fucking hell why didn't you lot tell me this was such kino

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>tfw parody movie turns out to be better than the movies they parodied

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Because when it was released you were just a twinkle in the eye of your mother's bull.

We aren't here to tell you everything, fag.

>>83797917
Easily one of the top 10 most quotable movies.

Oh my God that's going to stain!

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>you lot

>>83797981
Be the ball..and throw yourself

That never made any sense to me but I say it to myself every now and then

>>83797957
>the anti-kino poster is the BLACKED poster

of course.

THAT'S
GONNA
STAIN

>>83797917
Because you're either retarded, new or both.

Any and every time Not Another Teen Movie is brought up or mentioned here, it's talked about fondly and enjoyed.
It's one of the few movies/shows that most of /tv/ seemes to actrully like.

Mr. Not First String Anymore, isn't first string anymore *chuckle*

>>83797917
You're right op. It's total fucking shit. Pure kino.

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>>83797917
>tfw NATM revival on /tv/

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>mfw the sister

tfw braggin to the boys about seeing this in theaters in 6th grade

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Guys, I seem to recall some early 2000's comedy movie that starts with a guy faking an orgasm with a girl and she finds out about it. I always thought it was Not Another Teen Movie but it's apparently not. Which movie was it?

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Whoa hold up! Are you telling me that a kinotard thread is also a shot posting thread created by some brain damaged memester?

No way!

>>83798367
kys

>>83798367
these posts are embarassing

>>83797917
What's with the discoloration on the foreign girl's leg?

>>83797917
it's literally the only funny "dumb" comedy of that era.

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>>83797917
We did when the 'last lot' hit the bump limit.

Also, pic related

>>83797917
You can't meme me into watching this, /tv/

>>83797917
We have threads about it all the time.

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>>83798352
>mfw the foreign exchange student

>>83798413
Maybe Penn & Teller's Bullshit is your tempo.

>>83798364
Did that happen in 40 Days and 40 Nights? I feel like it was a Josh Hartnett movie.

>>83798364
40 Days and 40 Nights.
Stars Josh Hartnett as a guy who has problems cumming after a bad break up, so he gives up sex/fapping/orgasms for lent to try and sort out his problems, but everyone who knows him are cunts and try to force him to have sex/blow his load so they can win a betting pool that his "best friend" started.
In the end his ex rapes him while he's delirious from lack of sexual release, in order to win the bet and the new girl he's been chatting up/taken an intrest in him dumps him for being "unfaithful", so he has to win her back.

>KINO!!!!
lmao, retards can't even express themselves without parroting the latest meme
embarrassing

>>83798473
Hello hothead

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>>83798408

You, senpai, are MAH NIGGER to the nth degree.

No really, you're a one BIG FUCKING GUY.

That and MacGruber are the two funniest movies known to mankind.

But I'll raise you this; I would also post a WebM of Fatal Instinct if this board let us post them with sound but sadly, it does not.

Also, I know I'm getting greedy but Dracula Dead and Loving It.

If you don't agree that all five movies in my post are not hilarious, I will literally fight and then rape you.

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>>83798473
Fun Fact: Kino is German for awful

Meaning, dumb movie nerds that can't cool their jets get the awful waffle express

>>83798473
There was an oxford study that said the repetition of memes actually damaged your cognitive skills and reduces your ability to communicate.

That they actually work like a detrimental virus on the brain causing irreversible damage

Once I knew this I completely understood /tv/

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are there any good recent parody movies with so much capeshit you think there would be enough material for it.

>>83798467

Dude getting legit raped, it being played for laughs, and then him being blamed for it is super fucked up.

>>83798632
Detention is alright.

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>>83797942

>Shows picture of Jake.
>Jake walks up to picture of himself and looks at it, beaming with pride.
>Feeling pleased with himself, he starts walking away...
>To view another picture of himself but this picture is a picture of him while he's looking at the previous picture of himself.

Mind and sides:

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

It's at that moment, I realized that I was going to need harder and harder comedy to ever come close to this moment.

Six months later I was sucking black cocks just to hear some new, original nigger jokes.

>>83798217
Really makes u think

>>83798567
Nein

>>83798632
>fro. 2 of the six guys that made scary movie

In all honesty, Baseketball is funny no matter how much Matt Stone and Trey Parker shit on it.

https://youtu.be/RF-matqjq5s

>>83798554
Baenposting is art and doesn't ruin discussions while "kino" provides nothing

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Truly, parodies are one TRUE kino film genre.

They often surpass many of the films they are parodying.

That is the equivalent of a Sith apprentice striking down his master and rightly taking on the mantle.

There is no greater glory.

