/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

what happened?

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>>83751058
What is Harry sick with?

where is missoula again?

>>83751144
Yes.

>>83751100
Yellow Fever

what is going on here?

>>83751144

You have to watch Season 3 first

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Dougie Jones

>tfw only 26 and starting to get gray hair

At least im not going bald and my hairline is great

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Leland steals the show in every scene he's in.

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>>83751100
Harry is doppleyellowed. Tough to recover from that.

Ray Wise aged like wine

>>83751227

what is this?

>>83751299

Rabbits.

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>>83751227
>Suzie rabbit is voiced by Naomi Watts
K I N O

Tracey best girl

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>>83751352
Which one is Suzie?

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Huge fan of all things Lynchian, but this show needs a severe change of course and soon...

>>83751400
>another fag who doesn't like retard Coop
Wow, he truly is the best pleb filter.

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>>83751400
I disagree.

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>>83751400

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>>83751227

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>>83751485

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...can we?

>>83751582

judy?

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>>83751582
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

What's Cris Isaak up to?
Coudn't he find some time to shoot the new season

Daily reminder there are 13 grueling hours left of retard coop

>>83751668

still making music, otherwise nothing. if he did shoot anything for the new season it's being kept a secret

Does anybody here have $30? I'm in some pretty deep shit right now.

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>>83751696
time to look for... alternate work

>>83751689
Indian Casinos are a cruel mistress.

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Ok so I finished reading 'The Secret History of Twin Peaks, WTF is Mark Frost doing? It's AYYLIUMS, the Illuminati and Bigfoot now?

The fucking X-Files ruin everything

>>83751762

i was thinking the same thing while reading it. i want to read about twin peaks, not this alien and illuminati bullshit. i hope the final dossier is better

>>83751762
X-Files is fine. The problem is just Mark Frost.

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>>83751436
>>83751453
>>83751485
Just a reminder of where we were at episode 5 of True Detective (the gold standard)...

>>83751762
I had a blast with the Audiobook, really immersive stuff but it had little to do with Twin Peaks

>>83751811
You're a flat circle.

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>>83751811
>episode 5 of 8
>episode 5 of 18

>>83751811
true but this was as good as that show ever got

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?????

i dont get it

>>83751811
>TD started orgasming its greatness at this point
>meanwhile we have hour after hour after hour after hour after hour of retard coop

>>83751946
TP has 18 episodes, TD 8 or something, you do the math

>>83751941
Maybe something similar to Dougie's trip to the black lodge and turning into an orb?

>>83751941
That's okay. No one gets it.

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>>83751847
8 episodes of Gold vs what? 10 episodes of mastrerbatory filler & 8 episodes of Art?

>>83751762
Now I wonder what "The Final Dossier" will be like.

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Just watched FWWM + Missing Pieces.

What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
What is the role of the ring?
Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking Good Mornin' America in the beginning?
What the hell white horse means?

Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?

>>83751618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u7UG6n5100
truly

>>83752018
as long as he gets the actors back for the audiobook, it'll be worth it

>>83752016
Pleb

>>83752008
I get it

>>83752016
True Detective was great but it doesn't approach art. Twin Peaks may not be as great but it has more artistic value.

>>83752045
>not wanting to live in gummo
also
>using a late 90s movie about a town fucked up by a tornado to counteract someone's assessment of early 90s culture

>>83751689
>still making music
Lies.

>>83752016
>8 episodes of Gold
Fool's gold, maybe.

Does anyone here think 18 episodes is way too many episodes for one season?

>>83752162
Not at the pace it's currently going, and no I'm not saying the pace is a bad thing.

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>people thought this show was going to be good
>tfw I've watched all 5 episodes and I'm bored out of my fucking MIND

this baby is crashing. I'll give it 2 more episodes and if nothing happens, I'm out.

t. someone who has watched all of lynche's work

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>>83752187
>Lynche

>>83751352
janey-e really could be suzy, i don't think we'll know how similar to inland empire this season is until near the end

>>83751436
So what are you patricians going to do when The Real Cooper returns next episode?

>>83752116

his last album came out in 2015 anon

Mulholland Drive (Audrey Horne Goes To Hollywood), so far is infinitely a more complete, compelling, artistic work and it did it in 2hrs. An architect once told me, if you want to see my creativity, give me limits.

I appreciate the pace the show is unfolding at and it's been fantastic so far, but it's very frustrating having to wait a week in between each episode when things are unfolding so slowly. This would've been one of the few shows better served by the Netflix bingewatch ready release method.

>>83752278
This. Modern TV is a fucking scam. 50 hours of GOT has nothing on say the Godfather or Shawshank. It's amazing how 2-3 hour films can tell you more about characters/settings than these time sink TV shows.

>>83752250
Throw a tantrum and bomb Lynch's house of course.

If it's well made, I'll enjoy it.

>>83752036
>What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
he teleported through time and space causing him some distress

>Why did that monkey near the end sa—
We're not going to talk about Judy.

>What is the role of the ring?
In some way it seems to prevent possession by BOB, either directly or indirectly.

>Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking coffee
A nosy nelly.

>What the hell the white horse means?
What do you think?

>Why did Laura seem to have MPD?
In Lynch's works there is always the collision of disparate worlds. Light and dark, real and imagined, pretense and veracity. Laura was the focal point of these forces in Twin Peaks at that time. In her manifested all these forces, which eventually tore her apart.

>>83752300
>This would've been one of the few shows better served by the Netflix bingewatch ready release method.

Netflix shows get discussed for 1 week and then fade away, you can't even have generals for it, very uncomfy

>>83752162
>way too many episodes for one season?
Depends on the story, depends on the storyteller.

