>A FUCKING SLOTH

>>83765144
I think it's more a of tapir tbqhwyf

Turned myself into a sloth, Rey. Big reveal, I'm a sloth. What you think about that?

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>>83765144
a SEA SLOTH

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>>83765144
>That head shape
Anakin's subconscious is a fucking weird place.

looks a bit like that alien-horse that farted on jar jar

>>83765144
WHO GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE

STARWARS IS A GIRLS MOVIE NOW

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>>83765144
This is still less retarded than space Neo Nazis.

>WTF TFA is just a rehash of ANH

>don't worry anons I'll give you a truly original story

>WTF SEA SLOTHS

you morons

>>83765197
so hot

>>83765144
CUT MY SHIT INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY JUST RESORT

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
"inhales"
WAIT WAIT WAIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83765144
>a sloth taught Luke how to be the ultimate force user
hahahhahahhahahahhaha

*inhales

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>You can choose any form in the universe, any form your fantasy can come up with, this is truly the creative strength and freedom of the sci-fantasy genre!
>I choose de SLOTH!

>>83765291
Ridiculous, but small goblin frog in a swamp was totally acceptable somehow.

>>83765144

i don't get it, who or what is that?

that's supposed to be anakin, right?

>>83765364
Anakin

>>83765388
Yes

>>83765398

what the fuck? how?

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'...Rey, I used to be the right hand man of the most evil ruler of this galaxy. After I died, I found a way to manifest again and now I only spread love, equality, diversity and galactic justice. My name is Anakin, look at me now!...'

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>>83765400
fucking hell

>>83765406
There was some guy who supposedly leaked TLJ's plot a few days ago. He mentioned Anakin would be reincarnated in a sloth-like creature.

>>83765400
WE

>>83765483
WUZ

So Maisie Williams is in this?

>>83765144
>This, Rey, is my father
>[audible sloth shriek]

Silly goyim they're going to make it look like a panda so it can appeal to Chinese merchandising

When will the goyim learn?

>>83765440
>reincarnation
That shit's more retarded than midichlorians ffs

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Concept art for the new Star Wars sequel leaked.

> A FUCKING GREEN MIDGET

Star Wars is finished

>>83765882
haha yeah its exactly the same thing :D

Can we just get an original story set in the star wars universe?

Not everything has to be about the empire or jedis.

Luke already got trained by some weird creature, why can't he learn on his own after that?

The Sloth will be the new Yoda, just much better.
Trust Rian Johnson, writer director of TLJ, who also brought you masterpieces like Looper.

>>83765904
Haha let me make fun of things after being proven wrong