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Who would win in a fight?

>>83736244
best edition

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Will we ever see somewhat realistic armor in the show?

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>>83736244
Excellent edition OP

bran is the night king

>>83736244
reminder bran will jack himself into the weirnet. manifest himself into the past and live a life helping brandon of the bloody blade build winterfell etc. become bran the builder and when he becomes an adult he'll be turned into the nights king. he has manifested himself twice once before willas and once in front of the nights king aka himself. to defeat the nights king you'll also have to kill bran

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>83736279
cersei easily.
catelyn is way more princessy.

>>83736472
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also brans child body jacked into the weirwood will be killed and the obsidian from brans chest in teh nights king body will be removed turning him into his human adult form and healing his broken legs etc. and thus he inherits winterfell after galavanting around as a white walker for generations.

>>83736472
>>83736536
hence the vengeance and smug look bran gives bloodraven as he views him as responsible for turning him into an emotionless monster living in a barren frozen wasteland,

>>83736624
the smug look as bran nights king gives bloodraven as he's about to kill him. he cursed bran in a sense and he holds him responsible for having to endure his existence a walker.

After GRRM had that melt down over the ending of LOST which he didn't understand (I don't care if you liked it or hated it, it's a fact he didn't understand it) how do you think he will react if D&D make an ending even more disappointing to normies?

Or do you think it will be super safe like Breaking Bad and everyone will pretend it was amazing?

>>83736244
The only good guy in GoT

>>83736716
>everyone will pretend it was amazing?
no fucking way. no matter how it ends half the fandom will be whining.

>>83736829
>no fucking way. no matter how it ends half the fandom will be whining.
bookfags yes.
but it's almost guaranteed to end with the meme trifecta in power, and showfags will be delighted. And they probably make like 90% of the fandom now.

>>83736653
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after adult bran is released from being a white walker the other walkers die but the army of the dead can only be put down is if they kill child bran jacked into the weirnet so they do so.

adult bran becomes lord of winterfell and has necromancy abilities etc

>>83736244
Dropped plot line edition

>>83736653
>smug look
Literally what smug look, he's expressionless

>Carice van Houten teases a more vulnerable Melisandre in Game of Thrones season 7

Cringe ahead.
They want her back on the "good team" so they'll give her a 17 seconds redemption arc about expressing guilt, then hop on the meme bandwagon.

If they don't just go full crayons and retcon Shireen's burning as 100% Stannis, Melisandre was just forced to do it.

S6 they ruined Davos, S7 they ruin Melisandre, I just fucking know it.

>>83736536
If you're going to greentext can you at least do it properly so your post makes sense

>>83736472
So what you're saying is bran is the most important character.

>>83737065
maybe not smug but he looks like he's out for revenge against the guy. also similar features

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRIPftoDrB8

>>83737199
Bran is canonically ten years old and the night king is a full grown adult, your theory makes no sense

>>83736244
Where is that faggot who said Jon isn't a Targ?

>>83737147
in a way yes. bran is recruited probably by bloodraven who was probably recruited by bran. is set on the path to gain magic for the war to come. realises he can 'alter' the past. has also manifested physically before hodor and the nights king. after his power boon from blood raven and when the coming war is on the doorstep he jacks himself into the net and manifests himself as the boy who appears to brandon of the bloody blade as mentioned in one of the loose tales of brandon of the bloody blade.

helping brandon of the blood blade he lives a life achieving bran the builders achievements and lives to adulthood. is taken by the children and has a shard of obsidian plunged into his chest and becomes an emotionaless ice monster and turns into an angry pissed off non human entity who wants to wage war on the living.

has to live as such an entity for countless generations. has dragonglass removed from his chest and adult bran / night king becomes human again. also the magic that turned him has restored him completely. they kill child bran who's jacked into the wiernet to bring an end to the army of the dead. inherits winterfell etc.

obtains the night kings ice blade and some heavy warging abilities. can probably warg the dead.

>>83737289
Jon is a son of mad king and not rheagar

>>83737270
time works differently from different perspectives. he goes to the past and lives his life out to a regular paced time until he catches up to present bran.

>>83737289
jon is a dayne

>>83737271
chibi sansa is so kawaii :3

>>83737424
Well, that is wrong and it would still make him a Targ. Are you dumb?

