How do you guys sit in a movie theater?

>>83721234
fuck me for being a retard, but I love these.

>>83721234
i can tell sum red assed dweeb made this

>>83721234
Both of these look horrible.

>>83721234

Can someone make a children's book about Kino culture?

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>>83721234
How do you guys take a leak at the theater?

>>83721234
The walk one was funny, but this is just lame. Leave it to reddit to run a joke into the ground.

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>>83721234
>Skinnyfat belly.
I hate it. I hate so much.

>>83721234
I have a friend who has never silenced his phone in a movie theater, nor has he let a phone call go unanswered. He constantly asks me questions during movies, even if it's my first time seeing the movie too.

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>>83721445
Who the fuck makes these? Is it Quentin?

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movie about Virgin Nerd who has to save earth from an invasion of Chads from space (aliens observe Earth tv and figure Chads are the dominate species and thus act like them to take over the planet)

can the Virigin save the day and get laid? (...no)

>>83721445
>>83721234
whoeber is trying to make this a meme is just rattled by how badly the virgin walk got them

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>>83721557

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the virgin walk

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>>83721600
>vibrates constantly to annoy people

i had no idea there were more than the walk and sit

>>83721590
its clearly the same guy

>>83721631
What seals the deal is the skinnyfat jiggling as he walks.

>>83721234
>Butt has never itched
ruined the realism for me

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Oh my god the walk one already made me insecure enough. Pic related I had a friend take of me..

>>83721446
Right, that never happens on 4you. Also, fuck you for knowing the source is reddit. Now get the fuck out you normie piece of shit.

>>83721701
wew
You can always change. Pretend to be a character while you're walking. Walk like them, it'll become natural over time.
You could rock a David Byrne suit with your current walk, though

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>>83721234
>to avoid accidental phone calls even though no one ever calls him

For some reason the only time people call me instead of text is when I'm at the goddamn cinema. It's like clockwork. They've even called me to check whether I ended up going to the cinema or not.

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>>83721234
why would anyone want to slouch like that? it's very uncomfortable

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>>83721802
>2008
>17 and awkward
>try emulating niko bellic's walk from grand theft auto IV
>do it for weeks feeling great and confident until mom notices and asks why I'm walking like a retard
>self esteem plummets and start walking awkwardly again

>>83721842
when you're a chad with 0% body fat. you can do anything, anon.

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>>83721701
Why does your left arm look so weird?

>>83721802
>Pretend to be a character while you're walking.

I've tried getting that Raymond Gibbons moseying swagger down, but I think I'm just not lanky enough for it.

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>>83721843
>try emulating niko bellic's walk from grand theft auto IV
>mom notices and asks why I'm walking like a retard

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>>83721843

>>83721891
>sleeping in the corner of the bed
How? Shit's uncomfortable as fuck, the only way to sleep is right by the very edge with a leg hanging off the side.

>>83721843
I can only suggest pretending your a battlemech when you walk around in public. your arms are laser cannons and you have reverse joint legs.

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>>83721234
>>83721842
>>83721883

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>>83721843
>2007
>see manlet ginger kid underclassman at the movie rental store
>he sees us
>starts trying to walk like a BIG GUY with oranges under his armpits
>his dad looks at him
>"why are you walking like a guerilla?"
>call him monkey man for the rest of high school

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>>83721843

>>83721557
some guy on /bant/ i think

do seriously exist people named chad?

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>>83721843

>>83721234
>theater doesn't have cupholders

what kind of third world shit is this?

>>83721967

>your arms are laser cannons and you have reverse joint legs.

idk
It didn't work out for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seRJw-MgNkY

>>83722150
not true-

the virgin seeks out cup-holder less seats out of politeness, because the floor is going to be cleaned anyway.

Chads use the bright red color of the coke cup to instinctively signal to others where there territory is - clearly extending beyond the bonds of a mere theater seat.

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>>83721631
He kinda walks like xavier

>>83721680

More like the completely lack of discernible leg shape under the pants

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>>83721843
>high school
>friend always walks with his hood on and his head down
>brushes people's shoulders on purpose
>sometimes moves them out of the way with his hand
>always pretends to stab someone when he approaches a group of friends
The Assassin's Creed fanbase is autistic.

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>>83722044
>a guerilla

https://youtu.be/-ekfej_kmHQ?t=347

>>83722227
there are literally no armrests in the pic

>>83722343
>niggawitarocketlauncher

>>83721843
>2008
>walk down stairs two at a time like nico bellic
>2017
>still doing it

>>83722133
lo.... wheelbarrow o dicks... thhat tickles me fancy right welly well.... hehe

>>83722350
It's like a scientific cut-away. These are federally approved learning-aids.

>>83722389
Man fuck people who walk up or down stairs one at a time. Slow-ass fat motherfuckers.