>>83752380
Kind of irrelevant. I generally don't care much for Netflix's method of dropping it all at once, but for something like this, which was written and filmed as one long story and only split up into episodes later, it would've been appropriate.

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Admit it reddit, you're shilling for a dead show here. Time to go back.

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>>83752300
I disagree. I don't want a 6-hour movie and then 12 hours of deleted scenes I'm going to watch anyway because I want to fucking know everything Lynch was thinking.

The first time is always painful.

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>>83752496
>board filled with wonder woman posts and other capeshit
>telling Lynch fans to go back

fuck off nigger

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>>83752496
Make me, mr. clearlynotanewfagtryingtofitinbycallingpeopleredditormaybeyourejustbaitingidontknowfuckyou

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James is still cool.

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>>83752538
Those actually get to the point in less than 2.5 hours
>>83752542
go BACK!

>>83752036
Don't ride the white horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8j2ej5jqQw

This season is fantastic so far... I reject all criticism. It's criticism founded by disappointed expectations/hopes, not by the quality of the season itself. Lynch is playing out all of his strengths. All of them. He's giving them time and space.

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>>83751762
Reminder that aliens with laser guns are canon.

>>83752582
I'm not saying I'd literally punch Mark Frost in the face if I met him, but if I ever met Mark Frost I'd punch him in the face.

>>83752567
Back where? Back to MISSOULA!?

>>83751941
The cow jumped over the moon.

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>>83752610
LYNCHED

>>83752278
>this completed film is more complete than these 5 out of 18 episodes
What makes you say that?

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>>83752496
What!?!? No!

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I have literally never been on Reddit; old fag here. If I want multiple episodes of Dougie Jones, I can always watch CNN.

>>83752582
It's canon that Shaver and Crissman wrote about aliens with laser guns, just like it is in real life. The book seems to heavily imply that what we think are aliens are from the lodges.

>>83752582

Didn't Joe Rogan have some guests awhile back who believe in Lemurians and other highly advanced civilizations?

>>83752679
I wish all talk of politics was banned from /tv/ desu

>there are people who don't realise how much Frost contributed to the series
>there are people who didn't like The Secret History
>there are people to close-minded to realise that the alien stuff is part of something much larger

>>83752867
>>>/lit/

>>83752867
Something much larger?
Like what, your mom?

Is the Mark Frost book /lit/ approved?

>>83752018
>>83752054
When is it coming out?

>>83752627
We are a little beyond 1/3 of the way into Twin Peaks, Season 3...as a point of reference, watch 42mins of Mulholland Drive(1/3 of the way into it) and compare the sense of intrigue.

>>83752994
I think it's after the season is over

>>83752973
/lit/ here, The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a piece of information was presented, the FBI agent wrote the note "Verified -TP."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Frost's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Mark Frost. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading The Secret History of Twin Peaks by MARK FROST at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch the second half of season 2." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "The Secret History of Twin Peaks by MARK FROST" you are, in fact, trained to watch the second half of season 2.

>>83753168
yeah, lol, I didn't even know Doug Milford had been introduced in the show, then I remembered it was the old dude who died of an heart attack during sex

>>83753168
Would bolognese or carbonara sauce be better with this pasta?

>>83751762

If you had actually watched the show, you'd know that the character who wrote and collected much of what's in the book, Major Briggs, talked about project bluebook and helmed a classified bluebook monitoring station in Twin Peaks. The book is just going into more detail about why he was there in town and the history of paranormal events that have centered on Twin Peaks and many in some way relate to the lodges.

I know you wanted the missing 25 years of muh comfy coffee and donuts, but that's just too fucking bad anon.

F R O S T E D

>>83752162

Most seasons of network tv shows have traditionally been more than 20 episodes long. You do know season 2 had 22 right?

>>83752300

I'm so glad this season has been tailored to upset idiots like you. Your world crumbles when YOU YOU YOU CANT HAVE IT NOW NOW NOW doesn't it?

>>83752973

The concepts are interesting. The writing is bad. Very bad.

>>83753018

>5/18
>more than 1/3

So you really are retarded.

>>83753520
he probably uses the metric system

>>83751686
Reminder you're a pleb if you hate retard Coop.

>>83753317
Nice strawman

What I don't want is pandering and so far Lynch has done well in that respect with season 3.

Frost on the other hand just injects Amerifat tinfoil-hat garbage into the lore instead of having a good story to tell

Any chances the episode will leak a few hours early like it did last week?

>>83752162
That's actually less than the average number for a TV show.

>>83753674
What does that supposed to mean?

>>83753938
Well, basically it means that you just got LYNCHED

>>83753863
You'd have to check their website. That's where it'd be if they were leaked.

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>tfw briggs is cthulhu

>>83752867
I will never EVER read your idiotic, autistic book, Mark goddamnit

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>>83753520
So then, I have your attention?

So does Jacoby talk about the black lodge and stuff like that on his radio show? Is that what his role is going to be. ufos over twin peaks there are u f o's on twin peaks

>>83751231
Use vitalis

Should I skip all seasons, watch half the movie, and then forget about it?

>>83751811
>doesn't even post the good season of True Detective

>>83754509

Watch only the James arc, the Jeffries scene, and Josie turning into a doorknob.

Daily reminder that James was always cool and is the ultimate pleb filter

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>>83754214
Holy shit how have I never noticed this?

2x4s aren't 2 inches by 4 inches is canon

>>83754639
Lumber confuses me too

>>83754534
There was only 1 Season. You must be thinking of what's commonly known as "Vince Vaughn's last chance".

