/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

When will Andy show up in S3?

When will Cooper shwo up in S3?

When will Judy show up in S3?

When will Donna show up in S3?

Just watched the episode where Leland dies. This show is kino, but I hear it gets worse from now on. Should I watch the rest of s2? Also Major Briggs best character. Hope he shows up in s3.

>>83761381
Fuck off and die

>>83761381
there's still good stuff, but it is a real slog to get through.

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When will Michael J. Anderson show up in S3?

>>83761477
>>83761381

kys

>>83761477
We treez now

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>>83761381
After Leland dies it turns to shit until Windom Earle shows up. You can safely skip all episodes to that point.

>>83761565
what that have to do with Wisdom Earl I thout he was dead

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>>83761288
/tpg/ is already dead after only 19 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83761630
UNO JUSTO xD

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>twin peaks gets me interested in dream travel
>keep a dream log and focus on images that come to me in my sleep
>being to practice lucid dreaming
>start to visit black lodge in my dreams
>nobody's there but i have created a replica of the red room
>begin mediating
>find in 1hr sessions i can achieve an out of body state
>realize i have unlocked the ability to dream or project my mind whilst in a waking state
>project myself into the black lodge
>michael j anderson is there
>realize i have been duped and a lodge spirit now possesses my real body
>shitposting from black lodge now

it's comfy but i don't have very good internet in here.

>>83761716

how's the coffee?

>>83761735
Frozen

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>>83761735
frustrating.

>>83761735
Thicc.

>>83761735
damn good joe

I FOUND somethin

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>>83761630

>>83761822
and that's how you dry a vagina in record time

>>83762022
That made me wet and I'm not even a girl

>>83762022
Faggot. All women love being choked

>>83761630
>implying pretentious faggots here are not happy about TP being more obscure

>>83761288
A bit of serious posting, pls.
Just watched FWWM + Missing Pieces.
What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
Who the fuck is Judy?
What is the role of the ring?
Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking Good Mornin' America in the beginning?
Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
What the hell white horse means?
Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?

>>83762270
We're not gonna talk about Judy.

Look, no offense, folks, but you're reading entirely too much
into Lynch's work.

"Lynch is too artsy to just toss things in here".
Not true. Sometimes, the best stuff in film is stuff that means
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Sometimes, there is NO meaning. The artist's
intention is to laugh hysterically while knowing that millions of
folks are straining and losing sleep at night to "find the meaning",
insisting that there MUST be some meaning to everything, when
there really isn't. Dada?

Lynch fans usually sit back and enjoy his work, catching the very
silly things that Lynch includes in his "art". Lynch likes to
play with emotions. He'll offend you and horrify you. Seconds
later, he'll make you laugh. Then you feel guilty for laughing
because you saw something that horrified you only minutes before.
Anybody who can pull out so many conflicting emotions at one time
is one talented artist, that's for sure.

Of course, it IS kind of fun trying to figure out the "meaning"
to all of this stuff in Twin Peaks, but let's not get carried away?

>>83762540
Lynch's work may mean nothing, but some things are really easy to draw conclusions from. While there isn't a real "meaning", there is usually enough evidence to strongly suggest one.

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WHEN JOSIE GETS OUTTA THE DOORKNOB
SO GOOD
SHES THE PRIDE OF THE LUMBERMILL
SHES THE RAW FLAME
THE LIVE WIRE
SHE PRAYS LIKE A ROMAN
WITH HER EYES ON FIRE WALK WITH ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0AytYGHILw

>>83762270
>What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
THE SHIT, IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
>Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
We're not gonna talk about Judy
>Who the fuck is Judy?
In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.
>What is the role of the ring?
I don't know
>Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking Good Mornin' America in the beginning?
I don't remember that part
>Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
The deputy from the start of the film
>What the hell white horse means?
A city in Canada
>Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?
She has a doppleganger like everyone else

>>83761288
>no link for last thread

>>83762270
>What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
He found something at Judy's place that transported him to the black lodge, he witnessed a meeting among the spirits and possibly had a vision of the future since time in the lodge is warped (as evidenced by the fact that he assumed Cooper was his doppelganger instead)
>Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
>Who the fuck is Judy?
Nobody knows
>What is the role of the ring?
it's implied to be the vessel through which someone can enter communion with Mike, which is why their left arms (same arm which mike ripped out) are numb. Mike wants to prevent Bob from entering Laura, so he gives her the ring which prevents bob from possessing her, and he is then forced to kill her. Mike and his arm then demand the Garmonbonzia from Bob since he just killed someone who was connected to them.
>Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
A random drug dealer, canadians just happen to look alike
>What the hell white horse means?
the pale horse means death in multiple cultures
>Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?
She was fucked up from being fucked silly and tortured by her own dad since she was a child

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>>83763120
this is now a Josie appreciation thread.

