>wake up >see this >what do?

>>83732268
tell your girlfriend to get off my chest LOL

Why is no one just biting that shit off or throwing up afterwards?

>>83732268
1: Quickly flip over so it has no choice but to go up my butthole instead of in my mouth
2: Poop out the baby alien
Checkmate xenos

ive sucked worse at a glory hole

>>83732327
>Why is no one just biting that shit off or throwing up afterwards?

Speed, also biting it is onlygoing to kill you faster

Does anyone else think the Facehugger thing would be really hot if the person didn't die afterwards

Is this party rockin?

*dabss*

>>83732327
The choking will force you to gasp for air.

>>83732346
Kek

>>83732327
i think it only extend when you are unconscious

>>83732268

Tell OP's mother that Im not interested in giving her head.

>>83732268
Clench my teeth.

Can it go through? I don't think so.

>>83732268
Stick my dick in it and rape it furiously.

Hey anon, do the bane thing

>>83732327
Because then it's acid blood would pour down your throat. Which would suck just as much as having an alien explode out of your chest.

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>>83732268
Not going to lie, the thought of having a facehugger forcefully insert it's eggs into my throat is a massive fucking turn on. Just wish the victim was kept half awake during the process so they could struggle a little bit the eventually submit to the alien and want to swallow more eggs.

>>83732327
>biting a silicone-based organism with corrosive blood
You might be retarded.

>>83734951
>>83735661
>>83732419
why would any of the victims be instictively aware that it has acidic blood?

>>83737463
They wouldn't because Facehuggers render you unconscious almost instantly.

>>83737463

They wouldn't, now answer me this, why would someone bite down on something jammed down their throat in less than a second?

>>83738419
Not everyone is a faggot

>>83738419
Exactly, why would you want to fight it when it probably feels kind of nice?

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>>83732437
Definitely

Actually the dying thing is optional

I think it's the "instant pregnancy" aspect that makes it so fucked up and kinky

>>83732346
r34 NOW

succ time

>>83732346
>call it a butthugger afterwards
>it dies of embarrassment

>>83732437
you're not alone buddy

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>>83732437
that's the point. It's literally having sex with your face. It's sexy. But probably the most terrifying aspect is humans ability to find this sexy. We are fucking monsters.

m8 with it

best thread in months

>>83732268
Stick my dick in it

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>>83738669
>The scene afterwards where a woman's stomach is ripped open by the troll babies
Berserk is good fun, my dude

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>>83735315
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm