they changed the description.

>>83809433
what's wrong with it? sounds exactly like the books

>>83809476
Nothing, but the last one mentioned his 'Unusual Family' which lead some people here to think we were gonna get BLACKED

>>83809433
>The witcher Geralt, a black man, struggles to find his place in a world where white people often prove more wicked than beasts
Jesus Christ Netflix

>>83809543

lol

>>83809543
What did Raimi mean by this?

>>83809514
He does have a pretty unusual family. He has witches lusting after his cock left and right, his dad is an old man who essentially kidnap him, and his brothers are all fellow kidnapees. He's also a cuck.

Fuck off /v/

>>83809631
You're also a cuck

>>83809761
I would be if I got to raise (groom) Ciri for family fun time

>>83809661
/tv/ is already more /co/, /v/, /a/ and /cel/.

>>83809631
Witchers are highly sought after for casual sex because not only are they sterile (so you can't get pregnant) they're practically disease immune.

Plus it's bragging rights in female upper class social circles to say you've fucked a Witcher.

I wonder if Netflix will go down that route for the series. I hope so. The thing about Geralt is everyone is trying to use him in some fashion or another. Except Ciri.

>>83810089
i'd use ciri if you catch my drift

>a tv show based on videogame that is 90% cinematic cutscenes

I hate you and your generation.

>>83810141
so you havent played it ok gotchu

>>83810089
You're forgetting the part that witches lust after witcherdick because of innate magic potential in their loins so it's like they're having sex with a magic wand.

>>83810261
you just made that shit up

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>>83810141
Haha my friend, kill yourself

>>83810141
it's based on a mediocre book series

>>83809514
>people jumping to BLACKED instead of you know, Ciri isn't his daughter, Yen isn't her mother and all the other shit that would make them an unusual "family"

Stunning.

>>83811172
I never really got the whole "yen is a mother figure" when she's always off doing her own thing and just occasionally pops into Geralt's life for some dick

>>83809631
Small nitpick, Geralt wasn't one of the kids who was taken by a witcher. His mother left him at Kaer Morhen as a baby.

>the cuck thing is overblown also, if anything, Geralt is the bull

>>83810261
>>83810306
This is actually true, Mages can feel like a magic vibration from Witchers. They literally have vibrating dicks

>>83811255
You haven't finished the books, have you?

>>83810141
let's laugh at this idiot

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>83810306
>>83810261
>>83810089
wasn't it because simply touching the skin of a Witcher gives off a certain feeling within women that makes sex even better?
I definitely remember something about skin contact but I can't remember if it was pleasant or unpleasant (but becomes pleasant during sex int he pain = pleasure sort of manner) and if it only affected people who controlled magic

>>83810141
Nice bait
The books have much more discussions and travelling than action

>>83809514
>>83811172
If anything, "Unusual family" refers to Witchers and how they are ill perceived, distrusted and looked down upon by the general populace

>>83809433
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL
A TALE ABOUT A MAN STRUGGLING IN A WORLD SET AGAINST HIM

>code word for diversity metaphore

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>>83809433
>Geralt, played by Idris Elba

>>83811621

XD

>it's another "americucks ruining good things"-episode

>>83811687
believe me a lot of us dont like it either. Its all Jewood

>>83809433
Good, the original description was fucking terrible. I have faith in the Polacks not to ruin this.

>>83811763
>I have faith in the Polacks not to ruin this.
This, absolutely. If it was an american company making this, I would have no hope, but the Polacks should know what to do

>>83811763
They made the last witcher TV show dogshit

>>83810141
It's based on the books, tard

Only the first 2 short story collections are really good. The rest range from mediocre to flat out shit, there's a reason nobody outside of Poland cared about them until after the games came out

>>83809433
Is it following the story of the books or is it just doing its own thing with the same characters and setting?

>>83811832
that's cause it was made in 2002

>>83811621
Perfect, his voice is amazing

Taking bets on which witch is gonna have a sexier actress, my moneys on Triss

>>83811892
that's because the concept is good and the writing is abysmal.

>>83809433
>The witcher Geralt, played by Idris Elba, a mutated monster hunter, struggles to find his place in a world where people often prove more wicked than beasts.
wew

>>83809433

>doesn't mention Geralt atoning for his whiteness and masculinity

UM, RACIST AND SEXIST MUCH?