1 reply = 1 prayer to josie getting out of the doorknob.

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o u r g u y
u
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u
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>>83761381
>I hear it gets worse from now on
You have no idea.

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>>83763178
/ o u r g u y /

>>83763178
1 squeeze an i'm cum

>>83763486
fuck

>>83763508
SIT DOWN, JEFFRIES

HELL

GAWD

BABY

DAMN

NO

>>83763581
Santa Maria, where did you go?

My opinion; Twin Peaks is a pretentious mess of a series, best avoided. I think the fact that David Lynch murders his audience by proxy for having the audacity to enjoy something other than his art house bullshit shows nothing contempt for said audience.

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We're in it now, lads

>>83761381
Yeah skip the rest. But make sure you watch Mulholland Drive, Inland Empire, and the Georgia Coffee commercials. Those are canon.

>>83763792
this

>>83763867
the fucks are it again

>>83761381
The last episode is the best. You have to make it through the shitty eps, but it's worth it.

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>>83763792
(You) know the drill

>>83764116
EPIC MEME BRO :D

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>>83764260
HAHA JUDY AM I RIGHT? :DDD
SHIT COME OUT OF MY ASS LMAO

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>>83761288
Hey /tv/, what would you do in Lynchworld?

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>>83764313
prolly live in moscow just like I do now

>>83764313
Turn into a fucking smoke cloud with a gold ball inside it

>>83762018
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>83761630

Trying to compare tv ratings in the 90s to tv ratings now.

Remember twin peaks season 2 at its lowest got 8 million and was considered low and unsuccessful. Almost anyhow now would fucking kill to get those numbers on tv.

>>83764359
no internet explains such high ratings
people had no other sources of entertainment

>>83763792
I don't think Lynch clockworked anyone in order to see his movies. He just gives what he's got and feels. And that's what artists do.
And that is what you don't understand. Opinions are like arseholes, anyway. Everybody has one.

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>>83764330
Did you hear anything about protest on Monday?

>>83764408
I didn't her about it because is hasn't happened yet
Sure will hear about it on monday

The one thing I cannot figure about the new series is how come everybody just dropped the whole black lodge thing. Andy found where it was, no? So why there are not ongoing investigations about it? I mean, 25 years and nobody did fucking anything? Or maybe EvilCoop blocked all the police work from the inside? Maybe it's a stupid thing from me to expect any explanation from Lynch.

>>83764510
They saw Cooper go into the woods, he disappeared for a while. He came back and he was a bit fucked in the head, but he was okay and was presumably discharged.

The bookhouse boys know about a "darkness in the woods" but they don't know about the lodge. While we (the viewer) see a curtain effect when Cooper stands in glastonbury grove, who knows if other people see it. From their perspective Cooper would have just walked into the woods and disappeared.

>>83764359
it still boggles my mind how the pilot got 34 MILLION viewers on its debut

>>83764510
Doesn't it appear every 25 years?

>>83763178
YOU JUST KNOW

>>83763178
God damn...

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I know it's a nighttime in america but that's no reason for /tpg/ to die

Holy shit, the third season is so strange,in a bad way, and boring.

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tfw will miss episode 6
JUST JUDY MY SHIT UP

>>83765333
HELLLOOOOOOOOoooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83761477

>be a hideously deformed midget
>genuinely believe you're superior to anyone

Nigga got ideas above his station and got in over his head.

>>83761381
Watch at speed 2, until the two last episodes

>>83764397
People had internet to discuss twin peaks

>>83765333
HELLLOOOOOOOOoooooo-OOOOOO!
>t.MrJackpots

>>83765480
it was 1991 so no internet

>>83763178
the blacker the berry, the sweeter the coffee

>>83765517
Commercial Internet exists since the mid 1980s, and the WWW exists since 1989. There already were BBS communities in the early 1990s.

>>83763178
oh mr cooper oh the juice it come out of my berries

>>83765517
People had internet to discuss twin peaks as it was airing in 1991

>>83765289
Ditto.

>>83765672
but the scale of that was not comparable to what we have now, not talking about how there was no internet in russia until 00s

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I brought a picture for you.

>>83765715
The combination of limited TV entertainment, and the WWW in its nascence, produced concentrated fandom, and intense "word of mouth".