>>83754636
:o

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betty a qt

Its very exciting to see mark frost finally getting some credit, he deserves it way more than David Lynch. David Lynch for the most part is a hack who treats his actors like shit. I think they should have included Michael J Anderson, no matter the cost. He was the face of the show. If you showed a picture of Cooper to people maybe they will know what it is from but they might also think its from failed movie Blue Velvet. I'm the reason anybody watched Twin Peaks and anybody knows that.

>>83754986
needs more national socialism

>>83754986
MIKE YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF

>>83754986
go to bed you bitter midget

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>>83754986
>I'm the reason anybody watched Twin Peaks

I have a season two question.

After they accused Leland of murdering Jacques, why was he not imprisoned?

>>83755327
He was let out on bail.

>>83755327
LYNCHED
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>>83755327
Because he wasn't black.

>>83755327
Leland raped laura palmer by the way

>lynch brought back high school mike

are you serious

>>83755327
the writers probably forgot that they wrote that

>>83755395

Um, Mike is the man, anon. How can you not bring back the man?

>>83755392
No he didn't. Bob did.

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5 epsiodes, shit hasn't happened.
Lynch is on thin fucking ice here. 11 years away from directing big projects is showing. Y I K E R S

The sad sad story of a place called /tpg/:

On May 23rd /tpg/ started. It was very exciting being able to discuss four episodes at once. Then it turned to shit and it sucks now and theres 50 people posting in 300 post threads its pathetic and I really hate you. I'm extremely depressed and I have no place in life.

>>83755577
Terrible writing, no discernible talent.

>its been at 51 posters for the past 30 posts
Its over end tpg

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Where do I even begin, the characters are instantly forgettable. There is nothing interesting, fascinating or funny about them, they are simply bad. Most of them are new characters, and we only see very few of the original cast. And even the ones that were originally captivating are now grotesquely dumb-ed down and unpleasant. Cooper is now possessed by Bob and walks the earth as the greasy and leathery. There is the good Cooper who was trapped in the Black Lodge who most likely suffered some serious blows to the head, because he acts constantly bewildered by everything and can only repeat words other people say to him. Think of Leo after he was shot, and then dumb it down 10 times. Then there is the third version of Cooper who wears crazy green jackets, and transforms into smoke, and then into a small golden ball???!!! Lucy and Andy apparently had a lobotomy and a child. Bobby is a cop?! There is a tree with a brain attached to it that talks and predicts the future. There are killer ghosts, bad CGI, women without eyes. And the worst part is that I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, who do you think that is there??! I sure as hell want to tell you everything but I ain't got a whole lot to go on, but I will tell you one little bitty thing: Judy is positive about this. Listen up and listen carefully, I've been to one of their meetings, it was above a convenience store, it was a dream, we live inside a dream, hell god baby damn no!! I found somethin in Seattle at Judy's and then there they were and they sat quietly for hours and I followed ugghh... ohhhh... oww owww... ring, the ring. May, february, nineteen eight nine aaa Wha?! oh, mister jefferies oh the shit it come out of my ass, Santa Maria, where did you go?! oh uh uh ouh! Ayudeme! Ayudeme, Look, I get it. David Lynch's work isn't for everyone. It's peculiar and abstract and speaks to a particular type of movie goer. And it's OK, we don't all have to like the same things.

>>83751284
RED SNOOKAR BAWLS? I DON GEDDIT

>>83755612
>he acts constantly bewildered by everything
How can you be so wrong?
He is mostly completely apathetic to everything.

damn good joe

>>83751735
is this jack nance, or a guy that looks like him?

>>83751284
Bring this guy back please lynch

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>>83755718
it is he

>>83751811
What is that, Nietzsche? Shut the fuck up

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>>83755632
Red balloons, red balloons e'rywhere. Behind the point point statue, behind methfu... only Ken knows what it means.

>>83755736
...did he do some porno work or something?

what's a good order to watch this show in... so far I'm thinking:

first half of Secret History, Season 2, Missing Pieces, and then season 3. Am I missing anything?

>>83754986
>I'm the reason anybody watched Twin Peaks and anybody knows that.

At least you admitted it, buddy

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>>83755726

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

so whats the deal with the original sheriff truman being sick?
let me guess; the actors either dead or unavailable?

>>83755909
>>83755718

See for yourself
https://archive.org/details/JackNanceeraserheadUnknownFetishFilmRole

>>83755947

GARMONBOZIAAAA

>>83755736
>>83755970
This makes me very uncomfortable.

>>83755913
FWWM

>>83751668
I was wondering this too. I really like his character and Kiefer Sutherland's, would have loved to see at least one of them come back.

>>83752278
Let's be honest Mulholland Drive will always be Lynch's magnum opus. It's what he worked towards his whole career and everything after it had been victory laps. Right now I'd rank this season next to Inland Empire. It's weird, complex and has lots of interesting scenes but it doesn't hit that sweet spot like Mulholland did.

>>83751811
Season 2 was better

>>83755612
>Bobby is a cop?!
Are you implying Bobby's arc led to anywhere other than becoming like his father?

>>83751941
You don't get it because it hasn't been explained yet

I swear it's like some of you have never watched a TV show in your lives

>>83755913
Back to front, just like wiping your ass.

>>83755610
I would post but I'm still catching up. On season 2 right now, right at the part where James runs away I guess. James is not cool but Donna is even less cool. And I always like scenes with Cooper.

>>83755965
He's alive and available, Lynch just wanted a reason to replace him with Robert Forrester because that was his first pick for Sheriff Truman.

how come nobody realizes coop-in-dougie is all screwed up and calls an ambulance or something

like you think his wife would realize something's wrong

>>83756027
Lost Highway>Inland Empire>Mulholland Drive

>>83755965
The Harry Truman actor quit acting altogether some time ago and ultimately decided not to return.