>>83737520
Before I got really into game of thrones I was a casual watcher for three seasons and I always assumed everyone agreed sansa had a really unfortunately odd looking face even in season 1. It really surprised me to see people insist that she was ever cute or pretty. Her face is just bizarre.

>>83737546
Mad king was a Blackfyre. Jon is not a Targ

>>83737607
but blackfyres are targs. daemon blackfyres mother and father were both targaryens. and he was intended to rule as the sword gifted to him was the sword each ruling king wields

>>83737601
S1 sansa was fine.
it's later on she turned into a giant shemale

>>83737682
No even in season 1 she was goofy looking. Her nose was always hooked and weird and something about her eyes looking sunken in. I don't know. She was. I a cute kid at all.

>>83737682
S1 sansa had retarded southerner hairstyle that makes me want to punch her in the face

>>83737710
Was not a cute kid*

>>83737682
>giant

Manlet detected.

Anyone who looks down at the prospect of manmore linebacker sons is a midget

>>83736770
Sexy Jorah is suffering. :(

>>83737607
Blackfyres are Targs...

STUPID TARGARYENS RUIN MY SHITTY WALL

>>83737809
Daemon blackfyres parents were Aegon IV targaryen and Daena Targaryen

>>83737858
And? Rheagar is Jon's father.

>>83737930
jon is a dayne

>>83737992
Stop this meme, no.

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>>83737992
Jon is a Lannister, Jaime is his father.

>>83738003
no

>>83737809
>>83737858
The Targs are all bastards too at this point. Daeron's father was Aemon.

>>83738030
How about Moon boy?

>>83738030
that would be awesome and I may even come to like jon if he were jaime and lyannas rape baby

>>83738078
This is dumb.

>>83738078
this is true. hence the rebellion. but it was also said he rose in rebellion after daenerys name sake the woman he loved named daenerys.

but ended up marrying not sure of first name but last name has horse lord inspiration. her last name was rohanne.

>>83737992
>>83738030
Y'all fucking wrong. Jon is Bran and Lyanna's son

>>83738144
so technically daemon had the better claim and was even gifted the sword that the ruling king of the realm would wield. the sword of kings. you only acquire such steel if it's intended for you to rule.

also daenerys is a blackfyre

>>83738151
false bran doesn't exist and is nothing but a figment

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>tfw lost all interest in the show and only come to /got/ for the shitposting
it had so much potential but they had to go for the cliche shit after tywin died

>>83738222
Let's talk about tywins death. I don't think tyrion actually killed him. I mean he did but he didn't, Bran got into his head and extracted revenge for red wedding

>>83738344
tyrion killed him but he was bound to die as oberyn was already having him poisoned. if anything tyrions hand in the matter was a mercy

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>>83738369
>implying that wasnt a fake tywin while the real one never left casterly rock where he's built a valyrian iron man suit and will battle danny with cheezy rich man jokes while the entire battle is just made out of jumpcuts

>>83736279
catelyn was such a milf in the books

what happened in the show?

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what do you guys think of the costumes?

>>83736520
I don't know, Cat's a crazy bitch too when she needs to be. She killed two guys, gave one knight brain damage, and nearly bit off a dude's finger while grasping a valyrian steel blade. My money is on her.

>>83737271
>weird bookfag/showfag merger fanart
My least favorite kind of fanart desu.

>>83738549
>horses on a beach invasion
>against a wall

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>*Blocks your path*

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What went wrong?

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>>83736279


Muh Dik

Guess who’s back, back again? Gendry’s back—tell a friend

>>83736244
Based Night King!

Why is the Night King so patrician?

>>83739632
Based Rambo

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>>83738454
>......
>literally no word for this post.

Euron's valyrian steel armor

Season 7 July 16 00:00

>>83736244
Stannisposter
Jonposter
Jaqenposter
Danyposter
Bericposter
Branposter
Jaimeposter

>>83740008
Stannisposter reporting for duty

>>83739847
a (you) is a (you)

>>83740123
Eh thank you...i guess

>>83736296
no use for realist armor if the fight scenes all fake as fuck

>>83737415
Then now was Bran born in Winterfell and to his mother, complete with the Maester's assistance and overvance?

why did Varys send a message to Meereen to reveal Jorah's betrayal if he was on her side this whole time ? will Jorah ever confront Varys about this in the later seasons ?