>>83721445
This meme is so fucking stupid.
But the Chad with his hands on everyone's shoulder is making me cry from laughter.

>>83721234
Missing the chad getting the girls number mid-flick

>>83722440
>slow
have you seen nico take the stairs? you rotate your upper body 45 degrees and practically sidestep-sprint 2 stairs at a time. the method is fast and efficient and looks coolto me

>>83722311
>high school
>Assasins Creed
Now I feel old...

>>83722477
I was talking about people who slowly take one step at a time.

Stairs were made to be scaled quicker than a ladder, not to be crawled up.

>>83722311
>not pretending to attack your friends whenever you met them in the halls
>not shouting "think fast" and hovering your fist in front of their crotch

>>83722497
assassins creed came out in 2007. he could be like 29 years old, how fucking ancient are you?

>>83722133
what do you call a person who lives the NEET life but has a better than enough job for that kind of life?

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>a guy was THIS ASSMAD about the virgin walk that he tried to make it a shitty meme

>>83722759
Japanese.

>>83722874
its clearly the same guy

you're clearly the OP

>>83721701
your legs look like they're on backwards

>>83721701
saved

to the fag doing these memes - why does chad look like a fucking fag?

>>83721701
are you from space

>>83721234
I think this meme is good but I have a criticism- every section on the left side is answered by a punch line on the right side. I think the writing could flow better if you weren't locked into that convention.

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>>83721701
Hi, Xavier

>>83721701
you look photoshopped in real life

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>>83722007
>a chiropractor would die looking at his posture

>>83722951
How is it clearly the same guy? It's not difficult to mimic a shitty MS paint art style

>>83723195
That's why it's funny.

hahahahaha how can you be insecure about walking like nigga just start walking hahaha

>>83722133
I live like this but I really don't consume much food or clothes. What the fuck is their fucking problem?

>>83721701
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

>>83721234
they don't let us sit in the manlet pit
it's not fair

>>83721234
>>83721445
>>83721600
>>83721891
>>83722007
More of these?

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>>83721445
>hands on shoulders

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>>83721445
>"The Chad Sprinkle"

>>83723126

Most Chads are closet gays or bi.

>>83721474
Me too but I fucking love eating

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>>83721474
>>83723649
>mfw eat a shit ton and don't do anything but I still don't gain weight
and most my fat is on my thighs for whatever reason

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>>83723686
>most my fat is on my thighs

>>83721843
>try emulating niko bellic's walk from grand theft auto IV
Doesn't he trip over nothing frequently because of the meme physics engine?

>>83723740
no, only when he's hit by a car he does an exaggerated stumble

here's the walk for anyone wondering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h74P927uVho

>>83721701
You look like a skinchanger trying to emulate human locomotion. Why are your arms dangling in front of you like that? You look half zombie. Your legs are just off. Why is the extended one so straight? How stiff is your movement?

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>>83723839
>You look like a skinchanger trying to emulate human locomotion

>>83723882
XDDD EBIC REACTION IMAGE :]]

>>83721701
ayy lmao

>>83723926
;)

>>83723926
Ahaha Xd good one :p xP

>>83723839
>You look like a skinchanger trying to emulate human locomotion

Holy fuck the autists are really just skinchangers waiting to strike

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>>83721445
Lol I look exactly like the virgin dude when I was 20 funny enough I turned into micro chad in my late 20s then went back to an older version of that and I've gotten laid a lot during my mini chadding days and just felt bad about how whores will chat you up if you have a hint of muscles .

>wearing blue jeans with a black shirt
fucking nerdcore

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>>83723638
gay is the real alpha, bruh. not messing around with sluts, forming a deep bond with another one of god's chosen.

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>>83721802
this
I always imagine myself walking like pic related
Its entertaining and makes me feel like I'll kill someone

>>83724204
that's the chad walk anon

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>>83724545
but he's not looking everyone in the eye at once

>>83724583
>eyes darting wildly
>head swivelling

it's the best a human could possibly manage in a stadium packed with 25,000 people

>>83724583
he's literally making eye contact with the entire audience in the time he took 4 steps

>>83724655
but not all at once

>>83724204
his walk is like I have parkinsons

>>83724665
his glance is so powerful by the time you realize its gone he's already looking at you again

>>83721701
I'm crying iron man

>>83722440
Yeah, man. Fuck people who walk up the stairs like slow mother fuckers.
I do what I call the "monkey crawl"; ball up your fists, and climb the stairs using both hands and feet. I sometimes race myself to set a new record for staircases I climb regularly.
If I go fast enough, women I pass yell and cheer me on.

>>83722440
where you in a hurry to, faggot?

I love these virgin/chad/wizard memes, keep them coming. Best new meme of 2017 tbqh

>>83725454
>new meme of 2017
so how's your first year on four chan?