>>83752314
>Game of Thrones is nothing like the Godfather
>This cheap exploitative trash is nothing like a well crafted and complex work of art

Wow color me surprised

>>83753434
>autism

>>83753018
18/3 = 6
We're five episodes in, not even 1/3 yet.

Also, you can't tell how "far" we are in the story because the story isn't finished yet. Quit being a retard, watch the show and shut up.

>>83752795
This honestly

Political posting should result in a ban

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>>83756102
>James is not cool
He's always been cool, you pleb.

>>83755970
The path Jack walked was a strange and difficult one.

>>83752867
>Ever considering something canon to a TV series if it doesn't appear on the screen

How retarded can you get

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>>83756141
>Lost Highway first
You're probably the first anon I've ever seen have this opinion. Please explain. To me it feels like a first draft of Mulholland Drive. All the themes and visual metaphors from dual identity to kafkaesque damnation are less on-the-nose in Mulholland Drive and Bill Pullman sucks ass compared to Naomi Watts. I didn't care what happened to him at all because he didn't seem to either.

>>83755521
People will lap it up here, but think about these five episodes so far. Would you ever rewatch them? I wouldn't. But I've rewatched the first five of seasons 1/2 plenty of times. The show has been really weak thus far and anyone not admitting that is giving them too much slack

>>83755970
>no fingering

lame

>>83754635
I unironically think the James subplot in S2 isn't bad

Irrelevant? Completely. Dumb? You betcha. But it's fun to watch.

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>>83756141

>>83754986
WTF? I want to buy Mark Frost's book now!

>>83756294
*One more thing: Mulholland's plot structure is far superior to Lost Highway imo. Bill Pullman goes to death row for his wife's murders and conjures a fantasy version of himself, this is told chronologically and obvious right away. In Mulholland Drive we start with the fantasy and only switch to the real Naomi Watts in the final scenes. Which makes it much more intriguing because you have to put together the pieces and clues by yourself while watching it.

>>83755521
>>83755612
>>83756301
If you don't like the show then stop watching it and leave, or at least quit whining

>>83756249
I look eerily like James and it kind of turns me off suggesting the original series to people because they think I watch it because there's someone that looks like me.

>>83756381
Good job sounding like a woman. If we can't be critical about the series and just need to endlessly praise it to gain admittance to these threads then maybe you can go to another site

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>>83754986
> failed movie Blue Velvet
Without Blue Velvet, there would be no Twin Peaks. Failed; weak bait.

>>83756381
Holy fuck what a reddit post.

>>83756388
post your forehead.

>>83756294
It's called an opinion anon

Lost Highway is more interesting to me because the character of Fred Madison is more relatable and the mystery is more exciting. Much better than the last act of Mulholland Drive, "oh wait the first two hours were literally just a dream." I like Mulholland a lot, but Lost Highway dealt with the themes and concepts better and more effectively. Plus, god-tier soundtrack and the cinematography and general look of the film was much better.

>>83756376

Why bother with any "clues" when you know the whole first storyline is fake?

>>83756376
>obvious right away

Yeah obvious after the film is over and you Google what it meant because you're a pleb lol

>>83756455
>>83756463
call for help

>>83756027
I think Inland Empire is what he's been working towards more. It's the farthest he could go with the dream like surrealism. For me it's

IE > MD > LH

anyone got the michael j anderson screencap about national socialism?

>>83756520
Inland Empire is basically what Lynch has always been about: he thinks of cool scenes, and works out the connective tissue for a feature film later. But with Inland, he didn't do any of that, he just shot scenes he liked and then at the end shot a bit of a story to try and tie it together. And it's a masterpiece.

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>>83756218
I'll try, but I have a lot of shovels to paint.

>>83756376
Lost Highway:
>have you ever had a dream so good you killed someone
Mulholland Dr:
>have you ever had a dream so good you killed yourself

You want to resist this but as you write a five paragraph response you'll see I'm right.

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Anybody who thinks autistic Coop is pleb filter is an absolute retard. It's unfunny plebbit sitcom bullshit. When the series is over people will be wondering what the fuck Lynch was thinking. Fanboys will defend it with "it was just a PARODY of a bad sitcom" and "it was Mark Frost's idea." Lynch himself will probably throw Frost under the bus for that one. inb4 huehuehue LURCHED.

>>83756517
>second post and he already resorts to memes
What is it about generals that attracts such cancer?

>>83756162
Wow it's like that's his whole point

>>83755970
What an anti-climactic ending.

why is the psychiatrist insane now

>>83756381
>If you don't like the show then stop watching it and leave, or at least quit whining

I've watched all of lynch's work, twin peaks and the films over and over again. Guess because I'm not impressed so far I can't open my mouth. These 5 episodes blow. If later episodes make these amazing, I'll 'apologise' but atm they're pretty forgettable besides 2 scenes.

>>83756137
She thinks he's just having one of his episodes.

>>83751941
That's a signal to someone in Buenos Aires that Dougie (who was supposed to be killed) is still alive. He was supposed to be dead before that 2:37 event (or whatever the time was that Cooper left the lodge).

>>83752579
This. You have good judgment anon.

>>83756670
Lynch has always used comedy though. Autist Coop wouldn't be out of place in Eraserhead or the original Twin Peaks.

>>83756723
he's borderline catatonic though

do people have 'episodes' like that

I thought they killed off Briggs because he passed away or something....do we know if he's coming back? Surely he could play a role since we know the deceased are in the black lodge as well.

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Anybody ever see the Tom Sizemore sex tape? Why did he do that? I'm not going to link it, but its worth checking out.

