How many theater seats have you destroyed with your farts?

Every single one. Except I used my shit

1. make fart proof foam
2. ???
3. BECOME RICHER THAN GOD!

>tfw my local kinoplex is forcing us to suck our braphs back up into our noses to avoid damaging the seats

forgot about this and had to give the usher 500$ tip

>amerifats break hebrewwood seats with their mcfarts

Yet another reason why based daddy England destroys your collective boipussy again

I have literally never farted in front of another person or in a public place.

>>83812811
t. liar pants on fire

>>83812784
O B S E S S E D

I never have gas. I haven't made a fart that made a noise in like a decade

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