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>Coop, I may be wearing a dress - but I still put my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean!
What did she mean by this?

>>83765732
THERE THEY ARE ANON

>>83764550
>While we (the viewer) see a curtain effect when Cooper stands in glastonbury grove, who knows if other people see it. From their perspective Cooper would have just walked into the woods and disappeared

Sheriff Truman saw it.

>>83765480
>>83765701
All the could do is discuss.

post lynch-core songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vBrz3SeYmM

Autist Coop is cute!

>>83765815
FACES OF STONE

>>83766732
This is the ultimate lynch core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ

>>83766732
https://youtu.be/eWgXJMyqZ2g?t=9m38s

>>83765517
>>83765715

>https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/WK0SzIaiN0k

You're straight up retarded.

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so who is our 2017 lynchfu?

>>83766848
Naomi is

>>83766848
Naomi is best girl all years

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>>83766773
My man. It's been too long since I last listened to this album.

>>83766732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzKQVH3BeZA
Amazing album

>>83766848

PISSFU

>>83766848
P I S S F U

>>83765815
THE BONE OF SCONE

>>83765822
Too bad he isn't coming back and won't be able to support Cooper's story at the end of all this in a surprise return.

>>83766773
gore motel is their best. fight me on this

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>>83766912
sheeit bruh, I only heard about them last year. Since then I listen to this album at least once a week.

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>>83767000
I haven' heard that one. Only Piano Nights and some of Black Earth. Very skeptical of your claim though senpai

>>83767065
its not dark jazz at all, but minimalist experimental ambient stuff

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>>83767028
I've known them for about 10 years since it's one of the few bands of international recognition hailing from my region.

>>83766732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6zCmCIsoAE

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>>83766959
>>83766961

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>>83767341
M. U. H. D. I. C. K.

THAT SPELLS MUH DICK

>>83767341

So fucking hot goddamn

>>83767341

Is she a member of the Golden Lodge?

Anyone else felt unfullfilled after the last episode?
Don't get me wrong, it was top. It was just that after getting four episodes at once, getting used to one episode per week is not as easy as I had thought.
Especially since this show is shot like a movie anyway, with only the last scenes lingering on.

>>83767423
Pissfu resides in the golden outhouse

>>83767065
Listen to Sunset Mission.

>>83761288
This is probably the slowest moving /tpg/ since the premiere. Is it over?

>>83767702
nothing to discuss about till next episode

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Laura Palmer growing stronger

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/tpg/ when will you get a life?

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Where do I even begin… The characters are instantly forgettable. There is nothing interesting, fascinating or funny about them, they are simply bad. Most of them are new characters, and we only see very few of the original cast. And even the ones that were originally captivating are now grotesquely dumb-ed down and unpleasant. Cooper is now possessed by Bob and walks the earth as the greasy, leathery, repugnant love child of Elvis Priestly and your neighborhood sex offender. There is the good Cooper who was trapped in the Black Lodge who most likely suffered some serious blows to the head, because he acts constantly bewildered by everything and can only repeat words other people say to him. Think of Leo after he was shot, and then dumb it down 10 times. That is the good Cooper. Then there is the third version of Cooper who wears crazy green jackets, has a pot belly and transforms into smoke, and then into a small golden ball???!!! Lucy and Andy apparently had a lobotomy and a child. Bobby is a cop?! There is a tree with a brain like monstrosity attached to it that talks and predicts the future. There are killer ghosts, bad CGI, women without eyes.

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>At night I'm driving in your car
>Pretending that we'll leave this town
>We're watching all the street lights fade
>And now you're just a stranger's dream
>I took your picture from the frame
>And now you're nothing like you seem
>Your shadow fell like last night's rain

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The dialogue is so bad. The atmosphere is unidentifiable. We go from dream like scenes that defy description, to images of New York city at night, to casinos to residential areas. I cannot fathom what this show's vibe is supposed to be.

The story is…I have no idea. There are multiple stories that overlap, none of them seaming to be connected to the other, none of them having any sense or point.

The soundtrack…There is close to none. There is that humming, buzzing sound that made the original distinctive and scary. Every episode ends with some band playing at the Bang Bang bar, and they're pretty good.

That's pretty much everything I have to say about this laughable comeback from a major, acclaimed director. I hated it. To add insult to injury, there are those who hail Lynch as a visionary, brilliant, incomparable artist who delivered the best possible sequel to the iconic show. If you disagree, you are treated as a tasteless simpleton who should go back to watching Transformers.