>>83740229
I'm not denying he wasn't. it's a chicken and egg scenario or the bootstrap paradox situation. he is born to a mother and father. and delivered by a maester. is recruited by blood raven. uses the magic he learnt to time travel back in time physically only to become the nights king.

he can try re write the past but the inc is already dry. his plot line doesn't exist on a linear time scale.

bootstrap paradox I think dc who explained it I could be wrong.

the idea is that a time travellers favourite music is beethoven. goes back in time to meet the infamous man but there is no famous beethoven. so he has a hand in creating beethoven with his influence and knowledge of the future. after he does so there is beethoven.

but where did the music originally come from prior to time travelling to the past. it's a paradox. it exists but it doesn't exist until the time traveller goes to the past to help play a role in it but oddly enough it exist before he does so.

time travelling paradox

>>83740256
Does Jorah know it was Varys?
Does Jorah even care?
Will Jorah even meet Varys?
Will Varys even tell Jorah?

>>83740420
the night king is bran and exists before the present bran we're introduced to has a chance to go to the past and become the nights king. similar situation. time paradox shit.

>>83740008
Stannisking/stannisbro/stannisdude
Jonboy/jonsa/jonerys/jonman/
Jaqenfriend/jaqenbro/jaqendude/jaqenboy
Bericbro/bericboy/bericman/bericderic/berifriend
Jaimedude/jaimefriend/jaimehero/jaimeking

>>83740008
stannisposter
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
okayposter

>>83740943
>t. stannisfag

>>83739329
>being blind

>>83740008
Bran posters are eternal

>>83740008
Jaqenposter/friend reporting 4 duty!

>>83740420
That's not the bootstrap paradox that's the predestination paradox.

BTW grrms favorite use of time travel is on the movie Predestination. He called it the be all and end all example of how to use time travel.

>>83741212
What are you talking about? Blind to what?

>>83741351
I'm the one who posted bootstrap. is predestination the movie about the hermaphrodite who gives birth but such damage is caused that she has to become a man or something and the man she becomes is the guy who sleeps with his / her younger self knocking himself up and is in a loop that eventually becomes the fizzer bomber time travelling terrorist?

>>83741404
>pretending to be stupid

>>83741471
I guess you are talking about how the horsemen units are not Stannis's men.

>>83738497
>what happened in the show?
Aged up all the adults by 15 years. In the books, Ned, Cat, Cersei, etc, all got married and started having children by age 18.

We could talk about modern western standards for starting a family, the need for higher education/stable career/starter home prices. But that's for another thread.

>>83739557
A for effort

>>83740943
objectively correct

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>>83741652
Cat should have been younger and hotter

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What's your favorite house?

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people forget how perfect he was

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Margaery strides into Cersei's chambers completely unsuspecting.

"How kind of you to invite me to tea, Your Grace."

"Indeed. Please sit down, daughter. We have much to discuss."

"Much indeed. I know that Tommen loves us both, and it is important for us to love each other."

"All who are loyal to the king should love each other. It is so much easier to deal with traitors that way."

Margaery takes a sip of the tea. "Fit for a queen, truly. I've never tasted it before."

"I am glad it pleases you. Tell me, where else do you find pleasure, little rose?"

"Riding with my ladies," she said happily, "In the streets with the smallfolk, in the forest with my hawks. With my brother. And with the king. Him, most of all."

"That's a lot of places to find pleasure. Tell me, did you begin to commit fornication before you married my son, or after?"

"What?"

"You heard me. When!?"

"I never -!"

"Liar!" Cersei screams, throwing the teakettle to spray its hot contents all over Margaery's dress before shattering on the floor. Margaery screams and moves to flee. Cersei nods to Ser Osmund and Ser Boros. They know what to do.

Ser Boros grabs the little rose and twists her hands behind her back, and Ser Osmund rips her gown and smallclothes off in a short series of unceremonious tears. Margaery gasps in shock as her eyes go wide with horror. Cersei smiles dangerously. She's going to enjoy this.

"Bind her," she commands them, and her trusty thugs in white cloaks drag the little queen to the bed and chain her hands and feet to the posts, so that she is spread-eagle with very little room for maneuver.

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>>83741843
He would have made a great king.

All hail Viserys the Third of His Name!

>>83741750
This.

MILF Cat would've led to a lot more fapping and jonelyn fics. And /ss/

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>>83741876
"Well done. Ser Boros, you may leave us now. Guard the door and let no one disturb us. Ser Osmund, stay." Ser Boros nods and goes out to rejoin Ser Meryn, after leering at the naked girl. Ser Osmund grins and settles in by the wall. He's going to enjoy this show very much indeed.

