ITT: fap kinos
Meaning - fappable movies that are actually good.
The Dreamers
>>83814760
>movies that are actually good.
>The Dreamers
No
Broke Back Mountain.
>>83814659
Bridge to Terabithia
>>83814823
i unironically fapped while watching bbm. I was very ashamed afterwards.
>>83814659
Wolf of Wallstreet.
>>83814659
Motherfuckin Mullholland Drive
>>83814813
It's good for fapping.
>>83814948
How does one fap ironically?
>>83815031
Smirk and chortle occasionally at what you're watching while secretly using your imagination to reach orgasm
>>83814659
pic unrelated.
>>83815200
dios mio
watts is fucking top tier
>>83814659
post yfw youll never experience this
Y Tu Mamá También
I gotchu fampai
>>83814659
Im confused what exactly is a fap kino again?
>>83815526
erotic drama/thriller
>>83815559
nice taste
Story of O (1975)
>>83814659
>fapping
>>83815559
what does "erotic" mean thought exactly?
>>83815502
>"a brave and vulnerable performance"
What did Damon Wise of The Guardian mean by this?
blood for dracula is meme kino while still having some fap
>>83815864
imagine
>>83814659
>fapping to movies
>using the term "fap"
>>83815745
watch and find out
>>83815668
thanks
>>83815095
I love Jeremy Irons in this and Lolita.
THE HANDMAIDEN
>icanonlygetsoerect.tiff
obligatory
>>83816029
Well hello, beautiful
>>83815956
Fapping during movies is the patrician's answer to eating popcorn during movie
>>83816191
probably the only movie I've unironically fapped to, because the sex scenes are literally just porn, yet there's another layer of hotness to it knowing the girls aren't mentally damaged pornstars but just regular girls who wanted to be actresses and got tricked
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsimulated_sex
>>83816029
I wonder if Jake has ever fapped to this
>>83816191
Fap and feel.That final scene in the restaurant.;_;
How do I get an older woman fuckbuddy who loves literature as much as I do? My biggest fetish.
>>83815031
Fapping to or pretending to like Jamie lee Curtis.
>>83816029
Secretary is adorable erotic kino.
>Submissiveness
>Masochism
>Pencil skirts
>Typing skills
>Pissing yourself
>Bondage
>Self-harm
>Cake covering Gloria Gaynor
It has it all.
>>83814659
You young idiots have to watch things to get off.
Us old fucks use our imagination and its hotter than anything hollywoodtrash can produce
Tremors
PURE KINO and RooRoo's perky nips getting exposed and sucked on
>>83816029
I wish there was more films like this.
The Breakfast Club
pls no bully I hav flaregun in locker I wil use it
Eyes Wide Shut is kino on every level, including fap.
>>83816317
>porn
>you don't even see vaginas
>>83816029
What I came to post
>my parents watched this together when I was the room playing Runescape
>years later went back and watched it
>edged through 90% of the movie and came to the scene at the end where they get 'married' and he fucks her tied up to a tree
Thanks dad
>>83814813
I enjoy it :- ) but it is not a good movie
>>83817033
The plural of vagina is vaginae, actually my good sir
>>83815705
gods, it a bad movie for both,
>>83815864
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>83814659
Dracula Has Risen from the Grave
>>83815031
kek
>>83815559
Idk if I could fap to a movie that has Judi Dench in it. I'd feel like I was disappointing her.
>>83815996
>when she tries to rape her own mother
>>83814659
>
this bitch has nasty tits and a flabby body
>>83817504
Is that the chick that played Chandler's dad? How could you fap to that?
>that fucking monologue
had to pause and cum or else I wouldn't have ben able to concentrate for the rest of the film
>>83816764
hell yeah, that half naked minor got me hard af
>>83818019
>Is that the chick that played Chandler's dad?
Yes.
>How could you fap to that?
Because she was hot as fuck back in 1981 (especially when William Hurt is railing her up the ass).
>>83815023
Bad movie but decent faps if you're 15
>>83814659
Related but does anyone recommend any good romance films, preferably with a happy ending? I feel they are a complete rarity.
Dogtooth
>>83818427post the webm
>>83816661
>lesbian sex scene with cate blanchett
>non nude
watching that just pissed me off
>>83818437
I haven't seen the sequels to this yet but I like this one it's comfy
Catherine Breillat specializes in these kind of movies
>>83818862
The second one is the best one and the third one is terrible.
