EP VIII Sea Creature

this confirm the sloth theory. This is gonna be just as awful as TFA

>>83741974
sloth theory
What? please explain.

>>83741502
Looks like the Coke Panda, but in Ayyy lmao version.

Yet you people are gonna pay to watch this shit anyway. Or will you not?

>>83742095
No, the last movie i went to theater for was episode 3.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83742048
a few days ago some insider leaked the story, it involved Rey fighting a big sloth like animal that then transforms into Anakin

>>83742196
This is beyond prequel levels of retarded, I wonder if anyone will notice.

>>83741974
I thought TFA was good so pretty sure I'll like it

>>83742293
Nobody cares though

>>83742262
Don't forget the force penguins.

>>83742313
Actually they do. Star wars is the most popular and successful movie franchise in the world.

>>83742321
Those are cute though. Either way I hope all the people that hated the Ewoks hate these guys for the same reason.

>>83742196
>beast begins to mouth words
>Ray can't understand
>"I haayyy...eeyyee haaahhaayyy"
>face transforms a little more, a nose is beginning to emerge
>"I...
>hair cascades down the creatures narrowing shoulders
>"hate..."
>its fucking Anakin
>"...sand"

>>83742196
>Rey fighting a big sloth like animal that then transforms into Anakin
>>83742321
>force penguins

>>83742293
>TFA was good
>TFA
>good
It was just ANH but everything bigger and with momyn in charge, that's all it's a carbon copy, nothing more nothing else.

>>83742321
yeah force penguins and other stupid shit I don't remember. Someone will dig out the archive link if you ask

I just realized the whole plot is gonna be an actual intervention where they gather Kylo's mother, grandfather (as a ghost) and Luke and maybe even Hux too and they tell him that they are worried about him and that he should seek professional help because he's hurting the people that love him like this.

>>83742321
>>83742492
I'm actually worried that I will want to watch the movie for those penguins and even buy a penguin plush toy. Fucking merchants and capitalism, they are too strong when they do it right.
I hate the minions though but these are cute little fuzzy animals if they make them look like the concept art, I hope I can resist.

>>83742558
And to think people accused George of creating characters like Boba Fett only to sell toys

>>83742196
Anakin is not canon.

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So the giant sloth is just a stand in for the Wampa isn't it?

Jesus they really are just rehashing ESB

>>83742721
Nice connection, I didn't think about it. It's scary to think that they just watch the old movies and will recreate scenes out of context and patch them together in a different order without any shame and expect us to believe this is a new movie. I assume Mary Sue will the sloth's limbs

>>83742721
>Jesus they really are just rehashing ESB
Yes, like they did rehashed ANH.

>>83741974
This confirms nothing. The image of the big furry thing on the TLJ set has been out longer than some /tv/ neet's "leaks"

>>83742908
You're in for a rude awakening.
S L O T H E D

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Damn, change the planet color at least.

>>83742460
www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes

Go home

>>83742721
the giant sloth is just a stand in for the character development

>>83742717
Good one

Can someone link me the leaks pls?

>>83743204
Horrible.

>>83742842
yeah but you could make the case they wanted to play it safe and use it as a base for the next two, this confirms that isn't the case

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>>83741502
Crocodile Dundee

>>83742472
I appreciate the fact that it was like ANH. ANH is a great movie. Nothing wrong with going back to the beginning of star wars. Same with TLJ. if it's like Empire I will be happy.

"muh carbon copy... muh marry sue" lol you fags can't think for yourselves.

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>>83741502
BRAVO DISNEY

>>83741974
It doesn't even look like a sloth.

>>83742721
Wanna know how much of a rehash? It's officially being called a 'sea wampa'.....

>>83742721
Good. Empire is one of the best movies of all time. If more movies rehashed it, we would have better films to watch. I appreciate soft reboots.

>>83742721
Worse, it's a rehash of the Dagobah cave fight

maybe it's poe and finn's love child

This isn't real right?

All the fake star wars fans with no appreciation for the OT triggered by Disney going back to Empire - one of the greatest movies of all time

>>83743989
>sea wampa
are you trying to trick me again?

>>83742460
Lmao holy fuck

>>83744908
WE NEVER WANTED REMAKES FAGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>83741502
>Sloth Anakin confirmed
oh my fucking god

>>83741502
who /hype/ here?

