funniest shit i've seen in a long time

>>83720314
Felt so bad for him. He didn't even do anything wrong. He didn't personally diddle anyone, he just jerked it.

>>83720314
Those guys were pretty stupid to be honest, they were hoping a complete stranger would keep a promise

>>83720974
>He didn't even do anything wrong.
I'm pretty sure it's fucked up and illegal to jerk off to CP.

>>83720974
>>83721331
are you guys forgetting the part where he robbed the bank?

>>83721331
Illegal, yes. Morally fucked up to touch your own property? Are you retarded?

>>83720314
Why didn't he just destroy his hardrive? They couldn't prove he did shit.

>>83721443
I was referring to what got him in the situation in the first place. Which was jerking off to little kids.

>>83721456
if that helps you sleep at night, pedo

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>>83721456
>Morally fucked up to touch your own property?

>>83720314
bat country?

>>83721526
Yeah that's still illegal though, how could anyone possibly feel bad for someone who jerks it to CP

>>83721585
Your own dick is your own property, is it not?

Is sovereignty over your own body a foreign concept to you??

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>>83720974

>>83721587
Ask him: >>83720974
i know it's illegal I stated that here: >>83721331

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>>83721660
He didn't get in trouble for just fapping, though. Stop trying to defend a fucking pedo.

>>83721587
it doesn't need to be porn to jerk it.

for instance: https://u.nya.is/pfbvcu.mp4

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>>83721904

>>83721904
That dress and a choker. Jesus, what the hell is up with what they wear nowadays.

>>83721904
hmmm im not following that link

>>83722003
You're already on all the watchlists and it was downloaded from youtube

>>83721982
shes rich and argentinian

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>>83722003

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>>83721586
my first thought

What do you think his relationship with his mom was like afterwards, she sounded pretty upset on the phone.

>>83723144
Not only is he a pedo, he's a thief and a murderer. She probably still loves him. Maybe a little ashamed.

threadly reminder the episode was about how there are things that aren't illegal (or even immoral) that carry greater consequences than real crimes.

>>83721586
Underrated
Here's a (you)

>>83720314
I don't know how I didn't see the pedo "twist" coming

>>83723930
>murderer

That was almost certainly self defense

>>83725996
you can't beat a man to death in self-defense under britlaw. Once they're down you can't continue hitting them.

>>83721904
those unforgiving floors and that dangerous machine!

WON'T ANYBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

seriously I'm terrified she'll fall and split her head open

>>83721521

Because they had a copy of the CP and a video of him jerking off to it thanks to his webcam

>>83726939

so? webcam doesn't show what he was jerking it to

that kid was dumb as fuck and deserved to be black mailed and have his life ruined honestly

Which episode is this? Is it worth watching?

Will it make me want to delete my CP folder?

>>83727058

Shut Up and Dance - S3E3

That's what happens when you share your laptop with your sister.

>>83726939
That only proves the hackers have access to cp not him. To make the video they would have to have viewed and disturbed CP. The only proof he did anything wrong is the laptop and even then since he can prove its been compromised they probably can't use that as evidence either. From a law stand point they hackers really don't have very much leverage. He should have just told them to fuck off.

>>83720974
>jerking off to kids
>doing nothing wrong
Seems to me that if you find kids sexually attractive you aren't a safe person for kids to be around.

Oh you people act so tough over the internet, you're so god damn fake. Lets put a sexy ass DTF child on your lap and see if you don't get hard.

I feel bad for him because while he did jerk to cp and that's a terrible thing to do he can't help what he's attracted to, plus young people do stupid things. Its not like he raped kids or anything

>>83729853
I find women sexually attractive yet I dont go around raping every woman I find. what the fuck does finding someone sexually attractive has to do with being a danger to such person?

>>83730493
There's a reason you're locked in the basement, straight male.

>>83720314
Is this a subtle cunny thread?

>>>/pol/

>>83721982
kids are growing up faster. You regularly see 13 year old girls around my area with crop tops barely covering their tits, chokers and amazing make up/clothes

I was born 91 but everyone went through their blunderyears until they got comfy in their late teens/early 20s. It's always been the case.

Now kids don't seem to have that phase.

>>83725754
if you marathon black mirror all of the twists get pretty easy to read. that's what was so disappointing with S3, they had the concepts but no clincher. except for lesbian dream paradise or whatever i guess

>laptop got hacked
>the only evidence hackers had were him jerking it and nothing else
>hackers got trojan into his laptop, he could've just said the trojan planted cp on his laptop and nobody could prove otherwise unless they have access to the source code of the trojan
>following that, you couldn't even accept the hard drive or browsing history as evidence
>kid presumably has no criminal record, isn't even clear if he's above 18

There's this bullshit in every Black Mirror episode, everything hinges on the stupidity of every actor.
For example would I rob a bank or kill someone just so my wife won't find out I'm cheating? It's not like anyone could guarantee me they won't snitch.

>>83721904
fuck i'm 30 and stupid spoiled kids still have better toys than me ;_;

>>83729532
this. if he ignored the hackers the most that wouldve happened was his fap vid got leaked.

>>83720314
HAHAHAHAHA true that OP

What was supposed to happen here, anyway? I understand some of the other people, but him? Doesn't all the hacker have is a video of him jerking off? How could they tell it was CP?

GIVE ME... MONEY

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>>83721904
>music says naughty

>>83727021
>>83729532
>>83733139

You guys are fucking idiots. They were going to publish his video of him jerking off to CP along with his online history/saved files on the computer, you do know they could have easily recorded his activities on the laptop through spyware, like him opening up a web browser to look for CP or a folder with stored CP. They didnt give a fuck if he got convicted or not the fact is everyone in his world were going to and eventually did find out he was a fucking pedo. He obviously deserved it cause his shit were kids under 10 years old

Was it really CP? I thought he just jerked it to regular porn but didn't want it to leak because he was too embarrassed to get a video of him fapping leaked

>>83734386
It's implied they downloaded the entire contents of his hard drive because the other guy said they got his entire HD