ITT: Essential cringekino

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I'm embarrassed to say I thought this was pure kino when I was a 14 year old sci-fi fag. I even used to play the song on repeat in my room.

https://youtu.be/JhIAWyGQW8Q?t=67

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GOAT CLIP INCOMING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

what the fuck, how did anyone's career survive this movie?

>>83725251
Did he actually make her day?

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Winning this thread early

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXh6Ev3oTqU

>>83725273
the fact that Colin Farrell is still a relevant and successful actor is something of a testament to his ability

>>83725277
if you watch close he went in for the kiss and got DE-NIED

>>83725221

That wasn't that cringey. Just low-budget

I know this is the lowest hanging fruit possible, but I remember recoiling the first and only time I saw it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njMaHNRXQYE

The Catwoman basketball scene is untouchable. It's hands down the worst thing I've ever seen.

>president comey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ8JSpcHD8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A

>>83725251
oh god

>>83725335
Billy Ray Cyrus could not look like more of a faggot. Jesus Christ.

>>83725292
what the fuck is even going on in this scene

Suicide Squad's character introductions.
I'm not even looking for a video.

>>83725292
Why was the card so important?

>>83725401
>>83725407
It's a magical computer chip that can hack the whole world or something like that.

>>83725169
actually pretty good, not cringe at all

>>83725362
daily reminder the left idolises this guy because he said fuck trump once

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>>83725251
that's some really nice production value

>>83725349

Here you go you lazy bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ

I felt it wasn't that cringey when I saw it because the entire movie is dogshit, so the contrast wasn't there. But watching it by itself is horrendous

>>83725427

t. deviantart edgelord

>>83725378
>>83725430
the best part is to this day (years and years later) people still comment on that girl's social media shit about garret

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The sappiness of this scene has always made me cringe pretty hard.

https://youtu.be/CrFUjbB6FPg?t=98

>>83725292

it's a cool as shit scene, regardless of how unnecessary 90% of it was

>>83725474
are you kidding? that scene is retarded

>>83725292
That was just really gay.

>>83725503
this. it was too long to be cringe. you're a tard other anon

>>83725503
>>83725534
it's not even cringe it's just dumb on a few dozen levels

>>83725362
Is he senile, or is this some sort of failed Republican obfuscation tactic?

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you are all like little babies

watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

>>83725292
So forced

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>>83725362
>>83725591

>>83725623
Did Kurt turn over when this scene was being filmed?

>>83725292
this scene was purposefully made as bad and ridiculous as possible so that if someone says they think it is cool you can know with 100% certainty that they are retarded

>>83725648
>that damage control

maybe you shouldnt be pretending to represent any of your constituents because you probably don't even know how to use a cell phone

>>83725656

>the director was merely pretending to be retarded

>>83725623

Every time I remember this exists I want to get stabbed to death.

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>>83725292
Goddamn, I made it 30 seconds in and it felt like an eternity.

>>83725292
It just keeps going, fucking 4 and a half minutes

>>83725623

oh Jesus fucking Christ

>>83725705
it can't be appreciated with only watching 30 seconds despite the entire scene being the same thing over and over

>yfw this was the peak of O'Donnell's """"career""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCJze1IVGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUO-ko6Av8

I'm Paul Thomas Anderson I married an ugly puerto rican because no black woman would have me :)

>>83725648
Seriously? He stayed up past his bed time? That's the excuse they're going with?

God I love American politics.

>>83725462
This isn't cringe, this is physically painful

>>83725623
gonna be hard to top this one

Will Smith's children's music videos. I won't post them because you should not give them views.

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>>83725292

I wouldn't say this was cringe-worthy. Fucking stupid, sure, but it was as well made as something this retarded could be.

>>83725427
considering it's supposed to be funny i think it's actually a great scene

>>83725887

Production values aren't the sole determinant of cringekino. An insultingly low brow and retarded idea can make you cringe unless you're the target audience, in which case I'm sorry

>>83725623
what compelled them to make something this awful

>>83725221
>dat atrocious acting from Boxleitner when he's supposed to be drugged at 1:21

>>83725462
WHY
ARE
THERE
SO
MANY
CUTS

>>83725653

He could see the future. He killed himself because he saw this would be done with his work

>>83725169
This is pure bike kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxoVMuWkluA

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>>83726147

Kek. Fucking awful

>>83725623
Did I have to watch the movie to understand why this is so bad? I mean, it's a bit cringe, but not Crash 2004 Sandra Bullock IM ACTING tier cringe.