>>83742460
Yay! Let's weave yet another a heartwarming narrative about this multiple murderer and accomplice of a vicious dictator. Cause in the Star Wars universe, killing the dictator after having served him for decades somehow makes up for all that. Dead kids? Whatever. Billions of dead on Alderaan? Fuck it. Using literal torture robots on sentient beings? All in day's work. Anakin was a nice enough guy to not let the evil maniac kill his son in front of him. He's redeemed!

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>>83744934
anyone who ever liked this shit franchise in the first place should have expected retarded goofy shit like this

>>83745102
and poe and finn will become buttfuck bros

>>83742721
not only that, but it's also a rehash of Luke fighting not-Vader in the cave on Dagobah

>>83744864
It is anon, it is.

>53 replies
>No one bothered to point out op just slapped the Making Star Wars logo onto a deviantart picture

>>83745205
Good. That was one of the best scenes in Empire. It actually had more meaning. Again proof that Empire is the most mature star wars movie.

>>83745143
Can you imagine her sucking your dick with that mouth?

>>83745257
it's official concept art
>>83745290
yeah that's fine and all but it ruins the point when you just keep using the same shit over and over in slightly different and mostly inferior ways.

>>83745257
Because /tv/ posters are full of fucking retards who just shit post star wars threads because they are too autistic to like the films

>>83742293
Same. TFA was great.

>>83745307
It's been over 35 years since Empire. That's not doing the same shit over and over again.

>>83745353
when all you can do is massively reuse the story of a film you're making a sequel to while every other form of media does something new (including the prequels, terrible or not), it is.

I would be completely fine with it if it was a scene here or there, but TFA was basically just ANH with some detail change, and this movie isn't really looking any different.

>>83741502
>>83742460
>Rey realizes the creature is actually Anakin
>remembers that she still has some pocket sand from Tatooine
>throws it in its face
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>83745402
But TFA is a completely different movie from ANH. Different characters. Different motivations. Same with TLJ. Even if the plot points have similar imagery and throwbacks, it's still different characters and different motivations. I see nothing wrong with this. Going by your argument you can say the same thing about the prequels - the echo the OT.

>>83745402
So your telling me that MoS is a retelling of the new testament?

>>83745488
fair points with the characters, yeah, but to me there's quite a difference between echoing themes and recycling major plot elements. my biggest gripe with TFA is the starkiller base bullshit, mainly because it's just an uncreative reincarnation of the death star, which had already been done twice.

>>83742196
>a few days ago

so right around when the images leaked

you are a fucking dunce

>>83741502
reminds me of Vodo-Siosk Baas from the old EU but with a less functional design

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>>83741502
>mfw it's Yak Face seeking revenge on Luke for being blown up in the explosion on Jabba's barge
>Yak Face
>Sak Face
>Snk Ace
>Snk ce
>Snok e
>Snoke

>>83744954
I'm hype actually

>>83744954
I'm hype

>>83745610
who cares if it's true or not. This movie will be shit, that's a certitude

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Prove that this "sloth" shit is real

You can't. Stop making things up

>>83745292
No. That's horrifying,why would you even suggest this?


>>83745344
It was shit, pure shit.

>>83745488
Shilling for (((Disney))): the post

>>83748293
No it won't. TFA was a success and majority consider it good or average. Not shit.

>>83748558
I said it will be shit, I didn't say it wont make money. I'm sure The Last Knight will make a lot of money too

>>83748558
It made money, you incorrigible jackass, because it was the most anticipated movie in film history, and not at all because of the atrocious script.

>>83741502

It's going to be an old creature that doesn't speak English like Chewie. Look befriended it when he was doing his research on the force tree thing. The creature is the last of its kind and they have lived around/protected the tree for millennia. He'll be there for a little comic relief during training and a heart-to-heart moment with Rey. Kind of like Yoda before he became a joyless asshole in the prequels.

It's not going to transform into Anakin. There's still not going to be force ghosts in this movie. The next force ghost we'll see is Luke's when they show how a Jedi ascends.

>>83743204
>luke destroys the First Order guards with spinning

>>83741502
RLM will defend this

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>>83741502
>mfw when this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era comes out of the water
>mfw it asks for about three fiddy

>>83742964
hahahahahaah Star Wars cucks will defend this shit

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>>83745292
Yes

>>83745307
Source?

>>83748669
>>83748758
It made money and majority of audiences liked it. No proof that it was shit other than a small minority crying about it.