>>83815864
Whoa, Jamey Lee Curtis looks like THAT?Shes got a decent body there in my opinion, but holy shit her fucking face
>>83818577
is this kino?
thinking of watching it
>>83815996
Holy shit this. Seconding this.
not one of Antonioni's best but still a damn good movie
>>83819453
barely fappable and not kino
>>83816764
Man I have to rewatch this some time and try seeing it on a completely symbolic level. That shot you just posted reminded me of that.
>>83815044
>A film by Lena Dunham
not even once
Captcha: Select all images with cunny shorts.
>>83819808
not him but youre a faggot and a pleb
if you didnt enjoy Under the Skin in this decade of trash you should kill yourself
Room in Rome isn't horrible.
>>83818211
I've watched this 3 times and I still don't understand it. Am I retarded?
>>83819859
Obligatory.
Fap Kino you said? Posting the GOAT.
Beau Pere
>>83819956
>>83819995
>>83819878
Only turboplebs say things like terrible decade, there are more films than Hollywood kid
>>83820022
>>83820047
>>83820098
>>83820128
>>83820153
>>83815294
true
>>83820175
>>83820204
>>83814659
>ctrl+f
>no Unfaithful
I'm disappointed in you boys
>>83819814
read this thread first
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/85038469/
>>83820232
That's it for Malena. Like half of the webm's I have, are explicit. Anyway, posting sex scene kino.
>>83820336
>>83818973
The third one is great, it's just very different to the other two. Sunrise is about people falling in love, Sunset is about people reconnecting and giving love another shot, and Midnight is about how couples get sick of each other after years (although there is kind of a happy ending). The difference is jarring, and I didn't like it the first time I saw it, either, but then I got past that.
>>83820304
>That scene was filmed in a Rothschild mansion btw
Sorry pham, I stopped reading right there.
>>83820027
kek are you trying to appear clever? you dont like movies other than Hollywood trash
>>83820459
it's true though
>>83816317
>not mentally damaged
>lesbianism
>>83815146
>smirk and chortle
have done this before. kinda weird to recall
>>83820204
wtf I believe in God now
>>83820506
No you faggots, he rebuilt it to make it explicitly look like one of the Rothschilds' castles. That's a not so insignificant difference right there.
>>83820625
qt3.14 on the right
>>83820153
That's a great loop.
>>83816317
>agreeing to be naked on camera
>not mentally damaged
>>83819919
Can confirm. I mean idk about the plot, but I've fapped to it about a dozen times.
>>83820204
>>83820232
>>83820336
>With Monica I had a great relationship from the beginning, we talked about everything, obviously being 14 years old, after a couple of days you will begin meetings with Monica Bellucci to fall in love; this she understood and maintained this relationship of complicity to facilitate the work later. Well I was glad of this, Monica greeted me every morning with a little kiss on the lips, and it made me feel like her husband Vincent Cassel [Giuseppe smiles]. The film was turning into reality - a reality that I knew would fade when the film was released. This was good and made me feel safer at work, sometimes I feel Monica and I remember with great joy and satisfaction the moments spent with her.
>Fap kino thread
>Not posting webms or at least gifs
Another useless /tv/ thread I see. /tv/ has become a shithole lately.
>>83820868
Is that Poison Ivy?
>>83819919
>Dark as fuck, you can't literally see shit
What's the point?
the movie from this webm was pretty sexy and good too i don't remember the title though
>>83821430
One of them I believe
>>83821482
>Me on the left
>>83821482
What's the context of the scene? Do they even know another or is he just being a creeper?
>>83821482
CAAAWWWWWRRRRLLLLL
>>83819775
You probably have a mustache but you hate other people your age with mustaches because they give them a bad name and you are legit the one person in your state with a genuinely authentically grown mustache.
>>83821482
>>83820204
>>83820098
>>83818973
All three are great. I could see people on /tv/ not liking it, but that Linklater trilogy is a remarkable accurate portrayal of growing old together with the person you love and are mean't to be with.
t. Old guy who fell in love with a woman when he was young, had a period of distance between us, and then ended up together married for the rest of our lives.
>>83821808
Don't use that term.
