>....

He's the type of fat guy who could lose a lot of weight and still look fat. I think it's his fat head

>Oh, can i watch? These guys are pretty good actors.

>>83726961
>being this fatkike

celebrities are such thin skinned pussies, they can't even take jokes on social media. imagine how humiliated jonah must've felt being ridiculed on television in front of so many people. i love when a pompous celebrity gets humbled.

id call jonah an oven dodger, but he just couldn't fit. so seeing this obese heeb get roasted this way is all too satisfying.

>>83727163
This guy's weight begins with a 2

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>Why do you think I became a RAPIST? Women don't have a choice!

How did his career survive this, /tv/?

Trust me honey, we would both leave the room

>>83726961
>>83726961
hahaha get fucked kike. not everywhere else in the world do they suck your dick for playing pretend

He got burnt so badly he went out and started exercising. The lady did him a favor.

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700 hours in ms paint

>professional """comedian"""
>can't even think of a basic comeback

>You want to know my fantasy bitch? It's your face under my huge swampy ass. In fact, get under there right now. You won't be giggling with my smelly ass cheeks wrapped around your head. *BRAAAAAP* ha ha, sorry I couldn't keep that one in. Heh, you must have got the full blast of it with your nose pressed right up against my asshole. Footlong B.M.T with Sweet Onion sauce. Eat Fresh. Only I guess it's not so fresh anymore, ha ha. Hey you're a weather girl, right... did you predict these winds? *BRAAAAAP* Ooh another stinker! Surely you're used to it, living in this stinky country? *BRRRRAAAP* *PLFFFFTHT* You're a shitty interviewer, Ornella, but you make a decent chair. Guess we finally found a use for you. *BRAP*

>>83726961
>"Haha, that was pretty funny!"
>*pulls out Heckler and Koch G11*
>"Let's see which one of us looks better when I pump 400 rounds into your face"

>>83726961
>the french are so backwards they unironically put a plug in the guests ear and hire an interpreter instead of just having the hosts speak english
worst hospitality in the world

>>83729786
Many people find the American brand of sickeningly fake "hospitality" in the "heyyyyyyyyyyy how are youuu sirrr" service people smiling in your face even though they are paid in peanuts and hate your guts to be far worse.

Most French people speak English btw.

>>83729786
In the real world not everyone speaks English anon.

>ameripleb "comedian" gets BTFO by random french qt using basic french banter then cancels other interviews because of butt pain
ptdr

>>83729786
where are you from?

>>83726961

>>83729849
People who can't speak the dominant language shouldn't be catered to anyways. It's like how everything is designed for right-handed people.

>>83729914
finland
>>83729849
yes they do in countries with decent education
>>83729833
there's a middle ground between smiling like an angry dog as the americans do or having a guest on who has no idea what the fuck is happening because he doesn't understand what's being said

>>83728483
Comedy actor =/= comedian

>>83730008
It's a TV show, it's the audience which on average can't follow a fluent conversation in a foreign language that should be helped, not the fatass that's making money just sitting there, and the interpreter method works just fine for the purpose of an interview

>>83730097
>it's the audience which on average can't follow a fluent conversation in a foreign language
like I said, french are disgusting

>>83730109
The fact that you're complaining that a television show being broadcast in a certain country is broadcast in the dominant language of that country rather than the language of the shitty celebrity who happens to be there more than confirms you're an idiot dude. You're that stereotypical American with no ability to think outside of their own cultural experience. Stop being a dumbass.

>>83729919
>pleb language
>right-handed plebs
ftfy*

>>83730152
finnish talk shows are broadcast obviously in finnish but if they have a foreign guest on, as they sometimes do, the host immidiattely switches to english. this is considered common courtesy in the civilized world. I have never even seen this eatbud method before.

>>83730109
>French

Might aswell say every non-anglo nation because that's how it works everywhere

>>83730217
no it literally doesn't, like I just said >>83730192
you don't bring a guest on then not speak a language he understands. if you don't have a common language don't invite him.

>>83730233
Translators exist for a reason, sweetie,

>>83730260
yeah that method seems to work real well. the guest has no clue what's being said and doesn't respond a single word. good interview, great concept.

>>83730233
you're autistic

>>83730280
are you fucking retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWuS6EAW9A

>>83729919
>People who can't speak the dominant language shouldn't be catered to anyways.
I don't see you speaking Chinese nor Spanish.

>>83730192
Imagine this happening in America or any other major western country. You really think you're going to switch on a talkshow and it will be being broadcast in a language other than English? Of course it fucking wouldn't. You're an idiot.

>>83730299
DUBBED ahhah :DD
this is how a white man does it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLQCVFAjaY
also note this is 11 year old footage

>>83730318
yeah because an American talk show would be smart enough not to bring a guest on if they don't speak English.

Fat people should be shamed wherever they go. They should have no rights and be treated like slaves. They are an underclass and lower than a cockroaches belly. They have self harmed and increased their mass to comedic proportions because they have no self control. They are like babies. They see food and shovel it down. All fat people are disgusting pigs. Animals. Fat people should have to pay thin people to tolerate them. If you are fat you are subhuman. You are scum. Jelly bellys are criminals in my eyes. Fuck fatties.

>>83730192
you're a fucking cuck and your country has no culture

Jonah la colline

>>83730366
yeah and you're still bitter lingua FRANCA became english. enjoy the last bit of dignity you have as sharia law is enacted soon enough.

