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what are some flicks with sexy mummies?

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>>83741367
>See movie trailer with qt mummy gf
>Expecting qt to survive and maybe turn sides or fug TC
>Read spoilers: TC chooses blonde over her

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>>83741454
good question. i'd say anything with Noomi Rapace or Monica Bellucci in it.

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>>83741624
was a damn shame

>>83741367

She's supposed to be black
with topless scenes
But Muh Muricah

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>swn put a curse on you're dick

Charlize Theron sucks her nipples in her next film

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>>83742646
Atomic Blonde?

>>83741367
that disgusting squiggly sideburn

B A R F
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R
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>>83742818
Yup, pretty hot sex scene

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>>83742874
fuck you, its kino as fuck

This girl is a rare breed of human that looks hotter as an alien than in real life.

>>83741367
>egyptian
>white
I don't think so tim

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I WANT TO [cuddle] SOFIA

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>>83741367

>Muh blak egyptians
>B-but-- All africans are blak
Only a reddit muhrican can be this idiotic
Recent discoveries say that nobility in ancient Egypt was actually white.
Also, threadly reminder she's Armenian. And a damn fine one.

>>83744269
Shes algerian you retard

>>83744371
so she is black!

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>>83744269
>We wuz Egyptians and shit
I can't believe snowniggers actual believe this shit kek.

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>>83745158
only because shes also half French

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I prefer Fraser Mummy in all ways

Goddamn she is really ugly

Shame about the chin.

Is she the new Cara Delevigne?

>Has no talent
>Looks like a man
>Is every at once.

>>83745357
she's jolie laide, shitlord

>that masculine jaw tho

>i to enjoy trannies tho

>>83745699
Who are you quoting?

>>83745289
>Algerian
>French
She probably smells like a sewer.

Fuck you all. She's cute yummy gf

>>83745289
She's not. Stop it with this meme.

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>>83741367
Oh sweet, a mommy thread. Posting best mommy

>>83741367
This movie was absolute trash. But it was the most fun and entertaining movie I've watched in a while. It's great to watch a modern movie that has no political agenda and isn't just following the marvel formula. I highly recommend it if you enjoy b-grade shit

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>>83747481
>old busted jew

>>83747610
yes that is totally what i am thinking when she is riding me anon

>>83747562
how is it trash if its entertaining?
movies are suppose to entertain so it did it job which means its good

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>>83742639

>>83741367
a question to the anons who find her sexy: when did you find out that you are gay?

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>>83745357

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>>83747854
when did you find out you were A BUILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>83747669

But you're a virgin?

>>83741367
Would you believe she is already 35?

>>83748254
Why do the best ones never get big until they are approaching their expiration date? All the actresses I've liked over the years ended up having fairly brief careers after breaking into the big time because they were just too old when they finally got famous.

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>>83747854
Are you blind? She's gorgeous.

>>83745320
would add my personal paintjob all over that

>>83742874
Yeah that grossed me out too.

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>>83748659

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would the film have been better if the Mummy was a Prince gay for T.C.?

>>83745451
handsome women are sexy

>>83745417
>slack jawed faggot detected

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>>83747481

recommend any of her stuff?

>>83747929
true, but a man can dream

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>>83744269

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>>83749223
and do you dream of men too?

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>>83749432
I love this shit.

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>>83741624
>Mfw
Fuck tc

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>>83749468
ohhh bb the 3rd wonder of the wolrd is those clavicle not the angynt egypiciant triangles

>>83747720
Have you never read the intro to 'salem's Lot?

>>83749468
Literally Javier Bardem's face superimposed onto a female's body

>>83748861
her incest shit, 2 goat vids in that bunch, one where she plays a sis, other she plays a mummy
rest of her stuff is garbage

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Tfw no mummy gf

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>>83749592

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>>83749622
i no

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>>83749484
Annabella isnt exactly ugly or anything, but Sofia is just so much more exotic and, hello, mummy powers. its like picking black pepper over cyan. you fucked up TC.

>>83749432

reminds me of them getting triggered over elliot from mr. robot being cast as a pharoh, when he is literally an egyptian irl

>>83749665
HOLY SHIT, someone actually shorter than Tom Cruise.

>>83741367

are there good femdom style scenes in this?

asking for a friend

>>83741367
does she have any porn lookalikes?

>>83749592
which is hilarious because the next Dark Universe movie will be Frankenstein with Bardem as the creature

>>83749761
she gets her mummy horde to restrain TC several times and mounts him when they do

she also licks his face one

>>83749880
wtf i love mummys now

>>83749592
>female body

>>83749764
Mercedes Carrera is a pretty good lookalike

>>83749468
>tfw youre gf will never cut herself on her bicep and make scars bc she is sad for her life.

s-so is it an actual flop?

>>83745417
Her chin is part of what makes her attractive. It distinguishes her looks from those of the women in department store catalogs.

