CABS ARE HERE

File: IMG_3056.jpg (31KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 480x480px

>Sammy and Ron are fighting in the middle of the night

File: article-2031258-0D9D13A100000578-202_634x395.jpg (47KB, 634x395px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 634x395px

headache got me suddenly

>>83791323
Can you imagine being Paulie, stuck between all that stupidity and egotism, only wanting to go out and party but always having to deal with the rest of the crew's dumb shit?

CABS

File: 1492996262951.jpg (8KB, 219x230px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 219x230px

>it will never be season one t shirt time ever again

>>83791553
ARE

>tfw it will never be t-shirt time again

File: 1478595078871.jpg (145KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 480x640px

>>83791508
I wouldn't exactly call paulie smart, but him and vinnie were probably the only decent people in the house.

try not to vomit

File: pauly d the god.jpg (9KB, 225x224px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x224px

>>83791592


HERE

>>83791608
GRENADE ALERT

>>83791608
Would fuck

>>83791608
Who is that slut don't tell me it's sammi

>>83791673
deena

File: 1478595765326.jpg (37KB, 758x537px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 758x537px

cute butthole

File: 1478595909865.jpg (70KB, 500x700px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 500x700px

cute tits

>>83791730
Is that jwow?

I want to suck her nipples

>>83791767
yeah
that's also before she ruined her face with surgery

>>83791814

got any snooki

>>83791608
Vinnie was a smug piece of shit, thought he was above everyone when he was on the show with them

>be Snooki
>get ditched

File: Deena-Cortese-Bikinis-With-Jersey-Shore-Cast-at-Seaside-Heights.jpg (476KB, 759x1000px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 759x1000px

>you will never spend the night in the smash room with thicc af Deena, while Ronnie is throwing furniture at Sam for buying him a vanilla protein shake instead of strawberry

Why even live anymore?

>>83791730
got any post op jwow tits?

File: 1478594999166.jpg (175KB, 448x600px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 448x600px

>>83791864
yeah

>>83792024
Holy shit.

>>83792024
I would have smashed deena, Angelique, and snookie. I'm a sucker for whores.

>>83791323
>Tfw no Jew GF

>>83792149
Honestly, I wanted to smash Snooki more than anyone else.

Best girl
Best guy
go

>>83792223
Same desu senpai

>>83792223
I want to smash bimbo Jwow in her prime on the show. Did she marry that old guy?

>>83792225
jwow
dj pauly d

hands down no contest

File: download.jpg (7KB, 228x221px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 228x221px

>>83791608
I'd hit it

>>83791608
I would. Italian wife sounds good to me. Also she's skinnier than my current GF so I'm all in

>>83792223
Same desu senpai

>>83792225
vinny
jenny

>>83791710
>women showing their butthole in photos

That is NEVER a turn on

>>83792149
Looks pretty tight to be honest with you senpai

>>83791814
I didn't even recognize her why would she JUST herself like that

>>83792225
Snooki
Pauly D

>>83792352
Why do people get any unnecessary plastic surgery at all? Body dysmorphia.

>>83792223
You mean hate smash

File: jersey-shore-duck-phone.jpg (79KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 600x400px

>it's a Roger puts Jwoww in her place episode

>>83792396
Nah, I kinda wanted to smash on a regular basis.

>>83791710
plz post more sammi

>>83792270
this

>>83792319
(you)

File: 1482323830037.jpg (21KB, 219x300px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 219x300px

>>83792319

>>83792609
all I have my man, sorry

>>83792396
If you're hate smashing anyone it's Angelina.

File: NzD087SWnqtTs_JaSFZj86HH_MSEHMUcGgd8sF55h48.png (185KB, 438x411px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 438x411px

>>83792223
I'd just smash it on the walk back to the house and leave her on a pile of garbage with her panties around her ankles like the filthy whore she is

scene that made me rage most:

>sammy jawing with random guy who keeps heckling her and ronnie
>eggs it on while ronnie pleads with her to leg it go
>gets ronnie in a fight
>almost gets him arrested
>plays the victim later because he pushed her out of the way

File: thirsty.png (726KB, 455x626px) Image search: [Google]

726KB, 455x626px

its a ronnie gets roid rage and overreacts and threatens to assault someone or break up with sam episode

>>83792838
nice

>>83792838
Hot