Black Dynamite was the last good parody movie

>>83797917

It's unironically Evans best film performance

>>83798736
Can I just say something for a moment.

You genuinely sound retarded. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but it really seems like you have a low IQ.

I'm starting to believe that stuff about memes damaging your brain

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>>83798782
This guy hates the back of Forrest Whitaker's neck.

>>83798835
Yep, definitely a brain damaged memester

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>>83798452
>>83798467
>not having sex for 40 days

whoa.... how did this guy survived?

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incoming parody kino

>>83798874
Fuck off you pretentious faggot.

>>83798889
it's fiction, obviously it wouldn't happen in real life

>>83798924
Please repeat some more memes. That's the only way you can communicate now.

Let me explain this in a way you can understand

>kino brap cunny bane big guy for you crab legs no singles falcon blocks your path what did they mean by this

>>83798974
KEK look at this asspained redditors
Back to your cuckshed libshit

>>83798993
>meme meme meme meme

Jaime Pressly is a fucking goddess in this

>>83798974
>falcon
what

>>83799087
THIS GUY DOESNT OWN A FALCON!

>>83798923
I saw that. Probably the funniest satire I've ever seen. If you only watch American cop dramas you might not understand it though because the parody is very particular to Britain.

>>83797957
I cannot imagine the state of someone's life where the use of the word "kino" bothers them.

>>83799427
t. simpleton

>>83798974
*BURP* memes aren't real morty

I'm happy stoner comedy movies are pretty much dead now.

>>83800236
It wasn't a stoner comedy you faggot

Seems like this movie got slammed when it came our because so many other parody films came out at the same time that were total shit? Now everyone seems to like it.

>>83798889
>>83798925
He couldn't masturbate either. They tried to get him to throughout the movie. It's almost works

>>83798739
Well the genre is pretty much dead now

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>>83798655
>Catherine you're my SISTER !
>only by Blood
>mfw

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>>83797917
Jaime Pressly was so fucking hot in that movie.

>>83798406
Comes to /tv/ and can't figure out the word parody.

>>83799427

> le passive aggressive statement

Upvote

I think about the old lady kiss scene from this movie sometimes and how I found the spit absolutely disgusting as a kid, it's interesting how things have changed

>>83797917

Which ones kino? I don't remember anyone named kino. Was it that white Asian guy? Is he a me me now?

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>>83797917

>>83800249

Stoner movies are movies stoners watch, not literally with stoners. Freddy got fingered, super troopers, beer fest are all stoner movies. I guess your right in your little world too.

>>83798736

>Yfw

spaceballs>starwars

>>83798563
Dracula was pretty good.

You should try Vamp U (2011). Very underated little comedy. It's not a parody of other movies, but it's worth the watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqBbUruTMWo

>>83798712
Hate that movie. Two weak little losers who hate being bullied by jocks bully someone smaller than themselves to feel tough. They're idiots who deserve all the shit they get.

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>>83797917
TFW Mr T will never mentor you.

>>83798567
So it's like Kusoge?

>>83801402
What the hell happened to her ?
She was fucking gorgeous

>>83801760
She still is. She was the best par tof The L World. The more her character was crazy, the better the show was.

You should also try the movie New Best Friend. It's a lot better than it had any right to be.

>>83801965
hmm na hmm na

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CobsQ1EGIFA
What was the purpose of this scene?

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>>83797917
>Unironically thinking this is good

I'm convinced half of /tv/ is underage.

>>83800552
it is a parody, but it still is very much that teenage comedy that it parodies.
it's like making a parody of action movies that still has action scenes.

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>>83797917
Cerina Vincent should have gotten the Oscar for Best Costume that year.

>>83798473
https://youtu.be/sc7WpM7pEp0

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>>83802202

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>>83802062
Ripping off Cruel Intentions

It's funny because you understand the reference.

>>83802251
I remember that being more of a comedy than an action movie, yet another teen movie was all comedy while parodying comedy = parodying the same genre it belongs to. Still I could see someone saying "last action hero is the only good schwarzenegger action film". I mean they would be wrong but I could see it happening.

>>83798655
this post is desperately trying to fit in

>>83799087
fuck off reddit

>>83802172
Being this angry and unhappy all the time must be exhausting

>>83802329
>if you don't like the /tv/core movies that there is a thread about daily to fellate each other, then you are unhappy

that's where you're wrong

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are these guys done making movies together?

>>83802311
I think you need to put the bottle down, drink plenty of water, and go to sleep.

>>83802353
Short answer yes

Long answer yes because this was part of a trilogy and they finished the trilogy

>>83802353
>gen z consider this garbage funny

>>83802379
So start a new trilogy. Make a trilogy of trilogies. And then make three of them.