"What is the meaning of this?" Margaery demands. "I've done nothing wrong. I swear it, on my honor as a Tyrell. Let me go."

Cersei crosses her arms. "I see you are unrepentant. The worst traitors always are. They lie as easily as they breathe." She calls for Senelle.

Her maid comes in with a bowl of lye and a razor, as earlier instructed. "Hold still, my lady," she tells Margaery, as she brushes the liquid onto her pubic hair.

Margaery stares incredulously. "You can't be serious. Is this some jape? You can't do this to me!"

"I am the Queen. I can do whatever I please." She watches with satisfaction as Senelle shaves Margaery's cunt, leaving it completely smooth. "Turn her over," she commands Ser Osmund, and he unchains Margaery's legs and flips her so Senelle can shave her arse. Margaery lets out a little squeal of fear when he touches her. Good. Fear is what Cersei wants.

Soon Margaery is facing back up again, her perfect firm teats rising quickly up and down and her whole perfect young body tense as Cersei looks her over. "The gods were kind to you," she says. "Seducing men must be so easy. Tell me the truth, now. How many have you had?"

"None," she snarls defiantly.

"Still you persist in denying it? I will have the truth from you soon. It will go easier for you if you confess now."

>>83741957
"I am innocent."

Cersei jabs two fingers into her cunt. Margaery shrieks and tries to jerk away, but Cersei only presses harder.

"I don't feel a maidenhead."

"I ride horses," she whimpers. "You can't -"

Cersei slaps her across the face with her other hand and curls the fingers harshly inside her, raking her nails over her walls and making her scream.

"My father will hear of this," she whines, now fighting back tears. "He will hear of this and he will make you pay. Lannisters pay their debts, yes? The rose has its thorns, and if you don't let me go and give me back my clothes right now -"

"Your father will disown you when he hears of your treasons, lest your shame become his own." Cersei is relishing this. She loves having the little rose like this, helpless and exposed. Cersei has all the power here, just like her father always did, and that's exactly how she likes it.

"He - he will know it's a lie," Margaery says, quieter now and plainly frightened and uncertain. "He will -"

Cersei sighs. "It pains me that it must come to this, good daughter, but if you will not confess, harsher measures are required." She strides over to her chest.

"No," Margaery pleads, "No, this is madness, I've done nothing, I swear it, I'm loyal to Tommen, I'll be good and wait for him until he's a man and I'll give him my maidenhood and have his babies and I swear they'll look just like him, gods, please, get that thing away from me!"

Cersei raises an eyebrow. "Don't give me that. We all know how much you like cocks. Especially big ones." She straps it on over her gown. It's made of solid gold, nine inches long and two and a half inches wide, and she had it made just for this occasion.

>>83741418
Yep that's the one. Every major character in the movie turns out to be the same person

>>83742170
She climbs up and positions the head at Margaery's entrance. "Do you still deny your treason?"

"I deny it. I deny it, I deny it, I AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!"

Cersei punches into the little rose with all of a lioness's savagery, shoving it in as far as it will go and pounding ferociously, like Robert did to her that one time when he was extremely drunk and extremely mad at her because she'd made a stupid comment about cutting his balls off. (There was no reason for him to take that so personally.) Margaery howls in anguish, swearing vengeance and accusing Cersei of a litany of perversions. She grabs Margaery by the breast and rakes her nails over it, and bites down on the other teat, tasting blood.

Eventually she tires of the exertion and drops off to the side, panting. By this time Margaery has screamed herself hoarse. Cersei is pleased to see that her cunt is a bloody mess, with a rather conspicuous tear along the bottom.

"Loras," Margaery pants hoarsely, "Loras -"

"Is in the yard, guarding the king with my brother. Too far away to help you now. Or are you confessing to having bedded him?"

"No," Margaery whimpers. Her face is already streaked with tears, but now she breaks down sobbing. "How could you be so evil? I was a maiden until you... you... you want Tommen all to yourself, is that it? Don't want to share? Tell me, are you going to bear him an heir, when he becomes a man?"

Cersei turns to Ser Osmund, who has the calm and contented look of a man who's just had a woman - clearly he was masturbating while she was tormenting Margaery. "Turn her over again, Ser."

