>83815555
Lmao

On a more serious note What if they actually replace Jeffries with a monkey?

>>83816068
DUDE DID I TELL YOU I SMOKE WEED ALREADY?

>>83816248
Women produce the next generation. Weed degenerates produce nothing. kys

where can I catch up on the episodes for s3?

>>83816206

don't listen to this retard >>83816231

try these: nausea. club dtvdothtml

brettygood dot com

>>83816248
Those are some gay ass loud speakers my man.

>>83816272
>Women produce the next generation.
women will be obsolete by the next generation

weedfags will control the world through their third eye

>>83816023
https://youtu.be/yrRnzMfxC7s

>>83816307
>weedfags in any way on the level of shroomers
proof weed makes you stupid

>>83816272
>Women produce the next generation.

you're right and you'll never get one, why post ''tfw no gf''? It's not like you have a chance

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was this man an absolute maverick of his time?

Can't enjoy TP if you're not addicted to codeine like me desu

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>>83816350
If Dougie can woo this I can do anything.

>>83816180
not by the time the draw was made

>>83816068
DUDE

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>>83816279
thanks my dude.

>>83816367
Dougie is retarded but he hasn't lost his facial aesthetics, what do you got?

>>83816340
shrooms are false enlightenment

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Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

>>83816340
Joe Rogan smokes it and he's brilliant

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CAPABLANCA

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GRAND THEFT AUTO

THE LOG LADY STOOOOLE MY TRUCK

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>>83816436

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Why did Pete spank Laura in FWWM?

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>>83816068
Yeah we get it m8. You smoke weed. Everyone smokes fucking weed.

Do you think coffee drinkers need to announce every time they're about to drink a cup?

Should I let you know that I'm about to make a cup of tea? No because no one fucking cares.

Enjoy the reddit spacing.

>>83816503

laura put the fish in the percolator

>>83816503
She was the town bike

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>>83815383
I smoke 2 cigs before watching, blaze up while watching, then smoke 3 cigs after the episode, while muttering what the fuck and contemplate what the fuck I just watched.

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That scene where Leo gets the remote to his shock-collar and accidentally electrocutes himself thinking he can zap Windom Earle.

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>>83816355
WINDOMINATED

>>83816529
>Do you think coffee drinkers need to announce every time they're about to drink a cup?

You kidding, right?
Plenty of posts like this:

>how do you guys take your coffee
>is black coffee any good?
>Imma drink black coffee during the episode
>How do I into black coffee?

Excuse me anon, but you shouldn't eat meat or use any animal products. Thanks.

>>83816572
DUDE

>>83816596
Retarded Leo + Windom Earle scenes were kino


Prove me wrong

>>83816639
DUDE

>>83816681
This is where we live, Leo

>>83816681
I can't, because they were

>>83816068
because it's obvious you don't respect the medium

>>83815001
reminder that we once had a secretary of state that covered up marble statue tits irl

>>83816721
It's not heroin, it's weed

>>83816755
You stay away from my precious heroin dirty weedfag

whos streaming tonite boys

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>>83816781

Hey guys I smoke weed I'm pretty cool huh? :)

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What's /tv/ cooking up tonight?

Hey i like weed, am i cool yet?

>>83816850
Cherry pie and some damn fine coffee. :)

>>83816826
>>83816864
Hey guys fuck weedfags haha I fit in right?

>>83816874
I had homemade cherry pie yesterday, pretty darn good. Wish there was some more left.

>>83816826
Heh, definitely my fellow stoner xD Have you seen the latest H3H3 video? Ha, man Ethan is so funny. Alright, I've got to go see Tyrone so I can get some grass and BLAZE UP before Twin Peaks is on. Later dude.

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>over 3 hours to go
im losing my fucking mind

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>>83816895
DUDE

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>/tpg/ - dude weed lmao

>>83816951
funny how all the shitposts are coming from the people who get triggered when someone mentions weed. if they didn't freak out on sight it would've been 2-3 posts tops

>>83816355
Twin Peaks jumped the shark so hard and fast

>>83816874
>>83816915
I think I'm going to meme it up as well and make a cherry pie tomorrow before watching the new episode

>>83816950
>the old normiefag meme of weed causes brain damage

Reefer Madness is kino lololol

>>83815397

that backward magazine pisses the hell out of me

some fuckwit moron armorer can't put a fucking magazine the correct way into a fucking gun

how fucking incompetent do you have to be shitstain

>>83816976
Updated joke: A marine, a cross-fitter, a vegan, and a pothead walk into a bar. I know this because they all felt the need to tell me.