>>83726265
Beautiful*

>>83725292
You people need to chill, it's the ultimate "just turn your brain off" movie. There is no tasseract everyone keeps masturbating over, no world in which people started to get bored of dinosaurs and no homoerotic cyborgs. It's just retards doing cgi tricks that transforms into cgi magic. It's stupid trash but some of it was fun.

>>83726283

If you think anything in Crash (a shitty Oscar-bait movie that's not worthy of 1% of the praise it got) is anywhere near as cringey as that I don't know what to tell you

>>83726147
what the fuck

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>>83726309

DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO

>>83726147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkk5aYf3PA

Still a good flick tho.

>>83725623
I kinda liked it

>>83726334
Well, yes, that is what i said. I usually can't turn my brain off because everything takes itself too seriously and I can't help but find flows everywhere but now you see me 1/2 seemed so bizarre from the get go that i didn't bother to turn my brain on in the first place.

>>83726337

If the CGI was a bit better this would be fine.

Batman Forever laundry scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEllAO0qF40

>>83726429
>Batman Forever

Might as well post scenes from The Room

>>83726488

You're probably mistaking it for Batman Returns. Forever is bad, but not THAT bad

>>83726429
I watched that movie probably 30 times as a kid and I don't remember this at all. My brain just total blocked it out.

>>83725292
Wait at around 2:10 is that bubblegum or some string?

Stand aside plebs, you're all targeting low hanging fruit. Here is some true cringekino. I present, Blood Diamond:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEJ1ioimkTw

>>83726429
It's impressive how unimpressive that Karate-washing was. Why even include that in the film?

>>83726552

Returns was fine. You mean Batman & Robin was bad (much worse than Forever)

Forever is certainly the worst of the trilogy but it's much better than B&R

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>yfw this wasn't a comedy

>>83725623
>Let's make a Johnny Depp character, but have Hugh Jackman play him instead

>>83726623
Forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xACbVe7o9Rs

500% cringe

https://youtu.be/xw12gZ1T-j0

>>83725292
I really want to be a japanese guard in that scene.
if you know what i mean

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>>83726661

Come on now, eh? T2 is pretty much perfect for what it is

>>83726649
I feel like certain movies should be disqualified from this thread

>>83726661

I know you're trying to derail the thread and get (You)s by posting an actually great scene, but you're still a shitty cuck, anon.

Chris Klein in Streetfighter is probably the worst performance I've ever seen. You can tell there isn't a shred of irony in it and he probably thought he was coming off as badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id7DLq7bpTw

>>83725623
Its so stupid it almost loops to being badass

>>83726749

kek

>>83725292
edgy kids love this films

>>83726749
He seems to be under the impression that "acting" is just lowering your voice and squinting your eyes. Dreadful.

that's actually funny though you faggot

>>83726837

Hey, it works for Tim Heidecker

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4

>>83726870

What a qt

>>83725292
this is just so fucking bad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pFpKTfyHko

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>>83726870

>guy's barely containing an orgasm from the whole ordeal

>>83726649
this is gold

>>83726661
not cringeworthy at all, but to this day I don't think I understand the physics of the mack truck driving over the overpass like it did. The direction it's coming from makes no fucking sense. Like, T-Rex paddock tier.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_C3G29YfZ4

>>83725292
woulldn't the fucking security cameras catch this shit??.....

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I win the thread

https://youtu.be/sRBu-FxD5W0

>>83725623
What's the context of this scene?

>>83726661
>>83727100

Trying way too hard, pham

>>83726870
footfags ladies and gentlemen

>>83725623
I fucking hate modern musicals that try and use modern music its just so god damn cringey.

>>83726870
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1ki_RGmZRs
B L A C K E D

>>83725251
girl has a fucked up belly, he dodged a bullet there.

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>>83725251
>people mentioning birdman in the comments
>wtf does that movie have to do with this video?
>realize they are talking about a youtuber

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>>83725251
the youtube url ends in "Fuc"

jesus christ

>>83727100
pleb

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>>83725795
>rosie o'donnell was a fat unfunny dyke at this age
>she probably came out her momma pussy as a fat unfunny dyke

>>83725314
>Back awayyy not todayyy Disco Lady!

