New RLM HitB

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awww yeeeee

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Mike looks so derp

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>>83794475
quit shilling this fucking garbage on /tvt

OOH!

>>83794750
This. RLM shills can fuck off.

>Hates cinematic universes
>Hates by-the-books franchise production
>shills marvel constantly

REALLY makes me think

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>>83794475
now this I was not expecting

>>83794750
I thought I couldn't cringe anymore on /tv/ but damn this post is cringy as fuck.

>>83794750
>got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
proofs?

brendan Fraser btfo on suicide watch how will he ever recover

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Is he going to be okay bros?

>the black guy with the tongue

kek

I'm gonna need a gif of 8:52

>>83794750

>garage band music
>smarmy intro by Jay that ruins the entire tone
>"Hey Mike did you like this movie?"
>"No I thought it SUUUUUUCKKKKE-"
>cut to shot of Jay doing faux shock
>"-D how it wasn't longer!"
>"I thought it was okay too. There was some good things I liked about the movie and then some things I didn't like about the movie."
>"THAT'S RIGHT JAY!"
>the walking blob known as Rich walks on set
>"[current RLM meme]!"
>Rich exits
>the 'Jay thinks pulling a 'stupid' face is funny' part happens
>"Oh..."
>more garage band music

>uploading content at midnight

>>83794750
It's all true. Which is why you have yet to see any spewing fanboy refute even a single fact.

>>83794750
jay stop posting

>>83794475
>Literally get triggered and "depressed" by having ISIS-equivalent characters in the movie
>THIS ISN'T FUN

jesus christ these guys are cancer

>>83795028
>What is context?
>What is conflicting tones?

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>>83794921
>gif
Anyway, so this is the state of their fanbase.
>watch capeshit and hollywood flicks and make retarded faces for the camera and voice face-value opinions of no substance as an attempt at valid criticism and get paid $20k/month for it

>>83794475
Oh did you faggots finally have time from sucking dicks.

>>83795028
They are Disney manchildren. Sage every time.

>>83795157
Dude I'm being a bitter and cynical middle-aged man who loves kiddy marvel movies so I'm above criticism lmao

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>>83794750

>>83794849
they deleted the thread from the RLM forum..

one of the reasons they got rid of it imho

>>83794475
>calls the movie racist

HOLY SHIT

THEY REALLY DID IT

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many chins

;__;

Brendan absolutely DESTROYED

>>83795224
That's very convenient for your accusations.

>>83795261
They didn't though.

>>83795028
>Real world terrorists
>In a fantasy movie

>>83795734
Who said it's not a realistic setting infused with fantasy elements? The first Mummy was that. But I wouldn't expect fat manchildren who enjoyed TFA to know better.

>>83794818
>>shills marvel constantly

yeah, their rave reviews of Amazing Spider Man really made me think.

>>83795261
no

>>83794650
Shop in a (You) on the paper

>>83794849

is this wrong? I actually don't know shit about Patreon, but I thought the money earned there was for the creators to do what they want with it, not necessarily use it for "the project" a la GoFundMe or other crowdfunding.

>>83795858
That's Sony. They haven't said a single bad word of Disney's Marvel despite their phony act of being tired of shitty Hollywood formulas. Sellouts.

>>83795858
>Thinks Amazing Spider-man has anything to do with Marvel other than the source material.

>>83794849
They can buy cocaine with the Patreon money if they want, numbnuts. They are not obligated to use it camera equipment or whatever.

>>83794914
>Coolio
>the black guy

>>83796060
it's called "patron", not "e-welfare on frivolous things"

one is laziness and the other is patrician patronage a la the medici.

>Mike liked the flick

unbelievable

D R O P P E D

>>83796030
Except Thor 2. Or is that not Marvel either?

>>83796046
>other than the source material.
well then

>>83794475
Why was Mike wearing a ski mask? Serious questions

>>83796161
So Jay didn't realize it was him feeding him gay pheromone cake.

