How do you beat him

>>83718996
>How do you beat him
Go back in time. Stop his mom from being rapped.

>>83718996
be Jason Voorhees

>>83718996
Lucid Dreaming

Alarm clock

>>83720145

How do you beat him...not give him enjoyment.

Please let this be a comfy slasher thread

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Jason > Freddy

You grab him in your dream then pinch yourself or something while holding on and wake up.

This isn't even close to a Blair Witch watdo thread---multiple people have beat him multiple times.

>>83718996
OP, you can repel him with your closeted homosexuality.

>>83720251
nigga it sounds like you don't know what Freddy is capable of in dreams

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>83720246
>Jason > Freddy
Go back in time, stop Jason from drowning.

Charge all the camp counselors with neglect so mom doesn't go crazy to murder them in revenge for allowing her son to die.

No mo Jason.

>>83720246

>Thing with no personality is better than proto-Joker.

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>>83720356
well no shit

Rape him.

>dream about posting on 4chan
>captcha is "select all Freddy's"
>every single square is a Freddy
>"SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE PASS, BITCH!"

>>83718996
Get his daughter to drag him into the real world and then blow him up with dynamite.

Obviously.

>>83718996
why would I want to stop him?

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>>83720145
more like be this bitch

>>83720356
>proto-Joker

Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>83720356
>proto-joker

I just finished watching New Nightmare about an hour ago. I think i'm going to go back and watch Dream Warriors, already watched the original not too long ago and i'd rather skip the gay one t b h.

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I don't think there is a way to kill him. Isn't he just a demon? every time he "dies" he goes to hell and then comes back and stalks bitches.

>>83720518
Preferably before Edward Furlong got his hooks into her.

>>83720289
>someone didn't watch the second Nightmare on Elm Street

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>>83720581
>welcome to my world bitch

wake up

>>83720635
That's really sad. After watching Termiator 2, you'd think he grow up to be a respectable actor. Now he just looks homeless. And what happened to her after Freddy vs Jason?

>>83720706
>That's really sad. After watching Termiator 2, you'd think he grow up to be a respectable actor. Now he just looks homeless.
Hollywood has no problem with chewing people up and spitting them out when they're no longer profitable.

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>>83720706
>It was during filming [of Night of the Creeps] that she became romantically involved with Edward Furlong. He has been arrested three times for attacking her, and on January 15, 2013 was remanded in jail as he was unable to pay bail.[4]

yikes

>>83720309
360 means all the way around, so that means you would be walking towards him you idiot

>>83720635

this should be in the WikiHow article on How Not To Give A Single Fuck

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Dying In Dreams Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Drink a Coffee Like Nigga Don't Close Your Eyes Haha.

>>83718996
I kms, he wanted to get me, but now he can't cause i'm in heaven partying with baby jesus

>>83720084
mom's spaghetti

>>83720869
I'd love to know the thought process behind this post.

>>83720919
it was probably something along the lines of
>i'm a huge faggot please rape my face

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>>83720919
He thought pic related was funny and gave it his own spin.

>>83720962
I see. Well at least it was in reference to something I guess.

>>83720840
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
anon did state to walk away. So he could do the full 360, but still walk away from him, you big dummy.

Adderall

Dream him getting Blacked.

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>>83721089

>>83720356
Jason has plenty of personality. He's quiet but in the way he kills and reacts, you can see personality.

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>>83718996
By making him a bottom
>>83721280

>>83721414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mluutEMR3hs

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>>83720557
You seriously never seen NoES 2? The "Gay One"? IMO, it's not as bad as everyone says and watching it while aware of the gay undertones makes it a super fun movie to watch. If you're really going full on NoES, make sure to watch the documentary "Never Sleep Again" as well. It's fan-freaking-tastic.

>>83720557
>>83721624
i always thought that the idea of freddy knowing about your deepest insecurities and fucking with a closeted gay kid was an interesting idea

>>83721624
>You seriously never seen NoES 2?
I've seen them all and re watched them all plenty of times, the first sequel is not horrible but Dream Warriors is the shit t b h so i think i'm going to start from there.

>Never Sleep Again
Watching that was what prompted my wanting to re-watch the franchise for the 6 gorillion time. Best horror documentary. I'm also debating watching Freddy's Nightmares

>>83718996
Suck his dick he won't know what to do next.