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Look, I get it. David Lynch's work isn't for everyone. It's peculiar and abstract and speaks to a particular type of movie goer. And it's OK, we don't all have to like the same things. Not everyone likes Tarkovski, Ingmar Berman or Bella Tarr. However, even when talking about art, that is inherently subjective, there are still ways to judge it and rate it. The 3 directors I mentioned are all unique and strange, but their work is cohesive and although abstract, gives you something to work with. Season 3 is nothing like that. It's an incomprehensible, self sufficient, insulting, patronizing claptrap. It's like someone gave David Lynch the most exotic and potent drugs, and then filmed his nightmares. It is disjointed and pointless, it's a deformed parody of the original show, it's the evil doppelganger of the first 2 seasons. I spent most of the time staring in disbelief at the screen, feeling like I was on crazy pills. Don't I get it anymore? Is this what I have been waiting for 25 years? Is David Lynch possessed by Bob? I guess we'll never know…

>>83761377
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>83767869

I agree that people are entitled to their opinions on the new series but complaining about tonal shifts in Twin Peaks is idiotic. Same with the stories not being connected when it's obvious that they will be by the end.

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>>83767824
>>83767869
>>83767895

>>83767869
>imdb

Tomorrow lads :)

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>tfw you realize the new season doesn't have the rights to the OST from s1 and 2, and they only bought the rights to the opening theme and laura palmers theme

>>83761630
Newfags are still struggling through the original show, see >>83761381 they can't help increase the ratings before then.

>>83761477
Never noticed that one of his shoes has a huge raised platform.

>>83767869
>>ign.com

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>>83761288
refute this lynchfaggots

>>83766848

Jade. It isn't even a competition.

>>83766848
Judy

>>83766848
Tracey no competition

>>83768122

These are the kind of people who worship Game of Thrones, where nothing happens for eight episodes before a bunch of audience shock bullshit in the last two.

>>83768045
People keep saying they want the old music playing over the scenes we've seen, but I feel like this was purposely avoided to further illustrate that this new season is its own thing. Having music playing over every scene would force comparisons to the old style that would only make people hate the differences even more.

>>83768122
>I want an actual crime that needs to be solved
Well he completely missed the point of the first seasons of Twin Peaks, probably has never watched any of the Lynch movies.

>>83768199
This desu senpai

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>get off me Andy!

wtf I hate Andy now!

>>83768045
They've also used the Dark Woods theme from episode 29 (original's last episode)

>>83768199
I've been wanting some music, not necessarily the old, over a few scenes where it would cause them to work better. Especially some of the comedy ones. I loved the end credits in episode 5 with that sax music over the Cooper scene. Twin Peaks just seems to work much better with music.

>>83767702
This cycle will likely repeat every week. Looking forward to Monday thru Thursday.

>>83768524
kys tho

>>83768524
There was noticeably more music in ep 5 than in the last 4, not just at the end but the drums while Coop was at work.

>>83768524
Faggot

What was the meaning of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgr0IcGHU0o

>>83768575
Yes, that was the impression I got that it felt more balanced. Not that I counted the music scenes or anything, I was watching it drunk as I've done all the episodes so far.

>>83768616
>>83768575
>>83768567
>>83768524

Samefag

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>>83768734
Faggot

>>83768734
>People disagree with me must be a samefag

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>>83768122
Old fag here; have seen all of Lynch's shit. Saw Blue Velvet (the seedling that grew into Twin Peaks) in the theatre when it was first released. You cucks need to stop worshipping him. He's a great director, but they all veer off the path from time to time. I agree with the post. The longer Lynch diddles himself, the bigger wad the fans are going to expect and at this point, it better be a fuckin, Noah's flood.

>people thought Lynch was being greedy when he said Showtime wasnt giving him enough money
>manages to renegotiate for more cash
>the final product still has very low budget effects
>Lynch had to save money by recording on his personal digital camera instead of on film reel
Showtime are some stingy fucks

>>83768647
He is possessed by the pre-evolution of the arm.

>>83768647
This

>>83768897
>Saw Blue Velvet (the seedling that grew into Twin Peaks)

lol you have no idea about Lynch

>>83768835
>what is being sarcastic about 'faggot' shit responses

>>83768846
Fucking homo

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>>83768734
you caught me

>>83768991
Yeah no honestly kill yourself you fucking retard

>7 hours
>165 posts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't you die on me /tpg/

>>83766825
omg, didn't expect this.