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>>83727255
Looks like a California Raisin

>>83726639
>Let's make a Johnny Depp character, but have Hugh Jackman dressed like queen Victoria play him instead
fixd
Remember kids, hugh is straaaaight

>>83726870
That woman is an actual angel. Beyond cute and she even humors his autism, but isn't afraid to set and enforce her boundaries. I'm in love, lads.

>>83726337

My issue with this scene and quite a few others from this movie, is the speed in which things happens. Like when they are returning to earth, they parachute down after getting out of that pod thing but they're instantly on the highway in 10 seconds and surrounded by cops.

>>83725169
this is actually alright though

it's clearly in jest and making fun of him for being needlessly edgy

he's actually exactly how I would imagine "supervillains" would be irl

>>83726870
Everything else in this thread was hilariously retarded, this fucking autist made me cringe into another dimension

>>83727650

They cut it from the final movie (which isn't amazing by any means), so I'm sure a number of people involved with production thought it was way too lame and tryhard

>>83725623
Damn, that's pretty bad ass. Thanks for this

>>83726870
I got fucking heart palpitations from this shit it was so cringe

>>83725292
How did they keep that going for almost 5 minutes?

>>83727892
A magician never reveals his secrets

>>83725292
>it's a movie about magic so lets force it down their throats

>>83725292
>Woody Harrelson grabs the card from the guy's ass and immediately licks it
What did he mean by this?

>>83725292
So many chances to just pocket it and then work about how to get through the scanner at the end

>>83725292
tfw i saw this in theaters

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>>83726870

>>83725362
maybe john mcain shouldve been president?

>>83726589
Good movie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KCrXgrR94

>>83726870
K R A G E R

>>83726589
kinda makes you want to punch the writer

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>>83726589
What nationality was Leo trying to play here again?

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>>83726372

>'It's not the movie thats stupid, it's you who isn't stupid enough'

>>83725389
He's probably gonna pull a 'Bruce Jenner' in a couple of years.

>>83725292
Jesus Christ,the girl obviously takes something out of her hair while the guard is looking at her but they choose to ignore it. Wouldn't they just make you stand still and do nothing while they pat you,not dance with you.

>>83728455
South African

They actually do sound like that

>>83725292
>so much security shit
>not a single camera seeing the card flying around

>>83725623
jackedman is a pretty good singer tho

>>83726589
best thing about the movie

>>83725292
why the fuck didnt she just leave it on the bottom of her shoe

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>>83728525
>Wouldn't they just make you stand still and do nothing while they pat you,not dance with you.
my sides

>>83725292
those movies are so odd, like they're written by some failed magician who lives in a fantasy world where magicians are revered and important figures

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>>83725251
>She's dating a Chad
J U S T

>>83727255
>that hole in her crotch

One of my favorite shows

Reduced to this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRT1XXa2AEg

>>83725292
god i just cant stand jesse eistenbergs stupid fucking face honestly how the fuck did that guy ever become an actor?

>>83729205
i just flat out drop a movie if i see he's on the cast list i can't even

>>83729205
>how the fuck did that guy ever become an actor?

Eisenberg
(((Eisenberg)))

>>83725292
Watched this with a group of people who thought this was cool and not-cringe as fuck and only one objected once, when the card went through the metal detector
IT'S SO STUPID AND BAD AND NON-NONSENSICAL. BLIND AS FUCK GUARDS, NOBODIES THIS UNAWARE.

>>83729239

>all his friends are normies

I pity you, anon. Worse than being alone

>>83725623
I PHIL STOOPAD

>>83725292
how does no one notice they keep reaching into their pockets and making throwing motions? don't they have full body scanners or something

>>83729268
>implying I've had a friend, ever
Watching something with people doesn't mean your friends with them
It was also online on a video sharing site

How the fuck wasnt the training montage posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAhWBjAcWQY

SAVE MEEEEE

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>>83729499
Cause it's kino as fuck.

>>83729499

>that "WAKE ME UP" drop with Daredevil zipping up

Laughed out loud. Utter anti-kino

>>83729554

Sauce

Holy shit these grills look like they would rather die than be there

>>83729186
It's satire

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>>83729499
>all those plebs in the comments liking this flick unironcially

capeshit was a mistake

why has noone mentioned Catwoman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXUHiHipTw

>>83729664

They did, they mentioned the basketball scene

>>83729088
did she get a double lung replacement surgery or something? what is up with that scar right below her rib cage?

