what did Jerry mean by this?

He despises gentiles and doesn't want them touching him.

video

https://streamable.com/8o5ad

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>>83736941
Thought she was a random weirdo. If he knew it was Kesha he probably would've hugged. Yes it's still her fault for assuming he'd know who she was.

>>83736941
>I know I'm the golden jew but also afraid of germs from sluts

>>83736941
This whole thing felt like a scene straight out of the show desu.

he didnt want an std

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>>83736941
not kosher

>>83737080
>If he knew it was Kesha he probably would've hugged.
Well if He knew she was Kesha, and she already accused of rape to 2 different guys, He better run.

There's an episode of Seinfeld about complete strangers getting too close to Jerry and trying to touch him. He doesn't like it

he just didn't

>>83736941
neurotic jew who is famously a germophobe does not want a hug, shocking.

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>>83737187

>>83737187
THICC

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>>83737187
>hank hill ass
too much coke

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>>83737187

>>83736941
he's a jerk.

>>83737187
>>83737739
That's the saddest fucking ass I have ever scene. It's like a dead puppy wrapped in a bikini bottom.

>>83737819
>Not giving out hugs to randos makes you a jerk

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>>83737837

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>>83736941

Jerry knows a satanic succubus when he sees one. Check out the pentagrams on 'her' jacket.

'She' has admitted to being a satanist btw:
https://youtu.be/Xxc-po2bLRI

>some random person you don't know just walks up to you and asks for a hug
I'd also say no, tbqh.

>>83737819
t. cuck

>>83736941
roasties btfo!!

>>83737187
yeah that's a tranny

>>83737819
he's a funny jerk though

>>83737035
Thanks. I heard out this on the radio and kept forgetting to look it up.

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Jerry only fucks the chosen ones

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>>83736941
can someone edit the video so it ends like a seinfeld episode with the credits over freeze frame and theme.

thankyou.

>>83738421
>nailing a high school senior
how did they even meet? was he just lurking around the school like a creep?

>>83738421
who is that

>>83738494
probably had a gig there and spotted her fat tits while on stage

>>83738469
Sure thing. I uploaded it here. Thank me later.


www.meatspin.com

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>>83737187

>>83736941
Jerry is gay and doesn't want girl cooties.

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>>83738536
at least try and trick me into clicking the link anon.

horrible.

>>83738536
thanks great link man

>>83738578
Couldn't have been that bad, got a reply out of you none the less

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>>83737187
I have a larger ass than her and I'm a guy

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>>83738632
accumulating replies isnt like karma, go to reddit for that.

good question is
is seinfeld an evil ashkenazi jew or a good true jew infiltrating the ranks of the evils of hollywood?

>>83738699
t. Reddit

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>>83737187
gaga wins this round

>>83738421
The Sein clearly does not tolerate fridges.

>>83737819
Do you hug everyone who ask for hugs?

He doesn't even know who Kesha is and doesn't hug random strangers because he's not an idiot.

>>83738822
>being asked for hugs

get out normie

>>83738421
>my friends don't
suuure

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>>83738759
>DID SOMEBODY SAY FRIDGE?

>>83738841
>evading the question
(You) are retarded
>>83738887
holy shit

>>83738875
The """(((journalist)))""" is clearly just jelly af. Look at those titties.

>>83736941
>strange bitch treats Seinfeld like he's a dog and can be hugged on or petted at will
>based Seinfeld sets it straight

>>83738892
I'm not evading the question, I'm saying the question is completely inapplicable

>>83738953
that's still evading it

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>>83738536
>""""""""""""""""shocking site""""""""""""""""
>It doesn't even work

>>83736941
Seinfeld said in a statement that he doesn't hug people he doesn't know, which is completely understandable in my opinion

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>a successful man doesn't allow any given slut to invade his personal space
>4chan virgin beta males lose their shit at the thought of never submitting to the will of any random bitch giving you any kind of attention

>>83738887
Is her last name Maytag

>>83738981
That's the complete opposite of evading it, it's literally taking the question head on and saying it's fundamentally flawed.

>>83739074
that sums it up pretty well.

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>>83738887
A CHALLENGER APPEARS.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chloe is still cute tho

Unfortunately, Jerry done exactly what Kesha wanted him to do. Kesha is so desperate for attention that she does this because she knows that there will be articles written about her.

>>83737819
Actually, Anon, the jerk store just called and said they were running out of you.

>>83739074
>>a normal person doesn't allow any given person to invade his personal space

FTFY, but yeah I agree with you, the easiest way to spot someone with low selfsteem is start invading his personal space, it's the usual test made by bullies to bully kids or by girls to reject betas.

>>83738887
That's almost impressive, the lines of her body form a perfect square

I did this once at a wedding we were all in line to hug the bride and soon as it was my turn I was just like Jerry.

Only recently discovered I'm a fucking autist so now I know what's wrong with me.

Everyone looked at me like I was a freak, they were right.

>>83738887
come on lads the pic on the right has to be a shoop

>>83737819
you're allowed to be a jerk though.

>>83739415
we need to stop rejecting betas and start gassing them

Jerry is famous for not liking to hug other people, is somewhat of a germaphobe and he's over 60 fucking years old, he can refuse some stranger who wants to take a selfie with him in front of the press. He's also a guy who isn't afraid to be brusque or to break social conventions if he feels they violate his own personal code.

If you knew anything about him you'd know this already, why is this even a big deal? Is there really a Kesha internet defense force?

>>83739654
well there's a contrarian force which doesn't actually have convictions. that would make them feel vulnerable.

>>83738421
jerry and I share the same oppai loli tastes.