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What does these mean?

"{{{{Gordon{they{{{{{ere{{{Elly{{{the{dwar{{{{{it's{{{{{-- "

"{{{{{Jeffries{{{is{t{{{{{ou?{{{{{" = Jeffries is that you?

>>83816850
Are green tea lattes and blunts the le coffee and pie of season 3?

>>83816529
>Do you think coffee drinkers need to announce every time they're about to drink a cup?
I know a fucking faggot that does this all the fucking time.
>go to hard school
>everyone loses sleep all the fucking time
>some niggers brag about it
>"oh dude, i had to drink so much coffee just to stay awake last night hahaha"
>and then that niggercunt i know
>just to fit in, talks about how he takes his coffee black, how milk/cream and sugar is for children
Jesus Christ, I want to punch the ever loving jizz out of his cock with my Thinkpad every time he mentions his coffee obsession.

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>Canada won't legalize weed even after voting in dudeweed the prime minister

>/tpg/ derailers and anti-Lynch shitposters hate weed

>Trump wants legalization and taxation

>/pol/ wants legalization and taxation

Really brews your covfefe

>>83817019
no, they're green tea lattes and blunts

>>83816950
>tfw don't have totality yet to fully understand David's work

>>83816992
is Lynch a normiefag?

which is the gayest coffee?

>>83816950
>thinks everyone does drugs to "expand le consciousness and for no other reason

>>83817040
Just because I want it to be legal, doesn't mean weedfags aren't obnoxious

>>83817040
>no one hates weed, just weed smokers
>weed-smokers continuously misunderstand this because their thoughts are clouded by weed
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>83817055
Coffee with any sweeteners. half and half only.

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>>83817001

It's a meme, you dip.

>>83817055
Coffee with half and half
1/2 tablespoon of heavy cream is all you need

>>83817081
except you fags take it too far the other way and chimp out worse than 420fags if someone wants to bring it up casually. trust me, nobody likes obnoxious 420fags, least of all actual normal potsmokers

>>83816992
He won't touch any drug that isn't nicotine and caffeine, he even walked out on a psychiatrist when he tried to put him on a prescription

>>83817081
normiefag

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>>83816950
Damn he based

>>83817086
>not taking it black as midnight on a moonless night

fucking milk drinkers

>>83816950
>we all want expanded consciousness

DUDE
THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>>83817123
how about 1/2 tablespoon of milk ?

>>83817046
upvoted

>>83817135
He drinks alcohol, that's a drug, AH!

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I'm watching the E3 to pass the time, I don't even care about videogames but watching /v/ sperg over them is hilarious.
What are you doing to pass the time, /tpg/?

>>83817159
>memes xD
Nah. I like just a splash of half and half in my coffee, faggot.

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>>83816950
Did James have expanded consciousness?

>>83816992
Weed does fuck up several neural receptors yes.

>>83817191
Shitposting while csgo tournament or some shit is on in the background. I want to go smoke (my tobacco pipe, NOT weed, fags) but I haven't had anything to eat today and when I smoke on an empty stomach I get the shakes even worse than I already have (I have mild parkinsons)

>>83815218
4chan guide to posting

NORMIES GOT L Y N C H E D last episode

>>83817191
Nothing wrong with a glass of red wine to go with your quinoa

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>>83817191
those are legal drugs!1!!11!!

>>83817176
Dilutes the coffee too much

>>83817191
toehead detected

those drugs are legal

>>83817244
>I have mild parkinsons

jeez louise, I'm sorry man, how old are you?

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>>83817261
>>83817280

>>83817300
22 next mmont. It came on rather suddenly. I was a very active and rather normal person, going to college and excited to be going Officer Candidate School after I graduate. Then...boom. Here I am now, in pain most every waking moment, spazing out like a fucking freak. Fun stuff. I don't get out much now.