>>83756839
Stop posting in our tpg you are not welcome btfo and gtfo

Now that I kicked that faggot out of our thread JUDY JUDY JUDY JUDY

>>83756137
My theory (and this makes the Dougie parts a lot more enjoyable) is that the original Dougie was a really, really dumb, empty-headed guy---so how he's acting now isn't too different than he's acted before. He probably went into work severely hungover before. And we know that his work efficiency average or below average, since his boss literally says that he sucks at completing cases compared to his coworker that he said was a liar.

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>>83756841
>Why did he do that?
meth and cocaine

>>83756870
Literally /tpg/ the post. This show is trash and only attracts retards like this.

>>83756915
Excellent cherrypicking. Point out the one retard in a room full of 150+ IQ geniuses.

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more like twin flops. If epsiode 6 is shit, will you faggots admit you were conned?

>>83756946
lol you sound like a liberal

>>83756986
I'll just rape and kill my daughter for entertainment. No biggie.

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whats with all the salty niggers in this thread? is it just the same loser samefagging?

>>83757029
capeshit fans attempting to "troll" "for the lulz"

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where do I buy one

>>83757046
Or it's people who wasted 5 hopurs watching this shit.

>>83757098
>5 hours
I'm pretty sure these autists watch every episode at least twice to "get" it.

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>>83757098
if you felt like you wasted your time by watching the show, why are you wasting even more by shitposting about it?

>>83757046
>if you don't praise it you're a pleb who can only watch capeshit!!!hahaha
>I'm so superior that I know that variation in quality is impossible with such a Lynchian undertaking!!

I ask again; would you ever rewatch a single episode of the new series?

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Retard Coop isn't meant to be funny

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Alright you faggots, so I thought I would see what this whole "Twin Peaks" buisness was about since you won't shut up about it. I noticed it had a prequel movie so I figured to watch that first. And then in the first 5 minutes I see this shit and had to turn it off. What the fuck is this? I've heard about David Lynch and how he fills his movies with shit that doesn't make any sense but this is just embarrassing. I'm not going to waste my time watching retarded stuff that will never be explained so I have to be like a fucking poor ass English Major and "interpret" things with no meaning. Absolute garbage.

Wheres the new thread?

>>83757174
You don't have to "praise" it. Just don't watch it if you don't like it, and don't post here. Easy as pie.

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>>83757199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

>>83757203
That's Cole's mother's sister's girl. She's a main character in the series.

>>83756902
remember adhd is totally real, its not something that all young mammals literally do, make sure to medicate your kids and puppers.

>>83755970
>"The woman in the video is Kelly Van Dyke, daughter of Jerry Van Dyke, who was Nance's wife at the time."

the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

About what was in the box...The figure that appeared in the glass box and later mauled the couple seemed to show either male or female body types at different times.
This got me thinking - perhaps it was mimicking the bodies of the couple in the room. If mimicry is something it does, maybe it is the thing that creates doppelgangers.
If it is now set free in our world, maybe we'll see new doppelgangers coexisting in this world with their originals.

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>>83757203
>I noticed it had a prequel movie so I figured to watch that first.

You never watch a prequel first. Ever. For any franchise. You watch them in the order they were aired/released/published.

>>83756670
It's just straight up funny though, not even in an ironic way

If you can't all appreciate the humor of autism Coop you must be pretty darn joyless

>>83757234
yeah she's fuck ugly

>>83756695
No his point was that 2 hours is better than 50 hours, but then compared a meme show to one of the best films of all time

>>83757203

They explain that character's body language in the next 10 minutes. Of all the legitimate things to hate on Lynch for, you picked the worst example.

>>83756301
I've rewatched these episodes once already. Going to again tomorrow before the new episode.

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>>83757224
this season will change television forever

>>83757174
I've already rewatched the first few episodes senpai I can't get enough of it

Your opinions aren't objective

Through the first 5 episodes we've been introduced to new key characters beyond the limits of the town of Twin Peaks. We've also learned that the reach of the Black Lodge and its entities is far more than something weird in the woods in the sleepy Pacific north west town. I believe that the first chunk of the season is going to introduce us to to a new cast of characters as well as give us a better understanding of the implications of the lodges before the story eventually converges back to the town of Twin Peaks.
What will bring everyone back?
A murder of course.
Becky will be found dead about halfway through the season and the circumstances will be both eerily similar to the other suspicious murders across the country that we've seen so far, as well as harken similarities to Laura Palmer. By this time Coop will be back to his old self and the FBI will be called in to help solve the case.
The good coop/bad coop story line could be an overarching struggle/battle throughout the series but it would be cool if bad coop (Bob) became a Hannibal Lector type figure for the FBI throughout the season from the prison cell working on behalf of the black lodge but also wanting to resist returning to it.
We won't get a satisfying resolution as to who killed Becky as Lynch never wanted the Laura Palmer case solved in the original. However we may get a resolution to the good coop/bob story line.
This is just my two cents and hopes for how the season plays out.

