>it's a foreign plebs episode

Hating on stupid chinks and brown people aside, I love that Based Tom is still killing it at the box office

>>83719681
>implying that you can Bruise the Cruise.

Tom Cruise only does kino

Hopefully
Tom is /ourguy/

why do slant eyes eat up shitty movies? is it because they can't see them for what they are?

>>83719681
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
WONDER WOMAN BTFO

>>83719767
>The Mummy w/ Tom Kino
>shitty movies

kys

>>83719681
>Misfits reboot
The fuck? I thought that shit was canned, they're actually going with it

>>83719681
China was a mistake

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>>83719818
>Misfits reboot

I've seen where this leads

>>83719681
>still not believing in the powers of Scientology

seething atheist nerds bruised by Cruise

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How do I age gracefully like Tom, /tv/

and by gracefully I mean not at all.

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>>83719777

>>83719681

Cosby did nothing wrong

>>83719777
Oh god

>>83719767
>Tom Cruise + the mummy
>shit
must be a wonderwoman fag

>>83719767
They appreciate a true movie star. They dont just fall for every capeshit and McMovie. Pristine kino taste. Cruise taste.

>>83719767
good fucking question
they go nuts over fast and furious movies
I dont get it

>>83720368
>Mummy
>Transformers
>Cars 3
>Despicable Me

Wonder Woman is dead overseas. Bury it.

>>83719681
I want to slowly murder the person that wrote that.

>>83719952

Give millions to scientology.

>>83719681
Gotta make the fugly jew fail.

Buying 5 tickets for Cruise.

>>83719767
They think Tom Cruise is a fellow asian because he's so short

BASED TOM

>>83719681
Why does the article say "unfortunately"

Seriously, why is this unfortunate to them?

>>83719681
>Cosby says he gave drugs to rape accuser so she would be "comfortable"

Based Bill always looking out for others

>>83720781
Well it's hinted right there. They want Wonder Jew to straighten out this white male and show him what woman can do.

>>83719681
seriously what the fuck is wrong with chinese people

>>83719789
Its literally capeshit, seek help you fucking melvin

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVE ME BACK MY MOVIE

>>83720368
Why do you think those 2 things are related? I'm honestly baffled by the logic of autistic people sometimes

>>83720781
Are you illiterate? It says it's because it's going to lose domestically to wonder woman. Why are you guys so dumb?

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>>83721030

people on this board are literally fucking retarded

>>83720915
Seriously, what is it with capeshitters and being fucking illiterate? It's baffling!

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>>83719767
>hating based Tom

Go back to watching WW slay, Yasqueen Kennedy.

If you are making a movie, and you want that movie to be financially successful, one of the single greatest things you can do is sign on Tom Cruise to be your lead. You may not be a runaway success, but that motherfucker puts asses in seats. One of the last true movie stars in this era of cinema.

>>83719952
>How do I age gracefully like Tom
become the avatar of Set

>>83720915
>>83721030
I realize that, but I want to know WHY. Why are two "journalists" so concerned with what movie outperforms another? There is obviously no financial aspect to this. So it's feminism? It's come to this, where movie reviewer actually cheer for certain movies to beat others based on politics?

>>83721057
>capeshitters
I've seen like 3-5 capeshit movies in my life

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>>83719929
Based Xenu making Hollywood great again.

good for Based Cruise still Killing it in the movies. Every time he makes an action movie that does Bofo Box Office george clooney dies a little inside

>tfw we never got Cruise to play Iron Man

so sad

>>83719681
What countries support these garbage films earning them so much cash? Are foreigners really such subhuman trash?

>>83719681
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
I'll be watching it at my kino later today

>>83719767
Roughly the same reason the UK loves Will Smith for some reason.

Fuck you I just saw it in theaters and it was good. Better than capeshit except Logan

I'm actually interested in seeing more films from this "universe".

>>83721275
No one is concerned, it is unfortunate that this film didn't make much money.

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>>83720987
Because some critics literally shilled people to watch WW again in their mummy reviews dumbfuck

Stop preping the bull for once and luck moar

>>83721275
>where movie reviewer actually cheer for certain movies to beat others based on politics?

yes

What did Tom mean by this

>>83721275

you really are fucking illiterate aren't you

>>83721503
T.americuck that liked WW

>>83722051
I just re-read it; you're right, I'm retarded lol

>>83719952
Remove Thetans

Frog here, he's pretty popular and liked because his really good movies(the firm, 4th july, vanilla sky, eyes wide shut and of course MI etc...) are very often on TV.
The Mummy is hyped a lot here, more so than WW.

>>83719767
Asians love watching attractive white people on the big screen.

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>>83719681
pee yew

>>83722546
>this triggers the nigger

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>>83719767
>is it because they can't see them for what they are?
dumb fun movies that everybody can enjoy? as opposed to a gay propaganda movie and guardians of reddit topping the western box office this year?

>>83722602
>giving a shit what SJW critics at RT thinks

>>83719952
Plastic surgery and virgin blood.

>>83719767
Cruise memes aside, Chinese audiences honestly just love attractive actors in big action set pieces and visual effects of all kinds of quality.

>>83719767
Serious answer, movies are heavily censored. Anything that the government thinks isn't "safe" will not be shown there. Brainless action movies are harmless, so that is all the public has access to. Same reason China has few notable directors. The government discourages artistic expression.

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I'd rather watch Wonder Woman again

>>83722964
Jia Zhangke and Wong Kar Wai just off the top of my head definitely don't make mindless action movies