Really interesting to see discussion of the show from the early 90s

>>83769241
imagine being such a loser that you browse the internet in the early 90's

I just finished the Season 2 episode where Josie dies and I have a few questions:

Firstly, what the fuck was going on with her character for the entirety of Season 2? Her arc should've ended when the mill burnt down. Maybe involve her with Catherine coming back or something, but don't give her a full arc where both Catherine AND Andrew come back (seriously what the fuck was the point in that?).

I have no idea what her arc even was half the time. So she was fucking a dude in Hong Kong, then his business partner married her and took her to Twin Peaks, she tried to kill him because the first dude told her to, but let the second guy go free and faked his death?

Why, though? She was only interesting in the first season because Catherine fucking hated her guts, but as soon as the latter disappeared I'm pretty sure it was just an excuse for Joan Chen to get naked since every other scene of her involves her getting fucked.

The reason I'm so autistic about this arc in particular is because it's the best way to sum up my problem with Season 2 thus far. It's just stupid. It was interesting seeing how particular arcs with certain characters were involved in Laura's death. Now those arcs are still (for some reason) ongoing without Laura's death to bring them all together as the case has been solved. It's a mess.

>>83768897
I don't understand this. You say you're an old fan, but people should stop worshiping Lynch and admit the season has not been enjoyable/well made so far since it will only build up expectations to unreasonable levels.

The issue is, it's the people who have denounced these episodes that are expecting something more than they are getting. They don't want an 'unrelated mess', they want the same people playing out the same stories as though the show never left and is still a 90s soap opera.

Meanwhile, the 'cucks' who worship Lynch are not only enjoying the ride so far, but are willing to trust in Lynch as the story plays out to see how this 'unrelated mess' might possibly come together. Somehow it has become the popular opinion that believing Lynch created this season with a beginning, middle and end planned is just the product of him 'trolling the fans', and we should all stop watching and denounce the show immediately until Agent Cooper gets his coffee and pie.

>>83768979
>An quaint logging town in which a young man discovers a hidden dark side and struggles with having a foot in both worlds while solving a mystery.
lol. You have no idea about evolving themes.

>>83769273

please anon you'd be browsing early 90s internet just like the rest of us

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>>83766825
>tfw most of those people couldn't live to see the new season

>>83769323
I also forgot to mention the fact that she was the one who shot Cooper despite having absolutely 0 motive for doing so.

>>83769273
It was mostly university students then. Imagine being such a nerd that at college you'd be discussing television shows and analyzing them instead of going to parties or hitting the bar with your brahps.

Dead thread dead show

>>83769323
Josie doesn't die

The point was that Andrew Packard survived the attempt on his life

She was the daughter of some powerful guy on Hong Kong and she tried to kill her own dad to inherit his fortune, she got caught and fled to Twin Peaks with Andrew and then tried to kill him to inherit his money

She shoots Cooper because he was investigating her life and she didn't want him to connect the dots

>>83769393

i thought josie's arc was a mess as well. i think they wanted to keep joan chen around but the writers had no idea what to do with the character. i was glad when she got turned into a wooden knob

>>83769069
Mong.

>>83769346
I didn't even know Internet was a thing before 2000, so imagine being such a nerd that you not only know about it but use it to discuss some tv show

>>83769422
haha, fuckin nerds

>>83769438
I thought Andrew said he didn't kill her in the end and just faked it?

Was Cooper even investigating her life? I feel like he's getting told all the shit about her, Albert is the one to tell him she shot him.

I don't want too many spoilers, but it seems like they brought him back for no reason.

>>83769446
Why would they want to keep her around? She's a terrible actress. I can't understand half the things she's saying.

>>83769513
He never died, he found about Josie's plan to kill him and faked his own death

>>83768122
Seasons 1 and 2 were not much better. He should be used to this by now. A lot of time is spent focused on side plots and stupid bullshit.

I also just don't see the reason to give up hope yet. It's just 5 episodes of 18. Nothing much got done in 5 episodes of Twin Peaks season 1 either. Lynch and Frost take their time and stretch things out. At the same time, it's not going to be this wondrous masterpiece at the end, because the original Twin Peaks never was, it was always pretty flawed and spotty in its writing.

>>83769324
>they want the same people playing out the same stories
That's not only untrue and nearly impossible because the original cast is quite decrepit or dead. There are (potentially) fantastic new characters who are so far, underused. Naomi fucking Watts as June Cleaver, and Michael sip-time Cera as Marlo Brando...so much potential; don't drop the ball on this, Lynch.

>>83769513

you said it yourself:

> just an excuse for Joan Chen to get naked since every other scene of her involves her getting fucked.