>>83757320
>Becky will be found dead about halfway through the season
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

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'm never going to outright lose faith in David Lynch no matter where the season goes because I ultimately think he has a vision and he deserves a full season to see it realized. With that said, I don't know how much longer I can possibly last watching a show without any real direction or context for anything. This mostly has to do with the fact that it feels nothing like the original show. I never expected to get a revival that felt just like the early 90's show, but there's barely any tie ins to the tone at all. I think part of this derives from the way Lynch decided to film the show. He apparently filmed the entire 18 episodes as one long movie, and then consequently edited it down to individual episodes, which I think is the reason that none of the scenes tend to feel connected. I can only assume he wishes for the season to feel like one movie experience, but then why not just drop it on a streaming service? I feel as though the original series had the ability to stand as a binge series and a weekly mystery. This week's episode presented plenty of new characters like those played by Amanda Seyfried, Jane Levy, Jim Belushi, Karl Makinen, and Caleb Landry Jones. All of which seem to play some sort of pivotal role this season, but surprise, no roles are overtly revealed. Bits and pieces of information here and there are given, like Dougie's wedding ring being inside the dead body at the morgue, or even Coop's/Dougie's confusion at hearing the word "agent". Again, I'm still invested, but it's no longer a delight to merely see the return of characters, I feel like I need to see some progression. Lynch can still provide some confusion and misdirection, but a direction is needed nonetheless.

>>83757301
Genuinely the most touching moment with Cooper in the series history.

where are all these novel length posts coming from?

>>83757017
Underrated post.

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Some semblance of regular narrative made this episode an improvement over the blithering episodes 2,3 and 4. Unfortunately, the writing remains poor. Not only is the story uninteresting, the pace also remains absurdly slow. Lynch may be influenced by Gus Van Sant's later works but, like Van Sant, he is terrible at doing slow cinema. Of all the side-plots, the Dougie one remains the worst, but none of the other ones are gripping either. The inclusion of random and pointless scenes, like the argument between Truman and his wife, makes the bad story even worse. Lynch also revisits his usual obsessions: drugs, violence, the dark underbelly of suburbia etc etc. Yawn. He generally appears to have lost his edge. The scene where Evil Cooper haunts the prison he's been held, is taken out of a second-rate horror movie. The unexpected highlight was Jacoby's vlog, a disjointed but entertaining scene. But let's face it, this new Twin Peaks has none of the charm either of the old show, or of Lynch's best works.

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You now realize that Van Dyke Parks was on Twin Peaks

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I'm not sure if "enjoyable"' is the right word for this series yet, since so much is still unknown, and so many of the characters and stories are still almost completely undeveloped, but it is interesting, I guess. But what puzzles me is not what is in the series so far, but what is not: the music. Did they run out of money for a proper soundtrack with proper music? A big part of the mood and appeal of the original series was the almost perfect use of both an atmospheric, haunting score with some quirky, funky, jazz and swing music to set the various scenes. Here, we get the occasional atmospheric, moody background noise, and . . . nothing else, just silence. Painful, awkward silence in scene after scene. Even scenes meant to be darkly funny instead come off as just painful, awkward, and unfunny because they are completely silent -- no backing music at all. Nothing to set the mood. Nothing to punctuate the humor. Just awkward, boring silence in scene after scene. I don't need constant musical cues, but the absolute silence in scene after scene thus far has gone beyond interesting or unsettling to just plain empty and boring. Given the phenomenal use of music in the original series, this is a puzzling choice. Did they not have the budget this time around? Did someone forget to add the music during post-production? There's good weird, and then there's just weird. The lack of music is the latter.

>>83757423
>let's face it, this new Twin Peaks has none of the charm either of the old show, or of Lynch's best works.
This guy gets it.

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>>83757355
>it feels directionless

Literally why do plebs say this

Maybe the first episode does but after that it's pretty clear that Cooper is making his way back to Twin Peaks slowly but surely, Evil Cooper is going to try to escape from jail and kill him, and the other characters will be on either side of this conflict.

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˙ɹǝʇʇɐן ǝɥʇ sı ɔısnɯ ɟo ʞɔɐן ǝɥʇ ˙pɹıǝʍ ʇsnɾ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'pɹıǝʍ pooƃ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ¿uoıʇɔnpoɹd-ʇsod ƃuıɹnp ɔısnɯ ǝɥʇ ppɐ oʇ ʇǝƃɹoɟ ǝuoǝɯos pıp ¿punoɹɐ ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ʇǝƃpnq ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇou ʎǝɥʇ pıp ˙ǝɔıoɥɔ ƃuıןzznd ɐ sı sıɥʇ 'sǝıɹǝs ןɐuıƃıɹo ǝɥʇ uı ɔısnɯ ɟo ǝsn ןɐuǝɯouǝɥd ǝɥʇ uǝʌıƃ ˙ƃuıɹoq puɐ ʎʇdɯǝ uıɐןd ʇsnɾ oʇ ƃuıןʇʇǝsun ɹo ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı puoʎǝq ǝuoƃ sɐɥ ɹɐɟ snɥʇ ǝuǝɔs ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝuǝɔs uı ǝɔuǝןıs ǝʇnןosqɐ ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'sǝnɔ ןɐɔısnɯ ʇuɐʇsuoɔ pǝǝu ʇ,uop ı ˙ǝuǝɔs ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝuǝɔs uı ǝɔuǝןıs ƃuıɹoq 'pɹɐʍʞʍɐ ʇsnɾ ˙ɹoɯnɥ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐnʇɔund oʇ ƃuıɥʇou ˙pooɯ ǝɥʇ ʇǝs oʇ ƃuıɥʇou ˙ןןɐ ʇɐ ɔısnɯ ƃuıʞɔɐq ou -- ʇuǝןıs ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎuunɟun puɐ 'pɹɐʍʞʍɐ 'ןnɟuıɐd ʇsnɾ sɐ ɟɟo ǝɯoɔ pɐǝʇsuı ʎuunɟ ʎןʞɹɐp ǝq oʇ ʇuɐǝɯ sǝuǝɔs uǝʌǝ ˙ǝuǝɔs ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝuǝɔs uı ǝɔuǝןıs pɹɐʍʞʍɐ 'ןnɟuıɐd ˙ǝɔuǝןıs ʇsnɾ 'ǝsןǝ ƃuıɥʇou ˙ ˙ ˙ puɐ 'ǝsıou punoɹƃʞɔɐq ʎpooɯ 'ɔıɹǝɥdsoɯʇɐ ןɐuoısɐɔɔo ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ ǝʍ 'ǝɹǝɥ ˙sǝuǝɔs snoıɹɐʌ ǝɥʇ ʇǝs oʇ ɔısnɯ ƃuıʍs puɐ zzɐɾ 'ʎʞunɟ 'ʎʞɹınb ǝɯos ɥʇıʍ ǝɹoɔs ƃuıʇunɐɥ 'ɔıɹǝɥdsoɯʇɐ uɐ ɥʇoq ɟo ǝsn ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ʇsoɯןɐ ǝɥʇ sɐʍ sǝıɹǝs ןɐuıƃıɹo ǝɥʇ ɟo ןɐǝddɐ pus puɐ sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐɯ os puɐ 'uʍouʞun ןןıʇs sı ɥɔnɯ os ǝɔuıs 'ʇǝʎ sǝıɹǝs sıɥʇ ɹoɟ pɹoʍ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ sı ,„ǝןqɐʎoɾuǝ„ ɟı ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,ı

