Why do women pretend to like The Lord of The Rings?

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>>83742200
They never really understood what it was about, did they?

>>83742200
Someone they want to fuck likes it.

>Two Towers is my favorite film
>Ex refuses to watch it because some dumb reason
>After FIVE YEARS finally convince her to watch it
>2 hours in: "wow anon this movie really isn't that bad"
Females were a mistake

>ork lik pusy
>giv yeast infraction
Rediculous

>>83743114
LoTR is quite clearly a liberal propaganda franchise about accepting homosexuality and running away from the responsibilities of marriage. You see, that party they threw at the beginning of the movie was actually the wedding for Frodo, but him and his gay lover Sam ran away to destroy the wedding ring. Merry and Pippen were the groomsmen tasked with bringing them back. And the bad guy is a giant flaming vagina.

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>>83742200
tbf who wouldn't fuck an orc?

>>83743255
(((((((((((THEY)))))))))))) are everywhere anon
Earlier today I was drinking some water and I thought socialism might be a good idea
What the fuck is in our water???????

>>83743114
Please don't post that, give the guy a break. He was always kind of sentimental, and he must feel really lost and forgotten in this crazy world as an old man. He came to his senses and deleted that post if I remember right. Let him keep his dignity

>>83743380
Fuck off that was a real post. Am I being epic trolled here

>>83742200
Pretend? Maybe to get some nerd D? I dunno. LoTR isn't the kind of a movie you should feel particularly proud for liking.

>>83743255
Where does Sam pounding Rosie Cotton's pussy deeper than the mines of Moria and having like a million kids come in in your big gay allegory?

>>83744315
It's called a beard.

Gordon was racist for not welcoming the cultural enrichment of Orcs.

>>83743197
What was the dumb reason?

>>83744708
She was a woman.

>>83744724
Fuck off

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>>83744764
>t. triggered roastie

>>83744812
Yes and you won't be getting this pussy ( or any, for the matter ).

Why wouldn't your gf watch the movie, anon?

>>83744876
>pussy
>not pusy
wew

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>>83744876
you're obviously baiting for pic related

>>83744876
tits or gtfo

>>83745171
I'd be willing to bet that there are less females on /tv/ than on /r9k/. So basically zero.

I've always been into fantasy shit since I was a kid and upon watching the movies Legolas became my husbando.

>>83744876
>pretending to be a girl on 4chan

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>/pol/ still trying to co-opt orcposting

You can't steal our memes bitch.