>>83741367
is she the current 'flavor of the month' waifu?
only a week ago it was still Gal Gadot

>>83750083
well it has many simultaneous releases around the world today

the only numbers in so far are South Korea where it has the best debut for a TC movie so far, take that as you will

>>83750138
she also has Atomic Blonde coming soon with an extended lesbian sequence with Charlize Theron coming, so there is alot of anticipation for her this month

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>>83749622
>also those feels when no ancient Egyptian Princess will ever long for you

her makeup was on point; i hope it becomes a trend with thots

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>>83750259

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how scary is this? I don't like movies with jump scares

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>>83750359
oh gosh, she wan'ts to harvest there souls and can barely contain her self :3c

>>83750531
How much does Disney pay you per post?

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>>83750045
>Mercedes Carrera
face isnt strong enough and tits are too big
still good fap bait though

>>83749468
>self harm scars

weird

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>>83750359
seeing her hate the spotlight this much kind of makes me sad

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>We could have had a Hunchback of Notre-Dame movie without Disney

>>83751097
id let her harm MY self if you know what i mean haha

>>83751149
Some girls just act like cats when they're in strange situations. It's nice when a girl is comfortable enough with you that she starts rubbing your fingers and hands like a sperg.

>>83750531
The /fraserhead/s will NEVER accept the pretender Tom Cruise

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was it rape?

>>83744056
looks like someone jacked her up with a wrench

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>>83751216
what about when a girl rubs her own hands like a sperg?

>>83751346
Then you take her behind the shed and ask her to close her eyes and turn around

boutella is pure sex and pleb filter

>>83744269
all Africans are black you nincompoop

trust me I'm an Engineer

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>>83749736
she's 5'5. perfect comfy gf height

>>83750392
there are a few, but they're well telegraphed so you see them coming

>>83749730
KEKEKEKE MY MAN

>>83750752
$20

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>>83750359
she wants it so bad...

>>83750045
but Sophie is to /fit/ for her to be the lookalike, even the face would be close enough if Mercedes did a lot more cardio tho

>>83750359
Wtf she's a fucking slut holy shit

>>83750359
>how bout it zach?

>im gay

>oh, well, how bout it chris?

>i'm REALLY gay

Fuck these two, I want her to be my mummy fucktoy

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>>83752574
you just jelly she doesnt hold you with her strong dancer hands

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>>83752940
>you just jelly she doesnt hold you with her strong dancer hands


y-you can't prove that

>>83751573
>ywn be the anon who wraps those bandages one by one and paints every inch of her body

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>>83753233

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>>83753233
i would pay too much attention to painting her axilla and get fired after the first day of filming {:-(

>>83742611
>>83743081
>>83744056
>>83749468
>>83749665
>>83750359
She looks so ugly in so many pics but semi-attractive in others. I didn't even realize that was her in ST:Beyond but it makes sense since sometimes I thought the character was cute & other times I was like "Ugh!"

>>83753635
i too would be fired for painting her neck then licking the paint off of it, its a clear HR nightmare and probably sexual assualt, i am in trouble

>watch movie
>expecting pure shit but whatever
>its basically just the 1999 movie but even dumber
>suddenly, they get to the monster slaying society
>monster skulls in formeldahyde jars
>operating tables
>hello im dr jekyll and HURNNNNGHHHHH *injects serum* and we're going to do exactly what the mummy wants and then set you on fire

What the fuck i literally just watched a Hunter: The Vigil high level conspiracy game

>>83753758
Is Universal Studios planning on making their own cinematic universe now or something? Also
>that book of the dead from Fraser Mummy movie that they showed on screen for half a second

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>>83754049
yeah, they call it a "dark universe"

>>83754368
Tbh it's nothing they've done before.
Technically they were doing cinematic universe shit with their monsters long before Marvel started doing it with the Avengers. Pretty sure too that them showing the Book of the Dead from the Fraser mummy movie was their way of saying that that movie wasn't retconned, it just happened in the past.

>>83754488
they didn't do it properly though, as it stands what they're doing right now is producing multiple movies about a single thing and just calling them different names.

It might as well be named "Dark Universe presents: Supernatural MiB in: The Mummy"

It's the same problem Marvel ran into after the so called "phase I" wrapped up with the first avengers, now every movie is actually an avenger's sequel and not anything of it's own accord.

>>83754626
Idk, the mummy was a pretty good movie, I feel like it could work out in the long run.
Yeah the werewolf skull, and hand from the creature from the black lagoon, etc. were a bit over the top but at least they didn't attract a lot of attention to them. They could have done something really cringey, like have tc go "hey what are those" and then have Jekyll look at the camera, wink and say, "you'll find out".

I really hope The Mummy does well
Pretty obvious she'll return as some point and band together with the rest of the monsters with Cruise leading the team
Are they gonna use the same guy from Dracula Untold?

