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>96% want to see
So the people that actually matter to its profitability want to see it.

>>83724536
Who cares anyway? Fuck Hollywood, the sooner they go bankrupt the better.

>>83724156
People like to see TC get beat to shit. This was a fun movie.
8/10

>>83724156
#notmymummy

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>>83724156
>6 years older than Brendan Fraser
>trying to be a young Brendan Fraser

>>83724156
Wow just another FUN movie with a disconnect with the CRITICS!

>>83724816
LITTY
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>>83724536

That thing is always in the 90's

>No consensus yet
There's a reason they say this, you need a certain number of votes for the result to be statistically significant. Imagine they have 1 vote and its 100%, does that mean it's amazing?

>>83725163
That's an old cap.

There are over one hundred reviews now. It's shit.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_mummy_2017

>>83724156
>>83724156
>equating rotten tomatoes rating with profitability

Notmymummy

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>>83724156
At least Tom's net worth isn't in the negative.

>>83724575
This.

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>>83724156

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>>83725647
Shut up.

Where's the webm of Brendan doing that retarded clap of his?

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Can we talk about how great the first mummy was?

>>83725814
heheheh

Has Tom gone to the barber's yet?

>>83724816
Is it a RAUNCHY R-18 HORROR FLICK where we get to see Tom Cruise's penis?

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>>83725858
One of the best.

On par with the likes of Indiana Jones and Romancing the Stone.

>>83724156
>irrelevanttomatoes

J U S T

>>83725825
Just for you and this thread my man.

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>>83726272
>>83725825
Forgot the image

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>>83726316

lel

How old is brenden drainer now? Like 50?

...wait, people thought this WASN'T going to be terrible? It's looked like hot garbage from the first teaser trailer.

>>83726316
Nice one, saved.

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>>83725825
That poor man's hair is fading.

>>83724156
should have had a strong womyn lead. men are over.

> Yfw you find out that Fraser turned down the role because he knew it would fail

>>83726502
What is Scientologist hair magic?

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>>83726316
Thanks, my fellow fraserhead.

>>83726502
I told you to shut up.

Why the hell can't Universal and Warner Bros figure out how to make a cinematic universe? What exactly are they not understanding? Is it because they think people care more about continuity than quality?

>>83724575
But I work here :(

I honestly think that casting Brendan in this would have saved the movie, a lot of people outside the US like and remember him from the past Mummy movies, and im not talking about giving him Cruise's role, just cast Brendan as an ally or maybe cast Tom as the villain.

>>83727432
You didn't even see the movie.

>>83725825
>>83726316
fucking kek. Based Brendan

>thinking they could make something better than the best fraserkino
they were JUST before they even started

>>83727890
They didn't try to remake the light hearted action adventure Mummy movies. They were basing this movie on the classic universal horror mummy movies.

Another classic example of a studio trying to kickstart a shared-universe franchise rather than just making a fucking enjoyable movie.

Seeing this tank and having 24:Legacy get cancelled in the space of a few days fills me with an endless joy.

>>83726316
AAAAAHHHHHH.

AAAAAHHHHHH.

....AHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm disappointed in based Cruise for thinking this movie had a chance. He should have told his agent to fuck off.

Dude this is mummy waifu kino. Watch it for the great cutie mummy waifu.

>>83724816
This place is full of obnoxious plebs these days

>>83726502
>>83725647

based

>>83728351
fuck off retard

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So anyone knows if the movie is good or not?

>>83724156
So does the mummy want to bone Cruse?

Let's list all of the failed cinematic universes that died before the first movie even came out this year:
King Arthur
Baywatch
The Mummy

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>>83724156
> mfw Universal thought a "Universal Monsters cinematic universe" was a good idea

>>83728777
topped only by Sony's scrapped (?) plans for a Spider-Man CU including an Aunt May standalone movie

>>83725903
It's so entertaining, beni is one of the best anti heroes

>>83728815
> Aunt May standalone movie
No fucking way.

>>83728777
It is but they should have just kept going with Dracula Untold

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>>83724156
LOOKS LIKE SJW FAGGOTS ARE JUST SHITTING ON EVERYTHING WITH A CIS WHITE MALE IN THE LEAD.

