What was his major malfunction?

He was Lawrence of Arabia

>>83744544

>fat
>obviously a pussy
>military enlists him anyway
>acts surprised when he fucks up and goes on an autist rampage

Born before 4chan existed

A JELLY DONUT?

a donut hoarder with a sugar addiction

YOU'RE CLEAN CHARLENE

>>83744544
Is that young Wilson Fisk?

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Kinda looks like Steven Assanti ...

and how he laughed after they gave him the blanket party.....funniest part of the movie

He was a big guy, too big for Hartman.

>>83744544
He was a fat autist.

>>83744726
he cried you fucking autist

>>83744861

BIG GUY

>>83744544
His parents didn't have any children that lived.

>>83744883
So he was /ourguy/?

>>83744913
Basically. If only 4chan existed he wouldn't hvae REEEEEEEd out.

>>83744544
He was Texan

>>83744571
It's kind of like the draft was a horrible idea or something.

>>83744993
Shouldn't he have gotten a deferment for being a fatass?

alright watch it again and pretend he's laughing its almost indiscernable

>>83744993
>Marines
>Drafted
lol no

>>83744544
He wanted to become a real estate agent but his Pa made him join the military instead.

>>83744896
FOR YOU

>>83745269
Is that what it says in the extended universe?

>>83744544
Some blind faggot in a red suit keeps fucking with his shit

>>83744544
MIB agents keep fucking his shit up

>>83744993
Marines are all volunteers. Only the army drafts.

>>83744993

Imagine if they tried drafting all the NEETs today. How did they get away with it.

>>83744544
He wasn't a steer

>>83745581

What's the difference between infantry and Marines then

Aren't Marines THE infantry ? what's their role ?

>>83745938
Army has infantry

Marines have infantry

Air Force has infants

Nothing he was born again hard and made his drill Sargent proud.

>>83745988

Holy shit mind blown

But why are the american marines infantry so speshiul

>>83745938
Marines are amphibious infantry. They're infantry specialised to deploy from ships or assault craft, or in olden days, provide shipboard security in event of boarding actions.

USMC has experienced massive, massive mission creep, most likely due to the fact it's easier for el presidente to deploy unilaterally than other elements of the US armed forces, to the point where it's basically just a complete armed forces by itself, with the exception of warships and some logistics elements.

>>83744544
everyone thought he was fat but by today's standards hes pretty average

>>83746457
Army's a bit more all purpose, guard the base, hold the lines.

Marines are a bit more kill the haji, kill the haji, kill the haji.

It's really a broad stroke, but accurate enough.

>>83747117
thought the difference was army soldiers let the bodies hit the floor whereas marines let the bodies hit the deck

>>83746979
Still way too fat to be accepted.
Also there are fitness tests you need to pass which he wouldn't have.

The whole thing doesn't make much sense.

>>83746583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHhZF66C1Dc

Tom Leher explains.

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>>83744544

>>83744544
He was trained to kill his adversary, and so he did.

>>83744544
THIS

>>83744544
he had a psychotic breakdown. he carried out his mission in the end. the small part of sanity he still had left after he committed murder is what caused him to kill himself

>>83745238
>>83745581
Learn something every day

>>83745616
>mr. neet you are drafted
>either neet goes or gets prison time
>most neets probably fall in line quickly and few off em are let go because of breakdowns
t. has no idea how that would actually work in united states
t. used to be a conscript and now im more or less neet

>>83744993
The draft during WWI and II was actually pretty great for american unity. Nobody was exempted except those working war critical jobs so there was a mixing of the social and economic strata and encouraged patriotism. Vietnam fucked that all up by excluding all but the youngest and poorest Americans from the draft. I wish we could force a kind of draft again where everyone has to work in the army or a government agency for 1-2 years so people started feeling fucking invested in the country again.

>>83748138
>he social and economic strata and encouraged patriotism. Vietnam fucked that all up by excluding all but the youngest and poorest Americans from the draft. I wish we could force a kind of draft again where everyone has to work in the army or a government agency for 1-2 years so people started feeling fucking invested in the country again.
Conscription is anti-american as fuck. People need to be empowered to fight for themselves, their family, and their land to feel tied to the country, not forced to go fight for some obscure jew's middle eastern investments.

>>83748195
Maybe if congressmen had a stake in the fight they wouldn't be so willing to toss us into fucktarded conflicts. Whens the last time you've heard of a senators son being wounded or killed in combat?

>>83748138
Please fuck off to Israel

>>83744622
Who would win in a fight: Fisk raging over his girl vs. Pyle currently snapping

>>83748391
My overall point is that foreign wars are folly, period. America was founded on the notion that we are to be independent of the affairs of the old world and its historical hang ups.

>>83744544
He's Assburgers Patient Zero