He does as bid, switching her legs from one post to the other so that she is bound facedown. Cersei climbs up on her again, this time positioning her blood-streaked golden cock on Margaery's asshole.

"I will ask one more time. Who are your lovers?"

>>83742216
Margaery says nothing, only buries her head in the pillow and sobs, but her sobs turn back to screams when Cersei shoves the cock in. "Mercy! Holy Mother, save me, save me..."

"The Mother Above does not grant her mercy to whores." It's harder to get it into this hole, but with enough effort and wrenching it about she can get it in inch by inch. She loves the sight of it, so powerful and arousing inside Margaery's tight bleeding hole. "Confess and I'll take it out and grant you a quick, clean beheading. Keep denying it and I'll be bringing a knife next, and then a hot knife, and then a -"

She's cut off by a sudden jerk on her hair. The next thing she knows she's being dragged off the bed. She struggles, but he's too strong for her, and when he takes her in a headlock she sees the golden hand.

"Cersei," says Jaime, his voice strained by a queer mix of anger, horror, and sheer disbelief, "have you completely lost your mind!?"

The next thing she sees is Ser Loras, white with shock, frantically trying to untie his sister. On the other side of the room, Ser Osmund is holding Tommen's hair while he vomits on the floor.

Quotes of grrm talking about all you zombies/predestination

>"All You Zombies" is one of those classic short stories. Like time travel yarns? Time paradoxes? "All You Zombies" was... is... will remainTHElast word on all those subjects.

>i will also be nominating a long-shot: PREDESTINATION, the film version of the ultimate time-travel story, Robert A. Heinlein's "All You Zombies." RAH himself would have liked this, I suspect: very faithful to his story, well directed, superb acting


Basically just read/watch those if you want to know how asoiaf is going to end because george is probably going to rip them off.

>>83736244
“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

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>>83739715
he's cute, he's sassy, and he's our last hope against these shit tier meme characters

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>>83742299
ending is quite abrupt, but will fap nonetheless.

>>83743029
They recasted the night king so he'd look more like bran

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>>83743232
i did prefer richard brake, but oh well, new guy is a legendary stuntman which is pretty cool

>>83742783
Who the fuck is firefu

>>83741351
The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.

>>83742680
There's no possible way bran is the nights king in the books

>>83743284
most like melisandre, but Ygritte was called firefu in /got/ at some point. Probably the character with most fu names over the yeras (freefu, firefu, wildfu, snowfu).

>>83743384
prove it

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>>83743458
wasnt SEEAYEY the one who caused her death

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>>83742299
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>83737271
Dany is CUTE

>>83740504
I prefer these than the derogatory terms we go for my friend

>>83740504
Jaimerapist/jaimeflinger

>I love my family so much I'm gonna rape my own sister over our dead sons corpse

>>83744661
I know you're a showfag, but "Loving his family so much" isn't anywhere near one of Jaime's main character traits.

He loves his sister but sees her more as a lover than a sister... And he likes Tyrion. He cares about his father because he's the commander and all, but there's no clue that he particularly like him. The scene where he tells him to fuck off about the KG kinda point to the opposite.

And he doesn't give a single fuck about anyone else (Doesn't care about Stafford Lannister dying, etc. ).

>>83744752
So he flings children because he's just a murderer who can't help himself

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>>83744752
Jaimesperg pls.

>>83743745
Nothing is wrong with me. I'm just enlightened.>>83743534

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What the fuck was their problem?

>>83743456
There is no night king in the books

>>83745179
While I doubt there is a night king there likely was, and who knows if GRRM was just waiting to reveal there still is and like everything else it got drawn out.

It's funny to think about book wise in the show the night king was revealed what would be towards the end of ASOS.

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>What is dead may never die, you cunt.

Why are the Ironborn so fucking based?

what a gay soap opera

>>83744884
>literally best character
He has the best arc in the books.

>>83745154
Why the fuck were Renly and Loras so skinnyfat? Weren't they warriors or some shit?

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>>83745871
>mainlanders
>warriors

>>83746028
>he's a Greyjoyfag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>83746074
>he's a soft, perfumed mainlander
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

What is dead may never die!

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>>83746253
>What is dead may never die
stupidest words of them all
you're dead already

>>83746305
name some cooler words, cuck

>>83746253
>Greyjoys literally lose every war
>land has no value
>everyone hates them
Literally the definition of Westerosi autism

>>83746455
pretty much all of them, except the martells and maybe tyrells

>>83746455
Fire and Blood, beta.

