The Mummy Reboot Opens LOWER Than Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

>>83759419
Time to start the JUSTed Tom Cruise meme yet, boss?

InB4 JUST CRUISIN'

the terracotta warriors and emporer qin are a really interesting historical story I don't even understand how they fucked that movie up

We'll at least after a bad opening I can go back home to my wife and dau-
Katie? Suri? Where are you?

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>he thinks the American market matters

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also, thats only a meager $7 million more than Dracula Untold (which had no big name stars attached and smaller budget compared to The Mummy).

>>83759588
kung fu fightin yetis

>>83759499
Brendan Fraser is free from the JUST parasite, which has found a new host, Tom Cruise.

Fuck Tom Cruse and fuck any Mummy movie without Rachel Weisz

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>>83759499
YEAR OF THE BRENDAN

>want to see a decent Mummy movie

>there's no actual mummy and instead some random tribal ethnic bitch is acting all "spooky"

nigga pls

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>>83759675

>tomb of the dragon emperor
>NO FUCKING RACHEL WEISZ

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!?

>>83759675
>yfw Chinese are bigger plebs than Americans
They eat shit movies up

>>83759419
It's even worse than The Scorpion King which opened with $36 million.

>>83759675

>18.7 million

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Ja2E2ieAQ

>>83762063
>on the verge of tears

>>83761710
Why is it that every time I see Brendan Frasier it looks like someone just broke his spirit?

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>>83759499
>just

Wow, Tom's last film was a flop, and his new film is a flop. We can honestly say now that his career is in serious trouble.

>>83762152
WHy else do you think he's doing top JUST 2?

>>83759419
Maybe stop rebooting movies that weren't good in the first place?

>>83762188
you take that back right now.

>>83759499
>JUSTed Tom Cruise meme

Tom Cruise brings in the international box office. That is the reason why is he is star.

Good, less people looking at my mummy waifu.

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>tfw no cummy from mummy

Sofia as a sexy as fuck Mummy does not deserve this treatment. This JUST by association. Fuck this shit. Fucking faggots can't enjoy a good waifu mummy movie with a side of lukewarm Cruisekino? FUCK YOU

>>83762107
If anything I think it's more likely to be the effect of finding out he has dedicated fans for real and someone else saying it to him, being a vindication. But, if nothing else, I'm also pretty sure he's just a shy kind of guy who talks that way normally.

I encourage everyone to check out his website.

>In 1998 Brendan was married to the lovely, funny and intuitive Afton. In the last year alone they have made their home(s) in Los Angeles, London, Sydney, Ho Chi Minh City and other far-flung locales. Now in 2001 Brendan comes full circle as he fulfills his early aspirations, opening this fall on London's West End in a stage production of Tennessee Williams' Pulitzer Prize winning play CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF.

What will happen to the Universal horror monster cinematic universe now?

>>83762063
If we meme hard enough they'll find a way to bring him back. You watch.

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>>83762256
mummy, anon wants silky

>>83759675
I guess Tom Cruise is someone only the Chinese can look up to

>>83759419
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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>>83762138
>that pathetic body
Sad!

>>83762116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs

>>83759675
another shitty movie gonna get bailed out by rice farmers with no taste