>>83817355
month**
I try to make the best the situation, but it's not easy.

I just want Laura Dern to show up, lads.

>>83817192
been shitposting here and listening to music or reading Don DeLillo's White Noise for most of the day

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>all these weedfags getting LYNCHED

>>83817381
what kind of music?

How necessary is viewing Fire Walks with Me to get a grasp on what's going on in the new season? I heard it was a sub-par film

>>83817403
necessary as fuck

>>83817403
why don't you just watch it, it's dope

>>83817402
The Moon Lay Hidden Beneath a Cloud and Der Blutharsch. basically medieval/militaristic ambient music. kind of a nostalgia trip as it's stuff I used to listen to a ton in high school.

>>83817403

C R E M E D
O
R
N

>>83814933
episode 6 out yet for us rowdybros?

where can you watch it?

>>83817355
Hang in there bro

>>83817192
Shit I forgot about E3
Maybe Ill start caring about vidya again

Sad that I have to wait til tomorrow to watch it and will miss out on all the fresh memes

>>83817192
reading the secret history of twin peaks. it basically makes twin peaks into x-files. hope that doesn't happen....(frost is a hack)

>>83817040
My dick

>>83817403

Watch it, it's fucking incredible piece of art

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>>83817508
Thanks lad

>>83817216
he has the opposite. expanded stupidity. he can't read and stares off into space for hours at a time.

Does anyone have that webm of bobby walking backwards in fwwm?

>>83817403
>I heard it was a sub-par film
You heard wrong

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>>83817544

>>83817519

Yeah I hope they don't work project bluebook into the show and have Major Briggs receive a message from space about Cooper.

>>83817355

thoughts and prayers with you, hope your family's ok. it must be fucking devastating, sorry to hear you're suffering

FUCK i wasn't expecting to get emotional and upset in a twin peaks thread

Can't wait for another hour of the adventures of Dougie Jones, who knows what hilarious japes Dougie will get up to this week? Perhaps he will be going to a restaurant and amusingly messing up the order due to being cognitively paralyzed - to great hilarity. Or maybe him, Janey-E and Sonny Jim will go to a theme park? Man, I love Twin Peaks.

>>83817629
helloooooo

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>>83817560
You just gave me a reason to post this masterpiece of a scene, thanks

>the guy in the red jacket

>>83817607
fuck off mark you hack

>>83817593
Why do I have a sudden urge to punch this clown to his annoying looking face? ITS SO PUNCHABLE

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>>83816529

>>83817629
hes going to get home and fuck Naomi Watts until she starts making silly faces

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>>83817403
I put off watching Fire Walk With Me for ages because I heard Cooper wasn't in very much of it.

It's a damn good movie.

>>83817612
Thank you, friend. I try to make the best of the situation. Be happy, twin peaks is on in only a few hours :)

>>83817691
Implying you could even hope to harm someone as cool as james

>>83817244
>>83817300
>>83817355
I have a Parkinsonsfu. she vlogs about her condition. it's super cute.

>>83817355
sorry about your condition man, and nice dubs

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The only thing weird so far in the new series is just how wide Kyle MacLachlan's frown got

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>>83817693

>>83815688
s-should I try green tea latte?

w-will I like it?

>>83817801
just don't leave the tea bag in like these scrubs, you'll just end up with metallic tasting lettuce water

>>83816721
He also doesn't respect the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity.

>>83817665
I GOT A REAL INDICATION

>>83815219
there already is a fan cut that assembles his S2 plot into a single 45 minute long episode (the intro is like 5 minutes of him riding his bike to pad it out lol). it used to be on youtube.

it's absolute, unadulterated kino.

>>83817794
>>83817261
Irene a cute

>>83817866
sauce me, I love James

>>83817866
>>83817913
it got taken down:

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/james-hurley-spinoff-fanedit/

ask for it on dugpa forums and someone will hook you up -- although they'll probably think you're a James fetish freak and will put you on a list.

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>>83817693
ayy

>>83817996
>can't use hastags properly

Believable

>>83817693
Someone make a Cooper edit of this
>visiting Caroline's grave, how could I have let this happen?