>>83725563
>falling for my obvious bait
heh. You must be new

>>83725563
I'm talking specifically about the pictures like the one in the OP, not the terminology.

>>83725600
Nobody who isn't a newfag speaks of "memes of the year"

>>83721474
truly is, when you live in the inner city there's so much variety

>>83725589
>being this new
heh. I see that you fell for my counter-bait.

>>83725635
>posting at (Fri)02:15:20
vintage reddit

>>83725600
>getting dubs
goddamn dude this isn't facebook

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>>83721843
>>83721701
>>83721631
>/r9k/ moment

>>83721276
Well... I do like to fuck retards

it's a deal

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>>83721701
>those rolled cuffs
>on cargos
Wew

>>83721234

>bring 6x500ml beers
>don't buy any shit from the cinema
>keep phone turned off, I don't have a smart phone anyway
>put everything, keys, wallet, watch, phone etc. into bag so there's nothing in my pockets
>take my shoes off

>>83721701
Thanks skinwalker, your post made me burst into treats

>>83727661
>burst into treats
what did you mean by that

>>83721701
I'm not saying this as an insult, but a strange gait is a symptom of asperger's.

t. Aspie

>>83722007
>chiropractors knowing anything of value about backs or posture
Fucking kek. It's on the same level as homeopathy

>>83727756
on the internet nobody knows you're a pinata

>>83721701
OHHHHHHH!
Bless your akward little heart.

>>83722007
I prefer this one to OP's

>>83724545
So I ascended
Good

>>83721445
I saw a kid in the special ed class just pee like chad. But instead of peeing, he literally took a shit on the urinal, pants fully down to his ankles.

>>83721631
me on the left

>>83728409
This one just feels lazy

>>83728475
same
Someone work harder fuck

>>83723398
holy fuck

>>83721474
I have one hardcore. I don't even eat too much though, it's just because of the alcoholism. Fuckin sucks. I probably have body image issues because of it but I don't feel like working out for women, just seems stupid.

>>83728865
You're a big guy

>>83724085
what the fuck am i supposed to wear then faggot

is this the meme of 2017

>>83721445
Why did you include the wizard one in the caption? Virgin and chad are the only funny ones, wizard is made by unfunny attention seeking tryhards.

The wizard wardrobe

The virgin outfit

The chad attire

>tfw too lazy and untalented to actually make it.

/r/ the virgin eat

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>>83722133
>tfw you have been doing nothing for the past 4 years but play vidya, watch movies & YouTube, and browse 4chan
Fuck, I just want to go back to middle school and actually talk instead of austically minding my own business all the time.

>>83729504
been there

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>>83723926
This is an image board.

>>83727927
cackle

>>83729504
Do you have a job?

>>83721445
Oh my god I can't stop laughing

>>83724545
I'd kill to be Vince

>>83728993
>>83728993
>>83728993
>>83728993

>>83721234
laziest and worst chad funny drawing i've scene in a chit chat room

>>83721446
Agreed. This is try hard.

>le relateable meme images that make people feel insecure about themsleves
that said i still laugh at them every now and then

>>83721474
If you hated it you'd exercise.

>>83721891
that's more a symptom of depression rather than a sign of wizardry

>>83723340
>what the fuck is wrong with the parents? just support my life, bro!

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Should I?

>>83730859
chads dont copy other chads, you're a virgin shirt wearer

>>83721701
THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>83721445
the wizard one isn't very well written

>>83721234
>to increase the carbonation
lol

>>83728409
not very good
you are pumping out too many of these with too little passion
the wizard doesn't even look like the wizard

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>>83721234
>They wouldn't let me bring my CO2 canister to the movie theater.
>Soda tasted like pure syrup

>>83721234
What's that haircut called?

>>83730859
only if you're 6'2+, 215lbs+ and under 5% body fat

>>83721701
Your back is fucked up.

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>>83731246
>tfw virgin about to infiltrate as a chad.
At least I have the body for it.

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>>83721701

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>>83721701
>How you want your posture senpai?
>You ever seen them aliens from Mac and Me?
>Say no more!

>>83721701

T-T-THE MASTER WOULD NOT APPROVE!

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>>83721701
So this dude definitely killed himself after reading this thread right?

>>83722759
judging by your post: uneducated

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>>83721701

>those clothes
>that posture

Jesus anon...

>>83725630
fuck off dude, there have literally been polls since like 2012

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>>83721701

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>>83723487
I have them all

>>83732112
>since like 2012
aka all done by redditors

memes die when they leave r9k. /tv/ underaged children will spam this shit into the ground say hi to r/4chan.

>>83730392
Depression is a pretty big de-motivator for anons

>>83721701
How hard was it to force Shinji to finally get in the entry plug, Sho?

