Cast it.

IDRIS

>>83720166
DIDRIS

I cast no one because they game is a buggy mess that won't even start up before crashing.

>>83720009
my waifu as: qt who spends the entire film with her neck and clavicle exposed

>>83720009
black people in all roles

>>83720996
>not playing the remastered version
disgusting

Taylor Swift as Handmaiden.
Chris Pine as Atton.
Kurt Russell as Mandalore.

Bruce Campbell

t. Ain't It Cool News Talkback 1998

Brendan Fraser as Bao-Dur

>>83722062
He could unironically do well in that role

Kelly Hu as Visas.

Cate Blanchett as Kreia

Haley Bennett as Brianna
Goose as Atton
Brendan Fraser as Bao-dur
That jap chick from Wolverine and BvS as Visas.
Ron Perlman as Canderous/Mandalore.
Glenn Close as Kreia
Andy Serkis as T3-M4
Whoever voices HK-47 as HK-47

I'm having a hard time thinking of someone for Sion. Who could be buff as fuck and pull that simmering, cosmic anger that just turns the scene dark?

kotor 2 is shit pseud pretentious trash kys if you think its better than 1

>>83722763

Huge Jackedman as Sion.

>>83722763
Christian Bale of course.

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>>83722763

>Andy Serkis as T3

>>83722763

Goose would be a better Disciple.
Chris Pine has the snark needed to be Atton.

>>83722763
>>83722912
Goose would make a perfect Bao-Dur.
I've no idea why you all give this role to Brendan. Is it some sort of an inside joke?

>>83722931

He needs the work, anon.

>>83722931
Bao-Dur and Brendan both radiate pain and sensitivity, Goose is just autistic.

>>83722962
Bao-Dur is also autistic.
Unlike the Disciple.

>>83720009
I mean its a fun game, but I don't understand how anyone could think it's a good star wars story

Force awakens has a better plot

>>83722972
Bao Dur shows extreme empathy, he's just the galaxy's biggest sadboi. You need an actor that has lived a life of unending pain like Brenny.

>>83723117

Keanu.

>>83723137
Also a good choice, but Bao Dur is thicc and soft-voiced like Brendan while Keanu is lanky and raspy. Also, slightly different vibes; Brendan radiates unrelenting misery like Bao Dur, Keanu is completely resigned to the fact this spoke on his karmic wheel is a shitty one.

>>83722974
Force Awakens is a better Star Wars movie. KotoR is a better Star Wars story.

>>83720009

Helen Mirren as Kreia
Gerard Butler as Sion
Idris Elba as Nihilus

I'd cast that girl from Series of Unfortunate Events as the Exile desu

>>83723226
But its really not. Story in kotor 2 contradicts star wars lore from movies.

>>83723285
How?

>>83723285
Explain yourself.

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Viggo Mortensen as Jedi Jesus

>>83720009
Exile must be a Black trans*woman with a disability.

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>>83723665
>Viggo Mortensen as a dual-wielding, gun-slinging Jedi that can shoot you dead at fifty paces while pondering difficult theosophical questions

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Sgt Zim as Mandalore

>>83723665
Would be perfect if he was 20 years younger.

>>83723406
>>83723426
Because Star Wars films are all about Good vs Evil, everything is black and white

While Kotor 2 showed different shades and degrees that the galaxy isn't just black and white.

DDL as Nihilus. Hopefully he genocides a small African country.

>>83723853
And that's contradicting it?
It's just more in-depth and practical.

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>>83723853

Can someone make a spurdo ebon hawk and call it the Ebin Hawk. Ty.

>>83723853
It would be valid criticism if it were a film perhaps, but it's a video game set thousands of years before the events of the original trilogy. I think it's allowed to experiment tonally.

>>83723285
Weak bait.

Only played this game last year, it's kyper-kino and the best thing to come out of the Star Wars franchise.

>>83722763
Gary Oldman as HK-47
That or Chris Tucker, depending on what direction you want to go with it

>>83723877
>It's just more in-depth and practical.
Yes which is good but Star Wars isn't that, even less with Disney at the helm.

Laverne Cox as Jedi Exile.
Amy Schumer as Brianna.
Chloe Moretz as Atton.
Whoopi Goldberg as Kreia.
Idris Elba as Bao-Dur.
Michael B. Jordan as The Disciple.
Leslie Jones as Visas.
Jack Black as Sion.

Kreia: Judy Dench.
Mandalore: Ron Pearlman.
Atton: Ryan Reynolds.
Exile: Michael Fassbender, but with longish hair and a beard.
Visas: Amanda Seyfried.
Handmaiden: Haley Bennet, yes I stole this from further up.
Mira: Emma Stone.
Atris: Rosamund Pike.
Bao-Dur: No idea.
Sion: Tom Hardy.

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>>83724615
Hahahahaha

>>83724615
i could this happen

ITT
>plebs who think anyone can replace Sara Kestelman as Kreia

who would play the exile though? isn't the actual one suppose to be a blonde female character?

>>83726093
Doesn't matter cos non-canon

>>83722763
Get the original VA for Kreia

She's still alive and old enough for the part.

>>83724615
>Judy Dench
I get she's the obvious choice cause she's almost blind as is now but can she make a good hateful voice?

>>83724615
This is shit.