>>83721900

Is that you Jason?

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>>83721900
>>83721935

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>>83721804
>Best horror documentary
*blocks you're path*

>>83720919
>I'd love to know the thought process behind this post.
summer is here, lads!

>>83720251
>multiple people have beat him multiple times
Yet he keeps coming back. Seems like the only way to stop him is to either pretend he doesn't exist or you figure out a way to destroy his soul completely.

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>>83720246
>uggo retard who got bullied to death
>loved mommy
>spends his days killing chads and stacies
Truly /ourguy/

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>>83722036
Part of that (mostly about the moon landing) was good, but I shut it off because it was so drawn out and the speculation was too random.

>>83721804
>>>83721624
Speaking of Never Sleep Again, I also watch Crystal Lake Memories a few nights ago and I also enjoyed it.

Is there an equivalent for the Halloween series? Actually I'd would mind one for Child's Play, or any of the other slashers desu

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>>83722205
We need more pictures of slasher villains chilling out reading newspapers.

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>>83722543
this
>>83722510
where did you find CLM? I've been stalking YouTube but can't find it in full.

Regarding Halloween, I really enjoyed this, especially Carpenter and Curtis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0nB0A4U6ww

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>>83722543
not quite what you're asking for, but pic related is still amazing nonetheless

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>>83722690
>>83722543
>>83722205
deserves its own thread desu

>>83722674
Girlfriend bought the Blu-ray for me a couple of birthdays ago...or maybe it was a Christmas gift from her. The Steel box one with the Crystal Lake patches and 3d glasses etc. in it.

I'll check out that link, looks interesting. Thanks

>>83722690
Curry looks so fucking tired in that picture. I actually feel bad for him. Like he is wondering if this clown shit will ruin his career.

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>>83720635
WHY DID HE DRAG HER DOWN WITH HIM

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>>83722767
its both funny and sad at the same time

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>>83718996

you don't. That's why there are like 10 sequels. he's fucking supernatural. you can't beat the supernatural

>>83718996
Become an alcoholic/junkie, you'll stop having dreams literally and figuratively.

Stop having nightmares? I guess there is some pharmaceutical shit like Propofol that can make it so you can't really dream.

you don't.

>>83722766
is that 1000 corpses?

>>83720331
Are you forgetting this is the 80s?
Charging the counselors won't do jack shit because people didn't sue for psychological damage until 86 and after

>>83723058
Texas Chainsaw massacre 2

>>83718996

there is one way to beat him

don't live on elm st

>nightmare on elm st

why the fuck are people still living on elm st? the rent or housing must be low

>>83720568
>shitty remake
Leave.

>>83723157
ah never saw it, looks like it has a great aesthetic. will have to check it out.

>nightmare on elm st

don't go or live on elm st

>friday the 13th

don't go to camp crystal lake

>>83723222
idk m8 crystal lake sounds like a pretty relaxing place to go

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>>83723186
Its really fun and massively underrated but don't go into it expecting a straight up horror film like the first one as its more of an over the top horror-comedy. I think if you liked house of 1000 corpses youd like it though. It has a great aesthetic

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>>83720246
Pinhead > literally any horror franchise villain

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>>83722985

>>83723354
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_vs._Jason

>According to writers Mark Swift and Damian Shannon, several endings were considered for the film. One of the unused endings involving Pinhead of the Hellraiser franchise
What could've been.

>>83723552
Holy shit, imagine pinhead wrecking both of their shits. Would have worked too since pinhead always shows up at the end.

>>83723222
Hell most of the Friday movies don't even take place at the camp itself. Apparently it's a fucking huge lake.

>>83718996
Bring out your stand before you fall asleep.

>>83724231
it's a naturally occurring cistern that's connected to literally every body of water on the planet

>>83720840
Whoa. Check out this newfag.

>>83718996
you push him down and suck his dick before he sucks yours.

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>>83724377
more like keep the one ring on you lmao

im about to watch hellraiser because of this thread for the first time

*lights weed*

>>83724509
Stop after the first sequel

>>83724612
what strange phrasing

>>83724612
Wrong. Watch all of them anyway.

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>>83724671
Stop watching after you finish the first sequel. Is that better, autist?

>>83723538
Don't you mean 'condone' don't you have a quota to meet every month?