>>83812721
Its fine, theres a part in the show where Geralt stares at a tavern wenches ass, so Yen gets back at him by fucking a group of black mercenaries at the bar

>>83809514
How skewed must your perception be to think "unusual family" means BLACKED? You faggots need to step away from /pol/ and this BLACKED shit for a while.

Does Yen get off on being cucked by Geralt or something?

How does Witcher 3 have so much content? The amount of diverse locations alone is astonishing.

>>83813101
CD projekt red

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>>83812984
You realize Yen actively cucked Geralt by having other lovers right?

Both Yen and Triss are sluts.

>>83813101
Its a game made with actual love and effort, rather than the standard open world which is just "boring empty wasteland or city with the occasional enemy stronghold and pointless collectables every 10 feet"

I doubt the show will have the budget for big monster fights like Archgriffins, Chorts or Fiends.

>>83813231
But hopefully it will have good writing and be an enjoyable watch, then a 2nd season could have a bigger budget, so good writing + good monster fights

>>83813231

They spent 120M$ on 1st season of The Get Down nigger show.

they can spent 150M$ on this.

wait so now all you fags have netflix?

I thought paying for movies was against everything you all believed in?

>>83813231
You're forgetting that $1 USD is like 50 thousand Polebucks. They'll make it work

>>83813547
Gonna have to remind you that /tv/ is not one person, you silly cutie you

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>>83809543
Knowing Netflix this wouldn't surprise me

>>83813568

I really doubt any polish person will be on the tv show team beside the author getting his paycheck and spending it in booze.

>>83813162
Geralt also had other lovers, so you're just spewing bullshit, buddy.

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Who is best girl?

>>83809514
it's nearly literally impossible to make a show without minorities nowadays specialy netflix

>>83813639
Ciri

>The show won't be a dark fantasy about geralt tackling weird and wonderful witcher contracts in the far reaches of the lands, banging damsels and dealing with the strange and superstitious common folk along the way
>It'll be some namby pamby social commentary out muh outgroup and racism and dramatized character development

>>83813647

Wasn't a law in US since the late 60s or 70s making that every us film production should have a %s number of black people/minorities in the casting?

>>83813806
Maybe itll be like Supernatural formula, dealing with a different contract every episode, except with Geralt

>>83813639
> cosplaying a slut
Dropped

>>83813862
she's a pornstar anon

>>83813639
sauce pls

>>83811763
>country that literally tried to land on the sun
>in charge of not ruining things

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>tfw ciri is gonna get blacked

>>83814342

She was alredy horsed

>>83811828
>>83811763
don't be naive
Polish cinema is utter shit

t. Polack

>>83814342
If its based on the books instead of the games, then Ciri wont be in the show will she?

>>83814498
she will be
and she will only be between 10 and 16 yo throughout

>>83809433
judging by Netflix' track record this will be absolute fucking dogshit right

>>83814547
Rebellious teen Ciri trying to fight monsters a cute

>>83813639
remember when normies didn't know about the witcher franchise?

>>83814596
>muh secret witcher club

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>>83814547

>>83814656
>>83814547
Played by Maisie Williams

>struggles to find his place
I never thought this

>>83813639
Essi.

>>83814743
Too old.

>>83813162
Relationships work different on medieval times anon, even if married, it's not cheating if your wife it's not in the same town as you.

DUDE
SOCIAL
COMMENTARY
LMAO

>>83814577
rebellious Ciri robbing people with her band of misfits and trying lesbomancy*

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Let's play Gwent.

>>83809543
would watch desu

>>83812869
>implying /pol/ has anything to do with this

There are a lot of posters on 4chan that have taken the entire blacked thing to a next level and the amount of replies it generates is staggering. It isn't even smart trolling, just plain fucking "hurr durr look at me being retarded".

That being said, I'm pretty sure they can't fuck with this series, isn't it a mish mash of slavic folklore; would be weird if they started fucking with that.

>>83814989
>Ciri acting badass with her friends
>about to head out to gang up on a single ghoul
>gets embarrassed when Geralt finds out and grounds her

>>83814743
No, that will be the troll Ciri fights.

>>83809631
>his dad is an old man who essentially kidnap him

Confirmed for having not read the books.

>>83815033
>would be weird if they started fucking with that.

That's what hollywood does with all its remakes from previous non-western material.