>>83757297
greatest achievement in your life

>>83757625
keep going

>>83757517
>>83757580
>>83757625
(you)

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>>83757665

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>>83757680
>Implying its hard to change IPs between posts

>>83757713
>being this paranoid about people on a chinese cartoon forum

>>83757580
>>83757625
>>83757704
MODS THE LODGE IS HERE
MMMOOODDDSSS

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>>83757704
>ywn have rough sex with doppelganger laura while she screams obscenities at you

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Look, I get it. David Lynch's work isn't for everyone. It's peculiar and abstract and speaks to a particular type of movie goer. And it's OK, we don't all have to like the same things. Not everyone likes Tarkovski, Ingmar Berman or Bella Tarr. However, even when talking about art, that is inherently subjective, there are still ways to judge it and rate it. The 3 directors I mentioned are all unique and strange, but their work is cohesive and although abstract, gives you something to work with. Season 3 is nothing like that. It's an incomprehensible, self sufficient, insulting, patronizing claptrap. It's like someone gave David Lynch the most exotic and potent drugs, and then filmed his nightmares. It is disjointed and pointless, it's a deformed parody of the original show, it's the evil doppelganger of the first 2 seasons. I spent most of the time staring in disbelief at the screen, feeling like I was on crazy pills. Don't I get it anymore? Is this what I have been waiting for 25 years? Is David Lynch possessed by Bob? I guess we'll never know…

>>83757355
>>83757423
>>83757518
hellooOOOOOOoooo

>>83757203
this is surely bait but if it's not the whole bit with Lil is pretty much a joke. it doesn't need to be interpreted, it is what it is.

>>83757789
>Bella Tarr
who is this, a pornstar?

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>>83757748
>doppleganger laura will never step on my balls and choke me out in reverse

>>83752187
It's not for you. It's beyond you.

>>83757704
I love how she still feels the need to pick up her dress, lmao women

>>83758045
it's a creepy detail, adds to the uncanniness. a lesser director would have her in shambles and coming at the camera like a monster, but there's still something dignified in her. paired with the sounds of her clacking shoes it's a really great sequence

>>83752579
I can't believe how watchable it is. Just burned through all 5. Watched all the originals on release in high school. Amazing times.

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>>83757938

Are you MY doppelganger?

>>83751058
A bit of serious posting, pls.
Just watched FWWM + Missing Pieces.
>What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
>Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
>Who the fuck is Judy?
>What is the role of the ring?
>Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking Good Mornin' America in the beginning?
>Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
>What the hell white horse means?

>Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?

>>83758153
Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

Naomi Watts mom tier?

>>83753499
Worked for Lovecraft.

>>83752300
i think lynch actually said he'd prefer it be watched as a single movie

>>83753801
Strawman and literally are the 2 most misused words on this board.

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>>83758006
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>83756734
If he'd been dead how would he have been pulled into the lodge instead of the doppelgänger?

>>83758153

1.he time traveled back to the hotel and made the other guy shit his pants
2.no one knows
3.again, no one really knows except a theory that she's josie's sister
4.some people think the ring keeps BOB from possessing you
5.i think a nosy lady at the trailer park
6.bobby killed the deputy from the beginning of the movie, the one that was wth the laughing receptionist
7.what do YOU think the white horse means?

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Why does the number 911/119 keeps showing up? Just noticed it in this scene

Cooper living inside of a dream like Jefferies?

>>83756670
Dude, go write your own fanfiction. When he was at the table with the kid and gets coffee and pancakes its like Superman getting his powers back in 2.

>>83758489
>Lynch is a 9/11 truther
Oh my, the absolute madman wouldn't go that way, would he?

>>83756707
Fairweather fan detected.

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>>83758489
>>83758489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ0pOIZpFlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD5au5-ZLCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvlQNQIPMlY

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I hope best character gets more screen time.

>>83756890
Don't forget he hit 20 jackpots and avoided assassination. He is clearly pulled along by the strings of fate.

>>83758676
Rustin Cohle origin story

>>83757199
Why did he get emotional here? Seeing the kid and missing out on 25 years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5SHjEdJ87g

>>83758722
He finally realized Zane took Audrey's virginity.

>>83758676
Why did the giant call him a bird? Do you think he has flying powers?

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>>83756670

>>83758260
See you here Sunday night.

>>83758875
Sure will be. I'm giving this shit 2 more episodes.

>>83758707
Nice.

>>83758757
/wink

>>83758901
Ha, glad to hear it!