>>83769485

I once watched an old man fall down a flight of stairs and piss himself when he hit the bottom.

Somehow, your post is sadder than that.

>>83769485
Yeah. College-Twin-Peaks fan here. We held Twin Peaks parties and dressed up as our favorite characters. Cringe.

>>83769655
haha

>>83769577
That's so stupid. Why even bother casting Joan Chen at that point (apart from her being hot I guess)? It's just a waste of time and shits on her character as well as the Sheriff's (for putting up with all that bullshit, he knew something was up).

>>83769655
>an old man fall down a flight of stairs and piss himself when he hit the bottom.
That will be episode 6, and then a band plays at the Bang Bang Bar. Roll credits.

>>83765333

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83769581
You people are so childish, I swear to Christ

>dude, there was no explosions nor major character deaths in the first 5 episodes
>no car chases either
>nothing happens

>>83769735
Those are the same kind of people that consider Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad the best tv shows ever made, just ignore them.

>>83769705
You probably have already heard about this but Twin Peaks had the soap opera thing going on on the side, that arc is part of the classic telenovela cliches

>>83769735
I didn't say nothing at all happens, but not much has happened, and it is still very slow moving. I don't consider any of the gag scenes as "something happening," they're funny but they don't really move the plot along.

>>83761822

I would beat the shit out of this fag if I was there and I'm not even a white knight.

>>83769598
You want something more than what you're getting. Even though you don't want the same characters as before, you still have the unchecked expectations of the worshipers you condemn.

It's okay to not enjoy the new season, but don't act like a hypocrite when others don't feel the same.

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>>83768931
>the final product still has very low budget effects
>Lynch had to save money by recording on his personal digital camera instead of on film reel

L Y N C H E D

>>83769810
>and I'm not even a white knight.
cringe
Also he would probably beat the shit out of you while you stutter fag

>>83769867
what do you call what he was doing, feeling up her boobs and stuff, can that be considered rape?

>>83768931
>instead of on film reel
How much is recorded on film reel anymore?

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>>83769805
>and it is still very slow moving
Literally watching paint dry.

>>83769867

He's a skelly, he wouldn't do anything..

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>>83770023

look at this skelly fuck, I bet you could kick the shit out of him too

>>83766848
ONE ONE NINE

>>83770109

>comparing a trained fighter to a Horne

>>83761822
How do we know his name?

>>83769830
I bet marketing for Season 3 was five times greater than the production budget for the actual show

>>83766825
Holy shit, our ancestors!

RIP sweet niggas

>>83770773
>I bet marketing for Season 3
What marketing?????

>>83770873
In Australia I've seen posters everywhere, I guess that counts.

>>83764619

Lynch was still riding on the Blue Velvet hype

>>83766825

>they were already using greentext quotes in 1990

damn son

>>83770975
That would have been paid for by Stan. they did the same for Saul.

>>83771048
Makes sense. I might try a trial of Stan just to compare it to Netflix.

>>83763072
>>Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
>A random drug dealer, canadians just happen to look alike
Wai didnt he kill a deputy we saw at the beginning.

>>83771248
check imdb, not the same actor
Canadians just all look the same

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>>83761288
I edited Seasons 1 and 2 into (somewhat) condensed videos for people who want a refresher. Don't watch this if you haven't seen the show yet. It's for people who have already seen it but don't want to watch all 30 episodes again. Feel free to add link to the pastebin.

https://mega.nz/#F!GkgD1TLA!JF8AYiW9zjWzyc7Km71c0Q

>>83764510
It could have been one of those things where you experience something odd but you sort of don't talk about it afterwards. Supernatural things sometimes have that effect.. with some people you just don't discuss it. Andy and Truman could have been like that. Also, they probably have no clue there's something wrong with Cooper. In their opinion he's just missing. Cooper most likely did develop his evil persona long after leaving Twin Peaks and was hiding his situation as best as he could until then. As far as the sequence in the bathroom, he explained to Doc and Harry in the Missing Pieces that he just slip on the floor and smashed his head in the mirror.

>>83764510
Season 2 implied it only opens at certain times

>>83768076
Yeah I just saw that too, is it just random or is that some specific dancing thing?

>>83771464
Thanks, I'm gonna check it out, see if it's any good

>>83768076
>>83772395
It's osteogenesis imperfecta. His legs aren't the same length.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REnlB3631Nw

>>83771122
I'm actually preferring it, personally. Lot's of stuff licenced from US channels that netflix won't get.

justwatch.com/au/provider/stan should list most of the stuff available there.