>>83746532
>beta
>dynasty was deposed by a literal cuckold

Reminder that Theon gets his cock back this season

>>83736244
The late schedule is going to hurt the ratings. Bad.
I love the show and the books, and watch theory videos, and watched the reveal of the premiere date, and watched the trailers up to this point. And even I can't remember when the show is supposed to air. I'm guessing July 14th?

I guess they already have their budget for Seasons 8, so it doesn't matter at this point. But just watch as reports come out of low views, and asking if the show has gone on for too long. They broke the cycle, and people let go.

>>83746832
The show has also been shit for at the very least two seasons. Not that people noticed.

>>83746590
How vast was the Greyjoy dynasty, mate?

>>83746878
That's another thing. All the casuals watching for dragons and "epic" battles got what they wanted last season. Full on fanservice. GoT blew it's load, so now casual fans don't even know what to look forward to.
My brother, someone who has been following along casually, doesn't even know why the show needs a season 8. And when he said that, I tried to think of a justification, but honestly I couldn't. The last season didn't set up any intrigue or complexity. It only set up an ultimate battle to come.

>>83746455
Fire and Blood

Ours is the Fury

We Do Not Sow

Family, Duty, Honor

Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

Winter is coming

As High as Honor

Our Blades are Sharp

Here We Stand

First in Battle

We Remember

We Light the Way

The Sun of Winter

Growing Strong

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threadly reminder that iron throne belongs to dany

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>>83743801

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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>>83747091

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>>83747089
Her outfit makes me think of Hillary Clinton somehow.

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>>83747174
>aspiring woman get BTFO when she goes for the Throne

probably why

>>83747138
>>83747172

it's actually amazing how much worse these are compared to LOST or BrBa

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>>83747172

>>83743801
Arya was so fucking adorable. Why couldn't it be this way always?

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>>83736244

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>>83747211
why doesnt anyone make them anymore?

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>>83747212

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>>83747248

>>83736244
>Night King

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Remember these odds?

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>>83747407

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>>83743745
Hey there fellow Jaqenbro.

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>"Oh Jon, I'm so glad you killed all those nasty Jonsas for me"
>"No Arya, we did it together. Always together"
>"J-jon"
>"Shhh I love you"

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Who /tyrell/ here?

>>83747765
disgusting

>>83747369
>If I lived in Westeros I think I would die for Stannis.

>>83747765
What's with the sword?

>>83746455
Valar Morghullis All Men Must Die

>>83747816
Where do you think you are

>>83746645
Hamg in there Theon, hang in there.

>>83745522
His arc is boring pointless shit going nowhere

>>83746645
Will theon ever find love?

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>>83748011
Based Beric
Remember 7th time.

>>83748011
Can you do me a favor, based Bericposter?

>>83748198
I don't get the point of this image

>>83748143
Theon and bran have a lot in common

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>>83747802

>>83747211
to be fair, these are the worst 2 verticals I've ever seen by quite a large margin.

>>83748239
Quads.
Quads means Azor Beric confirmed.

Azor Beric

>>83748433
Azor Beric confirmed!

>>83748467
Samefag

>>83747802
she should cut her hair and cosplay as Asha desu

>>83748379
>survived Robert's Rebellion with all their strength
>BTFO of Stannis Baratheon
>outwitted the Lannisters

literally best house

>>83748325
>tfw R'hllor commanded her burned just so he can enjoy some sexy sexy time with her

Best god.

>>83748486
Oh yeah!

Reminder that GRRM will one day just randomly post a short blog of

>Just submitted the completed THE WINDS OF WINTER manuscript

with no fanfare

>>83747890
It's Needle, don't believe that retarded thing in the show is what it's meant to look like

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Who /baratheon/ here?

>>83749680
Reminder that GRRM will one day just randomly post a short blog of
>I'm sorry guys. I just can't do it anymore, I don't think I'll finish WINDS or asoiaf for that matter. Better just enjoy the show! In other news, I have 17 new wild cards books in progress, I'm sure my 150 wild cards readers will like that!

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>>83748198
I remember Bericbro
>>83748231
Sure, what would you have me do?

>>83750276
Can you set yourself on fire please? Thanks

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>>83750054
I'm /baratheon/

The only good one

>>83750276
Shit anon, I forgot what I gonna ask.

