>"Do you suck your dads cock with that mouth?"

>>83800342
ZING!

>translator pauses before translating

>>83800342
>French interpreter awkwardly translates it

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

>>83800401
>Jonah Hill awkwardly reacts

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>>83800342

took you two years Jonah, but you got there!

>>83800436

American """"""""""""banter"""""""""""""

>>83800342
this is good. she would feel genuinely insulted but also people wouldn't feel like they had the right to boycott jonah, because she legit had it coming for her.

>>83800342
>French bitch takes off her white panties and starts waving it
Good one OP

>>83800530
卐

>>83800342
is this something american daughters are expected to do to their fathers?

>>83800618
It's a bit too late to act innocent