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HELLO /tv/
HELLO /tpg/
WHERE'S MY AXE
I'M HUUUUNGRYYYYYYYY

>>83758489
The twin coffee peaks wouldn't fall without a controlled demolition

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>i can't wait to watch FWWM and have all my questions answ-

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>best james moment

Are there many repeated scenes from FWWM in missing pieces or is it entirely new?

>>83756027
Lost Highway is cooler. I really don't care about some lesbo's Hollywood failure story, and the almost prissy decor, attitude and aesthetic of the first half of the movie is borderline annoying. Meanwhile, an off kilter sax player who murdered a man and his wife and may have caught on to some porno his wife did long ago, in a drab and labyrinthine apartment, with lots of sex scenes and NIN tracks is just infinitely more interesting.

>>83759572
some longer takes yes

>>83759572
lots of new deleted scenes as well as some extended scenes

>>83759633
>>83759640
k, was just wondering because I just finished FWWM and didn't feel like watching missing pieces straight away if like half an hour of it is going to be repeat scenes.

>>83759573
lmao pleb detected

>>83759754
>watch movie for dull lesbian sex and dirty hobo
>call yourself patrician

>>83759805
>watch movie for dull hetero sex and vampire ghost
>call yourself patrician

>>83754534
>>83754672

I think it's clear that the second season of td was much better, /tv/ goers are retarded imbeciles as expected

>>83759805
>pleb doesn't appreciate something
>he assumes nobody else does either
why am i not surprised at this

>>83759754
But Mulholland Drive is literally Lynch's plebiest film.

>>83759843
That's the Elephant Man.

>>83759841
I assume you appreciate it, but I think that "it" is extremely lame.

>>83759863

That's a funny way to spell Straight Story.

>>83759952
Straight Story is straight patrician.

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please tell me spoilers from episode 6

>>83751058
When are we going to have more direct feelsy than shit like S1 and FWWM? This shit feels too remote.

>>83760037
Laura Dern is Diane and she fucks bad Coop to see if it's really Cooper but it's not. Janey-E and Sonny Jim are kidnapped by the guys after Dougie and retard Cooper wanders into their hideout and accidentally kills all of them and saves his family. That's all that happens.

>>83760095

proof?

>>83759878
Lost Highway is good, but it's a little boring, a little too easy, everything is dark, murder and madness and floozies and thugs, there's no contrast, no play, no lingering sense of mystery. Mulholland Drive is not so simple as people make it out to be, it's this free floating dislocated dreamscape of hopes and dreams and abstract lurking horror. and scenes like Winkie's, Silencio, The Cowboy, and the musical audition are some of Lynch's best.

>>83760173
My uncle works at HBO.

>>83760197
One thing that always puts me off when I watch Lost Highway is how a lot of it is edited, especially towards the beginning. The first like 20 minutes has a lot of scenes fade to black and it gets tiresome after a little with with every scene ending like that. I think it gets better later on but up until he's put in jail the editing kind of gets on my nerves.

Season 3 feels a lot like Mulholland Drive in that it just cuts to scene after scene. It can feel a bit schizophrenic but I prefer it to fading to black all the time.

I like Inland Empire better than both though.

>>83760197
I don't know how you can see that in Mulholland Drive but not Lost Highway. The underlying concepts driving both movies are fairly similar. We know just as much about the "true" narrative in Lost Highway as we do for the one in Mulholland Drive. We don't know how much of what we're seeing is stream-of-consciousness by Fred, or variation of something he knew or saw, or straight up what he knew or saw. We know he isn't stable, but we don't know if the affair took place, if there was a porno involved, or if the murders and execution even really went down. You also have a mystical connotation to some parts, like the "far east" comment by the mystery man or the mystery man himself along with the mirror scenes and dark hallways.

>>83760262
first part of Lost Highway is actually my favorite. the slow brewing tension in that claustrophobic house set is great. I also love that first sex scene and that off the rails sax scene where he blows his way into some kind of transcendence.

I'm going to marry Jade!

>>83757301
Honestly, why is the Cowboy Marshal statue wearing fucking loafers?

No, Bowie didn't sport loafers. My fucking dad does.

>>83760484
He did in 2003.

>>83760374
The sax scene struck me as funny the second time I watched it, the mad thrusting.

Best song in Lost Highway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmZ5HEaVMjA

I understand people like the other movies better. But Lost Highway is a darker story, which makes me like it the most.

>>83759986
this. only pleb 'LYNCHED' posters dismiss Straight Story. Lynch working solely as a director interpreting a screenplay is very different to Lynch being left to his own devices. It's also pretty much the only time Lynch devotes himself wholly to a loving recreation of his nostalgic americana vision without making it all deranged and fucked up

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>>83760484
Could be, fits the summer suit. But fancy!

>>83760669

put on your red shoes and dance the blues

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>>83760544
lost highway is darker and that's what i find less interesting. the same script could be directed by david ficnher or christopher nolan and nobody'd skip a beat. it's very tactile straightforward horror.
i think the difference is lost highway is a claustrophobic film about paranoid obsession and entrapments and worlds getting smaller until they have to be painfully left behind. it's the psychodrama of a man trapped in a relationship, trapped in prison, trapped in his mind.
mulholland drive is the antithesis, a film about dreams and films as dreams, opportunity, possibility, the unfolding purgatorial paradise of LA by night. it's about a woman whose world is about losing oneself in illusion and the whole film reflects this. the darkness in mulholland drive is overt towards the end but for the most part it is a creeping internal horror like in silencio, a simple doubting of the dream.

new thread

>>83761288

>>83760832
Mulholland drive is "soft", like a pudding.

Lost Highway is "hard" like metal.