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Bobby may I share a vision with you? In the vision I see agent Cooper. He kidnaps me, makes it look like I died in a fire, tortures me for years for information and beheads me at the end. And he was a good friend.

whats the best analysis shit on youtube I can watch

Bored waiting for new episodes

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>>83772795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfksVBDF-A

>>83772795
This one honestly isn't too bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg3kLsHOGBc

>>83772795
i like the vlog lady
theres this guy ''wow lynch wow'' too

Anyone know the actual product budget for season 1, season 2 or season 3?

>>83772795
>>83773021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGT9r595mA0

>>83766848
No love for cigfu, I'd choke her

i've seen all the episodes because my uncle works for david lynch and tard coop gets coffee and pie at the very end but the coffee is the shit from the pond in the woods and he gets sent back to the waiting room for another 25 years (that is, the '25 years older coop' from season 2 was actually 50 years older coop. that's why coop in old man make up actually looks worse than current coop) But it's implied that it's all a big temporal loop anyway (think laura dern looking at herself from behind the movie set in inland empire)

We're not gonna talk about Batman. We're gonna leave Batman out of this.

>>83773260
My uncle is David Lynch and he said your uncle is a pussy

>>83773358

I'm David Lynch and I think you're a pussy.

>>83761822
Alpha as fuck.

>>83768045
showtime/cbs owns all the rights to all the twin peaks music, dipshit.

>>83773429
I'm a pussy and I think I just got lynched

>>83761822
this is pure cringe. anyone acting like an r9k tier bitter autist like this would be set upon and have their shit kicked in within 30 seconds maximum

>>83773450
You should give it a try in real life, what's the worst that can happen?

>>83773526
Unless they are a son of someone wealthy and influential

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>be black man
>david lynch casts you as a lodge spirit
>"hello african american friend, you will be playing a character known as the jumping man!"
>"no script, just do what you do best!"
>"jump around and make animal noises"

what the FUCK did lynch mean by this?

>>83761822
He reminds me of Laura. Laura would go up to guys and be like "WANNA FUCK" with an evil atmosphere like that. Once Bob finds out about this guy, he'll want him just like he wanted Laura.

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>>83767824

>>83770686
Credits, duh

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>>83773936
dude, she wasn't evil, she was a hooker

>>83767824
rofl

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>>83774036
>>83773936
YOU GONNA DO IT TO ME? HUH?

>>83774111
>that's a nice name, Buck

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>>83774111
>an unhinged blonde qt pie being groomed by malevolent transdimensional spirits will never crudely accost you for sex
WHY FUCKING LIVE

Hey guys A friend of mine worked at the shooting of S3 and apparently Cooper will stay retarded. I love it

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>>83774203
>ywn walk backwards to the school after fucking her

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>>83774203
>you will never save her
[melancholy music climaxes]

my dads an actor and hes going to be an extra
hes playing a tree in the scene where bobby rapes and kills becky. (bobby is beckys father btw)

>>83773153
holy shit shes so cute

laura the best

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>>83774270
>thats a really nice meme, Buck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MyEg7sTRs

KINO

>>83774777

i love how you love me

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>>83774288
>you will never send her back to missoula

>you can go out now
what did laura mean by this

>>83774777
based lynch

sarah

laura

WHERE'S MY AXE

>>83774847
MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83772795
I've been watching these videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhysLIW2o58

They're pretty long but they go through almost every scene and it's nice to have on in the background.

>>83772898
I like watching this one just because it's what seems like a stereotypical normie point of view. Though people in the comments are even shitting on them. Both because they take up half of a short video talking about Lynch's "problem" with women, and that they only have 1 15 minute video for 3 episodes.

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>>83774637
perfect

>>83774270
Whats up with the guy in the background?

>>83761331
first 3 episodes he was there

>>83774777
Kind of cringey t.b.h. She is cute of course, but that scene went on a little long. And yes I am the same guy that posts this in every thread.

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>Albert is just a retard wrangler for Gordon

True friendship.

>>83774270
>freeze at 9 seconds
>guy with reddish hair, red coat, book bag, and jeans enters from the right
>looks like same guy who walks in front of Bobby
Doppelganger?

>>83775110
>Lynch's "problem" with women
But Lynch is a huge white knight, what are they talking about?

>>83775835
Apparently it's better to ignore that women do get beaten, raped, and murdered in reality than it is to make a film about it.

>>83761381
Imagine you are readijng a book.

