What was he telling him?

Matrix joke

>>83729358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0elmPjQQ2E

>>83729358
>Remember when we had that threesome with Carrie Anne Moss?

"They became women! Can you stand it?"

>So this man decides to visit a hooker right? He knocks on the door and asks: "how much do you charge?". She answers: "50 dollars". "But I only have 30 on me". "Well there's this whore down the road who will do it for 30, and she'll even throw in a free drink!". So this man visit the other hooker and asks: "Is it true you fuck for only 30 dollars?". "Yeah I do" she says, "but there's one catch; I don't have a clitoris". The man replies: "No problem, I'll just have a gin-tonic then"

>then i said "i bet you white boys won't cut yo' dicks off"
>"AND THEY DID"

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I was disappointed they didn't throw in a Matrix reference when they were together, would've been funny.

>>83729358
>remember when we were famous?

>>83729442
pls explain

>>83729358
That he is eventuality of an anomaly, ergo

remember the Wacko brothers?

>>83729358
>and then I said, would someone pppleeeeeaaasse make my daughter a porn actress

>>83729442
My fucking mom told me this joke 2 weeks ago

>>83729382
I used to think the jokes about Sam Hyde being a mass shooter some day were ridiculous, but after spending enough time on /tv/ I really think he'll do it one day. Or he'll make a fertilizer bomb or something.

>>83729491
This was retarded

>>83730700
I don't think that's true my man, where is your mom from?

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>"look at me I smoke american spirits. Look how gay I am, Morpheus!"

>>83729442
I don't get it

>>83731320
>>83730641
Is the joke that men don't know what a clitoris is? Kind of a weird/stupid joke for it since it's a whore, who cares if she gets off.

>>83729358
>And I'm like, Larry wtf, are you out of your fuckin' mind nigga? You're a dude! You've got a dick.
>And then his brother goes and puts on a wig.
>Told you the Matrix was symbolism for non binary individual.

>>83729358
>rememeber my daughter? yeah, she's a whore now LMAO

>>83729358
"Tell me about Wick, why does he wear a suit?"

>>83732325
>hehehe yeah i've seen the vids laurence

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>>83731320
>>83730641
>Numales can't get jokes that aren't in meme format.
Absolutely disgusting

>>83729358
He was offering to cuck Keanu

>>83730756
no, it was kino magic

>>83729358
It's kinda weird how most of The matrix cast is actually dead, it's really not that old to begin with

>>83729491
What is this from? I need to know so I can avoid wasting my time renting it.

>>83729491
funny anon

>>83733218
James Charm 2: Reloaded

>>83731642
kek

>>83729358
>I wouldn't do a new matrix film with those trannies in a million years

>>83733144
Put it in meme format so I can get it then.

>>83729491
>>83730756
I hope they release a special edition with this and the train scene cut out. The way civilians act in JW 2 is just so weird it ruins it for me.

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>Director was Keanu's stunt double in the The Matrix
>Just finished shooting and chilling out in the hotel lobby
>Keanu came by and brought a wine bottle to congratulate him for a job well done
>He still keeps the bottle till today
How can one man be so based?

>>83731003

American spirits are good tho