>>83802466
The last one was utter shite though. The only good thing about it, to me, was they went to the train station in the town I was in when I saw it at the cinema. And Pierce Brosnan. But the actual plot was crap.

>>83802521
Sure, but the chance at getting another Hot Fuzz or Shaun is worth a few stinkers

>>83798993
You proved that anon right.

>>83801402
>black hair
>pale skin
>blue eyes

Is this literally the perfect combination?

>>83801404
you're wrong, though.
stoner movies are shitty comedies with plots revolving about weed which is enough to keep an average stoner occupied for 1.5hrs.
some stoners, however, are a little more adventurous and, instead of watching a stoner movie, watch kino while stoned.

What is the quintessential "teen" comedy kino?

>Not another teen movie
>Eurotrip
>Don't be a menace
>???

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>>83798408
>>83798563
>loaded weapon 1
I fucking love that movie, ive posted it a few times ages ago but nobody knew about it.

>>83798364
this >>83798452

>>83801965

best scene of the whole movie. I was in tears laughing

>>83798923
That was a surprisingly great show.

Pretty much the British equivalent Police Squad

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>>83802379
ayy

>>83804223
American Pie?

>>83798630
Nice meme. I think I'll turn it into a copypasta.

>>83798712
Between Baseketball, Orgazmo, and Cannibal: The Musical I wish they did more live action movies. I thought they were funny on and off screen. I mean, that ship has sailed by now but to imagine what could have been.

>>83798217
i'm shocked

>>83798739
Of course that was also around the time that comedy began to entered its current phase of propped up mediocrity.

>>83805762
Quel shocker!

There was a ton of teen/YA kino in the late 90's early 00's. She's All That. NATM. Can't Hardly Wait. 10 Things I Hate About You. American Pie. Cruel intentions.

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>>83801663

>>83797917
>the pretty ugly girl
What did they mean by this?

>>83801402
>Damn
>Shit
>Oh, that is whack

>>83806217
She has GLASSES, a PONYTAIL, and she wears PAINT STAINED OVERALLS.

A young woman is shown in bed, she pulls a vibrator out of a sock, turns it on, puts it under the covers (presumably at her crotch), acts as if she's stimulated, and a parade of people come into the room (her priest, her father, her grandparents, some orphan children, her dog). She then climaxes as they all watch.

>>83806429

she has paint on her overalls**

>>83806217
She's pretty ugly

>>83797917
Is it Chadkino? Cause those tend to trigger me.

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>>83798408

>>83806000
Yep, looks like a long afternoon of Sega
checked

>>83798567

Is that John Conner's mate in T2 on the right?

A young man is nude, with whipped cream and cherries on his chest, whipped cream on his private parts. When he turns around to walk away, there is a small amount of whipped cream partially covering his buttocks, with a large banana sticking out.

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>>83806429

she is Kara's lesbo sister now

>>83797957
I'm sorry but if you have an issue with kino, you're reddit

>>83798889
wouldn't you're dick just fall off? Lol

>>83801720
Kek

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>>83801720

its pretty cool how extremely little they actually changed in NATM. The classroom scene is basically the same thing as breakfast club.

>>83802062
I know guys with hot sisters insist they "don't see them that way," but nah fuck off

>>83806974
What is Freddie Prince Jr even doing these days? Last I remember seeing him was in the Scooby Doo movies 15 years ago but after that, nothing.

Shaggy at least was in Twin Peaks for 10 minutes.

I'm pretty sure this movie gave me my incest fetish.

>>83807195
My hot sister gave me mine

>>83797917
didnt want you ruining it

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>>83801965

>>83807213
None of my sisters are hot :(

>>83801663
>my work here is done

>>83807238
Unless your mom is 45 or older there's still time

>>83807321
She's 52, and I'm the youngest child. All my sisters are definitely not hot.
I've got some pretty hot nieces, though.

>>83798923
Cum again?

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>>83797917
What did you think about this one?

>>83807155
He streams on Twitch.

>>83797917
how can you not know this movie yet?

>>83798408
This was fucking great

>>83807155
Shaggy also voices shaggy in the cartoon

>>83807788
Does Freddie voice Fred?

>>83807881
Nah, that's still done by Frank Welker, same as always.

>>83798974
POST

NICE AND SHITTY.

>>83807155
Bioware games.

>>83807417
A parody of a parody?

>>83808199
Apparently it's pretty funny.

>>83798630
Cured. Thanks

>>83797917
This movie makes me irrationally angry.

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>mfw glasses and overalls

>>83798782
Bored sniper has too much energy to write such a long comment as yours, longer than the shitpost you're sniping