>>83816317
>just regular girls who wanted to be actresses and got tricked
>>83818427
>>83821482
>>83815044
I liked Tiny Furniture. I don't remember any fappable parts though.
>>83815405
Only good answer so far. God, I beat off to the hotel room scene so many times
>>83821482
is that guy on the left eating a crab leg?
>>83821808
>creeper
a normie word
REEEEEEEEE
FUCKIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU
I love fapping while having a laugh
Now & Then.
>>83821373
>>83820395
>>83822545
I agree with this. The third one was great but on a different level
>>83819919
That's some athletic shit right there.
>>83818622
fuck you
>>83821482
What's this movie called?
>>83819919
So Dr. Poison was a lesbian before WW1?
>>83824399
Paul Verhoven is responsible for so many of my childhood faps between this, Starship Troopers and Basic Instinct.
>>83826323
Come on you know she was with that hair and face built for riding.
>>83819956
>>83819995
>>83820022
>>83820047
>>83820098
>>83820128
>>83820153
>>83820175
>>83820204
>>83820232
> fappable movies that are actually good
>that are actually good
>actually good
Malena is one of the cringiest and worst movies ever you fukcing retard
Not even prime Monica Bellucci nudity could make it bearable at least
>>83821482
That's Jane Asher, Paul McCartney's ex girlfriend.
not gonna lie I fapped
>>83815502
Mute this and pretend that they are fucking their own moms.
>>83820868
I've seen this movie a hundred times and couldn't tell you a thing about the plot. I just get lost in a fog of fapping. Even the clothed scenes do it for me.
>>83814823
This.
>>83816764
Eyes Wide Shut is not only kino but the best film of all time
>>83818848
You don't need to get naked to be a good actor but fucking hell if you're making some Oscar bait shit about lesbians then don't let your costar half your age show she has more conviction than you do
>>83816191
Except that movie was shit.
Talked to a reviewer once about 50 shades and he was right. If the film was in French it would've gotten a standing ovation at cannes
>>83829230
I haven't seen 50 shades but I can tell you that you're wrong about Blue is the warmest color. The two actresses gave great performances. It was truly a tragic, genuine romance film. Maybe good acting just goes right over your head turbopleb
>>83829673
T.reddit
>>83830126
not at all my man. I'm just into drama
>>83817485
thanks. I almost forgot about this pasta
>>83830215
except Fish Tank sucks.
>>83815200
Speaking of lynch I can't believe more of 4chan doesn't jerk it to fwwm what with all the incest and rape. Plus Laura has incredible tits
>>83816634
Haha! I legit fapped to this as a kid.
blew loads to this movie
>>83831873
oh yes tell me more of your opinions
>>83832448
is he a jew? he looks like it
(La bête) (1975) is literally kino
>>83814659
>>83816634
>>83832313
Me too! High Five!not the fap hand please
>>83829049
>>83820821
That's Trevor
>>83829049
>>83820868
what movie is this?
>>83814659
It's a shit movie based on a horrible book that makes no sense and was just your average "ebil Nazis" propaganda.
It's completely ridiculous and outright retarded how she could even apply for all those jobs, especially SS jobs when she can't even read or write and no one noticed.
>>83824399
I met one of the black guys from this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672bYBQRQcQ
>>83834585
damn, she's still fucking fine.
>>83834585
The motherfucking Ennio Morricone is so damn good I could nut
>>83834585
>"Erotic..."
>>83834876
>>83834585
I'm cry
https://youtu.be/-oijIhovtWw
>>83815200
>that ring
>>83814659
As long as we're talking Winslet, Little Children..
Fin de Évangélisation - 1997
>>83835059
Heavenly Creatures is best Winslet fap kino.
Return of the Living Deadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJuTd4rbC7I
Bad Lieutenant
https://youtu.be/B2WuD4zRlaY
>>83835295
>jerking off instead putting his dick into her mouth
>>83835261
that's a sexy bitch. that dub is hilarious too
>>83834585
Kubrick is the GOAT, but Lyne really put him to shame.
>that scene where he pays her in change
>mfw no face
Damn this board is dying. I went to bed like 12 hours ago and this thread is STILL up.
>>83835320
But that's the beauty of it. More like Beta Lieutenant,amirite?
>>83833743
Poison Ivy 3, I always preferred the first
>>83835345
KEK
>>83835345
Sunday night in Burgerland.