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>>83750276
Oh Bericbro, can you make a Jaqen wojak? Just for lolz.

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*happens*

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Does /got/ remember?

>>83750612
watched that episode earlier, back when the show had pacing

>>83736279
the one who's actually fought/killed people
cersei is a wimp in comparison

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What does /got/ think of the Ghiscari?

Of the old Ghis empire and the Ghis remnants of the modern era?

I'm surprised so many of the Ghiscari were portrayed by Europeans in the show.

>>83749995
I seem to recall needle being described very closely to what we see in the show.

>>83750351
Sorry no can do
>>83750400
All good I'm usually around if you remember
>>83750424
Sorry not at my computer right now I'm phoneposting

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>>83751404
No problem Bericfriend, also keep the fire and spirit alive.

>>83751267
>Ghiscari
>they're all white

what did Kike and Kike mean by this?

>>83751267
It would have been racist to depict PoC (the usually victims of slavery) as slave traders. Most slave trade was performed by Europeans historically.

>>83751542
Tell that to the slaves who built the pyramids

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>>83751479
I shall, and you as well

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>>83751542
Now that's some shitty bait

>>83751401
That image is a lot closer to the book Needle based on the Valyrian Steel replica sword guy's version of it that George approved of

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>>83747765
i like how that artist does arya

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>>83751648
Based King Stannis aka Azor Stannis.

>>83751614
Together justice and honor will be served for the late King Robert Baratheon.

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Must admit I respect and look up too Beric Dondarrion for trying to fight and kill Ser Gregor Clegane.

If Beric trained harder and learns to be faster, he might had a chance to kill the Mountain.

reminder to bericfags that beric is a beta male who gave up his final life to make out with a corpse

>>83746028
Euron is the most disappointing casting moment of the show, even considering Daario.

>We need Evil Jack Sparrow
>Here have this skinny hipster with a beard to hide his weak jawline

>>83750370
Gendry had better start swinging around a warhammer, blunt damage is my weaponfu

Why didn't Thoros try to revive Beric again after he dies? I mean yeah Lady Stoneheart is born and Beric dies but why did't Thoros rezurrecr Beric?

>>83752138
Who is meant to be a degenerate molesting pervert, but instead talks like a frat boy.

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Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.

>>83751576
>tell that to black nubians building the pyramids for redheaded pharaohs

People who genuinely enjoy this show are some of the most annoying people on earth

>>83751576
slaves didn't build the pyramids dipshit

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>>83752318
Excuse me?

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>>83752138
>skinny hipster

He looks like a chubby redneck that pumps gas

I pity Beric Dondarrion & curse the headless Robert Strong.

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are d&d so retarded that they initially thought children of the forest were actual children?

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mfw dickon and rickon become the gay emporers of essos

>>83752648
That fucking necklace fucking slut and her necklace.

>>83752628
They clearly rushed this scene with the last $2 in their budget and then hoped people would forget about it over the course of season 5 so they could completely retcon this disaster in season 6

>>83752705
But they still put zero effort into it in season 6.

>tfw no endless terrifying underground labyrinth filled with corpses and spooky skellytons

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>>83752750
>muh jojenpaste

Which region is more like Germany, the Riverlands or Stormlands?

>>83753061
riverlands is poland

Qyburn is a powerful doctor.

>>83752946
Where did I say that? Jojen paste is a bullshit theory founded on ignoring the fact that weirwoods have red sap

>>83746927
It did stretch from the east coast the west coast and had THE biggest castle in the known world before an inbred albino burned it down.

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>>83753061
Here you go.

>>83748325
she's ugly af 2bh

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Cersei is my love.

>>83753268
Yes but what about based uncle Qyburn?

>>83752283
because zombiefu was a much better leader

>>83737079
They ruined Melisandre after s2 when they just made her hbos tits and ass quota after jetisonning her character because of all the religion and prophecy backstory they skip over.

>>83752283
I always assumed that Beric gave his spark to Catelyn because she was so far gone. I don't see how Thoros can fix that

>>83752750
I REALLY wanted to see the underground lake.. if it ended up being the same one jon was at that would have been a really cool callback

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>>83752686

what is A + J = T?

aegon + ?? = Tyrion?

