got the idea from this thread >>83798744
>edward furlong is a washed up sandler-esque stand up comedian who turned to heroin
>got set up in a halfway house after a possession charge
>brendan fraser fell out of hollywood favor after he got caught with a big time producer's wife
>turned to alcoholism and called a well to do rapper/actor a nigger
>rick moranis is a legendary writer who hasn't written a good script since he wrote for a huge flop over a decade ago
>he's big time pot head who spends most of his days writing porn novellas
>gets his inspiration from watching his 6 dogs humping
>one of his scripts is an avn hit
>gets to go to the award ceremony in vegas and gets to meet furlong
>furlong has been dating a well known pornstar turned addict
>pornstar has been inducted into the hall of fame
>fraser is in vegas trying to hit it big with whatever money he has left
>hits a decent crap game and wins somewhat big
>furlong and moranis meet fraser in the casino the awards are hosted in
>go on a bender in the vegas casino
>everyone goes about their lives the next day
>moranis starts to write a script for a god tier film
>he needs fraser to help with the writing
>mainly to get him away from his dogs fucking all the time
>goes on a semi adventure with fraser in washed up la la land
>cruising around in fraser's aging sports car he just got fixed with his new bank roll
>they get spotted by the well to do rapper/actor and fraser gets in a fist fight with his entourage
>they both end up at a party in the hills later on
>furlong has just broken up with his pornstar girlfriend and is at the party
>he's doing foot long lines of coke with bob saget
>fraser and moranis try to talk sense into him
>coked up furlong goes off on a stand up tirade
>gets boo'd out of the party with fraser and moranis in tow
cont.
>>83802703
>furlong starts to think he's having a heart attack
>they rush him to the hospital under the pretense that it's "heat stroke"
>while at the hospital moranis knows how to finish the script
>uses furlong's chart as writing material
>furlong gets arrested at the hospital for breaking his parole
>fraser and moranis go to the police station bail out furlong
>actually have to bail out bob saget
>saget got a dui and met up with furlong in lock up
>the whole gang grabs breakfast at a diner
>saget and moranis get to talking about moranis' new script
>saget likes it and will produce it.
>fraser begs for a bit role because he technically bailed out saget and is gaining fame from his fist fight
>furlong says a up and coming director owes him a favor
>moranis gets dropped off at his house
>feeds his dogs and goes about his business
>sits down and finishes his god tier script
>looks out the window and sees his dogs fucking again
>cue credits
moranis probably will never star in this but i think he'll be a great "father figure" star if he would return to acting. and bob saget is just a throw in because i couldn't think of who would be doing foot long lines of coke with edward furlong.
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