>>83727255
>>83726870
im not even cringing, im feeling actual physical pain

>>83728560
He was meant to be doing a Rhodesian accent, not a South African accent. That's just one of many things wrong with Blood Diamond.

>>83725623
You guys do know the target demographic for this movie is children, not manchildren right?

>>83727255
>>83726870
How much is this autistic nigger paying these girls? There's no way they're talking to him for free, let alone giving him jerk off material.

>>83729937
Rhodesia didn't even exist when the movie was set

>>83725292
Hmmm I can't tell but I think this might be a movie about magic

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>>83726870

>>83725623
I don't get it

>>83725623
its cringe worthy as fuck, but its the only memorable part of the entire movie. It would be completely lost to time without this scene

>>83725362

he's senile isn't he?

we really should not let politicians serve past 75

>>83725648
>really important day tomorrow
>better stay up and watch this semen slurping sport

What an ass.

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>>83725623
>is this... Canada?

>>83729088
what a surprise

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>>83729499
Elite warrior vs slowly swinging bags of salt.

>>83730025

"No such thing as bad publicity" is a fucking meme dude

>>83729499
why is there a music video in the middle of this movie?

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>>83725623
>film an amazing scene
>ruin it with completely out of place music that makes no sense in the context

>>83729499
Fuck you this shit is hype as hell. This scene single handedly put Evanescence on the map from literal who status.

>>83730151
so its better to be a horrible flop that nobody remembers at all? Because thats what Pan is

>>83725623
i love how you post this in EVERY cringe thread without getting that neverland is a place outside of time. Hook comes from a modern time period and liked this song enough to incorperate it into this sort of ceremony.

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>this made over a billion dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSROXv6k9U

>>83730257

You honestly think the anachronism is the source of the cringe there?

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>>83730279

>>83730196
>that makes no sense in the context

But it does, you faggot. It's a worshipping-ceremony for an immortal king.

>>83730279
More like whatthefucken

>>83730279

Oh no

OH NO

I thought I had forgotten this

>>83726623
its sci-fi / drama / dark comedy you newfaggot. not cringe

>>83726147
turnofthecenturykino

>>83729820
>what is this? a scar?

>>83730279
fuck tim burton and johnny depp. It's like they just bend over and shit on the audience now

>>83725251
People have posted clips from his instagram and hers, and he's still an orbiter friend. People make fun of him in the comments and she laughs at them.

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>>83729499
>ALL THIS TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE I COULDN'T SEE
>cuts to a blind Ben Affleck

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>>83730025
>its the only memorable part of the entire movie
"No"

>>83730407

You're dealing with the editing prowess of a true kinosmith

>>83730432
pretty sure Pan is her worst movie

>>83730315
SMELLS
LIKE
TEEN
SPIRIT

>>83725169
>"and your other paperclip"

>>83725169
I win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7KPbXU-JmA

>>83730570

Pretty hot other than the robotic, inhuman procedures

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>>83730279

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cringe manifested itself into a human body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyKgb-O_1IQ

>U fart in my office!?!?

>>83729499
Tbh, when I was a teenager, the sexy tank top,ass, and obscured lighting with the music distracts me from the bad choreography

>>83730570
Haha, it's must be one of the video making fun of feminist definition of consent procedure

> see ending credit

Oh it was being serious

>>83725472
Then you're a faggot.

>>83729971
Not really, it's about tricks not real magic.

>>83725472
this whole movie has always been stupid trash

>>83726429
The wink was really what made it bad.

>>83726870
>BigEasyFeet

>>83729086
I fucking wish they were written by some failed magician, because then at least they'd rely on magic tricks instead of CGI legit-magic bullshit.

>>83729937
As far as I remember he was playing a belgian

>>83730679
>braapkino

>>83730032
>past 75

>>83725623
first one ITT that actually made me genuinely cringe
this is why Cobain killed himself

>>83725806
John C Reily is in every movie

I love him though so can't complain

>>83725292
At 1:24 she clearly takes the card out of her hair whilst he is looking right at it

Also wouldn't they be suspicious when these guys are constantly sperging out and clearly dancing around trying to hide something?

So bad

>>83731001
>whilst he is looking right at it
no, her hair is blocking the view.

This was so bad it made me stop going to movies for about six months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p9CZqpXBgk

Best weeb autist cringe coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZs29IAu3c&

>>83726147
what the fuck am I watching

>>83731078
The mid 2000's

>>83729086
kek I'm gonna rewatch them with this in mind

>>83725806
John C Reilly will never make a convincing policeman.