>>83755626
who even fucking knows anymore

>>83755626
Aerys + Joanna Lannister = Tyrion

>>83755763
such an absolute shit theory
1 secret targ is enough

>>83755809
I think they're working off of Tyrion saying that he dreamt of dragons when he was a kid but idk

>>83753194
>baratheons = holy roman empire
some of them don't make much sense but I don't get this one at all

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shireen a cute

>>83755967
every child on earth has probably dreamed about dragons or unicorns or trolls at some point

Why does grrm overuse the prophetic visions trope so fucking much

>>83756458
>why is a shit author bad at writing

>>83756458
>he hasnt caught on yet that everyones visions were sent to them by Bran

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>>83746028
irontards get out

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>>83736716
what would be a 'safe' ending for GoT anyway?

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>>83738775
It is sort of annoying.

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>>83756927

>>83756983
this image is pretty much entirely showfag only unless the eye color is what you're getting autistic about and that probably was done just because blue eyes are prettier than brown not because of the books

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>>83757044
>tumblr gifs

>>83757044
>the king that couldn't stand

give it up pedofaggots

>>83757094
there is literally nothing wrong with that

>>83757099
thats what makes him a trope defying hero desu

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>>83757093
weeb art often has a weird mix of both

>>83757149
the best casting choices tend to be drawn in fanart the way they look in the show

>>83757198
which is weird given that renly looks the most like the show version in that pic

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>>83756983
>>83757149
at least those aren't official illustrations

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>>83757349
yeah that's the most annoying
blonde shireen got through on one of the clash comic covers
at least it's not like that in the actual thing >>83756398

>>83741843
definitely one of the best casting choices, absolutely nailed the role

>>83738549
I don't really mind the peasants and low level soldiers wearing drab colours, even if it's not representative of the medieval era, but I still think the nobility should have better clothes/more colours. Also more helmets and plate armour and shit.

>>83757044
>>83757099
>no sooner had the cry begun to build than a woman's voice cut through it. "Bran!" Men moved aside to let her through. With one foot on the lowest step, she said, "Bran, stand up." A hush fell. The wind blew, waves broke against the shore, men murmured in each other's ears. Brandon Stark stared down at Daenerys Targaryen. "Girl. Thrice-damned girl. What did you say?" "Stand up, Bran," she called. "Stand up and I'll shout your name with all the rest. Stand up and I'll be the first to follow you. You want a crown, aye. Stand up and take it." Elsewhere in the press, Tyrion Lannister laughed. Bran glared at him. The small boy's hands closed tight around the arms of his weirwood throne. His face went red, then purple. His arms trembled with effort. Jon Snow could see a thick blue vein pulsing in his neck as he struggled to rise. For a moment it seemed as though he might do it, but the breath went out of him all at once, and he groaned and sank back onto his cushion. Tyrion laughed all the louder. The boy hung his head and grew old, all in the blink of an eye. Hodor carried him back down the hill.

>>83757989
what shitty fanfic is this from

>>83741876
>>83741957
>>83742170
>>83742216
>>83742299

a man has an erection

>>83757989
i cant imagine spending my friday night like this

>>83758014
>>83758030
>branfag retards proving their showfaggotry, yet again

>>83758046
nobody except an ironnigger puts on their own crown

>>83758046
>expecting everyone to remember some random passage from an irontard chapter

>>83746028
>Not including Victarion
The best character next to Tywin.

>>83758125
Not that guy, but that's the fucking Kingsmoot. I guess it's not as important or memorable as the chapters on Bran crying about never becoming a knight.

>>83758216
only /got/ contrarians think the kingsmoot or any greyjoy other than theon matters

>>83758125
>Kingsmoot
>some random passage

>>83758216
You guessed right

Besides Arya and Robb.
Why did Ned's kids all turn into little faggots?

>>83758363
>besides arya and robb
pukinganimegirl.jpeg

>>83758363
>Arya and Robb
Disgusting

>>83758363
tully genes : not even once

>>83758363
>Robb
>not a faggot

Nice try Jeyne

>>83758413
>we try every day

NEW

>>83758482
>>83758482
>>83758482

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To those arguing Jon's lineage, if r+l=j is correct then Jon wouldn't be a targ since viserys ii targaryan was likely a rogare plant making all targaryans after him false dragons. If young Griff is a blackfyre then he has more targ blood than Jon,dany, or any of them besides stannis. If not then the targaryan bloodline died with argon "dragons bane" which is a fitting name, but the name did carry on. Itd be more accurate just to call her daeneyrs rogaryan.