>>83813886
I'm proven right then

>>83815048
more like
>Ciri acting badass with her friends
>rob some people
>a bounty hunter appears
>suddenly all friends have no heads
>Ciri captured and tied up

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>>83814998
>anthony

>>83815400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_(given_name)

Will the combat scenes be as shit as in the games?

>>83809433
>Who is best girl?
Yen. This girl is great but she need to scowl more to be yen

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>>83814743
she is perfect for another role already

>>83815599
What was wrong with the games combat?

>>83815814
It isn't spam X to win like Dark Souls

>>83813162
>Both Yen and Triss are sluts.

I feel like the real Geralt wouldn't really give a shit, seeing as he is quite a slut himself.

>>83816409
only virgins complain about sluts

I want Geralt to hold me in his strong arms

>>83816495
they are fine for fooling around with but I wouldn't want to marry one teebeehaitch

>>83816522
I'm stronger than him and I can hold you.
Are you a twink ?

>>83816409
>he is quite a slut himself.

Not really.

>>83816578
he is in the game at least, slut isn't the right word, but you basically bang every female you meet

>>83816575
Well, yeah. Assuming you want marriage at all.

>>83816578
Geralt does have a "few" commitment issues

>>83816576
No, I am a tall manly man who wishes he was a girl

>>83816635
that works too

>>83811892
No other fantasy series, except lotr, os better than the witcher saga. Also the vast majority of fantasy books are shit, but honestly it has good prose.

>>83812141
the prose in the books is fucking awful, I couldn't even get through Last Wish and people say that's the best one,but I don't know if that's the inherent writing or a poor translation

>>83811892
>there's a reason nobody outside of Poland cared about them until after the games came out
that's because nobody bothered to translate it before the games

also
it's not top tier literature, but it's definitely better than Harry Potter, which for some reason is extremely popular, despite being utter shit

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>>83813639
YES

>>83809543
why did i laugh to this jesus christ... my standards are falling lower and lower...

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>>83814596
Nigga do you really give a shit

>>83813162
Triss is nothing but pure and cute.
yens a bitch and a slut

Is this show going to be made in English?

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>>83809433
>Yennefer is no longer satisfied by her relationship with Geralt. Disenchanted and bored she meets a young witcher from the School of the Bull - Tyrone.

>>83817375
but it's the other way around

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>>83817249
>pretending to give a shit about prose because you think it makes you look smarter

>>83813810
No, the UK has diversity quota though.

>>83817453
How much does Blacked pay? Some guy on /v/ claimed the girl made basically no money from it. Is it true that porn is only advertisement for escorting now?

>>83814440
you mean
>t. Polack who doesn't know shit about cinema in general

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>>83817424
>prose doesn't matter in literature

neck yourself. The way the words are arranged is important in a fucking medium in which the only way the audience interacts with the work is reading the words on the page I don't ask for fucking Tolkien, but

>“Evil is evil, Stregobor,” said the witcher seriously as he got up. “Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I’m not a pious hermit. I haven't done only good in my life. But if I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

is some cringe fedora shit that's written at like, an eighth grade level.

>>83817424
Well I actually liked my literature class back un highschool and developed interest in good prose.

If Ciri gets BLACKED I'm going to murder someone.

>>83817528
name one good Polish movie made in the last 20 years
and I mean produced by Polacks, not just Polish director

>>83817479
>Is it true that porn is only advertisement for escorting now?

Usually yes, but Blacked? There's not much of a market for niggers willing to pay good buck for a fuck, you know. Whites and others would see her as a toxic waste after such an "advertisement". So I don't really see a business plan here.

>There's monsters in this world, but we're definitely going to be focussing on human drama and relationship bullshit. Maybe with some swords here and there, if you're lucky.

I have a degree in decoding marketing bullshit.

>>83817642
Hard to say. I track her twitter and she's bitching that she have no money to buy a ticket to florida and needs help. Not sure if she's trying to use someone or she actually is that poor.

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>>83809433
I've always dreamed of a movie like Dark Souls or Bloodborne.

Just Kino scenes no talking and high quality CG fighting along with a beautiful OST.

>>83818128
>her twitter

Holy shit, just checked it. I don't think I ever seen such a whiny cunt. Fucking why, she's a solid fresh 9/10 but she acts like some hopeless washed out crack whore.

>>83810141
English speakers were too busy reading Harry Potter and shit like that. Otherwise the witcher would`ve been translated like it was to other languages.