You reach page 200. You know that page 200 to 300 haven't been written by the same author of the frist 200 pages and last 200 pages. Not only that, but the author of the other 400 pages despises those middle 100 pages.

Do you read those middle 100 pages, or do you skip them?

Your choices are a) read them because autists with OCD on this board told you to read them b) skip to the part where the original author return c) endure the 100 pages for curiosity

if you skip season 2 after leland just make sure you watch the last episode

>>83775792
probably more likely to be a case of
>Why pay for two extras when you can just re-use one you already have on hand

>>83774777

seven... now this number seems hella familiar for a twin peaks thread

>>83775940
>implying it's autistic and OCD to finish what you started
Your logic is flawed

>>83775940
It not only about beaing an autistic ocd.
It's about people should see for themselves and forming their own opinion

>>83775940

>replying to bait

who is the real autist here?

>>83768045
Badalamenti's still doing the OST though

>>83763178
Did Kyle have some work done on his face?

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>>83767824
>Bobby is a cop?!
You're a moron if you don't think this is one of the best things about S3 so far

>>83776175
if someone is hyped for season 3, they can skip the middle part where lynch had nothing to do with it- and that lynch himself despises

they can revisit the material later. or while they wait between episodes.

but if they are hyped for the new season, there is nothing bad with seeing the first season, start of second then skip to last episodes and finally third season. Heck, I would even recommend looking for a list of must see episodes or look for that fan cut of 5 hours.

it might be that they hate the middle of second season even more than lynch and get turned off by the series and I don't want that.

So, new friends to twin peaks, don't worry. Watch the essentials from the 2 season then join us with watching the third season. Then, according to how much you like twin peaks, you can decide to go back and watch the full experience. Second season is fun anyway, just I wouldn't recommend it as mandatory view (in full)

>>83769480
That's probably because you didn't even know how to speak until 2000 you literal child

>>83774270
how old was the bobby actor? why did he age so badly?

>>83776530
He didn't age badly he was possessed by a lodge spirit

>>83776530

It's almost like twenty-five years is a significant amount of time.

>>83776530
The young people were all Gen-Xers, which means they all are in their 40's/50's now

>>83776530
Hate to break it to you, but most people who do not age like Hollywood actors.

>>83776701
I assumed he was 20 or so and I know many people who at 45 looks good or much better than that

I would expect him to age even better as he is an actor. Guess not. But anyway I didn't realize he was 25 at the time of the first twin peaks, so yeah he's 50 or so so it makes slightly more sense. But for the plot he would be what, 43 or something

james also aged super badly

the only ones who aged greacefully are coopers, gordon david lynch, albert

>>83776859
>james also aged super badly

That's what happens when you have your colon removed.

>>83776898
damn man didn't know. didn't know.

>>83776859
Bobby actually aged much better than Cooper, the only difference is that one of 'em dyes their hair

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>>83766825
Whoa that was like 25 years ago

>>83776932
also of course all the actresses aged monstrouounsly and gracelessly but that's expected. Naomi watts looks super good for her age though

>>83776932

Yeah, it's fucked up. He's lucky they didn't have to remove his apostrophe too.

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>>83776972
>monstrouounsly

>>83768045
a lot of the new music is by Johnny Jewel, so I can't complain there

>>83777059
eh eh sorry for the not immaculate spelling ;))))) thanks for noticing (autistic retarded reddit tier piece of shit)

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>>83777072
this

>>83777150
also Ruth is bae

Anyone up to stream all 5 episodes back to back tonight?

>>83777116

salty

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>>83777116
>autistic retarded reddit tier piece of shit

Oh you done got me good, anon. Sick burn, bro.

new
>>83777243
>>83777243
>>83777243
>>83777243

>>83777072
>>83777150

Just waiting for Desire to show up at the end of one of the episodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybYaONaws9k&t

>>83776251
Is he though? Name one scene that recognizably features new music of his?

A lot of the ambient noise is by Lynch/Dean Hurley and they reused a Thought Gang (Lynch/Badalamenti) track from the 90s.

>>83761288
Janey-E and Sonny Jim are fabricated humans, some how connected with the lodge via their strange names and Sonny Jim blinking backwards. However, what if they are some how connected with the drug woman and curious child across the street (curious child had a '1' on his shirt)? What if the drug woman's drug habit drove up Dougie's debt. What if the drug woman and curious child are doppelgangers of Janey E and Sonny Jim. What if someone split them into two entities in order to trap cooper. What if evil cooper knew how to do this and it was part of his trap that he spent 25 years setting up?