>>83739654
this. and he is on record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s45JT_-7v24

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>>83738421
boobs

>>83737187
He thinks it’s not kosher
Fundamentally he can’t take it
You know he really hates it

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>>83739385
OHHH SHIT

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>>83738887
This can't be real... I almost want to fap because of how fucking strange this is.

>>83738660
post boipucci

>>83737080
what's a Kesha?

>>83738421
typical jew likes baby veal

>>83738822
I do.

>>83737080
>If he knew it was Kesha he probably would've hugged.
don't think so.

>>83738887
I'm a dude and I have a more hourglass-like figure than that.

>>83739795
where can I find the whole interview? seems interesting.

>>83736941
No learning
No hugging
It is that simple

>>83738536
Is this post-ironic shitposting, or post-post-ironic shitposting?

>>83740215
post shit ironic shitting

>>83739582
4chan will stop existing anon

>>83736941
Jerry gets so much pussy since Bee Movie he has no time for regular sluts.

>>83738469
Close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esSlOhbV6VM

I love the "Oh, I wish her the best" cause it gives off either he still doesn't know who Kesha was or still didn't give a shit

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>>83740314
This is gold.

>>83740314
I am 99% sure he didn't know who kesha was after the reporter told him that, why would he?
>60 something year old dude doesn't know some has been pop star
shocking, I know

>>83740314
lel that vid works well

>>83738887
this has to be shopped what the fuck

>>83739385
i understood that reference_captain.gif

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>>83738887

>>83739325
>Chloe is still cute tho
to a faggot homo.

>>83737187
>this is a 10/10 in burgerland

>>83740314
#BTFO

>>83737223
>2 different guys
Oh shit who else? DJ Luke and who?

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>>83740314

>>83739795
>he was a big guy
what did he mean by this?

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>>83740496
Your eyes are now open

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>>83740795

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>>83738741
THICC

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>>83738741
underrated booty

>>83741060
epic butter face

>>83736941
He just didn't want to be accused of rape.

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>>83741819
I think she's cute

>>83742009
>she

>>83738660
where you at?

>>83742108
>2017
>caring about binary genders

Life imitates art kek

>>83742208
>2017
>using the made up faggot term "binary genders"

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Why do women pretend to like whiskey?

>>83737187
That Gordon Ramsey upper body
That Hank Hill lower

JUST

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>>83738421
If one of your friends was nailing a big-titted teen, you would give them high-fives for being awesome.

>>83739074
We agree with him, but then we are well aware of our autistic anti normie behavior.

Is just weird seen a celebrity be like that.

>>83738499
Seinfeld with GF Shoshanna Lonstein, who was then 17.

>>83739795
That creepy glasses era of Seinfeld was kinda gross

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>>83739385

>>83739795
Was it autism?

>>83744914
>tfw I was that friend banging a bit tittied and big assed 17 year old

>>83744639
Why do men pretend to like whisky?

>>83745256
Why? Because you knew a gross person who wore glasses like that once?

>>83746468
to seem cool?

doesnt want to be accused of rape 10 years from now

>>83736941
He doesn't like crazy, lying bitchwhores.

>>83744639

Makes them feel cool and rebellious.

But then they drink too much and get raped, thus showing that female logic is a myth.

>>83744639

Hermione what happened to you???

>>83736941

he's knows kesha is a tool of international jewry

>>83747681
lulz epic im 12 what is this xD

>>83741060

fug now i want to fap

>>83739325
chloe still hot

>>83740314
That's what she gets for interrupting his "What's the deal with being tired?" routine.

>>83736941
how do we get more based jews like Jerry and Larry?

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>>83738536
Is it 2005 all over again?

>>83746564
No I just don't feel like he looked good in them, coupled with the short hair it made him look like a college lit professor

>>83748277
Seriously I wanted to hear where that was going. Fucking roasties ruining everything.

>>83740314
>asking, 3 times, for a hug
You stop at the first time
What a dumb cunt. Some people don't like hugs, fuck off.

>>83741060
no one underrates her booty

>>83743354
>2017
>getting triggered by imaginary things

>>83736941
fucking jew eeewww

>>83746468
I pretend to not like it so I stand out

>>83736941

The guy's no different than the Jerry he played on the show... Pretty funny, desu.

>>83739385
Incredibly underrated post

>when that 80 yo lady gives you a hug in a family party and the smell doesn't go away

>>83737005
No joke, its probably this.

>>83738421
Jerry (((Seinfeld)))

>>83736941
he meant "I don't care who you are, go away, whore trash."

>>83749773
>implying Seinfeld is jewish
jesus fuck the ignorance

>>83749757

Jews aren't like that, you pieces of shit want them to hate you.

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>>83746468
I will literally be dead in less than a year, if I keep present pace, because I unironically love bourbon.

>>83749869

Drink a real liver killer, you idiot. Drink Lagavulin Distillers edition.

He did a whole episode on shit like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLnuBQDcbD4

>>83749967
damn imagine being Jerry or Larry David and having to deal with jews every day?

>>83746468
>>83746468

i absolutely fucking love the take of whiskey.

i drink it regularly and savor the taste. all different kinds with radically different flavors.

you're just a bitch

>>83750009
>love the take of whiskey.

Well, that's obvious.

>>83750009

You know 'whiskey' is just a shitty corn rot put threw an alembic still, right? It's one step above the batshit pit of rum. Do you people know how liquor is made at all?

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>>83749913
Drink a pint+ a day, and I would rather die than be more financially destitute (enough to afford that regularly) than I am at present due to being an alcoholic.

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>>83737791
>Posting worst mitsudomoe
Delete your life

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>>83750127

I have this in my house, but I make my own distilled vodka. I drink this when I want to and drink the other booze all the time.

>>83738421
Jerry fucks a younger clone

>>83738243
*tips fedora*