>>83818917
I know right?

>>83813647
Good thing it's being made by Poland and not Netflix. Netflix just paid them to call it a Netflix original, Poland is producing and showrunning.

>>83817681
The series is far more about human drama than beast hunting. At least we might get some cool vampires for the first time in a long time.

>>83819214
>>83818917
A pretty face isn't going to save you from mental health issues. Some guy on /v/ gave the /quickrundown/on her a few days ago with some links and she has genuine issues.

>>83820007
She's a pornstar, of course she has genuine issues.

>>83809543

FUCK KING FOLTEST AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>83813639
Yen is the canon girl
Trissfags are worse than Narusakus

>>83820081
I hope Nilfgaard has open borders and brings in as many Ofieri refugees as possible.

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giv ciri gf

>>83820043
pornstars are the only girls that truly "get it"
redpilled so to speak

>>83820330
>implying you could handle ciri

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>>83820431

>>83819232

I'm sure Netflix had some demands put in before they were willing to produce.

>>83820502
Polish people are incredibly racist and nationalistic and the Witcher series is very near and dear to them. If Netflix really demanded they diversify the series, they would have just refused to make it. Reminder, the author of the books is a consultant. He's not going to let Jews ruin his work. Also, CDPR already made the series popular without a single black person in the games.

>>83820335
I was watching a porn recently where the scene was that the girl was being fucked by a guy wearing a MAGA hat, and the scene was entirely her idea because she's a nu-feminist and it was supposed to symbolize women being fucked by the patriarchy. Pornstars are the dumbest people on the planet, she started crying because the guy took the hat off and put it on her while he was fucking her.

>>83818363
sound very autistic, very fitting for a Soulsborne fan.

>>83820581

Is the author a sellout like GRRM?

I know shit about him.

>>83820672
No, in fact CDPR offered him a cut of the sales of the Witcher games, but instead he just took a fee at the beginning and ultimately lost out on a ton of money.

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>>83809433

>tfw replaying tw3 right now

Cautiously hyped for the show. Netflix shits out constant shows that are mostly bad, but they've put out a few decent things.

>>83810089
>>immune to disease

Does that include parasites like ticks and crabs? Because I don't see how you could be with this background.
Witchers guaranteed to be infested.

>>83820668
Rude, but you're not wrong.

>>83813639
Who dis?

>>83820827
Too bad the show isn't going to look like the games at all.

>>83820827
>play Witcher 3 for the first time recently
>new fuckhuge locations just keep coming and coming
HOW
Why does Skyrim have cities the size of a backyard and makes a huge deal out of it, while Witcher 3 just casually throws real life size towns and cities at you?

>>83811172
would you really put it past them?

its not like it hasn't been done before

>>83812869
buddy this shit is rampant as fuck in film/tv industry

every fucking movie now has some sort of BLACKED component

>>83821027
Witcher 3 is, in my opinion, the greatest video game ever created.

>>83817613
there was many great polish movies made in the last 20 years, and there was few great polsih movies made in the past couple years like Drogówka, Pod Mocnym Aniłem, Ostatnia Rodzina

>>83811621
Idris Elba is overrated

>>83820486
lol

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So who's gonna play ciri?

>>83822714
I WANT TO FUCK HER TITS

>>83822767
be nice to my daughter pls

Can't wait to see how they handle the scene where a bounty hunter forces 15yo Ciri to take speed and fight in the arena against rapists and murderers

>>83812141
Like Game of Thrones.

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>not reading the witcher in the original Polish version

it's like you guys are not even kurwa trying, kek

>>83820789
what a cuck

>>83823037

Go kill a rock troll geralt

>>83823634
I just killed some rock troll outside Novigrad.

>>83822714
Post more Ciri cosplay.

>>83817297
Trying to decide if I should masturbate.

I really want to play this game but I'm stuck with shitty laptop. Please buy me a new computer /tv/

>>83817424
Shitty prose ruins books

>>83823925
yes!

>>83823949
How old is it? These games are unsually well optimized.

>>83809433
Glad they changed it, "unusual family" was a dumb way to describe the series. It also implies a pretty heavy focus on The Last Wish novels to me, because that is where that "humans are the real monsters" theme was repeated the most. Probably means the one with the evil girl and cursed monster guy is going to happen.

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>Hmn, Medallion acting up in this place....Magic or Republicans