>>83814933
How are you guys watching tp? I've been torrenting but I want to watch the next episode live on showtime on my PC, but it took me to a "how do you want showtime" and it's just offering an add on for services like hulu, apple, PS Vue, android, I just wanna subscribe and watch in browser, am I doing something wrong?

>>83817381

White Noise is a masterpiece

Have you read Underworld?

>>83818086
you can't
so use amazon, it is 11 for amazon + 9 for showtime
are you american?

>>83817403
>I heard it was a sub-par film
Did you like Mulholland Drive and/or Inland Empire, if yes then you are going to like FWWM also. It's weirder and more disjointed than the original series.

>>83818155
Can I use my PC with amazon then? I don't have any amazon fire devices. I just started an amazon prime trial yesterday coincidentally, British btw.

>>83818125
Not that guy but I loved White Noise and hated Underworld. Underworld felt like DeLillo trying to get too cute. The dialogue was very unnatural with characters who should be strangers being overly familiar with each other.

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>>83818219
>actually liking FWWM

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When will we see Diane's doppelganger again?

Kinda want one for Christmas. It's the new Talkboy.

>>83818248
I don't know how amazon uk is streaming live like amazon us
I have proxy to stream from us tho

yes, it runs on the web browser

>>83818248

you can, i've watched twin peaks on my pc using showtime live on their website

>>83817040
>weed lmao fag
>hideous waifu
It adds up.

>>83818269
FWWM is the best thing the Twin Peaks franchise ever produced.

FWWM > Season 3 > Season 2 > Season 1 > Jennifer Lynch Novel > Mark Frost Novel

>>83818248
Twin Peaks airs on Sky Atlantic for free?

If you don't have Sky you can use Now TV.

>>83818269
FWWM > Blue Velvet > Lost Highway > Mullholland Dr > Dune > Eraserhead

I hope xfinity posts the episode early again, like last week.

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Post essential Lynch songkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tTDxSdudNM

>>83818306
I'm sorry but the best episodes of Twin Peaks combined are much better than FWWM

Season 2 Premiere + Season2 Episode 7 + Season 2 Finale >>>>>>>>>>>>>FWWM

>>83818361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-uwLho9n34

>>83818369
'no'

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>>83818369
you're not really sorry.

>>83818361

that voice...

Did they dub over James with the voice of David fucking Lynch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE

>>83818369

Wrong.Those episodes are great though. FWWM is a masterpiece.

>>83818361
>>83818388
I feel quite annoyed that everyone knows about lynchs music. i liked it before it was cool baka

good song choices tho

Why did Naomi Watts kill Major Briggs and feed him their wedding ring?

>>83818357
Just checked but it's not there yet.

>>83818361
I wish there was more Lynch music in the new season. He doesn't really need Badalamenti anymore, he did a good enough job on Inland Empire.

https://youtu.be/EXhurf0NaVg?t=143

>>83816639
How do I purify street heroin so that I can correctly meter my dosage and enjoy Twin Peaks As The Designers Intended®©™?

>>83818464

All his music sounds the same to me. It's like he's in love with one specific sound he heard as a kid in the 50s and just keeps recreating it over and over.

>>83818441
forgot my personal fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaM2htAECTg

>>83815278
>Leland is an incestuous rapist murderer
>encounters his daughter's lookalike all alone in the house
>doesn't rape her
>doesn't brutalize her
>just dances really awkwardly with her and then she dies
Literally one of the worst scenes in the entire series.

Fantano review

>https://youtu.be/YvcQAEJ6AvU
>https://youtu.be/YvcQAEJ6AvU

>>83818515
Disagree. Crazy Clown Time is blues rock but the debut album was a lot more electronic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IugOfDBWcGc

>>83818552

what are you talking about? That is a shocking, horrifying scene that is probably one of the best in the entire series.

>>83818342
horrible taste

>>83818442
Evil Coop is trying to frame Dougie as the killer so he can roam free under the radar, maybe?

>>83818557
you better be being ironic.

>>83818563
The Big Dream*

>>83818581
>shocking, horrifying scene
Literally how? Nothing happens.