>>83730323
>Dubbed
and yours is subtitled you hypocrite, plus there is no audience, we're done here

>>83730391
are you implying dubbing is an equivalent method to subtitling? :DD
>french

>>83730345
Most of the world already speaks English dipshit. English is a mandatory subject in France. It's literally no one's fault but your own that you're a clueless monolingual brainlet.

>>83730413
apparently not in france if your talk show hosts can't speak it or the audience switches channels :D

>>83730413
It's not about not being able to speak English it's about speaking french in a french show on a french tv channel instead of having to switch language just because oh my god he's an american let's bow down and suck his dick

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>>83730411
>>83730431
goddamn you finnposter

>>83730431
The broadcast is for France. Why would it be in English? What is hard to understand about that? How are you this slow?

>>83730501
>>83730486
>oh my god he's an american let's bow down and suck his dick
being this insecure :DDD
you INVITED HIM on the show. he's a GUEST. if you can't show the common decency and hospitality to speak to him in a language he understand's there's a very simple solution: don't invite him. no dick sucking required sorry pierre

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>>83728567
Absurd.

>>83730486
>he's an american let's bow down and suck his dick
this was really funny because it revealed more than you thought
you see for the rest of the world it's
>oh a swedish guy comes on, let's speak english
>oh an italian guy came on, let's speak english
>oh a kambozeian finger painter is on the show, let's speak english
but for you, in the year 2017 it's LITERALLY still about not admitting defeat :D
not BOWING DOWN :D
who cares about intelligent smooth conversation WE WILL NOT ADMIT FRANCE IS NOT THE WORLD LANGUAGE REEE REEE RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ :D:DD

>>83730560
You do realise having a guest on a tv show is just business and about selling a movie and not about being hospitable and whatnot, right?
fuck why am I even arguing with you

>>83730651
Look, the entire audience and viewers understand what's being said and the guest too through his earpiece, I don't see why this triggers you so much

>>83730708
because it's so incredibly french you might as well put it next to a baguette and the eiffel tower and it's fucking hilarious but I never knew this existed before so I'm glad I found it today :D

>>83727192
20 pounds!? He's like a baby!

>>83730761
If you travel a little bit you'll realise many people don't speak English, even in Western Europe, it's not just a French thing

>>83730795
I've been to every european nation except the balkans and never had any major trouble despite only speaking finnish, swedish and english except in france

>>83730810
this was bullshit, I haven't been to belarus or ukraine either. or malta.

>>83730810
I don't give a fuck about your trips in touristic areas, I'm telling you there's tons of people especially older people in rural areas who don't speak english at all, that's true pretty much everywhere

>>83730810
The hosts of an hotel or restaurant don't represent the average Joe, it's obvious they're trained/used to an international clientele. The newer generations are getting more fluent but explain to me why the older working class of a foreign nation should ever need and thus know english

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>>83730810
How unfortunate

>>83730865
>>83730901
I've literally never bought a package tour.
I know there's a lot of old people in Italy and Spain or Greece who aren't fluent in English either. Difference is I've never been in a situation where the person I was trying to communicate with didn't do his best using the 20 or however many words he knew trying to communicate back.

Talk English to a frenchman and he's STILL SALTY about losing lingua franca status and like this dude >>83730486 considers it humiliating or degrading :D Everyone else just cares about getting the message across, but the frenchman will get angry and refuse to do anything but repeat his french praises :D Such silly people.

Also if you go to countries like Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands etc. everyone under the age of 70 speaks English. Your degenerate state is not worldwide.

>>83728348
Nice

>>83730998
lol who is salty now lmao
france is the most visited country in the world, but go ahead and say we don't speak english or whatever, not salty at all haha

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>it's worse than vietnam :DDDD
I knew I wasn't imagining

>>83731062
why would I want more visitors here? seems to work out real nice for you when tens of millions of them never leave, try to run over your children and rape your sisters :D

>>83728348
Nice

>>83730192

kys

Friendly reminder that even the Africans are smart enough to want to ditch French as their official languages because it sets them back so much being stuck with it instead of English.

>>83730323
No one care about your shitty country

>>83726984
Well when he lost weight he still had a weird box head

>>83731196
more like they are too dumb to learn two languages over the span of their lives so they have to choose 1 only - so they choose the language of the internet and hollywood.

Why does france stink so bad?
Literally everywhere i went smelled like an open sewer

The funniest thing ever was coming to this board right after that shit went down and reading all the butt-blasted comeback from virgins on this board.

>he should've called her a fucking roastie bitch!!! i would've raped that slut right then and there!!!

it was fucking hilarious the rage

>>83731995
Pretty sure it's all the Africans

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>>>/jerk store/

>>83731900
It's not about just learning a second language at some point in your life. It's about how much more kids can learn on the internet just from having access to all the English sites, before they even start school.

Hell, just look at how many tools there are on the internet/phone apps for learning other languages that are based around English being your first language. If English is your first language you immediately get a head-start in learning all the other languages because of those.

>>83730677
Well that's the problem, it's a boilerplate impersonal commercial show that has nothing to do with the actors except a products in the movies they're advertising, to the point where they pretend to be a show about conversation while happily inviting on people who can't speak or understand the langauge they are having the conversation in. So you're right that that's how the show works, but that doesn't elevate the show in any way that forgives the fact that they invite on foreign guests who have to give and hear comedians' jokes secondhand through a translator.

>>83728093
holy fuck this. should be done to everyone.

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>>83734409

>>83728348
nice

>>83734484
damn, i feel bad for that guy, lost all that weight and that face will still make him among the least attractive people in any room he walks into

>>83735417
until you walk into the room

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>>83730651
>REEE REEE RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ :D:DD
fucking lol