Dear Slim...

what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?

My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt

is that a lady
heh maybe
gonna get my dick wet like _______

My brain's dead weight
I'm tryna keep my head straight but I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate

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>>83722200
MY SNEED'S GONE CHUCK I'M WONDERING WHY I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE

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Dear, Agent Cooper

>>83722200
is this the most kino rap song/music video ever? it's unlike anything else i can think of.

>>83723862
Yeah, easily

Post your top five Eminem songs.

1) Role Model
2) Criminal
3) Bad Meets Evil
4) Who Knew
5) It's OK

>>83724141
1. Jimmy Crack Corn
2. My Band
3. Without me
4. Lose Yourself
5. Yellow Brick Road

>>83723862
What about consequences?

my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
that'll stab you in the head, whether you a fag or les
homosex, hermaph or a transves
hey fags, the answer's yes
homophobic? nah, you're just heterophobic
staring at my balls, watching my genitals bulging
that's my my motherfucking balls, you better let go of 'em
they belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
"Hey it's me! Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail... Get it? Checking the male?"

>>83724181
My Band is D12, retard.

>>83724141
1. Drug Ballad
2. Just Don't Give a fuck
3. Cum on Everybody
4. Superman
5. Stimulate

>>83724141
1) Like toy soldiers
2) mockingbird
3) Still don't give a fuck
4) the way I am
5) Encore

I put lives at risk when I drive like this, I put wives at risk with a knife like this

Hey Lotto, I've noticed that you talk a lot of shit.
However, have you noticed that your shirt does not fit?

Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people
And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
‘Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed
Y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

I just drank a pint of semen, dare me to drive?

>>83724141
>Lose Yourself
>Shake that
>Love the way you lie
>Berzerk
>Would the real slim shady please stand up

I want to fuck a dead chick
not browse reddit
give me a fresh homicide on /b/ whack to it like a porn flick

>>83725156
nice b8

>>83722200
SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO TALK

HEAR THAT SLIM THATS MY WIFE SCREAMIN IN THE TRUNK

Dear Kim, remember when we were foster siblings?
It's a shame about all of the heartbreak life brings.
Remember when I impregnated your twin sis?
Then she played it off like that wasn't my little miss?

>>83722200
i slept with 10 women and goy HIV
NOW DONT YOU WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME?

Dear Stan,
Why are you so fat?

>watch 8mile as a teen and film embryo
>"this shit is so cool and all these freestyles are badass!"
>watch a few clips as an adult
>can't stop cringing

>>83724141
1.rock bottom
2. if i had
3. infinite
4. til i drop
5. stan

ITT: Suburban White Trash.

>>83727492
>>83727492
t. suburban wigger who can't deal that white guy is better than most blacks in rap

>>83727727
ICP was already way better before Eminem even existed

>>83727492

edgy, congrats

>>83724141
1) mockingbird
2) stan
3) like a toy soldier
4) lose yourself
5) Gulity Conscience

>>83724205
He says "Or a transeves. Pants or dress. Hate fags? The answer's yes"

10/10 ending.