>>83818552
Something makes me doubt that a violent rape would have gotten a pass for 1991 television.

>>83818552
>>doesn't brutalize her
uhh, don't you remember when he was punching her repeatedly in the face and then smashed her head into a painting??

>>83818342
>no wild at heart
>because its shit
good ranking

>>83815315
watch the fwwm q2 edit

>>83818342

Mulholland Dr > Blue Velvet > Inland Empire > FWWM > Lost Highway > Eraserhead > Wild at Heart > The Straight Story > The Elephant Man > Dune

>>83818638
...n-no?

>>83818649
Just watched fwwm tho don't know if I want to rewatch it

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>>83818648
it's my favorite film, faggot

>>83818552
I don't think Lynch is into graphic rape scenes. If you watch Blue Velvet, Frank raping Dorothy is weird and horrifying as hell but basically he's just shoving and dry humping her.

>>83818648
>won the Palm d'Or
>Nicolas ragin' Cage
>epic tier Laura Dern
>"shit"

how very pleb of you

>>83818628

You don't need to depict gratuitous bloodshed in order to make something look vicious and frightening. The punches to the face and the way the entire sequence is filmed, especially with the cuts to Bob sucking on her face, are nightmarishly disturbing. It is a deeply upsetting scene to watch.

>>83817040
>muh I want marihuana REGULATED
Just like those idiots who demanded e-cigarettes get regulated. FDA deems them tobacco, takes effect soon. Have fun with the ATF fucking shooting your dogs now for having nicotine juice with no tax stamp. I'm sure you'll enjoy when ATFE becomes ATFEM also and only the Jew and disgusting rapper niggers are allowed to earn, driving all small family farmers out of business.

>>83818295
Thanks just had a look now, they just took one look at my U.K billing address and was like no not for you. Puerto Rico is fine though apparently.

I was happy to pay but fuck em, I'll keep pirating out of spite.
Is there a faster way to get the episode than torrents?

>>83818655
>Wild at Heart > The Straight Story > The Elephant Man > Dune
nigga are you on the pipe?

anything>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wild at heart

>>83818729

Wild at Heart is good brah. The only weak or bad movies Lynch has made are Elephant Man and Dune.

>>83818697
I really like the sound of the record player stuck on the runout groove in the background as well. Just that repetitive clicking becomes horribly ominous after the Giant's "It is happening again."

>>83815688
Why did Dougie call that guy a liar?

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>>83818690

How would the rape scene go if Lynch directed ''Irreversible''?

>>83818740
Lynch is butthurt over what happened with dune but it was good. Better than most trash released today.

>>83818740
>Elephant Man
>weak or bad

there needs to be some kind of aptitude test before people can post in here. jesus christ.

>>83818659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TkHDAygVbs

>>83818740
>elephant man
>weak
>not top 3 lynch

stop watching movies

>>83818749
it would be backwards and she'd spooge into his pee hole.

>>83818676
call for help

tfw no comcast early access this time

>>83818749
The lights will flicker more and more as the scene progresses and there will be a lot more white noise.

What the fuck was edgelords problem at the end of EP5

>>83818712
you can add phony US address and you are good to go for he fist week
next week the billing will fail and you are off

>>83818758

I don't think it's good. It definitely has really amazing stretches but it becomes incredibly messy as it goes along. Definitely still worth a watch though.

>>83818761

It is so preachy and melodramatic. There's also no reason for it to exist when Freaks basically deals with the same ideas and is far better. It's not terrible but it feels very simplistic and didactic for Lynch.

tfw no streambro

>>83818319
Now TV get the episodes live even in UK? I'll sign up now if true

>>83818776

>Elephant Man
>great
>anywhere near top 3 lynch

stop watching movies

>>83818609
I asked that question as a red herring. Evil Coop had nothing to do with that. The ring was stuffed into that corpse's stomach by the thing that came out of the glass box, the thing that missed Evil Coop in New York.

He wants to be with BOB again. He wants the FBI (who will be notified) to know that Real Cooper is in Nevada, and to find him. He wants the Doppelganger to die. The Doppelganger wants to live, Doppelganger would never leave such a clue.

