Find a flaw.

dull as dull

>>83756050
why didnt he kill harry when he went inside him during the glass scene in 5? he was able to make him convulse and shit

>>83756136
that was possession

>>83756050

dolores umbridge is the best villian in the series, at least in the books.
didn't see most of the films, awful.

vodlemort should have been much older, too

he has the same nose as that one girl the paedo-bot spams every day. jordan or whatever

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>>83756050
superior dark lord coming through!

Deh!

>>83756050
hes not a nigger

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Lord moldy butt was in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"BRAAAAAAP!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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where is based dullposter when you need him?

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>>83756256
check your privilege boi.

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>>83756050

i'll give you four flaws:

- bald
- disgusting non-nose
- ugly face
- atrocious skin

pic related is purrfectly sexy hot

>>83756275
shut up you testicle gargler

>>83756201
wasnt he like 40 when he was killed for the 1st time in the 90s also he should have come back with jet black hair and a nose. I always pictured him as a normal dude in the books. oh also remember:

BOOKS
7>2>3>4>>1>>5>>>>6

MOVIES
3>2>4>>>1>5>>>>7>>>>>>>>>>6

>>83756050
He was gay.

>>83756050
if you watch this and you are not a child, then I hope you drown in a septic tank you shitdick fucking pieces of shit

>>83756323
He was 60ish when he died the first time.

hes a poorly written character in a series of poorly written books turned into poorly made movies by a dirty commie lesbian

NNNYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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Lord Vader is definitely pretty great, however
>ruined by the prequels and turned into angsty fuckboi
vs!
>only thing the prequels made even better

terrible books with the most inconsistent magic powers throughout the whole series. so many problems they face seemingly could be solved with the wave of a wand if you compare it to things that happened previously in the books, but for no apparent reason, magic that worked then, doesn't work now.

it's very poorly written and everyone behaves like a retard.

also, how are the weasley's poor when a wizard can make food, clothes, whatever else anyone could want materialize out of nothing?

>>83756551
>when a wizard can make food
Wizard can't magically make food but I believe they can make crop grow faster. The Weasley never shows to be lacking in term of nourishment, just that they can't afford luxury thingy like new wands, pets or whatever for every of their children

>>83756275
Based pasta

>>83756050
>cold, high pitched laughter
this shit happened so often in the book i mockingly wheezed every time it was mentioned

>>83756427
that sequence was forced as fuck. I like the hobbit trilogy better than the star wars prequels except the sauron bits

>>83756646
there's no explanation for the food appearing during all the hogwarts feasts other than magic.

ron also made slugs materialize in his mouth and malfoy summoned a live snake. they can seemingly make whatever their heart desires so I dont get why anyone would be poor.

>>83756551
>wizard can make food
Umm no actually... food is the first of of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration. Look it up

>>83756786
>there's no explanation for the food appearing during all the hogwarts feasts other than magic
That's the food made by house elves and teleported to the tables, not magically cooked
>Throwing up slugs and summoning snake
No idea on the slug curse but the snake is transfiguration I guess

>>83756551
>>83756786
wanting a children's fantasy series to be realistic
shaking my head to be honest family

They stopped being children's movies after the third one.

>>83756798
>It should be noted that while food cannot be outright created from nothing, it can be multiplied if one already has some food to multiply, it can be enlarged or the food can be summoned if one knows the approximate location and is fairly sure the food will still be there.[1] It should also be noted that while food cannot be conjured, consumable liquids such as sauces[2] and potable water can be.[3

>pasta can't be conjured but the tomato sauce can be

this is so stupid. they can only materialize food if it's in sauce form even though sauces oftentimes have more ingredients and are more complicated to make than solid foods.

also within these rules there's still no way anyone could go hungry or should be poor.

>>83756951
it's less realism and more consistency that i'm looking for

>>83756896
>house elves
Why are wizards so evil? How come elves who can do magic without wands don't revolt and push their shit in?

>>83756757
it was forced, but it was better than anything that came after that scene, except maybe Bilbo and Gandalf chilin after the battle. I actually liked that Sauron was more of an incorporeal monster of seething hatred than a giant eyeball.

>>83756050
>knew that Grindelwald didn't kill Gregorovitch to take the Elder Wand
>"hurr durr I have to kill you Severus"

>>83757095
Because elves love working hard.

>>83756050
He wasn't Umbridge, an actual villain

NNNYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!

>>83756275
>>a-at least the books were good though
>"BRAAAAAAP!"
I'm fucking dead

>>83757095
shut up hermione i'm not gonna join SPEW

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>>83757360
Who wore it best

>>83756050
Didn't know elves can Apparate where wizards can't.

>>83757385
>not wearing a bra
>probably not wearing panties either to be more authentic
If i wasn't in public i would fap right now

>>83756050
>knows that when a wizard willingly sacrifices himself, another person gets magic protection
>"Harry go sacrifice yourself for the sake of others what could possibly go wrong"

>>83756050
he doesn't know the POWER OF LUUUURRRVVVVEEEEEEE

>>83756050
Keeping the shittiest director for the last 4 fucking movies

>>83757473
Not like it mattered. Had Kreacher died in that cave, the locket would've stayed there for Harry and Dumbledore to find, and Book 7 would've been shorter.

>>83756050
>kills your waifu
>"You are my most trusted man"

>>83756050
He was a pussy with too much screentime and shitty development. He's pretty much a pop version of Hitler as a genius, which is silly given how Hitler was just an idiot with competent people around him.

At least Umbridge seems like a real person and Grindelwald looked more threatening with 30 sec screentime.