>>83731162
that's he whole point of the character.

>>83725648
Diamondbacks are doing well this year, can't blame him.

>>83726147
There is LITERALLY NOTHING wrong with Torque, it also has Ice Cube's best role to date

>>83725623
I think most people who don't understand why this is so pathetic just don't recognize that it's a song by Nirvana. If you do know that and don't think it's a stupid idea, idk what to tell you.

>>83725462
The overuse of cuts and camera angles made me feel literally physically ill, had to turn it off

>>83725806
what the fuck. Is this seriously the same guy that did The Master?

>>83731315
Judging by the cop's reaction, I'd say it's intentionally cringe

>>83731162
>>83731315
>>83725806
are you guy somehow missing that this is supposed to be funny

>>83731291
Why is it inherently a stupid idea because it's Nirvana, as opposed to some other band's song?

>>83727650
It's the early 2000s, anon.
It was made 100% serious.

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>>83725292
>puts card down sleeve right as the guy is feeling his forearm

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>>83729499
Is there a worse cesspool than YT comments? Sorry it's such shit quality.

>>83731364
>that dog
>100% serious

No.

>>83731406
Classic magician misdirection!

>>83731432
He right though.
Jessica Jones is just a propaganda show anyway.

>>83731432
>Damn u must be gay....

>>83725292
>it's a "Jesse Eisenberg keeps getting work even though he can't act for shit" episode

haha

>>83731623
t. someone who hasn't seen The Squid and the Whale, Night Moves, The Double, Cafe Society, The End of the Tour, Louder than Bombs, or The Social Network

>>83726147
>the tire rests on his face
holy kinography

>>83731665
good, all those movies are gay and boring

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>>83731703

>>83727100
t. babby

>>83729499
I remember watching this when I was like 10 thinking it was the greatest moment in movie history.

>>83727255
i really don't understand. why are they indulging him????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>83726147
>mfw bootleg dvds labeled this as 3 Fast 3 Furious
This was way back when 2 fast 2 furious just came out

>>83727255
what the hell, his channel is full of them

>>83730279
LMAO i cringed from the posters, I couldn't even bring myself to watch the trailer. I see why

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>>83725169
I thought it was Nick Cage in "face/off" first.

>>83731981
kek

>>83725251
Every fucking time why do you do this to me?

>>83725292
1 minute and 45 seconds when she took of her bra like i was supposed to be impressed when she has the chest of a 5 year old i couldn't take it anymore.

worst thing about this is people think this is actually funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQr5cD-0Bf4&ab_channel=makemebad35

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>>83725292
I feel bad for liking this scene when I first saw it

>>83725365
is this the origin of the "dey tooker" meme?

>>83730740
it's Michael Bay's best flick

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>>83726589
i remember the ending to this when leo was on the phone with ass2ass on the cliff. the diologue was like something my 12 year old self would have made when i imagined myself as robin from teen titans doing all this crazy and dangerous shit to get to starfire to love me. what a time.

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>>83732654

Yes.

>>83732677
no, its not. plus shame on it for every launching that fuckers career

>>83725292
>idiots on /tv/ are defending this

We need a purge.

>>83726870
I made it ight seconds in.

>>83725806
Lol stay salty, little cuck

>>83732342
>chest of a 5 year old
Lizzie has a very nice chest though. Watch Masters of Sex sometime.

>>83725806
>not getting the scene

Stick to JJ Abrahms

>>83725623
Came here for this. This hurts on a physical level.

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>>83730279

I remember thinking Tim Burton was good.

I also got one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1GKeNqzBUU

>>83730679
Nailed it.

>>83732992
he was, just before the year 2000

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>>83725292

They all have telekenisis?

Who the fuck decided having that go on for 5 minutes was good? It felt like 10.

>>83729554

That's the fastest I ever processed cringe from a still image.

>>83733105

Oh christ

Wtf were they thinking with this, I was begging for the Clooney dream sequence to be real just to save me from that.

>>83726147
Are they suppose to be going over 600 miles an hour?

>>83725623
The production value and the effort put into this make this a strong contestant for the dumbest thing to ever be put on celluloid.

>>83729205
He plays the exact same character in every movie.