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>>83794475
jay is such a slut, saying tom cruise gives him a boner when he's about to marry mr plinkett

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>>83795986
here (you) go

>>83794650
This part felt almost TGWTG-tier.

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>>83796634
Perfect!

>>83794750
calm down susan

>>83796504
why would you do that?

>>83794954
>fact
the only thing that are possibly facts are the names of Jack's kids which is fucking weird that you even know them and hate them so much

It's a fair opinion that they criticize movies and make shitty things like Space Cop, but if Jack or Rich kick people from a video game stream for acting like dicks it's not really representing all of them.

>>83795157
So you never watch any of their videos?

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>>83794598

>>83796079

it's salary, not investment

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>bullying brendan

>>83794475
>still stuck on the plinkett homosex arc
When are the hack frauds gonna come up with something new?

>>83796079
You're getting mixed up with kickstarter you fucking idiot.

>>83799447
They have to pander to their Reddit audience with homoeroticism.

>>83796729
Have you seen space cop?

>>83794475
From the makers of space cop un ironically

>>83795224
The forum is still on. It's just not linked to their main site.

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>>83794710
>>83794788

>>83797000
That is all their videos though.

>>83803138
You clearly never watch them actually review the films.

>>83794750
Jacks FOD videos did go viral though.

>ugly wife

lol right

>>83803429
>genuinely responding to pasta

>>83796149
They gave that a "meh" review, barely saying anything bad about it

>these shitty cash in movie universes sure do suck
>but boy were Guardians of the Galaxy 2©, Wonder Woman™, and [insert upcoming capeshit film here] movie Great!

I honestly hope they are just doing self parody now because their little skits are reminding me of Doug Walker or Nostalgia Critic or whatever the fuck he calls himself

RLM threads produce the best reaction pics.

Though they're pretty much the only ones producing anything on this board.

>>83803596
Quick, someone post the new Mike (You) pic!!!

I know it's beating a dead horse, but it does piss me off that the spend all this time shitting on big soulless movie franchises, but the almost always review souless big budget movies, hell they even like a good chunk of them.

>>83803770
>>83796634

>>83803919
>I don't understand why this show that's dedicated to reviewing Hollywood blockbusters keeps reviewing Hollywood blockbusters

>>83794710
>rlm threads consistently reach bump limit
>durrrr stop shilling

>>83803563
Those are actually good movies though?????

>>83801267
>that page 10 bump
These RLM shills need to off themselves for good.

>>83796030
>>83796046

They liked and recommended WW. Now what? What's your brilliant victim complex excuse for that?

>>83804029
>They liked the same derivative trash everyone else liked
Oh wow these youtubers have surely made themselves noteworthy of daily shilling on /tv/

>>83796079
They live on the Patreon money - they don't have any other jobs except RLM.

>>83804054
So they're not contrarian enough for you?

>>83804054

Yeah that's what I thought faggot. Go be a Snyder shill somewhere else. He's a hack fuck and he should have killed himself instead of his daughter.

>>83804029
They actually didn't recommend Wonder Woman, they forgot

>>83804178
And you're too dumb to come to the conclusion based on their rather glowing review of it that they would recommend it?

>>83803530
fucking lol

>>83804108
They eat the same shit everyone else do. Why do you still shill them here?

>Mike: I know this movie has been getting bad reviews, but I loved it.
Stopped watching right there.

>mocking brendan
Damn, guess I gotta unsub now.

>>83803994
>>rlm threads consistently reach bump limit
No wonder when shill fucks like you keep bumping from page 10. Just look at this thread. There are gaps of hours between some posts. You shitstain waste.

>>83804393
Some of us have real jobs and things to do. We can't all sit on this thread pressing f5 over and over waiting for human contact.

>that brendan joke
JUST

>>83804418
>shilling jewtube for 0.05 $ a post is a real job
too bad you even have to work sundays, isn't it?