>>83756256
Even more boring.

>>83756314
Now that's an interesting character but the prequels could been done so much better.

>>83756323
The fuck? 6th book was amazing. Second was much worse and 7th was all over it's place with a shit ending.

1 > 6 > 3 > 5 > 4 > 7 > 2 it is.
3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 6 > they stopped caring, for the movies.

>>83756427
Nothing wrong with being an angsty fuckboi, that's how most bad guys are. It's just need to be put into a good movie.

>>83757785
>waifu
lol i kinda hope Snape had a Lily bodypillow which he cuddled every night

>>83756050
Put no defenses on the diadem or the cup.

>>83756050
>Find a flaw
Hubris is literally his only flaw

If the Room of Requirement is always equipped for the users needs, why doesn't it have a map to the horcruxes and instructions on destroying them? That's a requirement isn't it?

>>83758064
le room of plot device only shows itself to those who the author decides it does

>>83758064
>instructions on destroying them
Hermione had this covered.

>>83758064
if that is a "requirement" then i "require" a gf right now, do you think the room would give me one?

>>83758010
It's not. His flaw is being a pussy afraid to die.

>>83758136
>pussy afraid to die
how many times have you died, tough guy?

>>83758064
I'm not sure you understand what requirement means

>>83758133
Humans can't be magicked into existence, but the room could give you everything to make yourself more attractive.

MYEHEHEH

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>>83757884
still makes me sad

>>83758152
Every time I think about my ex, m8

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>>83758226
fuck

>>83758226
Any notion I had of Rowling not having planned this from the start is null and fucking void

>>83756136
He wasn't capable of killing him by just possessing him. The gambit was that he hoped Dumbledore would risk killing Harry for a shot at killing him, and he knew full well that he'd be safe because of his Horcruxes. He'd just respawn and have his flunkies brew him up a new body again. Only reason he needed Harry's blood specifically in number 4 was Harry was the one person with real power over him via the blood magic of his mom's sacrifice. With Harry dead, any old wizard would do to make a new body.

>>83756353
Unfortunately, JK Rowling's fanfic/canon now dictates that he busted a nut into Helena Bonham Carter.

>>83758136
well how about this: he was afraid to die BECAUSE of his hubris

>>83758519
you wouldn't?

>>83758519
CURSED CHILD IS NOT CANON
i cannot stress this enough

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What did Hollywood mean by this?

>>83758519
>>83758547
Bellatrix is pure and will remain so!... unless its a femdom episode with Harry/Hermione

>>83758546
Seems more the other way around. All the hubris is built on his fear of the end and all, basically trying to overshadow it in his head to forget with muh I AM LORD VOLDEMORT shit.

>>83756050
>uses Occlumency in Book 6 to stop Harry from looking inside his mind
>stops doing it in 7

>>83758648
maybe. I just think he was a big-headed idiot for keeping his horcruxes in strange places that hold a deep symbolic meaning for him (childhood cave, old school, family shack, bank, etc)

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>>83758843
Everyone knows that this is the best place for a horcrux. If he had just looked past his anti-muggle prejudices for 5 minutes he would have seen that they can make some useful inventions and would have truly been able to live forever, or at least long past life on Earth.

>>83759014
the idea of voldy sending a part of his soul off on some satellite to be discovered aeons later by advanced alien races amuses me quite a bit

>>83758843
His idiocy when it comes to killing Harry was even worse. It's SO BAD, it's pretty much the fault of shitty writing and forced plot.

>>83759218
yeah, his internal monologue in deathly hallows was weird
>lol i'm out here gonna kill some prophecy half blood babby
>feeling smug af.jpg
>mfw his dad doesn't even have his wand
>1980
>not keeping a wand around in anticipation of ruthless murderer, ISHYGDDT
>kill him, meh
>his mom is upstairs, my feet hurt
>she's a redhead, 8.5/10
>wait she's a mudblood, so 6.5/10
>she's technically single now, so...
>no, must not get distracted
>move aside you silly girl
>mfw she doesn't want her kid dead
>not used to being disobeyed
>sperg out and kill her
>didn't snape ask me specifically not to do that?
>nah, minor detail
>babby is still smiling, wtf
>this is actually kinda creepy
>might as well get it over with, this wasn't as fun as i thought it would be
>deep breath
>avocado deborah!
>ow

>>83759514
Good post.

>>83757385
..... sauce?

He's supposed to be some kind of incredibly evil dark lord but gets his ass waxed by a teenager who got bullied by a twink

>>83757385
CUTE!

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>>83756050
says he's good

>>83759514
kek

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>>83759514
>avocado deborah!

>>83758611
hairlets BTFO

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Superior Lord coming through.

>>83756050
>Find a flaw
well for starters, he has canon red eyes, not green like the op pic shows

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>>83756314
*ahem*

>>83762240

He's definitely uglier than Voldemort.

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>>83756275
>a-at least the books were good though
>"BRAAAAAAP!"

>>83759014
>hpmor

into the trash, etc

>>83756275
>BRAAAAAAP!
The only thing worth looking for in these threads.

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>>83756136
Reminder that this was actually in the movie.

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>>83757801
>7 pt 1 not even considered in the list
anon

>>83763493
7p1 might as well be split into two halves. The good half and the camping half.

>>83756050
his face looks like it was hit by the floor

>>83757624
didn't listen to enough Huey Lewis

>>83763387
>Deh!
what did he mean by this

>>83756314
>Dark Lord
>nothing but a glorified nehchman
Ironic.

>Scared of dying
>In a setting with a confirmed after life

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