PAN NICE AND HOT

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Just a little bit of olive oil

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a sprinkle of dried crocodile bone marrow

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let's start with dessert

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'za

nice and thick

>>83801417
thicc
>>83801310
THICCC

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>>83801417
What do you think about my 'za?

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now that's a fuckable sandwich

>>83801417
literally nothing wrong with it fucking gordon the """chef"""

>>83801686
that was sexy until the retard ruined it

>>83801633
Bit greasy but the toppings and cheese look on point faam

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gordon randy eat your heart out

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>>83801167
Just a little touch of olive oil...

>>83801686

>MAX FILL
>hmm nah

>>83801792
What's the issue? Undercooked?

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>>83801167
God, Gordon Ramsay is so fucking comfy to watch.

>>83801840
its FUCKING RAW

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>>83801931
reminds me of this

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>it's a Ja/ck/ episode

>>83801686

OIL

NICE AND COLD

>>83801957
>instructions to diabetes

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>>83801984

>>83801931
abomination; ever day we stray further from his grace

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>>83802011
the purple underglow makes Kay's good cooking so surreal

Can someone link me to Jack's yt? Can't find it myself

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>>83802011
????

>>83801417
>brits in charge of knowing a good 'za

fuck brits know NOTHING about cooking especially italian dishes

>>83801633
>greesy
>sausage too thicc
>burnt basil
>too much cheese

Why the fuck are people posting this meme on /tv/? It belongs in /ck/.

>>83802060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>>83802060
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

no one gets banned from this, you silly person

>>83802060
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

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>>83802080
Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking is a TV show.

>>83801985
>ketchup
stopped right there

>>83802080
Yeah it's about food and cooking, but what is it?
is it a book?

No it's a television show. Come on, man, get your head in the game.

>>83802080
ja/ck/ banned on /ck/ now

>>83802124
Shouldn't the oil be hot? At least I guess that's oil.

>>83802197
i wouldn't be surprised if it was water

>>83801167
>Wreaked face cause he's a booze hound.
>>83801287
Big fan of Heston though.

>>83802209
I remember my aunt boiled a ham once. It was terrible.

>>83802091
>>83802093
>>83802100
Thank you, kind cooking experts

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perfect Yorkshire puddings every thyme

>>83801633
>>83801417
Thing is you're not suppose to put in cheap sausage which is greasy.
On 1st vid the crust margins are too thick but on 2d they are too thin.
How hard is it to make a pizza anyway I mean at comet ping pong they make it in between kids for the fuck of it.

>>83801651
Why would you add extra sauce?

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>>83802283
jack you son of a bitch

>>83801985
Some of that rice is aldente for sure.

Kitchen Nightmares turned to shit after they moved to the US and decided to start remodelling the restaurants they go to for free instead of having to make actual business decisions.

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More foodkino.

>>83802044
moron didn't cut the bottom

>>83802443
>foodkino
lyl

Everytime I see Jacks ring I get triggered.
Is this what it is like when tumbler talks about rape survivors getting PTSD?

>>83802595
Don't be trying to shit on my Waifu!

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>>83802645
ur just a hater

>>83802669
So you like her just because she's hot? That trumps her disability? You're worthless.

>>83802540
>lighting your food on fire
Why do americans do this?

>>83802080
jack threads are pretty much everywhere now

RATINGS NICE AND LOW

>>83802704
She is cute and makes cute videos.

>>83802066
italians wouldnt touch that fucking monstrosity

>>83801840

It's not just raw in the middle the outside is dry as fuck. When your meat gains little gaps between morsels like that, it's dry as fuck. The oven was too hot and the meat was too cold. By the time the center gets done, the outside is dried out. If you're cooking really thick meat it helps to let the meat come up to temp a little outside the fridge or just cook it slower at a lower temp so it has time to heat up evenly.

>>83802679
Is he trying to gain the trust of the taco before manouvering a surprise attack?

MEME

NICE AND STALE

>>83802748
Yeah, his f word show will tank

>>83802704

Not everyone is an edgy, obese, socially inept, miserable 15 year old who like making fun of people with disabilities so they feel better about being a failure at life. I'm sure you're very upset any time someone with a disability is treated nicely while Stacy and Chad at your middle school treat you so badly.

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>>83802805
I hate his fucking face so goddamn much

>>83802834
There was little reason to care about the two teams competing, and not enough time spent showing them cooking. I realize it's live and they are trying to keep things going with the celebrities too, but there isn't much substance.

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Who /big boy bites/ here?

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all these /ck/ posters getting their jack on

AUTIST

SPONGE AND BOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

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>>83802899
delicious!

>>83802283
being from yorkshire this is just an outrage.

why do Americans parade their disgusting 'food' around the internet so much? seems like everything is just stacked in a dish straight out of the can with cheese on.

they make kraft dinner in a microwave and act like they're hot shit...

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>83802805
what a disgusting piece of american shit

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>>83802540

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>>83802995
>Englishmen pretending to be a better cook than Americans

eassy buddy, slow down there

>>83802679
Even a taco gets moist in Jack's hands

>>83802595
Goddamn what a qt

>>83802540
Nothing wrong with this, typical american barbecue.

