Back in 2007...

That Linkin Park song was ass, and Shia labeouf killed Megatron at the end.

>MUH KINO

Fuck off.

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>>83808965
Fuck off, the first is Robotkino

Transformers 1 is a bad movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e4eAXPQDtw

It's like the Call of Duty of movies, there might be some good installments here and there but it's impossible to tell one from the other in the sea of bland mediocrity

>>83808912
Is not a good movie, but has something more compared to the awful sequels. Like the leitmotiv/commentary about how much information about us is out there, reliance on technology, and so on.
Also, the last fight has some tension and you have an idea of what the fuck is going on.
The hacker subplot is good (I prefer the blonde to megan, fight me), the characters are better than Shia and Fox.
Also, the house scene is well build, the big robots trying to sneak, build a decently funny scene.

Not a masterpiece but had something (but still falls in the usual toilet humour and Bay shit).

>>83808912
It wasn't bad

Megatron was legit threatening, more so than any Marvel or DC villain
So naturally in the sequels he turned into a joke

I loved the Scorponok battle, too bad the other movies didn't have this kind of cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjTIpSu7npE

All these movies suffer from too much focus on humanity and earth. I get Earth is the setting but it's kind of bullshit

>Oh, the Hoover Dam was really Megatron all along
>The Pyramids were built by Transformers!
>The Moon Landing was Transformers!
>There were Dinosaur transformers this whole time on Earth!
>KING ARTHUR WAS A TRANSFORMER? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?

Jesus fucking Christ. Nobody wanted this. I just wanted to see Optimus Prime punch Megatron in the dick. I don't give a fuck about Megan Fox's dildo or whatever. This shit keeps tripping all over itself trying to be "deep" but it's so aggravatingly bad at world building that it all falls flat