Little Children
20D16B7
Hot scene but the build up for this is so hot, recommend
>>83835371
cool thanks
>>83814659
Ive never fapped to a movie. Thats just retarded and an american thing to do.
>>83835428
>t. 12 year old
>>83835345
You lurk before and after the sleep. It is not the board that is dying.
>>83835345
>still browsing 4chin before/after sleep.
Anon, I..
>>83828950
genius
>>83816764
>>83818577
My nigga.
>>>83820257
this. i've jerked off to that scene when they bang in the toilet stall 100+ times. diane lane is MILF personified.
>>83818427
This ends the thread imo
>>83816511
Go back to college and hit on the hot english/lit teachers.
>>83814823
I'm not a homo but my dick was hard the entire movie.
>>83816634
yep
last house on the left
>>83834943
oh fuuuuuuck
>>83835196
>>83840635
meant for>>83814659
>>83814760
perfect
>>83815200
>>83815405
>>83815996
>>83816661
>>83816764
excellent choices
>>83821373
What is this quote from?
This
>>83840635
>When Michael Powell got fucked up his career because of Peeping Tom movie that he ended doing almost pedophilia films
w e w
>>83819814
try it with a little sprinkle of LSD, it'll knock your fuckin socks off
>>83816764
one of the worst movies ever made
>>83842514
Its a sad fate for him.
>>83834585
Anyone notice there are a ton of chicks posting on the most-viewed scenes of this movie on youtube?
>>83842945
Unironically end yourself.
I bet you're one of those retards that like Zack Snyder, right?
Nymphomaniac
>>83843986
she put on the fuck me clothes
>>83834943
>>83840054
what about it?
>>83828950
That's exactly what I do from time to time. Naomi Watts is the perfect mom
>>83814823
I'm so glad it's not just me.
started my maid fetish
>>83821482
The ending was so fucked up.
made me hard as diamonds
>>83837058
Back in the day I jacked off to that same scene when I was in my early teens.
>>83815405
>>83815502
These 2 all the way
>>83832060
Wild Things
>>83816317
>regular girls
>not mentally damaged
Anon, ALL girls are mentally damaged on some degree
>>83816985
Is this any good? I'm a p/u/rityfag and I don't wanna spend two hours watching this just to have a "it was just a phase" or "all they needed was a good dicking" or "these things are normal in a all-girls school and you'll move on to men" shitty ending
>>83815956
The over-availability of porn since the early 2000s has led to a generation of men with erectile dysfunction. I used to fap to tv ads, catalouges, music videos, and especially good movies. It was only on the occasion that I got into online porn later in life that I noticed how it can affect my erections when with actual women.
LUCKILY it doesnt take long to revert once youre having sex IF you didnt grow up wiring your brain to watch easy to access porn.
I feel so bad for guys 25 and under now, who definitely had access to lots of porn when they were teens.
My girlfriend is 22 and the guys she was with before me sound so embarrasingly shit at sex in every way. And had so many issues she thought was normal lol
ALSO, in relation to this thread, Perfume, the story of a murderer... I think its called that. Super fappable
>>83815502
>adult sons
FUCKING DROPPED
why can't Americans properly into controversy?
That's like that Jennifer Lopez movie where she has an affair with her neighbors son but the guy looks 30
>>83818211
came here to post this. I don't understand swedish at all but this is just brilliantly acted and written. Always get a hard on and I'm not ashamed to admit it, Bergman is just that good.
>>83832629
she was meant to be about 16 but Luc Besson loved Natalies audition so much he just rolled with it. So those bed scenes and admissions of love for Leon were actually supposed to be... well... what they hinted at
>>83832060
>I can't believe more of 4chan doesn't jerk it to fwwm
This so much. I just watched it recently and damn it's a hot as fuck movie.
>>83845800
It's an Australian film
>>83816029
>dat fapping onto her butt scene
many nuts were had
>>83845833
what does fwmm mean? why don't you just type it out? are you on a phone?
>>83828878
There are lots of guys on /tv/ who fap to Emily Watson :^)
>>83846007
It's the twin peaks fire walk with me movie. Typically abbreviated as fwwm
>>83828878
Any movies where she has hairy legs or pits?
Most Tinto Brass. But Yuliya Mayarchuk in Trasgredire, particularly.
>>83820336
>That's it for Malena. Like half of the webm's I have, are explicit.
