haha what a crazy concept huh!

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h-h-haha....

really lmao

kill me

Please, tell me this is ironic.

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Haha yeah

>>83800274
Pretty good fantasy setting imho.

>>83800335
of course it is man, i mean seriously? a virgin at 18? you have to like TRY to not get laid in high school brah, you must be some special kind of fucked up loser if you didn't at least get a bj at prom lmao

I'm 21, balding, never had a girlfriends, and I'm ugly. I think about killing myself on the daily.

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Haha I guess he wasn't himself enough

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>>83800454
are you serious anon?

>>83800506
Yes. I'm going to be even worse looking bald. Just fucking kill me.

>>83800354
I would totally do Sasha in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, while catching AIDS that she also gave to Charlie Sheen.

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mom I'm asexual

>>83800335
It's a teenage party movie you dipshit. Do you take those seriously?

>>83800454
Same here senpai. Nearly 22 bald manlet never had a gf. Just shave it off, ignore the vagina jew and keep improving yourself, try to find fulfillment in things that you do.

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>that 20 year old virgin feels and the farthest I got was getting a blowie from a drunk chick

>>83800528
at least you have friends and family. i know a guy who is 25, no friends or family, balding, and never had a girlfriend. Yeah but anyways I-...that guy..huh..he told m-you to hang in there.

>>83800648
It's just my hairline that's receeding. The second I see balding in other parts of my head, it all comes off.
>>83800652
Hang in there Anon.

>>83801047
If it's just the hairline and not diffused thinning then it's usually fine, most men start having receding hairline once they got their twenties, it might be a while before you actually get bald. Get on minoxidil or fin if it really bothers you

>>83800354
>Not slutty looking Sasha
Why can't she return. We have HD4k video's now

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>>83800274
>tfw never stuck my pp in the warm wet hole

>>83801114
Thanks Anon. Ill wait another few months to see if it gets worse before getting on those

I was a 18 year old virgin but now I have sex pretty much when I want to

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>literally fucked my gf for like 45 minutes
>see this thread

>Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.
>Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin
That is indeed a crazy concept.

>>83801409
>implying anyone would want to have sex with a virgin

>>83800354
dead eyed souless look

ew!

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>>83801324

>literally fucked this guy's gf yesteday
>see this post

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>>83801603
This

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yeah totally

t. 23 y/o virgin

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>>83801826
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>desperate because of virgin meme
>decide to fuck the first thing that showed interest in me
>end up with herpes on my mouth
Don't fall for the virgin meme it's not worth it i want my purity back.

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>>83801864

22

>>83800649
I lost my virginity at 23. don't worry, it's nowhere near as amazing as you all think it is. it's good but that's about it. focus on your lives and work on yourselves, and pussy will probably come your way.

>>83802015
the wizard ones just aren't as funny tbqh

>>83800274

They should at least make it believable and put it at 16

Nobody leaves their Soph Hop still a virgin

>>83802032
>probably
there's the key word. don't count on it

>>83801864
23, but I also never did drugs or alcohol and never intend to. Whenever I go on nofap for even a few days I feel like a fucking god, must be the latent wizard energy.

>>83802032
>I lost my virginity at 23. don't worry, it's nowhere near as amazing as you all think it is.
Why do people always say this? I lost it at 24 and it MINDBLOWINGLY good, the best experience I had ever had in my life. Hell, sex in general is amazing.

Do people who say this just have some really ugly and fat girlfriends?

>>83802170
exactly the same for me xcept im 22

>>83802194
It's good but it's not worth getting miserable over. Lost mine at 18, then I had periods of my life with no sex for almost 2 years, currently 6 months, and I don't really care.

>>83802170
this also have a good job that pay well

No woman gets past 18 being a virgin though, OP is right

>>83802256
You are a normie so you don't see things the way we do anyway.

I have genuine reasons. Unlike most people ITT.

>>83803388
>You are a normie
Not really t.bh

>>83800274
Stop posting this like it's a mainstream Hollywood film, it's actually a C tier soft core porn flick.

You can literally find it on Pornhub just like the rest of the films that studio is making.
That actress/pornstar is Olivia Alaina May, search it on any porn site and you will find a bunch of these made up soft core porn flicks.

I like more the yemeni remake the 10 year old virign

>>83803503
I live under sharia law, what's your reason?

>>83803863
>has had sex
>a girl has been been attracted to you enough to the point where she let you stick your penis in her
>6 months
>2 years
You are a fucking normalfag and I hope you fucking get cancer and die.

>>83800274
Yeah if you're not an autistic uggo

>tfw 30 year old kv
>no friends, no social skills
>live with parents still, average income and finding my own place will eat half my income
what do /tv/?