>>83804234
No

>>83803530
HELL YES

>>83803530
That would be amazing

I'm sad, bros. These fucking clowns criticize this movie for the exact same things Marvel does. It's like Marvel gets a pass for constantly setting up their bullshit sequels, but if some other studio does it, suddenly it's bad. I don't even want to go out of my way to defend this movie, it's not great by any means. But I enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed Ant-Man or Dr. Strange or Civil War. What is happening? What am I missing? They said Tom Cruise was super wrong for this part. I mean, how can they say that, but somewhat praise Affleck in his Batman role? (Before anyone younger than 18 responds, Affleck was and still is a joke and I can't see him as anything other than Ben Affleck parading around in a Batman costume). And while they didn't like BvS or Suicide Squad, they liked Wonder Woman? They weren't upset that DC is literally only copying Marvel, but in a much worse fashion? What the fuck is going on?

>>83805019
>people actually liked The Mummy and are excited to see Dark Universe movies
The state of this board lmao

>>83805019
They disagree with you so you're butthurt. It's because you're an idiot manchild who is used to everyone around him reinforcing his garbage opinions because he doesn't take having his autistic lottle feefees hurt. In short you're an idiot and should probably kill yourself. I frequently disagree with these two but I don't get assravaged over it. Hopefully someday you'll grow out of your retardation and stop acting like a petulant triggered tumblrona just because someone disagrees with you. Probably not though so suicide is probably your best option. Consider it.

>They edited title card for their segments
It's a new era

>>83804590
>can't even shitpost properly
Oh look, some eastern europoor

>>83805019
It was kinda original when Marvel started doing it and it fits the source material that is in a shared universe as well.
It's completely inappropriate for classic horror movies.
It also didn't come across as forced as with DC, Ghostbusters or Universal.

>>83794862
I don't know why they attacked him. That was mean.

>>83805283
Yeah, it's pretty much "Marvel can get away with it because they started it and it's their right to do it"

>>83805335
I love RLM just for making idiots like you mad.

>>83805019
WW is better than Marvel though

>>83803530
will it be as kino as yogcast's walkthrough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LvxSW_OPZ0
I don't think so

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>>83805283
>completely inappropriate for classic horror movies
Classic horror movies invented the shared universe

>>83805481
Crossovers aren't the same thing.

>>83805481
Yeah but they existed as individual movies that stood on their own first. The whole "let's build a cinematic universe first and then come up with scripts later" mentality that is rampant in Hollywood right now is cancer

>>83805481
a kino film

I thought that Dracula movie a couple of years ago about Vlad was the first in this Dark Universe thing?

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>>83805659
Fuck me, they mention it 5 seconds after I post.

>>83805659
I believe that was the intent at first, but it flopped so they decided to start over

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did anyone else think that mash up of old monster movie scenes with cliche capeshit overtop was satire made by Mike and Jay?

Turns out it's a real commercial

>>83794475
They released two HitB within seven days? Goddamn they are going to have to take a month and a half off to rest.

>>83805717
Yes, in fact I'm still not 100% convinced Jay didn't make that. Or maybe even Rich.

>>83805945
>I'm still not 100% convinced Jay didn't make that.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCm2PX5Iz00&t=2s

>rlm likes a blockbuster for X reasons
>they dislike another blockbuster for Y reasons
>anon throws a fit because they're supposed to either love or hate all blockbusters

erry time

>>83794475
does /tv/ like these guys or what? i dont fucking get it? should i value their opinion at all?

>>83806088
How else are anons supposed to pointlessly bitch if they don't ignore logic and reality?

>>83806121
Is it too difficult to form your own opinion of them?

>>83805207
Are you saying RLM aren't giant manchildren for sucking up Disney's kiddy marvels?

Kill yourself.

>>83806121
their "nerd cred expertise" only extends to b-movies and star wars/trek

mike LOVED jurassic world, he liked it way more than the original jurassic park

just think about that

>>83806492
>he liked it way more than the original jurassic park
Stop exaggerating.

>>83806361
>sucking up
They're not fanboys. They don't care about the MCU. They watch the shit an judge it on an individual basis of entertainment.