>>83724787
why would you say first sequel? why not second movie?

>>83723552
I really wish studios didn't keep the rights to some stuff and character like Pinehead, Michael, Chucky Jason and Freddy could be public domain like Dracula and Frankenstein are.

Some good stuff could come from it.

>>83724962
Kys autist

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>>83718996
>'Sup Cucks

>>83725003
>Pinehead

lol I fucked that up.

>>83723552
There was a Freddy vs Jason vs Ash comic. 6 issues, I think. They were pretty good.

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>>83725042
>WE'VE GOT SUCH PRODUCE TO SHOW YOU

>>83725021
not until you explain to me why you speak so awkwardly. are you an AI program? people don't say "first sequel" in normal conversation. they say "second movie" or more likely "second one, third one, forth one". it's easier for humans to keep track of things this way.

>>83725160

There are two comics, actually. First one is good, where it still feels like a trashy slasher movie. The second one is a piece of shit because it goes way too large scale with stuff like the government agency basically resurrecting Freddy as a human being and a huge end of the world scenario playing out at DC.

>>83723354
Pinhead was defeated by an autistic child. Anyone who can solve a rubik's cube can beat him.

>>83720817
>they remade night of the creeps??

>>83725318
well i'm fucked then.

>>83725172
kek

>>83725223
> people don't say "first sequel"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street_(franchise)

>The original film was written and directed by Craven, who returned to co-script the second sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th_(franchise)

>When Manfredini returned for the first sequel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellraiser_(franchise)

>succeeding sequel(S)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_(franchise)

>Carpenter, who had a hand in writing the first sequel


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_sequels_by_box-office_improvement#List_of_first_sequels_by_box-office_improvement

>List of first sequels by box-office improvement

KYS AUTIST!!!

>>83725495
actually anon, i think you might be the autist in this scenario

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>>83725538

>>83725495
Sorry anon, but that's autistic as fuck. Saying 'first sequel' is weird phrasing. That other anon is right.

>>83725603
>In a horror thread
>surprised when confronted with autism
Sure is summer

>>83725748
What are you even talking about?

>>83725797
It means you should go back to L3eddit

>>83725869
Okay anon. I'll see you in the first sequel to this summer.

>>83725797
>being this new
>being autistic
>being legit retarded

Select all three.

>>83725899
#REKT

>>83725899
Have an upboat for your troubles

>>83718996
Meth. Chech mate atheists.

>>83721804
>I'm also debating watching Freddy's Nightmares
brave man

>>83725340
They did, yeah. Don't know if it was any good though. Probably not

>>83725031

Mah Nigga

>>83718996
By ignoring him, he is like a troll that infests your dreams.

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>>83722857

>>83718996
By crashing this plane.

>>83721651

Agreed, it was an interesting undercurrent to the movie, made him seem a smarter baddie.

>>83720246
He's a big guy.

>love NOES growing up
>become a loser/janitor/borderline rapist
>watch these movies and become uncomfortable with the monster I've become

h-heh.

>>83720331
>go back in time
>not banging the slutty camp counselors

What do you care if Jason drowns? its not your timeline

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I snatch is motherfucker birthday.

>>83718996
Hire Dracula to stake out my bedroom.

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>>83718996
They know !!!

>>83723163

The movies had gotten pretty ridiculous and only known as a vehicle to show how creative the deaths had gotten but by the time "Freddy's Dead" came out it pretty much came to it's natural conclusion.

Anyone who lives there went completely mental and only old people live there now because Freddy is only interested in murdering kids/teens.

They've been expanding on that idea throughout the years though because Freddy's always looking to spread his influence which is more or less like a viral 'idea'. If you don't know him, you don't fear him, and he loses power. If he can't get you to come to him, he's gonna find a way to get to you. That was pretty much half his plan in "Dead" and the main point of why Freddy used Jason in the crossover but at that point everyone was using pills to keep from dreaming period, so they keep Freddy "contained" in a way.

>>83718996
Kick him square in the nuts.

>>83718996
adderall

>>83725295

Agreed. I'm always in the mood to see more Tommy fucking Jarvis but shit got retarded because they basically had to mash and compress timelines together in order to make certain characters coexist.

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>>83718996

Let's hear it lads, who's your Nightmarefu

Mine right chea