What would you do if you had his powers?
>>83803008
kill myself since "powers" don't make life as a manlet worthwhile
make shitty threads like this one
Become olympic anything
Become super assassin
>>83803008
Something that involved arrows
>>83803008
Go on Joe Rogan's podcast.
>>83803008
Probably become a olympic athlete and fuck my way through the olympic village.
Bang Elizabeth Olsen.
>>83803008
Go home to my loving wife and kids in my peaceful midwestern ranch.
>>83803008
Why doesn't he shave his armpits? gross
Rewrite avengers 2 because having a family with kids instead of progressing his relationship with Black Widow was fucking retarded.
Giving Black Widow to Hulk even more retarded.
God I hate avengers 2 so much.
>>83803008
why doesnt he just use a gun
Bowman is the shittiest of the Avengers. He doesn't even have any powers that any given South American tribe doesn't already possess. The guy isn't even fully dedicated to being a hero and started a family.
They should kick his manlet ass out of their club.
I'd be cucked by black widow and hulk.
>>83804334
So why won't black panther share his weed with Barton and Black Widow, Tony even.
>>83804334
Trick...arrows.
He will get vibranium arrow heads so he can shoot through Thanos's armour. Nerve agents, tracking, nuclear warheads etc. If he never misses a shot he could be a god.