Rest of Summer Movie Predictions

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June Box Office RT:
Cars3: 800M 33% - Transformers/Critics cockblocks its gross
Rough Night 12M 11% - ScarJo Box Office Poison rumors start here but honestly, GITS wasn't bad and this just sucked.

Transformers: The Last Knight 1.2B 81% upset - Grosses skyrocket as critics are shocked at narrative quality/CGI
The Beguiled 31M 98% RT *Best Director Sofia Coppola (first time 2 female directors ever nominated (Patty Jenkins))

Baby Driver 14M 44%RT - worst title ever, no plot

Despicable Me 3 - 900M 81%RT - slightly cucked by Transformers but will be strong
The House - 60M 53%RT - will do ok people want a decent Ferrell comedy rn

July:
Spiderman: Homecoming 600M 64%RT - RDJ will try to steal the movie and almost do it but still a good time will be had for Sony

War For the Planet of the Apes 350M 44%RT - apes fatigue sets in, critics shrug

Valerian: 150M 75%RT - critics will enjoy its imagination but audiences will go "wtf this isn't marvel?"
Dunkirk 400M 92%RT *Nominated for 7 Oscars including Nolan

The Emoji Movie 200M 11%RT - has just enough to make a good profit but its trash
Atomic Blonde - 90M 66% - too hyperviolent and soulless, Theron acts the shit out of it though, will find that John Wick DVD audience
An Inconvient Sequel: Truth to Power - 40M (100M if Trump tweets about it) 80%RT

August
The Dark Tower - 450M 90%RT - will be a hit that starts a solid trilogy, Idris Elba is ICONIC

The Glass Castle 35M 70%RT - Brie Larson carries this movie pretty hard and could be a lowkey comfy classic
Annabelle: Creation 30M 40%RT - Doll movies usually make a profit
Nut Job 2: 180M 30%RT - Guaranteed to be a big joke and people will despise it for destroying Glass Castle

The Hitman's Bodyguard 250M 73%RT - Will be a cult classic, looks possibly hilarious in the trailer and the idea is original

The Life and Death of John Gotti 2M 50%RT - Absolutely the creepiest sounding movie of the year, John Travoltas entire family is in this curiosity.