;_;

>>83804004
Bow legs+ lordosis+ skeltor

>>83804045
I'm pretty, that's literally it. If was actually a normie I'd be married with kids by now.

>>83804109
You're the normiest normie there is.

>>83804089
save up and find a cheap apartment. It's not too late for you, there are so many divorced or lonely women at 30, plus you can get some average looking 25 year old chick who will be impressed that you have your own place.

I lost my virginity at 18 and regret it. Sex feels exactly like you'd expect and doesn't even feel as food at your hand. I unironically wish that I'd saved myself for marriage because I've briefly dated a couple of virgin girls who were disappointed that I wasn't.

>>83804089
Russian mail order bride.

>>83804165
>doesn't even feel as good as your hand
Sounds like you had a bad experience. Sex is great with the right person, don't give up anon.

>>83804165
>saving yourself for marriage
Don't, it's a meme. Both saving yourself for marriage and marriage itself.

>>83800274
I've actually seen this movie, ask me anything

>>83805249
Does she lose virginity?
>>83804165
There are girls who actually like virgin guys?

>>83805292
yes after a series of zany mishaps

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>>83801603
How do people lose their virginity them?

>>83805346
i had sex with a virgin girl by omitting I too was a virgin, she wanted to lose it

didn't go well

>>83805292
I had a gf who told me she had some sort of mild fetish for virgins. When I told her I was in a gaming group online her eyes lit up.

>>83800274

like 50% of people aged 18 are virgins

>>83804109
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83805427
Tell us more.

>>83805746
are you bein sarcastic as in "too much information you fucking sperg"?

>>83800274
kek yea i lost my virginity at 16
frustrated virgins are pathetic

>>83805427
Why didn't she want to lose her virginity to another virgin?

If anything, that's the one thing I want. I'd like to be able to share my first time with someone else. It feels like a waste to lose your virginity with someone who's already had sex before and like it's not big deal

>>83805786
No, tell us more, what went wrong

>>83802076
Agreed. I think this whole meme is going to wear out it's welcome pretty quickly. Virginposting peaked with the original

>>83800274
This is not the place to do it, but I want to get it off my chest.
>25
>virgin
>not kissless
>not hugless
>third base is the farthest I've got
>can talk to girls somewhat
>get bored quickly
>run out of things to say
>can't make compliments
>have gone out on a bunch of dates with several girls
>not a single one of them loved me
>eventually all hot girls around me got boyfriends, husbands and kids
>mostly gave up on dating (as in haven't been on a date in years, but a part of me still wants a gf)
>don't want to lose my virginity anymore because I don't see a point
>am prepared to die alone
Should I turn it around? I'm not balding yet and probably won't for a long time because my dad is 50+ and has a head full of hair (dunno about other men in my family). I'm a bit chubby, so I could hit a gym or just run. But I just don't see a fucking point because I want a loving, faithful girl and don't believe I'll find one. I have a job and my own place, too.

>>83800274
>my version would be 26

I'm nearing Steve Carrell.

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>want to get married but don't want to go through the process of dating

Welp

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>>83805346
>how do people lose their virginity then?

They don't

t. 34 years-old virgin

>>83805846
here's a quick rundown on the events
>be 20
>shut-in neet
>girl from high school writes on facebook, exchange snapchats
>she's spergy but has a 10/10 body and literally every guy in our school talked about her tits
>talk some over snapchat, it's mostly her sending cute stuff and comments on anime she's watching
>conversation escaltes to lewd stuff
>she says she's a virgin and wants to lose it to someone
>exchange nudes for a while, never disclose im a virgin
>one day ask if she wants to fuck
>"ok, come over friday, my parents will be out"
>take the bus to her place, on the verge of puking from anxiety
>meet up at bus station, hug, small talk on our way to her place
>ask if i can use the toilet
>undress
>come out naked, she blushes and laughs
>get on her bed, she lays besides me clothed
>too spergy to know what to do, after some time she says "maybe i should lose some clothes"
>she undresses to underwear and returns beside me
>muster up some courage and kiss her
>make out for a while
>take off her bra/panties and go down on her
>she look like shes having the time of her life
>eventually put it in, feels absolutely great mang
>fuck in missionary position, she starts breathing heavily
>bust nut after like 3 minutes
>she seems disappointed
>she cuddles up against me still naked and running her fingers up and down my chest/shoulders etc
>panic hits me like a ton of bricks
>feel like vomiting
>need to get out of there
>"sorry uh i have to go eat lunch"
>fucking bolt out, go home, still shaky and feeling like dogshit
>never talk again
i think i might have actual autism

>30yo
>fucking this 16yo girl after watching fight club
>we get to talk during the night
>find out she lost her virginity at 14 and in these 2 years she's had as many partners as I've had in my whole life at that point
makes you think

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SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYYYY

>>83806111
C-C-CHECKED

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I lost my virginity at 14 to the girl next door when we were both freshmen in HS. Take it from me bros, don't worry, just live your life and strive for personal growth, and the women will follow. But most importantly, just be yourself! I can't stress that enough

>>83806082
did she say a line about grade school when you finished?