>>83818805
>>83818830
>reddit spacing
Go back.

>>83818801
doesn't sound good, but thanks for the advice nevertheless.
Someone said NOW TV so I'm trying that

>>83818746

Same reason he picked all the winning slot machines.

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>>83818847
>reddit spacing

>>83815218
>>83815248
Would be funny if someone mixed this scene with dougie needing to piss and pissing.

>>83818649
>watch FWWM
>watch Missing Pieces
>edit them together in my mind
Brainlet Q2 edit can suck the root. My Q∞ mental edit is superior to the ∞ degree.

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2 HOURS 15 MINUTOS

theres no way that many slot machines were ready to load out super jackpots. the casino wouldve been fucked with or without him. so that means he was actually making them win with lodge magick

So how is Coop going to regain his memories? Lots of people thought the coffee did it, but obviously it's going to take more than that.

>>83818883
lol
I want to pay them, because they will know that TP is the reason for the subscription and money goes to Lynch
so I payed a virtual credit card that comes with us address

>>83818945
It's going to require Rhonda's concentrated pussy juice.

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>>83818693
>won the Palm d'Or
the same faggots booed fwwm, an actually good film
>Nicolas ragin' Cage
oh good, his schtick never gets tiresome
>epic tier Laura Dern
'We need a chick whos so hot, you can believe a man will go to any lengths for her'
Lynch casts pic related
Bobby Peru is fun tho, I dug him

Just got NOW TV, will the episode air at the same time as for US showtime viewers?
Sorry for spamming thread with questions, this is the last one.

>>83818746
Because the Lodge showed him that the guy is doctoring mob burnouts for organized crime so that they can earn from insurance after burning places out. Arson was the cause. The Lodge wants Doug to do well at work so this week he will be shown to be right about the liar.

Dunno why he interpreted green as liar, he's got the Sight or something despite being a retard. That theory about AC vs DC current has something to it, since Missing Pieces midget Arm clearly said that they descended from pure air UP AND DOWN aka 60 Hz AC cycle E LEC TRI CI TY.

>>83818945
I suspect Sheryl Lee will be playing a new character as well, maybe they'll run into each other and her resemblance to Laura will be a plot point again?

>>83816367
Wife material.

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>all of this hate on Dune
I've never read the book completely, but the movie was still awesome. Way better than that sci-fi channel version from years ago. Visually it was amazing, I loved how Westwood studios kept with it in Dune 2/Dune 2000.

>>83818990
>Just got NOW TV
why lmao, it's terrible

>>83818812
I'll be posting a stream link in /tpg/ just before it starts

>>83819001
>they descended from pure air UP AND DOWN aka 60 Hz AC cycle E LEC TRI CI TY
this is the dumbest thing I've read.

>>83816367
I have a really small cock but I know this woman wouldn't care about my 2 incher.

>>83818990
yes

>>83819015
is the book any good?

>>83819021
for twin peaks

>>83818985
because FWWM is a sequel/prequel
you can enjoy it alone, but it does not work properly by itself

>>83819058

That's not true. Why would that matter though? People at Cannes walking into a movie that names itself as a prequel/continuation of a tv show should probably take the trouble to actually watch that show.

Cannes is hilarious though. If a movie is booed half the time it'll mean it's actually a masterpiece.

>>83819040
Thanks, mind set to rest.

anyone streaming it

>>83819110
>cannes
>watching television

lmao, they're elitists

>>83818648
Wild at heart is one of lynch's best. It doesnt take itself too seriously and has great bits of lynchian madness in there. It is kind of similar to season one of twin peaks imo.

Just because muh imdb plebs didnt like it doesnt mean its not good. Try forming your own opinion.

New thread turds

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>>83819189
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>>83819157

yeah except for the fact that a lot of the people there are plebs

>>83819157
they gave Twin Peaks like an 8 minute standing ovation. they just hate Netflix.

>>83819056
you're better off watching a stream, it's probably higher quality and bitrate too.

>>83819138
keep a look out just before it starts, will post the link in /tpg/

>>83819025
Take it up with Lynch since he's said the key to understanding his work is alternating current electricity. Dumbass.