>>83733354
yep. The annoying, autistic, whiny jew

I loved that show with Stephen Merchant. The epitome of cringe. Really undeserved cancellation imo desu senpaitachi

>>83726870
wow fucking retarded nigger

>>83725251
Someone post that pasta

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>>83727384

>>83725292
This is Bob Orci levels of stupid.

>>83725623
what the actual fucking heck is this shit?

>>83725623

I watched this movie only for Cara.

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>>83733234
Yeah gotta go fast

>>83726870
>>83727255
This is gold.

>>83725623
can we force this to meme status

>>83725292
This piece of shit movie was just a complete insult. Like someone smearing shit on your face.

>>83726870
top grill that one

>>83725292

I wanna jam my thumbs into Jesse Eisenberg's throat. You just know. You just know this talent less fucking manlet with no charisma gets roles because of that last name. Wow, his best role is his breakout playing an emotionless Jew that made Facebook. It got accolades so he's good right? Wrong. Jesse Eisenberg plays the same character every movie, like Michael Cera accept Eisenberg has no likability whatsoever. Jesse Eisenberg in the flick? Expect fidgeting and interrupting dialogue halfway to rephrase and awkward interactions with female characters. I want to maim Jesse Eisenberg until he's so disfigured him and his kike handlers that magically spawn his impotent acting roles can't find work anymore. Yeah, you could say I hate Jesse Eisenberg.

>>83725292
This was supposed to be suspenseful and look cool.

>>83725623
underrated movie lots of depth

>>83725292
Woody Harrelson can't act for shit.

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>>83733992

>>83732966
>You don't get Magnolia's incredible philosophical thematic layers!

Kill yourself pleb. Stick to JJ Thomas Anderson. I prefer Stan Brakage and Jonas Mekas.

>>83734062
You should relax a little and maybe get a life.

>>83734114
>Stan Brakage and Jonas Mekas.
OH hey hipster.

>>83726870
>"You only get tops"
Instant boner, the girl is such a tease hiding her bare soles

>>83729499
>>83729560
>>83730407

They married after that movie.

>>83729205
hes a kike and his parents payed his way into kikeywood

>>83731981
>not Sam Hyde meets Nicolas Cage

>>83734114
>Jonas Mekas

Lol. It figures. Go kill yourself

>>83731291
go to bed Hugh, it's late in Australia

>>83734062
hey anon, if he's so talentless then why don't you become an actor? it must be pretty easy

>>83734100
wrong. Hes been in alot of great stuff, its just that movie that sucks

>>83730312
>>83730325
>>83730382
>>83731904

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QiOO89JGII

Creating the Futterwacken has more views than the dance

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[BREATHS IN]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83734223
>>83734127

Shut the fuck up Jesse.

>>83734230
>Hes been in alot of great stuff

Still can't act for shit, fanboy

>>83725836

He's a sitting senator for united states senate and he forgot his nappy.

>>83726870
i want to marry her

>>83729499
Wtf this is unironically kino

fuck you jeremy chung

>>83734538
jah joh?

>>83725251
>this is for you

I laughed too hard. Holy shit this was worse than I thought.

>>83725292
>tfw I spent money on this

I still liked, it was completely over the top and didn't take itself in a serious way.

>>83728455
is this drake bell?!!
he's 30 years old what happened

>>83725251

Honestly not that bad. Kid's clueless, but I'm sure the girl felt flattered even if she obviously has no interest on him

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>>83725292
Has nobody noticed the fucking 9gag looking patches on the guards? For shame.

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>>83731291
It's a film targeted at literally the exact audience that Nirvana appeals to.
The scene is not cringe-worthy for that reason.
What's cringe-worthy are the faggots who actually watched this shit beyond the age of 18 without recognizing the target audience of it.

>>83736575
what?
how does Pan a film from 2015 fit the song?
no one from that target demographic grew up listening to Nirvana.
it's cringe because the song doesn't fit
it looks and sounds ridiculous
and no one from pre-production to post piped up and said " don't do this it's bad"

>>83736650
>no one from that target demographic grew up listening to Nirvana.
Try searching Nirvana on any social media sites, or look up any comments for their yt videos,
and then tell me that's not the target audience of the movie with a straight face you dense motherfucker.
>muh doesn't fit
Because children like consistency in the shit they watch, just like all the fucking LSD cartoons have. Give me a break.

>>83726147
I think the producer forgot he was making a movie and not a video game.
That's the only explanation i have for this.