No stage names allowed

I was going to post Tom Cruise but just found out that isn't his real last name
>Tom Cruise Mapother IV
Well then

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Eric Bishop

that nigga from django, eric marlon bishop, why the fuck would you change that to jamie foxx?

>>83707577
>Tom Cruise Mapother IV
lel

Destiny Hope

>>83707614
he wants to be a woman

>>83707614
Sounds like a cheap porn name

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>a movie that was filmed in 2014 is her only role in 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Lucy Lawless is the coolest name.

>>83707702
>people still think she won
Face is, Ariana grande won

>>83707577
Why THE FUCK isn't his stage name "Mapother the Fourth"?

>>83707613
The fuck? What's wrong with that name and why did he change his stage name to a fucking female pornstar name instead?

>>83707842

>When he found that female comedians were often called first to perform, he changed his name to Jamie Foxx, feeling that it was a name ambiguous enough to disallow any biases.

OK sure but, I really hope his Oscar says Eric Bishop

Moon Bloodgood is pretty m e t a l

it's such a shame she's a bad actor

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>>83707772

>>83707972
And aged like rotting cheese

does using your middle name count as a stage name?

>>83707729

What is "winning"?

Is it becoming rich and famous while everyone who isn't an 11 year old girl or a 22 yearold gay man thinks you're a horrible talentless bitch?

Or is it receding with dignity into famelessness beloved by everyone who still knows who you are?

It's all a matter of perspective, anon.

>>83708026

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VJUICE STOP POSTING

>>83708026
pls go maddy.

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>>83708026
This guy gets it

>>83708125
Yeah, I do want to eat them tacos.

>>83707480
>>83706849
Marry me VJ

>>83709765

ok

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>>83709765
>he doesn't know I called dibs

look at this newfag pleb, /tv/.

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>>83706849

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Imogen Gay Poots

>>83707480
how do I get a gf like her?

>not showing off that qt tummy
Fucking prude

>>83711327
she's a qt

Wtf these aren't their real names? And they aren't even nicknames, they are like completely different names.

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>>83711327
>Imogen
That is a 4/10 name desu but
>Gay Poots
is 10/10
>>83711364
Save a puppy from the fire
>>83711368

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Neta-Lee Hershlag

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>>83711450

>>83711450
jew/10

>>83711471

oh shit muh fucking dick

why haven't I seen this posted more?!

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>>83706849
Saoirse Una Ronan

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>>83711488

>>83711509
Sharia/10

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Madonna Louise Ciccone

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plebs

>>83711949

you should call all the casting directors that don't hire her and call them plebs

What about writers with awesome names?
Speed Weed

>>83712050
That's his nickname.
His real name is Speedathan Weedard.

>>83707709
my nigga. Though Frances is a lowtest middle name. Reminded me that Karl Urban is also solid.

>>83707614
He was doing standup in shitty black comedy clubs and that name sounds like a hot black chick's name, so he hoped it would help get him more gigs

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>>83707638
Underrated

>>83711509
She looks good for an older, gray-haired woman.

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Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson

>>83712412
shit tier

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Albert Einstein

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>>83712423
Awww. You don't like her.

Gal Gadot

>>83712128
Karl-Heinz Urban.

>>83712050
>not Dick Wolf

What is the best stage name and why is it Rip Torn?

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V juice

>>83714063
she's so damn fine. skinny curvy is so good.

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>>83711327
>Gay Poots

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>>83714566

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>>83711509
>UNA

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>>83706849
Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

>>83714765
>>83714832
10/10

>mfw I can't have the name Dawn around me because I lost my virginity to her and she's literally a 3/10 and I regret having my first dick sucked by a nasty hoe who used her teeth and her pussy was loose bc she was just fat

>>83717510
>ywn buttfuck VJuice on top of a giant lego skull

;_____;

Is she giving up singing and acting and becoming a model? I fucking said she should do that years ago.

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>>83717959

>>83718038

I like it

I'm on cooldown right now but post some more of this shoot so I can cum to it later

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>>83706849
>Which actor/actress has the coolest given name

Thomas Mapother IV