>>83755862
I don't think she is returning though.
Cruse ate her life essence, and they filled her coffin with mercury and then buried her under what I assume is either concrete or more mercury. She 'aint getting out anytime soon.
I also get the feeling that Cruse might show up for a cameo in a future film, but I can't see how him running around the desert would tie in with wolfman, invisible man, frankenstein, etc.

>>83743360
>Sofia Boutella
>white

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>>83749665
i wonder what depraved things cruise did to that english rose annabelle wallis.

>>83741367
WE

I'm sorry I can't shake off the feeling that she's a tranny.

>>83750531

Branden look so good with a shirt off. Women must be killed.

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>>83753758
>i literally just watched a Hunter: The Vigil high level conspiracy game

lol THIS! i remember thinking "this reminds me of /tg/" at the start of that scene (magic realm bondage didnt help any). Dr. Jekyll was a surprise to me though; thought he was going to introduce himself as a Van Helsing.

>>83756389
Fucking hate that bitch. Her face is so botoxed up, she permamently squints like a chink and has very little facial movement. Also she kept reminding me of Julie from Lost, and I hated that character.
>>83756608
Do you have any of the shots showing her from the side/back?

>>83756431
You're probably the reason she used to cut herself. How do you feel?

>>83756855
I don't think she knows me and now she's got money coming in from Hollywood. She'll be fine.

>>83741367
Pretty kino. The chase in London was the best part, can Tom really start a franchise from this? Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie.

>>83756828

No, but there were many. Dat ass doe...

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>>83741367
>no ending where Nick accepts the Mummy's offer and becomes a villain

It makes perfect sense for his character
It creates a better set up for a sequel as now the foundation will have to dig up monsters that can kill Nick and Ahmanet.
But no, we get bullshit.

At least Russel Crowe fucking stole the show, hopefully he can be salvaged when this shit flops.

>>83750359
I'm assuming they're talking about Anton Yelchin here and trying to comfort eachother

>>83741367

The ending was pretty damn lame. Rest of the movie was decent, especially the scene with the Crusaders coming out of their tombs underwater.

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>>83756389
He chose poorly. Mommy was better developed and cuter.

>>83757010
I think the thing is, is that Cruse was a character just for this film, and Crowe is the recurring character that will tie all the mythos together.
Didn't Jekyll say something along the lines that he was some war doctor and made a gas that fucked his brain up? Invisible man, werewolf, frankenstein are basically the FEV virus rejects of the Dark Universe, is my theory.

>>83757147
Cruise should have at least deep dicked her at the end before killing her
Just look at her, I'm pretty sure she wanted it.

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>Choosing disgusting blond slut over Egyptian qt who wants to make you a God

This movie made no sense.

>>83757486
Tom even already fucked her. Hack writers...

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>>83756828
this?

>>83757226
i dont know about any gas, but he said in his study of evil hes been a doctor, psychologist, virologist, and a lawyer

This woman can dance really well.
Don't know why but that part about Sofia makes her incredibly attractive to me.

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>>83757147
>ywn unwrap her and plunder that Egyptian booty

>>83757672
Yeah shots like that.

How long until r34 of this? Seriously, she's already practically hogtied.

>>83757707
She's in this performance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4HWl2fw_p0

Any other videos?

>>83758065
4:02
On the left

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>>83757856
doubtful, there wasnt much porn or anything really of her from Kingsman

if they do r34 her from Mummy i bet theyll draw her normal with no rot

I feel like the low scores are a hit job by SJWs.

No really, I read a review that called it a "hate crime against women" in a "post wonder woman world".

That's not a review, that's an ad for wonder woman

>>83750359
forth thy keks

I liked the movie a lot. The horror/comedy elements for the first two acts were pretty good, but the last act kind of falters. Luckily the third act is laughably bad, which makes it a lot more bearable.

Russel Crowe was an awful pick. Tom Cruise was...I dunno, not a good pick.

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>>83758890
>the low scores are a hit job by SJWs

Mummy needs to hit back!

>>83758890
W-Why? Is it because she's the villain? Her character was good and well written, she was attractive, literally everyone should be happy with her.

>>83759113
I was expecting the mummy to do far more damage then she did. Like, pretty sure all she did was gave a single city a really bad sand storm. That was it. No actual widespread destruction or anything, which you'd think a goddess of death would want.

>>83750531
tom is like 54 as opposed to a 20 something year old Fraser. shit pic

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>>83753635

>>83757147
I'd do sex at that mummy

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>>83749665
Am I the only one who likes Annabelle infinitely more?
Maybe it's because she looks like this girl I'm trying to date.

>>83760632
I didn't like how her face looked like it had too much botox for the majority of the film.

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>>83760748
Awww man, really?
That's a bummer because she looks smokin on the set.
I'll be seeing the movie regardless.

>>83741367
what's with her fingers? are they gonna CGI some long nails onto them?

>>83741454
>what are some flicks with sexy mummies?
France Election.

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>>83742639