FUCK ROTTEN TOMATOES

>>83727432

Warner Bros has a financially successful cinematic universe. All the other studios would gladly make films that were critically trashed if they made money

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>>83724156

>>83728777

It could have been if they made it low budget and R rated. Going after the Marvel bucks is a fools errand

>>83726316
KINO
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I like Cruise but just looking at the trailer you know it will be crap

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>>83724156

>>83729672

So you're telling me the original is twice as good? Cruise BTFO

>Brendan not the MC
Of course it's shit

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>>83728275
this is exactly why it needed to fail.

They got their priorities all wrong. Try making a good standalone movie first before this whole forced shared universe franchise nonsense.

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>>83729695
The original did way better though.

>>83730202

Audience beat it by 3%. BRENDAN WINS AGAIN

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>>83724156
>/tv/ thought this was going to outscore Wonder Woman

Too many WHITE MALES, just like BvS.

>>83729516
If WW had crashed I guarantee you DC movies would start selling like shit.

>>83729672
>but it's undeniably fun to watch
your point?

>>83725814
>in theatres June 9

Why do Americans do this? I know you say the date the wrong way around but they aren't even saying 'June the 9th' just 'June 9'. 9 what?

Might as well say 'Toaster 67'

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>>83731839
>even Britcucks agree that English is a stupidly complex language
>somehow we're idiots for trying to simplify it

>>83727446
If u a screen writter u can always find a job in comics

>>83731839
What else would "June 9" mean if not "the ninth of June?"

>>83732093
then write 'June 9th' voiceover should say 'June 9th'.

What's gained by saying June 9? It sounds retarded

>>83728815
Do Sony execs have brain damage?

>>83732137
No one ever actually says "June 9," when talking people always say "June 9th" or "May 10th" etc, it's just that when its written they sometimes just have the number.

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It has begun.

>>83724536
who the fuck goes to a review site to tell people how they don't want to see a movie they presumably don't care about? of course that's going to be 95%+

>>83731839
>>83732137
Autism

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>>83731881
>English is a stupidly complex language

it's not. Pic related is hard, this is the conjugation of the verb 'to play' in Polish

>>83732272
XD

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Do you guys think there is a some kind of a curse of the Mummy, that makes its lead actors to become JUSTED?

Could Cruise be next?

>>83732322
>verb conjugations are hard!

Easiest part of learning any language.

>>83732427

you really want to take away theonly thing that makes Brenadan unique?

>>83732322
>>83732340
no one cares about your slavshit orc grunts

>>83732322
>>83731881
>English
>Complex
English is the easiest language right after Japanese and Korean mate, for fuck's sake retards who just speak English are the only people who'd find English complex

This movie was good saw it last night.

>>83733018

Any homages to the previous mummy movies (not just Fraser's), and did they give any hints about what the next movie monster will be?

>>83733018
honestly I don't remember any of the other movies haven't seen them recently but in this they already have come in contact with other monster over the years.

>>83733084
83733133
that was meant 4u

>>83733018
Mummy II still best Mummykino.

>>83724156
Hater critics BTFO again!

>>83726839

I tell you at OT V and 30.000 dollars

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>>83724156

>>83732661
I can tell you why. As a native English speaker, we are told in both highschool and uni that English is the most difficult language to learn.

Is this the Year of the Fraser?

THE CURSE HAS BEEN PASSED
UNJUSTING ON THE WAY

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Is Brendan, dare I say it, officially UNJUSTED?

Who is going to lead the JUST league now? Kim Carrey?

>>83733780

Why does /tv/ love Donald Trump so much? His reality show was fucking garbage.

>>83733973
it's just the only pic of UNJUSTED Brendan I had in my folder

>>83730202
The original is literally Dracula with a Mummy skin on top.

>>83724156
Fuck this shitty ass movie

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>>83734006

>>83733733
Yes
#MakeBrendanGreatAgain

>>83733733
Fraserheads represent!

>>83732464

>Easiest part of learning any language

especially when there are 18 types of conjugation ;^)

>>83724536
That number is always high because the people who go to a movie's RT page before it even comes out or gets reviewed are mostly people that want to see it.

