https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3_ 85NxwrNk Saved you $15

>>83711093
>15$

I pay 8$ at my local kinoplex.

>>83711093
>$15
but tickets cost around $4 here

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why is aunt may hot

>>83711433
Aunt May is getting younger and younger with each new iteration, soon she'll be younger than Peter himself

>Uncle ben is black

>>83711093
Oh my god ... this is the worst thing i ever seen.

This is like if one of these douchebag streamers had superpowers ... oh my fucking god this is horrible...

>>83711093
What the fuck is this poster

>>83711433
>>83711492


>spiderman is a sophmore in high school

>marisa tomei is 52

WOAH SHE'S SO YOUNG!!

Please tell me the snapchat shit isn't actually in the movie

>>83711093
JEsus chirst, this is the worst.

>>83711786
Yeah let's not forgot that she's AUNT may just because she looked like a grandmother in the original trilogy she's a very appropriate age to be peters moms sister
Hell she is even older than my mom when I was in high school

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>yeah basically

made me chuckle but overall this kid is just a tad too annoying and hes what 19 - 20 irl? so no more growth and in spider man 4, five years from now hes still gonna be a 5'10 wimp with that high pitched voice playing a 20 something parker...

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>>83711093

https://youtu.be/Kpb9blSLlsA

Obligatory

>>83711989
This is better than homecoming.

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WHY THE FUCK IS FLASH THOMPSON SOME NERDY SKINNY INDIAN LOOKING KID WHAT THE FUUUUCK FLASH IS THE BIGGEST CHAD EVER WHO BULLIES PETER NOT SOME BITCH ASS MEXICAN INDIAN

Im hispanic as fuck and i swear to fucking God I could not give a flying fuck about diversity, you want diversity in a super hero movie? Find some ethnic superheroes or make a new one

PETER PARKER IS A WHITE KID
MARY JANE IS A WHITE RED HEAD
GWEN STACY IS A WHITE BLONDE
FLASH IS A WHITE BLONDE BULKY CHAD

END OF THE FUCKING STORY. YOU DONT LIKE IT? GO FUCK YOURSELF

T. A MOTHERFUCKING CHICANO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT. SPIDER MAN WAS THE ONLY COMIC I EVER SAW AND LIKED. STOP FUCKING WITH IT.

>>83711093
Oh my god i just noticed the poster too ... what the hell are they doing?

>>83712165
It's Spiderman: An Ironman Story

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>It's another origin story
>peter parker is now like 12 years old
>the movie is largely overshadowed by downy jr
>there's guaranteed to be sequels because le cinematic universe

Just shoot me. Please shoot me. 2004 is gone forever and everything in its wake has been a living hell. Grant me release.

>>83711093
I only pay $5 for my tickets.

>>83712411
>12 years old
>Sophomore in high school

You sound like a fat loser.

>>83711093
>put in a maybe chronological order
He doesn't know if it's correct.

>>83712486
He acts like he is 12 though honestly.

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>>83712486
>you sound like a fat loser
Weren't comicbooks made specifically for fat losers? not being a fat loser and liking comics makes you the outcast.

Normocaust when?

>This is your Spider-Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSH5_BcTEg

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>>83713166
what a swell guy

>>83712486
can you fuck off normie/paid shill

>>83712147

So im the only one who has a problem with the Flash Thompsom cast?

>>83712147
>people bitching the mummy isn't black (even though she logically wouldnt be)
>almost nobody complaining about poo Flash

what did (((they))) mean by this?

>>83713555
No i mean its bad, i hate it too but what can i do? i am not paying to watch this garbage.
I think after the last one i am not even pirating this one.
Just gonna let it go and do something else.

>>83711196
same

>>83712411
I know you're a shitposter, but its confirmed that Tony Stark is only in 6 scenes and that its obviously not an origin movie.

I'm sure you'll continue to make god awful threads thats ignore this in the future, contributing to the slow but steady decline of /tv/ of the last five years.

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>>83711093
>"You're the Spiderman from Youtube!"

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>>83711786
Y'know, 52 is my favorite number anon.

Do americans really think that the most beautiful girl in school is some nigress?Also seen that in 13 reasons why , bizzare

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>>83711093
Why does Spider-Man look so cartoonish. It's like a video game from almost two decades ago. Should have relied more on practical effects. Holland seems capable.

Tbqh the latest Sony attempt was better than this looks

>>83714009

she's so beautiful goddamit i'm going to watch the movie for her (Never watched amazing spider-man movies only the nazi ones)

>>83711093
>Millennial Spiderman

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>>83711093
Nice. Im still gonna watch in theaters though

>>83714014
You've clearly never seem RDJ's paycheck

>>83714011
These new movies and tv shows are being written by spergs who don't interact with real people, everything they know about humans they learn from tv show.
Its litterally holywood regurgitating their own crap.

>too late, you guys are losers
says the ugly bitch all alone in the cafeteria with no one to eat with

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will she be enough to save this trainwreck of a movie

>>83711093
I'm in it for the Avengers Easter eggs. They show Michael Keaton cleaning up New York in the aftermath of the Chithauri battle in this.

>>83714798
Or maybe they live surrounded by people who emulate ficticious characters and tv celebrities creating this cloud of fakery bullshit.

We need a new plague.

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looks worse than the asm movies desu

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>>83711093
You know that Chad bully Flash Thompson that everyone thought was alpha af and wanted to be more like?
This is him now

Jesus, this Peter is supposed to be high school but acts like an 8-year old.

>>83713166
to be QUITE fucking honest he fucking nailed that shit.

>>83712147
Poo Flash is the worst part of this whole shit show

>>83713568
>the mummy isn't black the mummy isn't black (even though she logically wouldnt be)
>(even though she logically wouldnt be)
WE
Hi nigger.

>>83715200
>cast the short, dorky Mexican from Grand Budapest as your Chad bully

Only Sony

>>83713826
>only 6 scenes
That's kind of a lot bro...

>>83711093
honestly, not enough aunt may.

>>83715028
is that intentional footfag porn?

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>>83715028
jesus