>>83806492
>he liked it way more than the original jurassic park
This isn't true though.

>>83806492
>he liked it way more than the original jurassic park
He never said that.
He said he enjoyed it more than Fury Road.

>>83806492
>he liked it way more than the original jurassic park
Stop lying. He likes both but for different reasons. He knows JW is dumb

>>83806533
/tv/ seems to really have trouble understanding this.

>>83806521
>>83806566
>>83806568
>>83806570
Hi Mike, Jay, Jack and Rich!

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HEY DID YOU SEE "MOOOVIE"
OH MY GOD
WHAAAAAAT

what's this style of clever humor called?

>manage to shit out half in the bag episodes in a day or 2 after a release
>barely make any other content

I wish I was working there.

>>83806807
american

>>83806600
Muh company wars. Everything is a shill conspiracy.

RLM wish the Dark Universe flicks were like Blumhouse stuff, but BH stuff doesn't make billions

>>83806807
It's called the "autistic manchild """""dry wit""""" "

>>83806568
>>83806568

That's pretty bad too though. Jurassic World was a piece of shit.

>>83794475
These point by point breakdowns are where RLM excel and I demand they make all their videos like this from now on.

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>Marvelshills suddenly don't like cinematic universes
>Mike The Fat Kike making a fat joke against /ourguy/ Brendan
>NC tier skits
the new level of JUST is reached

>>83805393
>duncan the obese dude weed lmao
>lewis the 5'5 manlet whos ogre girl even left him
>sjin the pedophile sexting with 11 year olds
>turps, the only real man besides sips in that shit company

Neill Blomkamp tweeted he wants to be on rlm

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>>83803530

finally, a pre-rec stream worth watching

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>>83807607
it's true all of it. OHHH MY GAWWDD

>>83807776
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>83807776
>mike buckles, backpedals, and softly retracts his opinions on chappie and elysium because neill is in the room
>jay stands by his original assessments of those movies
>mike continues to act pathetic and beg blomkamp to return to the show afterwards
>praises every new movie he makes even if they are legitimately awful or embarrassing

it's gonna be max "chinks in chunks" landis all over again

>>83807463
>lewis the 5'5 manlet
gee anon, that cut really deep for me

>>83794475
Wow, they are fucking idiots talking out of their assess. The Mummy (Karloff) wasn't a "racist" monster. He was Imhotep, like a wizard, and looked and acted like a regular person with the bandages off.

>>83794750
>somehow knows the names of AIDSmobys children.

What the fuck dawg. Get help.

>mummy monsters are racist

i've usually been able to overlook their reddit faggotness but that did it

>>83808585
>>83808830
*tips .25 cents

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>>83807776
HOL UP

>>83808585
>>83808830
That's Mike imitating idiots.

>>83806807
its purposely being unfunny so that you are immune to criticism

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>>83806807
It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

>>83808585
Goddamn why do some of you faggots even watch RLM if you can't follow what they're talking about?

>>83809560
He was blatantly wrong. He called The Mummy (Karloff) a monster,directly in contrast to thenew Mummy, who he described as a bad guy. I don't watch them. They are ok, but they aren't very educated.

>>83809449
The amount of autism from TFA haters never cease to amaze me.

>>83809717
RLM cocksuckers are worse desu

>>83809778
I have never seen such a long autistic copypasta from an RLM fan.

>>83809629
He's not talking about the actual movie, he's talking about modernSJW's ignorant perception of what the mummy mythology would be.