>>83728815
They're still trying to make a "Spider-Man Supporting Cast Cinematic Universe."

I wish I was joking.

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>pretending tom cruise movie will flop because rotten tomato critics said so

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>>83724156
>>83725825
They chose this fate.

>>83724156
Scientologists btfo

So Tom Cruise survives the crash and all his injuries because he's the chosen
But the other guy that was the chosen died really easy
Did they even have anyone look this over before they started filming?
This thing doesn't even take place in Egypt. It's 15 minutes in northern Iraq and the rest of the film is in British land

>>83727432
Because they don't understand that making a cinematic universe should always be secondary to making coherent movie that can stand on it's own. They do it the other way around

>>83728460
But
>>83728351
is right. Boutella did a great job acting. She really is very pretty. And she made the mummy seem sinister and believable. She got a good ammount of screen time and did a great job as the mummy. I'm not gonna pretend she was like Joker in Dark Knight. Her role wasn't like that. But she was like Joker in that your eyes were definitely on her and she was clearly the one you were watching.

She's cute. Mummy a cute.

Movie wasn't bad. I was never bored. Some decent if cliched horror aspects. But the ending doesn't work for me. It was actually reasonably well paced in that every scene moved the plot forward basically. But the problem is that it was clearly a vehicle for Tom Cruise. So where is the tension if every major stunt involves the main character? It's tom cruise running from things and Sofia Boutella looking good. There are enough creepy moments and decent stunts but you've seen bits and pieces of every major set piece in trailers.

not a bad movie. Not a great movie. Worth watching if you really want to see Sofia Boutella looking cute and being surprisingly sinister. She did a great job.

>>83736843
The problems with the movie have nothing to do with the cinematic universe. Everything and everyone in this movie has a place and moves the plot forward. Remarkably well edited for pacing actually. That's a strong point.

The problem is-- you never feel cruise or the other girl is in danger. There is no one else to "feel" for. Many of the stunts were shown on TV already.

Weird desire to inject some bits of humor.

The Mummy's plan is in some sense fatally flawed. For a movie that holds your hand with exposition, the subtle/adult part of the Mummy's plan was never fully disclosed so the ending feels incredibly cheep like "that was your plan? You had 5k years to think this through and that's the best you can come up with?" Mummy should've won this one. But it's a cruise movie so he has to be a hero. also, Cruise, as a character, was developed poorly. He was supposed to be some shady untrustworthy person but he's basically a nice guy and there is never really any reason to believe otherwise except him stealing a map. Which he didn't need to do in the 21st century. He could've taken a cell phone shot of the map. It's really quite stupid.

the mummy needed cruise to fall in love with her because when she stabbed him with the dagger he wouldn't become fully posessed he would be only partially possesed. but Cruise loved Anabelle watt's character more so he becomes super powerful and angry at mummy for killing his one night stand BAE. When in reality Mummy could've taken dagger and found any guy on the street to become an avatar of set since she's hot and people of poor morals would've pledged themselves to her I'm sure. It was a terrible plan to leave some guy who's mind you couldn't break with godlike powers. Also, she stopped trying to mind control him at the worst time.

>>83728815
>an Aunt May standalone movie

Sony deserves to go under. Or it's actively trying to go under.

>>83728184
Are you sure? Because with all of the retarded comic relief thrown in it sure felt like some half-assed attempt at recapturing the feel of the Fraser Mummy films.

#FRASERHEADS
#LOSETHECRUISE
#NOTMYMUMMY
#TSUJ

>>83724156
Must not have pushed enough SJW agenda to get a good score.

>>83724575
>DA JOOOOOSSS
grow up

>>83724156
Serves them right for abandoning Brendan in his time of need

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>>83738276
>doesn't even mention the J's
>Immediately defending garbage on the basis of "oy vey bad goy"

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Pocket mommy was great though.

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>>83739884
giv mummy gf

>movie opens with an American soldier calling a drone strike on a village while trying to rob the locals of their heritage and wealth
>this is the good guy

American cinema is strange

>>83728815
It wasn't scrapped, they are going forward with Venom and Black Cat movies

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>>83724156
APOLOGIZE HOLLYWOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8_k4Az23A

James is speechless.