>>83806299
>personal growth
Such as?

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>>83806299
dont care what you posted but im replying for the sole purpose to point out that your picture looks like prime emily browning from unfortunate events

>>83806299
I had to read this twice to realize it was a troll post. Are we /adtv9k/ now?

>>83806082
Women are whores 2bqh

>>83806328
Like setting goals and defining your own measures of success, and then working for those goals

>>83806425
What if my goal is boring? Like learning Japanese and programming?

>>83805427
Why ?

>>83806299
Don't forget to pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

>>83806451
See >>83806062

>>83806316
No but we kept seeing each other and I helped her out with her math homework.
>>83806405
Not always, but yeah.

>>83800274
I'm a wizard

>>83806450

"boring" is a subjective term. Just do what you like. Girls love it when guys do something they're passionate about. When guys only do something because it makes them look cool or whatever, that's like anti-pussy. Women can sense it

>never had a gf despite being 25
>don't know how to talk

am i utterly fucked?

>>83806595
Pretty much, but online dating can help you out.

>>83806111

nice trips

too bad they are getting deleted and you are getting a warning

>>83806676
Yikes

>>83805746
in case you missed it >>83806062

Yeah, it is crazy that a girl would be a virgin at 18. I read some news article a bit ago that girls start giving blowjobs at like 11 years old but they just don't talk about it

The sexual culture in middle schools is fucked up beyond belief. I was homeschooled until highschool and I couldn't believe it when people told me they had sex when they were 13

Its like we've regressed back to medieval times as a society, damn kikes

>>83802115
>>soph hop
You sound like a real cool one, Anon

>>83806759
no anon you were just sheltered

most kids who interact with each other start experimenting with sex around 11-12

>>83800274
hahahaha there are real 20+ virgins here?
hahahahahahaha

losers

>>83800649
I lost it at 20, there is still hope bro.

>>83804101
lmao

I left wizardchan because the crippled jew admin got laid. He's literally a 70lbs bag of bones in a wheelchair. but I feel with you regardless, anon ;_;

>>83806943
B-but h-he said it was really difficult for him to get off so it wasn't in his mind..

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If I put my dick in a girl but never came am I a virgin or not

I was hanging out with friends yesterday (were all 25-30) and one friend had a story where his step brother was still a virgin at 18 and how he had "trouble" getting laid


I didn't lose my virginity until 23...

>>83807018
No.

>>83806998
Yeah, I REEEEd for awhile at first, then I almost killed myself because I thought there was truly no hope for me.

Been a NEET for 5 years now, starting basic training in a week. I think I need to do something drastic or my life is not going anywhere

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>used to care because of other people and presumed expectations
>eventually stopped caring
>life much more comfortable because I'm not chasing pussy 24/7

>tfw balding kinda short and no car
>still can get laid because huge penis and being a nice guy
>some girls I've dated even tolerate my autistic love for movies and street fighter
I got my fill. If I never have sex again it'd be ok because girls aren't as good as my futanari doujins anyway.

>>83806082
and how many was that?

Casual sex and hookups with randoms is beyond degenerate and disgusts me

>>83800454
>on the daily
why do amerifats say this? it's just "daily"

>>83807394
Ausfag here. People say that shit all the time here

>>83807235
Pat?

>>83807327
10 I think.

>>83800649
Blowjobs are sex, dude.

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>>83806299
>But most importantly, just be yourself!
>just be yourself!

>>83806062
>"maybe i should lose some clothes"

>"sorry uh i have to go eat lunch"

>tfw it's been 5 whole days since you've had sex

>>83807018
Sex only counts if you did it raw and came inside of her

22, stoped carring long ago. I have a friend in exact same situation, I see him trying and getting used by one female afer another and making an ass of himelf every now and them.
You don't need pussy to be happy, despite sex culture conditioning.

>>83806353
that painting looks like emily if she had fetal alcohol syndrom maybe.

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>>83806111
The Trips of truth!

>>83806062
>"sorry uh i have to go eat lunch"
Fucking genius

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Now THIS is a crazy concept, right, /tv/? hahaha...

Just be yourself. I know it sounds like a meme but it's true.

>>83808694
Please, no

How is this even possible? I had like two friends that were girls in high school and ended up losing it to one of them.

Do you people just not have friends? Thats...kind of pathetic.

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>>83808694
me in 9 years

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>>83809158
>Do you people just not have friends

>>83805346
Prostotos

>>83809196
good goy

>tfw to redpilled and intelligent for sex