Please, please, please post a download link, I need it (you know, for academic purposes), Mega or any other it's ok.
>>83846191
>Tinto Brass
I prefer Jess Franco. Less tease
>>83817485
every time
>>83845397
It's actually decent /u/core and the girls don't really have it's just a phase moment, they get together pretty quickly actually.
The ending is bittersweet but not in the way you would think.
>>83814659
i watched this while on LSD, it was fucking amazing lmao
>>83821482
wtf i am diamonds right now.
>>83834585
>>83816317
how do you ironically fap?
>>83821482
wtf im unironically hard right now
>>83844848
Anck Su Namun!!
>>83815031
Masturbation is one of the greatest ironic behaviors humans do. Sexual arousal and pleasure exists to motivate humans to seek others and create life. And now we spend most of our lives using orgasms as a means toward self-pleasing and avoiding life.
You're shooting your genetic sequence into a sock because you're bored and self-defeating. How do you fap unironically?
>>83849228
>tfw too intelligent to ironically fap
>>83849228
thumbs where a mistake
>>83849426
>not doing it prone
oh boy
>>83815405
Muh dick
>>83849486
>prone
>>83819354
god im so guilty of jerking it to this.... reason why i have a castration threat fetish
>>83832473
im triggered
Anyone on 4chan suggesting tom cruise movies needs to fuck off immediately
Whether to reddit or whichever scientology center you crawled out of - whichever is closest
>>83815200
can you blame them?
>>83814823
I'm against homosexuality in all of it's evil forms but by the time the credits rolled, my ball sack was completely empty.
>>83821482
I think this is Martin by george romero.
>>83840054
FUCKIN LYNCH'D
>>83821482
Barron Trump is getting out of hand
Jeune et Jolie
>>83844955
+1
Closer
>>83837676
You're gay as fuck, bro. I've definitely had my heart rate increase seeing a picture of Henry Cavill cuz that's just a handsome man but getting hard to faggot sex absolutely makes you one. WTF
>ctrl-f
>Swimming Pool
>0 results
Plebs, all of you.
>>83816764
N U T
U
T
>>83821482
>me trying to have sex with my gf
>>83832060
>Plus Laura has incredible tits
m8 they're tiny
>>83852819
Watch the actual movie. That picture doesn't do them justice. And btw size isn't everything.
>>83846191
>Tinto Brass
>good films
Leave this thread.
>>83848992
Way too old for Lolita. Sorry.
>>83849228
>Masturbation is one of the greatest ironic behaviors humans
Absolute bullshit, sorry.
>>83852858
I have seen the movie. They're perky but small. Most young women with small breasts, they'll be perky, that's just nature. Sure some truely unfortunate souls may have small flapjacks in their teens but we can't use those as a reference.
>>83853074
Then listen to the musical instead.
They cast an actual 12 year old for that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w53HG7K3gA
>>83833455
Hey Earl
>>83817485
I lost it at androgynous monster face
>>83818427
Funny thing is I can't even find a proper closeup shot from the Blu-ray online.
Can /tv/ help me out?
>>83846771
Thx I'll give it a shot
>>83845233
Huh. I remember Ronnette's tits being out in this scene, but I checked the movie and they never are.
This simply because I have a thing for brother/sister incestmade especially interesting since the brother in this movie is a shut-in autistand movies that feel like anxiety dreams. I won't necessarily argue that it's a fantastic movie though.
Please more Monica Bellucci, webms from Shoot'em up would be perfect.
>>83814659
Daniel and Ana
>>83818353
>>83815023
I unironically enjoyed this movie.
>>83814823
This.
>>83854160
You and me both brother. Some of Lynch's best work
>>83819919
fapped to this as well.
>>83814823
Yeah as much as I hate to admit it but I popped a boner for the greater part of this. Normally not into this shit at all.
>>83845105
Explain the context of this scene
27 missing kisses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPH0Dv09_X4
Les exploits d'un jeune Don Juan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlF9YSor80
>director was banned from china for this scene even though he used a prosthetic
>>83854797
more?
>>83854797
Where did you get this?
>>83814659
Maladolescenza
>>83854797
So are you going to post more or what, faggot
>>83855245
>you're not the faggot for wanting more footage of two guys jerk one of eachother off with fake doll feet
>>83855312
jerking*