>>83805717
I was 100% sure that was a joke that they had edited together until Jay said it was real
What the fuck

>>83803530
if this happens I'm depending on you fucking /v/ faggots to make a thread here so we know about it

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When future generations sift through the smoldering rubble of postmodern America, they would do well to locate a hard drive with RedLetterMedia content on it. They could study Mike and Jay and, with that thin slice of information, fully understand what it is that killed western civilization.
Those two are bitter, cynical nihilists. They have devoted their lives, the prime years of productivity, to pithily lampooning cultural ephemera and implying "we could do better than these idiot filmmakers, but we're too cool to actually try."
They are every strain of societal AIDS melded together into a super AIDS of cultural death...
Well into middle age, they're still obsessively analyzing adventure stories for children. They're childless, unmarried, stubbornly avoiding an actual profession, opting instead to beg for Patreon donations. They are subsisting on the patronage of even more embittered, more lonely, more cynical losers who need virtual friends to swim in their vast Petri dish of misery with them.
Look in their fucking eyes, man. It's a joyless, pointless existence they're living.
They are so afraid of sincerity or honest artistic effort that they'll leave behind hours of footage of them chuckling about Tommy Wiseau. They are artistic cowards and abject failures in every respect.
Each time you catch a glimpse of them, you're reminded that we peaked as a civilization a long time ago. We're done creating. We're done feeling real emotions. All we can do now is analyze, criticize, and ironically pick through the dessicated corpse of our once great nation.

>>83809882
No he's not. Watch it again. Andif you wanna go there, he sounds like a cuck. Why bring that up at all, it makes no sense... What are you even saying? He's making fun of SJW's getting mad if they remade the old mummy because they would think it was like a zombie, even though it never was? That makes no fucking sense.

>>83810067
Mike's pointing out why they didn't just have a mummy found in Egypt, you moron.

>>83810067
Wow you're pretty autistic.

>>83810067
Haha Jesus Christ you're so stupid I almost think you're just trying to be funny.

>>83794750
Even if it's true, doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.

>>83810096
>>83810145
Mike straight up said 'The Mummy' was a racist monster. Just because he mentioned that a bunch of white kids would be upset about it in passing doesn't change how much he was actually harping on that.

>>83810096
>>83810145
But that's wrong. Just rewatched it. He says that it is racist, and refers to the old mummy as walking like a zombie, when the Karloff mummy was more like a Lich I think they are called.

>>83794475

Why does RLM spend 99% of its time reviewing garbage movies?

>>83803530
>Jay mad that people would never get excited to see him play a game like this

>>83803530
Mike is going to take Rich's gaming PC and Vive home and use the Star Trek VR as his masturbation aid, right?

>>83805393
>>83807463
I haven't watched them regularly since they started doing that stupid Minecraft RP that got them rich and famous. They've gone too far downhill to be redeemed now. Lewis and Sips are still the only cool ones though.

I miss peak Yogscast, when it was just Lewis, Simon, and Hannah sharing a small place, rather than a massive online media organization.

>>83810222
>Mike straight up said 'The Mummy' was a racist monster
Haha no he didn't you retard. He said white college students would perceive it as racist.

>>83803530
audio commentary for selected star trek episodes with mike and rich WHEEEEEN

>>83800942
It's a masterpiece compared to Douge's anniversary films.

>>83810893
No, he said that it was racist, but then mentioned later that white college kids would be in a tizzy about it.

>>83804115
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>83809449
I love this pasta. It's So good.

>>83811119
>pasta
>good
Kill yourself

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>>83805717
>>83805945
>>83806076
what the fuck

holy shit it's real

That would have been the perfect moment for another gag like they did with the Zookeeper trailer a few years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu02VSsLorE

>>83796030
>hey haven't said a single bad word of Disney's Marvel
Except they constantly bitch about it you retard.

>>83805717
Yeah, I thought Jay made it until he talked about it.

>>83812373
They actually enjoy those movies in regular basis.

>>83806492
>Mike's gf was a thicc ginger
>grew up with a crush on Dr. Beverly Crusher
>Jurassic World features ginger mommy
It doesn't take a genius to realize why Mike really liked JW.

>>83805717
Absolutely. I thought I was losing it.

DUDE CYNICAL MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO ARE TOO SMART FOR MOVIES BUT ALSO LOVES MARVEL TURDS BECAUSE "ATLEAST THEY KNOW THEY'RE DUMB" LMAO

Get this e-celeb garbage off /tv/.