>>83732194
Depression was what got me to the gym. Needed to get out the house and it's the perfect area to just zone the fuck out

>>83728865
hotheads out

>>83721891
>doing that right now
I should have went to sleep an hour ago

>>83732522
hotanuses out

>>83721701
someone post this on /x/

>>83721600
Where do I get a "wow!" shirt?

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>/r9k/ memes leaking out again into facebook-tier boards and facebook itself

fucking thieves

>>83721701
>tfw I have that watch
Now I'm glad the strap broke

>>83734221
Timex Weekender? Their internals are Filipino garbage, that guy is probably from /fa/.

>>83734345
You might be right
It looked like a snk803 at first glance

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who /chad/ here?

>>83734469
I unironically walk like that.

>>83732158
Any with 'never x in his life' are the best

>>83721234
Pretty much like the Beta in OPs pic, but I take the big popcorn because I fucking love it and eat whenever I damn well please

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>>83734469
Oh hell yeah. /reddit9k/ come get your virgin badges and get on the cattle cars, Day of the Chad has come.

Cum in your waifus too, nerds. Get fucking REKT.

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>>83722007
>eats between soundwaves to let everyone know

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>>83722237
Fucking lol

>>83721701
Ayy Torgo come back I wanna ask you some shit.

You for real a virgin breh? How old are you and how the fuck does that even happen? When someone told you to just be yourself did you accidentally hear it as "Just be an ostrich"?

>>83733851
>>>/x/19126172

>>83734469
>not a beetle like stride
you fucked up, virgin

You know these threads are very hurtful.

>>83735597

Baleeted. Fuckers.

>>83735244

Stop making fun of my walk assholes!

It's the only way to make sure my boner doesn't go off. I get hard anytime a girl looks at me.

>>83736399

Dude just be yourself.

>>83721701
Include me in the screencap.

>>83721445
How fast this meme died

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>>83732475
>tfw the gym cured my depression

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>>83737069

>tfw a guy named Jim cured my heterosexuality

>>83721234

Fuck me I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Is there one for driving a car?

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A VIRGIN WALK YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS

HOLY SHIT STOP SPAMMING THIS DUMBASS FUCKING MEME AND GO BACK TO /r9k/ OR /fit/ OR /r/eddit OR WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU IDIOTS CAME FROM HOLY SHIT

>>83737168
Virgins don't drive, they get rides from their mom's boyfriend who picks on them and asks why they don't have a girlfriend yet the whole time.

>>83721445
#litty

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>>83737193
t. Just realized he does the virgin walk

lel calm down bro just be yourself

>>83721445
lmao, i'm literally a chad sprinkler

>>83737193
Hmm, can you make a webm of your walk bro? Just curious. :^)

>>83721557
>>/r9k/

>>83737216
This I can confirm. 22yr old v that can't drive

>>83728409
Are the Chad pics supposed to make Chads looks ridiculous so you virgins feel better about your ways?

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>>83732158
Holy shit this meme is already dead. Fuck you leddit, how hard is it to understand "quality over quantity"?

>>83721701
Was crashing this thread part of your plan

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>>83721445
I love this place

>>83721701
WHAT
THE
FUG

>>83721701
hello /fa/

>>83736914
>>83721701

the pic is old, you newfags

>>83737193
why are you getting so mad at bait

>>83738840
This was from a thread on /fa/ a few weeks ago, even had the betas face

>>83721234
>his flicknasium doesn't have reclining leather seats
Mine just got them, shame that they squeak a bit.

>be semi virgin. (done some things. Been with girls. Just never fucked. Have nutted in girls mouths/tits

>Walk confident. Head up. Not self hating

>Look everyone in eye. Big or small. Man or woman

I sometimes speak softly. It's something I need to work on. But eye contact is easy. Just dont stare. If you're doing something dont be distracted.


But top kek i do at least half of the "virgin rest" shit.

>>83730392
Any routine to get rid of it then?

>>83737469
Brazilian or Purto rican made this.

>>83738920
>few weeks ago
I saw it months ago, you /fa/ggot.

>>83738996
>>be semi virgin. (done some things. Been with girls. Just never fucked. Have nutted in girls mouths/tits
>semi
so still a virgin, you virgin.

>>83723686
oh boy, you're gonna love it when you hit 25...

t. pregnant looking man

>>83737469
>headphone wire below shirt

I only started doing that because everyone else I saw in buses did that
that`s not the normal thing to do?

>>83721701
>all the newfags replying to this
I love redit!

>>83739296
sure, if you want to get the loser stamp

>>83721701
>newfags taking the bait
ive seen this long time ago

>>83721891
13/13

>>83739296
I did it in high school because you weren't supposed to have them out but never since

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>>83722237
jesus christ