>>83802995
Listen retard, Chef Scalfani has hundreds of thousands of supporters, would that many people like him if his cooking wasn't good? You're just a no-talent hater who probably can't even boil water.

>>83801310
>storebought crust
>storebought filling
>storebought icing

Gotta love Jack.

>>83803200
Not everyone loves him.

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

>>83801167
PAN
HOT AND NICE

>>83801985
That is fucking disgusting

>>83803253
HOT
PAN AND NICE

Someone has gotta post Jack with the raw chicken.

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MEME

NICE AND DEAD

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>>83803448

>>83803228
oh

>>83801310
i don't know why i watch the webms that are obviously from the fat cunt: they always annoy me.
the way he is so inept, how he doesn't get teh cheese in the middle and then fucks the pastry while moving the cream.
that is philedelphia cheese and pastry, there is nothing to it that would be remotley delicious. his family must be retarded to let him continue. he is going to die young from eating shit of his own hand.
fuck him and his aunt.

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>>83803486
>raw chicken

>>83803556
It's juici.

>>83801417
actually gagged

>>83801968
just a reminder that jack joked about strangling his aspie son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo

>>83802283
no way he can think that batter puck is delicious. he is either the greatest satirist of food tv or a moron.

>>83803486
What am I looking at? That's disgusting

>>83803768
>On a bed of fries at the end
10/10

>>83802066
The UK is closer to Italy than America. I'm sure they have a better understanding than arrogant 5th generation tryhards.

>>83804018
>arrogant
Coming from a Brit, that's rich

>>83804034
I'm not British, I was explaining the geography of it.

>>83804018
>understanding
>UK

>>83804064
But yet you still sound like a douche and have no idea what you're talking about

>>83804091
Why are you getting mad about facts? UK is closer to Italy. How summer are you?

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>>83801167
Ramsay's the best he's taught me loads.

>>83804172
Relative distance from one country to the other has nothing to do with what was being discussed, you're just trying to shove your point in as if it matters when it doesn't

Only decent food show on youtube that isn't from an actual professional chef is Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time.

>>83802066
Oh fuck off you mong. Pizza is Italian street food and is not high end shit, it's almost impossible to fuck up unless you're from a restaurant Ramsay visits. Ramsay himself isn't going to fuck up something so simple.

>>83804345
The point is entirely valid. Americans know the same if not less about cooking than the English because atleast people who live in England learn shit by proxy.

>>83804314
Shame the camerawork is fucking garbage though. Are his five year old kids filming or why has no one told them to use SLOW CUTS and WIDE ANGLES so you can actually see what's going on?

>>83804489
>Shame the camerawork is fucking garbage though

That's true on his YT channel, the camera work is spastic.

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>>83803768
genuinely gagged

How do we solve the American problem?

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>>83804591
gassing at birth

>>83804241
BUILD THE WALL

BUILD IT NOW

>>83804461
>Implying Americans don't
Your ignorance is astounding, stop posting

>>83804710
You got to be super naive to not understand your own country kiddo.

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>>83803768
>america.webm

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>>83802595

>>83804750
And you have to be completely ignorant if you think all Americans are the same

>>83803616
Is that boiled chicken? Looks disgusting.

>>83801651
Gonna be honest, the random celery is annoying the fuck outta me.

>>83804800
lurk moar kid, 4chan isn't your high school debate club

>>83804848
Because you suck at debating? Go fuck yourself
>newfag
Desperation

this thread needs some Henry's Kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY&list=PL803A87744721C14C&index=1

>>83804882
Arguing about how majority of Americans are retarded at <insert anything here> on /tv/. No it's a pointless argument, you are attempting to twist it by saying "not ALL americans are retarded" when no one said so. I only mirrored the comment.

Plus this entire thread is pointless, if this was on /ck/ or /pol/ it would make more sense.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmieAqTG1wI

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>>83804624
>your tax money will go to these people's health care

>>83804903
Holy shit this was good

Why is Ramsay so fucking based?

>>83802467
I don't see the point of this gadget anyway.
It doesn't take long to cut a fucking potater

>>83801417

>AMERICANS

>>83805509
>O B S E S S E D

>>83805537

FUCK you got me.

>>83804772
>scraped the entire fucking layer off the pan
Impressive.

>>83802679
I'd piss myself too if I was staring into the abyss of Jack's gaping maw.

>>83803768
As long as he serves it as monkey brains that's great.

>>83802595
pit whore

>>83804752
>>83805823
>America
>He
That's based Kay you uncultured swine
https://youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw

>>83807032
>>83803768
REVOLTING

>>83805537
>O B E S E D

>>83801985
what's the deal with japs and ketchup?

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>>83804624
>using your gut fat as momentum to do a sit up

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>>83804903
>Henry's Kino

>>83805004
what's she pointing at? God?

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>>83807392
>yuropoors

>>83804241
Why would you put 5 different sauces on anything, shits crazy, also, the last one looks like some kind of juice, wtf

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>>83809407
>56% white and dropping every day
>more muslims than all european countries combined
>so entangled in political correctness that whites are literally kicked out of university comapuses so blacks can hold their events
>b-b-but its you who's cucked
lmao

>>83803442
NICE
AND PAN HOT

>>83803486

>one salmonella coming right up.