>>83794475
turned it off as soon as mike started his cuck speech

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>>83805717
>mfw

>>83806121
Mike Stoklasa made some very, very good long-form reviews of Star Wars and a few other movies. The rest of their content never quite gets to that level, but I find Half in the Bag consistently entertaining. Their opinions tend to be a little all over the place; you've gotta invest time in knowing who these guys are to know whether or not to trust them.

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>>83812941
hm.. you got me anon

>>83794750
>criticizes shit
>still watches it

and now you understand why we like rlm

>watched the review prior to watching the movie
>go to the movies for comedic purpose
>get to the scene where Crowe hands over the paper works
>Couldn't stop laughing for a good minute

It was the only reason why I watched this in theaters.

>>83810805
It's Jack who runs the pre-rec twitter

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>>83815133
Doesn't mean Jay can't still be mad.

>>83815254
Why would Jay be mad? Why do you faggots thrive so much on your headcanon e-celeb drama? It's fucking creepy.

>>83805393
>duncan
no, how that faggot has a single subscriber is beyond me

>>83794475
>votes for globalism
>durrr why is globalism ruining muh culture hurrrr

still shilling for marvel i see

every 30 fucking seconds its marvel cinematic universe this marvel cinematic universe that

>>83815507
Yeah I have no idea why they would bring up the Marvel Cinematic Universe in the context of discussing a film that's clearly trying to ape the format of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

>>83815460
You're probably a complete fucking idiot with a childish oversimplified view of reality.

>>83815460
>votes for globalism
But that's every party.

>>83815659
>it a liberals project episode

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>>83794475
>recommending Blackcoats Daughter
holy shit that movie is fucking terrible

>>83815362
Kek. I dunno. I don't honestly think he'd be mad, but it's fun to pretend.

>>83815460
>movie studios want to appeal to places where billions of people are
>"voting" caused this

u dum

>>83795213
>model airplanes

>>83816104
>tfw i post anti-RLM pastas but i actually love them

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It's really hot in Milwaukee today.

What do you think Mike smells like right now?

>>83794475
so are they basically saying foreign countries are dumb? fucking americans and their superiority complex

>>83817119
They're saying chinks have shitty taste, which is true.

>>83816934
Cardboard, paint, and beer.

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>>83794475
>Dracula Untold was a flop
why are they so full of bullshit?

>>83817273
It was a critical flop

>>83813043
You fucks made the bed,now lie on it

>>83817413
>critics mattering
someone here is not #LITTY

>>83817273
It was too RAUNCHY and only meant for true FANS.

>>83796079
ya i still dont get why people disparage patreon likes it a scam..

they gave you tangible benefits (earlier release, extra stuff) and you support a form of art as a patron..

that being said, they don't have to report their spendings, as long as theyre are churning out content that meets the patrons standard, it doesn't matter what they may or may not spend it on.

heck RLM actually has low tiers of donations, saying outright there are better things to donate to

>>83803563
wow.. have though about the actual, you know, QUALITY of the movies?

get some better bait

>>83805246
ya noticed this, I didn't mind it..some doodtube guy will probably put them with their timecodes in the comments, hopefully will continue to their next vidoes

>>83805481
ya thats calling retroactively naming something that had some similarity to what we have now...
except there wasnt a board of executives planning each movie out like a factory toy..

>>83817273
I enjoyed dracula untold but i'm a sucker for vampire shit

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>Mike: Haha, Brendan Fraser! JUST!
>Jay: Haha, JUST fuck my kino capeshit up!
>*both look directly at the camera

Did they go too far, /tv/?

>>83818002
Newfag spotted.

>>83817273
>why are they so full of bullshit?
Wheres that sequel, anon? It came out three years ago.

>>83817273
>25 mil + 40 mil
>65 on 75 budget
>not a flop
Anon...I

>>83818686
Where are you even getting these numbers?

>>83818002
>mike making fat jokes

>>83820499
Did you even watch the video? You know he comments on the irony immediately after making the joke.